Robots are idiots

Taking advantage of his spare time at work, Ji Shuyang opened his browser and searched for summer remedial classes in S City. The robot planned to start learning from the third year of high school. Although he was a little puzzled, he didn't understand why the robot was going to the third year of high school. The third year of high school is the busiest time. one year.

However, the mind of his robot has always been difficult to guess, what it thinks is what, of course it is really difficult for a robot to accomplish something in a planned way, not to mention that his robot is already smart and sensible enough.

I searched for several summer remedial classes near the commercial center. Except for some interest classes, there are not a few remedial classes for the third year of senior high school. As for the quality, it remains to be verified.

Now that the robot has made up his mind to take the college entrance examination, Ji Shuyang plans to enroll him in a summer class with a high reputation. Although according to the robot's current grades, the remedial class is just to experience life, but it can't be too bad.

"Dong dong dong..."

"Come in!" Ji Shuyang minimized the browser, looked up at the office door opened from the outside.

Sang Xia walked in with a stack of forms, closed the door gently, and put the bound forms in front of Ji Shuyang: "Shuyang, this is the customer information form that came to apply for the membership card yesterday."

Ji Shuyang picked up the form and flipped through it. The information represented the level of customer flow in the store in the future. Apart from the bustling San Lo Square area in City S, this is a newly developed commercial center surrounded by many high-end residential areas.

Pick up a pen to sign each form, and exchange it with Sangxia: "Take it to the reception department, let them log in to the system as soon as possible."

"Yes!" Sang Xia sorted out the form, "Shuyang, how is Xiaoji these few days? Did Chen Kai say anything? I always feel that Xiaoji's eating is not very scientific, and it is difficult to rest assured." .”

Ji Shuyang thought of the gluttonous robot at home, and the ice cream in the refrigerator was missing a few every day, and smiled helplessly: "There are no sequelae at present, Xiaoji tastes the taste of food for the first time, and it is easy to lose control and eat too much. Kai is checking him up regularly."

Sang Xia breathed a sigh of relief. In their minds, Xiaoji is not only a precious intelligent robot, but also a member of the circle of friends. She does not want the robot to have accidents at all. Even if Xu Chenkai creates another fully intelligent robot, it is not Xiao Ji.

"Xiao Xia, after lunch, accompany me to the nearby high school remedial class."

"Huh? Are you going to send Xiaoji to the remedial class?" Sangxia asked in surprise, "You can have this, Xiaoji can eat now, don't worry about being suspicious, and the class is near the company, you can at noon Come eat with us."

"Well, I don't worry if it's too far away." Ji Shuyang nodded.

"Okay, let's sign up for Xiaoji at noon. I'm going back to work first, and I still have a lot of homework to do."

"Go." Ji Shuyang watched Sang Xia's cheerful figure leave, and secretly lamented the charm of his own robot. In just two or three months, he had subdued all the friends around him.

Thinking that the robot must be holding his computer at this moment, reading the unpublished manuscript with relish, he couldn't help but look tenderly, the corners of his mouth raised, picked up the mobile phone placed aside, and dialed the robot's number.

Lin Chuyi holds a small spoon in one hand, and from time to time scoops a spoonful from the ice cream in front of him, and puts it in his mouth. He holds the mouse in the other hand, resting his middle finger on the scroll button in the middle, and scrolls it once and for all.

Suddenly, a phone call rang, which was especially loud in the quiet study room, so startled that he almost fell off his chair, staring at the phone screen without blinking.

He was seeing a thrilling scene, and it came so suddenly, it was like a midnight bell.

Lin Chuyi muttered a few words, threw the spoon into the ice cream box, picked up the phone, and when he saw the caller ID, he smiled all over his face: "Master Shutu, I'm your brainless fan."

Immediately, Ji Shuyang's deep and magnetic laughter came from the phone: "Xiaoji, don't bother reading novels. Don't delay your homework, otherwise I will confiscate all the manuscripts when I go home."

"Then I have to make a quick copy and post a backup in the log of Qzone." Lin Chu said seriously, and then hurried to please, "I'm just kidding, I'll do it in the afternoon homework."

"Well, Xiaoji, as long as you are obedient, I will give you whatever you want." Ji Shuyang couldn't help slowing down his voice when he heard the robot's flattery, always feeling that the robot's position in his heart is getting more and more high.

"Thank you, master." Lin Chuyi grinned from the corner of her mouth to her ears, "Master, is my summer class settled yet?"

"Oh? Do you still remember the summer class?" Ji Shuyang teased with a smile, "I was just about to tell you about it. At noon, Xiaoxia and I went to the summer class near the company. If I saw something I liked, I would first sign up for you."

"Master Shutu is here, and the quality is absolutely guaranteed." Lin Chuyi hurriedly offered her praise.

"Hey, don't mess around, be obedient." Ji Shuyang said helplessly, "It's getting late, you can go and prepare lunch, what are you going to eat? I'm alone at home, I can't control you, don't eat much, eat when you're hungry in the afternoon .”

"Yes, Master Shutu, I'm going to cook wonton noodles at noon. There are still a lot of wontons in the refrigerator. Then I will add a big steak, a poached egg, and a few green vegetables. What does the master think?"

"Are you tempting me with your cooking skills?"

"Hey, master will also eat this for supper tonight."

Lin Chuyi nestled on the sofa and chatted with Ji Shuyang for a long time, and he hung up the phone when he heard the landline in Ji Shuyang's office rang. It was almost 11 o'clock, and the whole morning passed like this. The wonton noodles are almost drooling.

