Yan Gou failed miserably

矫情

After performing a play, He Ci felt that the whole person was much more energetic. After the boring and obscure math class, he also sat upright, listened carefully, and his dark eyes were particularly attractive.

Seeing such a well-behaved and cute boyfriend, Si Xian felt itchy in his heart. When the teacher walked to the back, he couldn't help but stroked his hair. It felt good, and he couldn't stop rolling from head to bangs.

He Ci: ヾ (?——)?!

Although there is a feeling of touching a grandson, it still feels great to be pampered inadvertently.

The mathematics teacher had already written on a blackboard, and habitually walked off the podium to let the students digest it, and suddenly found that many students' eyes were not focused on the blackboard.

Hiss, something is wrong!With more than ten years of teaching career, Xue Ruixia subconsciously turned around to see that it was the blind person making trouble in class.

Just in time, I saw Si Xian stroking the same table like a kitten, and the other hand did not delay the calculation, listing out one inequality after another on the straw paper.

The touched kitten had an indifferent expression, obviously it was not the first time it was touched. It looked directly at the blackboard, obviously thinking seriously about the problem-solving process above.

If you ignore that hand, it's normal, what a ghost.

The math teacher's expression became complicated in an instant. Although she knew that the relationship between the two was good, she didn't expect it to be so good that she would touch it during class.

"Some classmates have deserted." She glanced around and reminded the two without naming them.

As soon as this remark came out, I don't know how many people were accidentally injured.

A few students in the back row quickly raised their heads to look at the blackboard, and quietly put away the papers on the table.

A few sleepy people in the front row hurriedly chased the sleepy bugs away, picked up a pen and scribbled on the straw paper without knowing what to write.

The real protagonist is still quietly enjoying their time together.Si Xian's movements became more and more excessive, he was no longer satisfied with stroking his hair, and began to caress his boyfriend's serious face.

Yes, as long as the two of them are present at the same time, "Passive - Ignore the aura of the surrounding melon eaters" will be triggered 100%, launching absolute defense.

Xue Ruixia: ...

She never expected that there were so many deserters in the classroom, and she was speechless for a while, "I also heard that you have to study at twelve o'clock in the evening, and some even learn one or two o'clock. This spirit is worth it." Encouragement, but it is not advisable. The most important thing for us now is to study and live during the day, to rest when it is time to rest, and to be energetic when we are in class."

He Ci pointed a finger at Si Xian's waist, poked and poked again, "Got it? Go to bed early at night, and you are not allowed to do weird things in the future."

Si Xian had a good time patting the cat, and took his hand back: "Of order, I will go to bed before twelve o'clock."

"What you said, I remember."

"certainly……"

Si Xian: Well, let's go to bed at ten o'clock from now on!

……

The atmosphere in the class went from bad to worse, even if the teacher adjusted it again and again, the atmosphere that was about to come was still lingering.The countdown on the blackboard is a sword of Damocles, hanging high above everyone's neck.

The Chinese class of the head teacher tries to spare time for everyone to listen to music, watch reading, and let the tense nerves relax a little.

He Ci listened to the music while solving the note in his hand. The note was full of gaudy questions, astronomy, geography, and cultural landscape.

"Don't just look at it, do it for me too!"

Si Xian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and casually brought a bunch of notes over, "Who told you to boast so much?"

"Damn, isn't this a casual talk—"

Things went back to the big class break yesterday afternoon, because the physics teacher's questions in the previous class were surprisingly difficult, many girls came to ask the two of them.

He Ci was so miserable being asked, so he simply asked everyone to write the question on a note and hand it over, and study it slowly by themselves.

Who knew that passing it on would become a question that everyone would not know. Today, I wrote it as a note and handed it to He Ci, and then when He Ci came today, the table was covered with notes, physicalizing various problems.

Si Xian did it very quickly. It is almost enough to give a context or a formula for many questions. There is no need to list the steps one by one.

As I was writing, I suddenly saw a blue paper with a strange shape, on which was pasted a small note that seemed to be cut out in a certain magazine.

"The breeze blows gently, I like you so much."

There is also a picture below, which shows the appearance of two hands with their fingers interlocked.

Si Xian: Hey, if you don't pay attention, someone will steal your house!

Then Si Dajing took advantage of her boyfriend's serious work on the questions, quietly and secretly, rolled up the note and stuffed it into the desk.Then pretend that nothing happened, and continue to do the questions with a blank face.

He Ci is full of hope that her boyfriend can discover her little romance, secretly looking forward to how Si Xian will respond in a while.

Whether to lean over and whisper a love story, or to threaten to wait and see at night, or to start directly, all in all, I am looking forward to it.

10 minutes passed—

The homeroom teacher played three songs——

I have read four of my own reading materials——

Why hasn't my boyfriend moved yet!

