Yan Gou failed miserably

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When school starts, the biggest change is the lifestyle of He Ci and Si Xian.After being chartered by the leader, morning reading and evening self-study are not required at school. I don’t know how many others are envious of this, and of course no one raises any objections.

If you want to be like them, well, first get a score of [-] on the test.

At seven o'clock, the bell rang on time.Si Xian quickly found the location of the alarm clock, pressed it abruptly, and the ringing stopped abruptly.

He lifted the quilt up again, kissed the boyfriend in his arms, wrapped his arms around He Ci from behind, and fell into a deep sleep again.The whole process was so smooth and smooth that even the eyes were not opened.

He Ci: ←_←!

You open it for me, please!

This situation has been going on for a full week. Without morning reading, Si Xian finally exposed his true nature - staying in bed.What's even worse is that not only did he not want to get up, but He Ci, who was in his arms, also stayed in bed.

A few days ago, He Ci found out that the ringtone of the alarm clock on his mobile phone was no longer working, so he specially bought a louder one on a certain treasure.

Who knew that someone could study this SpongeBob SquarePants-like alarm clock thoroughly in just two days, and could press the switch accurately every time.

"Si Xian, wake up! I need to recite vocabulary!"

Si Xian stroked the face of the young man in his arms, and breathed out hot breath on his neck, which was so ambiguous that people could imagine.

"Xiaoci, wait another half an hour."

The voice of just waking up was so seductive that it made He Ci feel dizzy. In a blink of an eye, he forgot about memorizing vocabulary, and turned sideways to seriously appreciate the beauty of his man.

Look, how straight this nose is!

Look, how thin this mouth is!

Look at this hair, how thick it is!

Look, these eyes, how black!

Um?Eye?

"You, why are you awake—"

Si Xian observed the little boyfriend with great interest, the more he looked at it the happier he was, and he went up to taste it for a while after seeing it.He Ci consciously reached into the bedside table and was stopped.

"Xiao Ci, class will start soon, don't worry."

The voice was mixed with obvious ridicule. He was very happy that his boyfriend had such an awareness. The training these days really paid off.

He Ci's hands on the bedside table were a little embarrassed. In order to cover up, he brought over a book of English words on it, "I want to recite the words! Where are you thinking? Ahhh, you are so dirty!"

Well, when two people are making out, when both have reactions, when they are not wearing clothes, recite words.

I really have you, He Xiaoci!

Then Si Xian asked him to memorize words for half an hour in a certain state, and he memorized about three words, which was really efficient.

"Transmit, you, you don't."

Si Xian couldn't refuse: "Continue to recite..."

"Brother swallow... Take it easy."

Si Xian strengthened a bit: "Okay..."

"You, you lied!"

……

After reciting the words, the two of them were sweating profusely, and took a shower quickly.During this period, He Ci strongly rejected her boyfriend's request to take a bath with him, my good guy, if I enter the bathroom, I won't have to attend the morning class.

After a lot of tossing, it was finally time for class. The first class was Lao Ying's class. The English teacher was angrily scolding the officials with a pointer in his hand, "I don't understand just these few words? Students, look up and see how many words are left." God, no time, no time to play! Do you think there is still a long time before the college entrance examination? 125 days! Give me some refreshments!"

Just now the English teacher randomly asked three students in class. Coincidentally, although the words memorized by the three students were all correct, they did not understand the extended meaning, the transitive or intransitive of the vocabulary, which led to Guan Ling lost his temper.

"He Ci, get up."

He Ci got up obediently, looking confident.

"Swallow, swallow." Guan Ling's anger has not subsided, and he wants to set an example for everyone, so that those students who think they are learning well are sober.

He Ci was taken aback, the shameful play in the early morning flooded into his mind instantly, a blush crept up his face, and he was speechless for a while.

The classroom suddenly fell into a deathly silence, and all the students dared not look at the English teacher's increasingly livid face and staring eyes.

Si Xian instantly understood the reason, coughed twice, and successfully pulled his deskmate out of his thoughts.

"swallowv. swallow, swallow, drown n. swallow swallowup, drain, swallow."

He Ci quickly said the words that he had reviewed in the morning, trying not to think about the shameful play.

The English teacher nodded and continued to ask questions, and he answered them one by one, and then he sat down safely.

After class...

"Damn it, I was scared to death when I was asking about words!"

Si Xian knowingly asked, "What did Xiaoci think of?"

A look flashed across He Ci's eyes, and the sparkle was extraordinarily attractive, "Thinking of how my man bullied me, the bad guy—"

Hahaha still wanted to tease me, but I didn't expect it, Si Xian, I am no longer the easy-to-blush He Xiaoci I used to be!

If he didn't find a seductive person, he was teased instead, and now Si Xian became short of breath.

"Xiaoci, which shape do you like?" Si Xian leaned forward, holding an English paper in his hand, and outsiders seemed to think that two academic masters were discussing why the paper was so simple.