Holding the mobile phone, he jumped up from the sofa, rushed out of the study with great interest, and rushed downstairs to prepare to show off his talents.

He has today's cooking skills, thanks to his aunt's family, who let him take care of all the housework every day, and if he doesn't cook well, he will be scolded. After a long time, his cooking skills are naturally amazing.

Speaking of which, he also has a cousin who is only a few months younger than him. Although he has always disliked him as a superfluous person, his grades are good. If he goes to No. [-] Senior High School, he might meet her again.

Lin Chuyi shook her head, brought out the wontons wrapped last night in the refrigerator, took out a few small green vegetables, and took out an egg and a tube of noodles from the cabinet. The big row was cooked yesterday and placed in the refrigerator , everything is ready, start making wonton noodles.

Satisfied with eating a large bowl of wonton noodles, Lin Chuyi went to the sofa in the living room to rest for a while, rubbed her stomach, seemed a little full, turned over on the sofa, and raised her white hands to her eyes , looking carefully.

Just looking at the exposed arms, there is nothing wrong with it at all, but once the clothes are taken off, the gaps still exist. As long as he does not show his chest and belly in front of others, his secret will not be discovered.

But there is another point that he is more worried about, which is the excretory system. If everyone finds out that he never needs to go to the toilet, he will definitely feel very strange. How can this lie be covered up?

Lin Chuyi struggled for a while, got up and went to the kitchen to clean up. Then he couldn't go home to eat every day, right?The courses in the third year of high school must be very intense. During the lunch break, I also need to review my homework and do exercises, and I have no time to go home for dinner.

Wait for Ji Shuyang to come back later, and discuss it with him.

In the afternoon, Lin Chuyi restrained his desire to continue reading the archived manuscripts, and carried the exercise book to the small pavilion in the garden to do homework. He hoped that Ji Shuyang would be able to implement his summer class today, so that he could You can go to class in a few days.

In the evening, Lin Chuyi made dinner and waited for Ji Shuyang to come back from work, put the food on the table, washed his slightly greasy hands, heard the sound of the door opening in the hall, quickly opened the sliding door and ran out, smiling all over his face He took the coat and briefcase from Ji Shuyang's hand without hesitation.

"Master, have you found the summer class yet?" Lin Chuyi stood aside with her things in her arms, watching Ji Shuyang change his shoes.

"Well, it's only a 10-minute walk from my company, and I will have lunch with me in the future." Ji Shuyang grabbed Lin Chuyi's shoulders, half-embraced the robot in his arms, and walked upstairs.

"When is class?"

"I'll take you there tomorrow to have a look. The number of people has been recruited almost, and the class can start in a few days."

"The sooner the better." Lin Chuyi was very happy.

Hang Ji Shuyang's coat in the closet, prepare home clothes for Ji Shuyang, and walk out of the room with the briefcase: "Master, I'll help you put the bag away first, dinner is ready, change your clothes and come Let's eat."

Looking at the cheerful back of the robot, Ji Shuyang seemed to be infected with his joy, and his smile gradually widened. After changing his clothes, he went downstairs. In the restaurant, the robot was humming an out-of-tuned song and serving him food with chopsticks.

"Master, when Xiao You came last time, I always had a question. Will Xiao You give birth to a mermaid or a human?" Lin Chuyi was eating, and suddenly remembered that Chang You's due date is approaching. It will be at the beginning of next month. A few days earlier, the baby will be born soon.

Ji Shuyang smiled, and put a piece of meat into his bowl: "It depends on whose genes are stronger. You can ask Chang You about this question, and he may know."

"Xiao You is going to have a baby soon... By the way, Xiao You is a mermaid. In the eyes of outsiders, he is a boy. Where will he go to give birth?" This is the most important question. Chang You's existence is just like him. known to outsiders.

"You don't have to worry about this. Chen Mu knows an authoritative doctor, and he has always been in charge of Chang You's physical examination."

"Then I'm relieved. When he gives birth, can I go to see him?"

"I think everyone will go over and accompany him."

Lin Chuyi nodded. Chang You's baby will be the first born among them. Everyone must be very surprised. In fact, he is looking forward to Chang You giving birth to a little mermaid, which must be very cute.

After dinner and cleaning the kitchen, Lin Chuyi hugged her teacup and nestled on the sofa. While chatting with Ji Shuyang and watching the news, she remembered the troubled things in the afternoon, and asked worriedly, "Master, I don't have an excretory system, what will happen to me?" won't be discovered by classmates?"

Ji Shuyang was slightly taken aback, put down his teacup, hugged the robot in his arms and comforted him: "Don't worry, it's not a problem to go to the remedial class. After all, you won't be with them at noon, and there are still two months left before school. Chen Kai will think about it." Method."

"Master, do you think I will grow flesh? Become a human like you?"

Ji Shuyang was slightly stunned, and smiled and stretched out his hand to pinch the robot's cheek: "Don't think about it, Xiaoji is very good, of course I also look forward to such a miracle."

If Xiaoji could turn into a human, Ji Shuyang rubbed his chin and looked at the robot drinking tea, then Xu Chenkai, an unreliable friend, would have done him a big favor, he could directly marry the robot home.

Ji Shuyang looked down at the robot in his arms. The robot was watching the news seriously and smiled from time to time. He was in a trance, and suddenly felt that what the robot said was not just whimsical.

Maybe one day, such a miracle will really happen to this amazing robot.