When the get out of class was over, He Ci asked everyone to take the notes away, and he casually reminded him a few words: "Well, Si Xian, give these notes to others."

Si Xian nodded without thinking: "Well, it's all over."

Hey, did I forget to put it in?It shouldn't be, I just saw it.

He Ci asked: "Did you see that blue paper?"

Si Xian narrowed his eyes: Which vixen wants to steal my home!I am really impatient!Xiaoci knew and didn't plan to tell me!

"I see." He leaned closer and stared at her boyfriend with great pressure.One hand tapped the table regularly, and if the answer was not what he wanted, he promised that he would definitely serve him with real swords and guns at night.

He Ci couldn't believe it: "Did you see it?! You didn't show any signs! I've been looking for that sentence for a long time, but you're still pissing me off! Damn it!"

He felt that he was wronged to the point of bursting!Thanks to myself, I still want to add a little spice to the lives of the two of them from time to time, who would have thought that this is the end of the beginning.

Si Xian's brain circuit is running extremely fast, that note, could it be Xiaoci who gave it to me?

It's a matter of one sentence, two people have to make nine twists and turns, and people who are really in love have no IQ, regardless of gender.

He quickly took out the note and flattened it, but it was a pity that it was so hard just now that the wrinkles on it could not be removed.

Seeing this, He Ci felt even more aggrieved, "You, you, you still give it like this! Do you have another little boy outside!"

The voice became louder for a while, causing people around to look sideways, but after only watching for a while, they turned their heads to do their own homework.

Damn, these two playwrights started having a fit again——

Si Xian was dumbfounded at the moment, the most important thing up to now is to explain clearly, he put his arms around He Ci's waist, leaned on his shoulder and explained gently: "I was wrong, I thought it was someone else who wanted to confess to me. , IQ dropped a bit in a moment of impatience."

He Ci felt aggrieved: "At first I wanted to give you a romance, but who would have thought that you would be so incomprehensible, and I will never engage in such hypocritical things from now on."

"It's me who doesn't understand style and romance. I'll frame this piece of paper and hang it on the bedside to remind me all the time, okay?"

The more he explained, the more wronged he became. He Ci always wanted to indulge in green tea, but it was almost class time, so he had to give up.

"Let's talk about it when we get home. I'm going to attend class."

Si Xian raised his eyebrows, and all the things that went home were nothing to worry about.

"OK……"

Later, Dabu complained in his heart: "Why is Xiao Ci so hypocritical now! Is such a trivial matter a big deal?! Xiao Ci is no longer the Xiao Ci that he used to be!

As if hearing the voice of his heart, He Ci turned his head and mouthed quietly: single dog, what do you know!

The six words are like thousands of heart-piercing swords, piercing the heart.

Bu Yanfei, died.

In fact, He Ci was not angry at all in his heart, he was just greedy for his boyfriend's tenderness, and the comfort of his gentle voice, which made him so deeply trapped that he couldn't get out.

Ahhhh, the voice is also nice, ahhhhh, the face value is also very high, ahhhhh this person is mine.

In the evening, go home.

"Xiaoci, I've already had someone frame it, and it will arrive tomorrow."

He Ci recalled the unreasonable plots of others in the novels and TV series he had read before, and he followed suit.

"I don't listen! Anyway, I don't know what you thought at the time, you must have other little boys outside, I know, it was the last time you met your friends when they were drinking... ..."

Si Xian couldn't help seeing her boyfriend's indecent appearance, and stopped to listen to what was going on, so she stepped forward and blocked her mouth. Why is this vexatious little appearance so rare?

He Ci blushed, but insisted on asking for lines: "It's your little boy who is prettier, (well, lighten up!) or me!"

"You look good!" Si Xian took out the props from the bedside table.

He Ci got up and put his hands on his hips, furious: "Okay, so you really raised a baby outside, and you can't survive this day!"

The touch of the props instantly made He Ci speechless, and he could only groan on the bed.

Another night of spring.

……

A small incident happened in the school today. A couple was holding hands in the grove behind the teaching building and was discovered by the new director. They went home to reflect for 20 days without any room for negotiation.

The direct impact of this incident is that many underground couples in the school have separated tactically, temporarily avoiding the three fires of the new official's appointment.

Last semester, Director Ren was admitted to the hospital because of illness, and the school transferred another one from another place. This Director Feng looked like a Maitreya Buddha, but he was so merciless in his work.The first fire is to severely punish couples. Any couples in the school will go home and reflect upon discovery.

The second fire was even more amazing. Director Feng emphasized in the regular meeting on Monday that the behavior between boys and girls, and between girls and girls should not be too intimate.

Everyone's eyes turned to Si Xian whose palm was raging above He Ci's head.

He Ci is innocent: Look at what we are doing, we have never been too close from the beginning to the end, heck, it's really true.