How is it possible to say such an exit, Hundan!How could I possibly say that I like the black one with vibrations? Hun Dan!

This makes me look so hungry and thirsty!Although being made very comfortable, it is impossible to say it, Hun Dan!

"Cough, everything is fine."

Si Xian frowned: "It seems that I don't like Xiao Ci, so I'd better buy a few more."

He has to admit that he has awakened some perverted hobbies, for example, when he can't play in person, he can use props instead.

(Note that this can't play in person, it doesn't mean that Si Xian has a physical problem, but because of well-known reasons, he needs to get used to it for a while...)

He Ci: Why do I have a faint expectation in my heart!Ahhh, I don't want to become that kind of character in H's novel!

"Hey, this reading comprehension is quite interesting, Si Xian, look at this Mrs. Mary is really out of her mind."

Secret technique: Changing the topic of heaven and earth!

"Okay, since Xiaoci agrees, let's buy a few more, buy more of the same style in black."

Damn, how do you know I like black!

Si Xian seemed to hear the voice of his heart, and chuckled: "Because Xiaoci's voice is the best when it is used."

He Ci instantly turned into a boiled crab.

"Ah, Mrs. Mary actually let her daughter steal someone else's apple pie, and she refused to admit it when she was found out."

"Well, the apple-flavored ones are almost running out recently."

"Damn! Sure enough, as I expected, Mrs. Mary was arrested by the police. Alas, it's a pity that her daughter is lost."

"Why don't you try the durian flavor?"

"roll!"

Although the conversation between the two is not at the same latitude at all, it is amazing to be able to talk together.

The big cloth behind him frantically covered his ears.

No, I don't want to hear your discussions!Why did you understand everything without referring to me!God, I don't want to go into that magical world, I'm not an old color batch (old color batch)!

He Ci turned around quietly, "Dabu, you didn't hear anything just now, did you?"

Si Xian also turned his head, full of momentum: "Yanfei, you didn't hear anything just now."

Dabu shook his head frantically, "I don't know anything, I'm just an innocent little hamster, trust me."

The two nodded in satisfaction.

Dabu murmured weakly: "It doesn't really smell like durian, does it?"

Two people: (ヘ#)!

This son can't stay, destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces.

The two stretched out their sinful hands in tacit agreement, one covered his mouth and controlled his body, and the other tickled, the cooperation was called a tacit understanding.

Dabu broke free with one hand, made a gesture of Erkang, and grabbed it far away, "Yuan Yuan, squad leader, Jiang Hao, help me!"

Then he was silently pushed back by He Ci. After some violent threats, Dabu tremblingly left two lines of tears, "I don't know, I don't know anything, I'm just an innocent Groundhog."

Yang Yuanyuan passed by and saw Bu Yanfei lying on the table lifelessly, curious: "Dabu, what's wrong with you, have you been bullied by others?"

Dabu looked at Yang Yuanyuan with empty eyes, "I don't know, I don't know, I'm just an innocent little squirrel."

It's over, the kid is stupid.

Yang Yuanyuan stroked the silly boy's hair and sighed: "Stop messing with them in the future, pretend not to hear anything when you hear something, and don't expose yourself in a daze. Oh, don't be a fool, you can have a longer memory in the future." Bar."

At this moment, she exudes a dazzling light of maternal love.He Ci let out an "ah", and quickly blocked the brilliant light with his hand, so as not to be blinded by it.

Buyanfei showed a strange smile at this moment, and conspired loudly to Yang Yuanyuan: "Prince and general, would you rather have a kind? The world has been suffering for a long time, why don't you rise up, you are the queen and I am the prime minister, wouldn't it be beautiful."

Yang Yuanyuan was shocked, and took two steps back: "Do you know what rebellious words you said, if they are heard by others, you will inevitably implicate the whole family. Quickly stop thinking, just swallow this breath."

Buyanfei shook his head: "I have a certificate that can suppress the emperor at the top, and frighten the officials at the bottom. With such a handle, I don't believe that your "Chang'an Ancient Idea" can sit firmly on the Diaoyutai. "

Yang Yuanyuan was stunned: "What is it?"

Buyanfei was proud: "No matter how much you guess, you can't guess, it's the durian flavor..."

Si Xian listened to all directions, and saw that Dabu was about to be uttered by Yang Yuanyuan, he was speechless, and covered his mouth that was about to blurt out.

He Ci also laughed: "Have you two drama masters reached the point where you don't need to match your lines?"

The people who eat melons around nodded their heads one after another, that's right.

He Ci went on to say: "Just relying on the two of you to still want to shake my He family, it's too wishful thinking, whimsical. Xiao Xianzi, dragged out and beheaded."

"twitter!"

The people who eat melons support their foreheads one after another, you are the biggest showman!

The class bell rang, and in just 10 minutes, the melon-eaters around seemed to have experienced a blockbuster of the century, saying that you are really idle.