Robots are idiots

After Lin Chuyi finished eating an ice cream, she sighed comfortably, lying on the table in a daze, admiring the scenery in the garden, and finally realized the benefits of being a robot without temperature perception, at least in such a hot summer, he doesn't need to heat up Get restless.

Stretching out his hands to rub his stomach, it has been a week since he was able to eat and drink. Ji Shuyang and Xu Chenkai finally relaxed their vigilance and stopped forcing him to eat. Although he will not be allowed to eat too much, he will not be the only one who is hungry Only to eat.

Xu Chenkai's examination results showed that the grooves formed in his body could indeed store food and transform it into something similar to abilities without leaving any residue. At present, Xu Chenkai is unable to explain the source and basis of this change, but it can be proved that his diet There has been no problem at all.

Lin Chuyi doesn't care so much, as long as he can eat, he can do anything, but he hopes that the food he eats can not only be transformed into physical strength or energy, but if he can grow flesh, he can eliminate the terrible gaps in his body. How nice to fill it up.

When changing clothes this morning, he was still looking at his body in the mirror, the shocking gaps still existed without any change, hey, he really was too greedy.

Lie listlessly in the pavilion in the garden for a while, picked up the phone and turned on the screen, at 5:15, Ji Shuyang got off work at 5:[-] every day, and it was time to make dinner again.

Putting away the books and exercise books spread across the table, she walked into the villa with her arms in her arms, took the things to the study and put them away, and then went back to the kitchen to prepare dinner. Ever since she was able to eat and drink, Lin Chuyi felt that cooking was better than before. It's getting stronger.

Opening the refrigerator to search for ingredients, staring at the refrigerator full of ingredients, Lin Chuyi knelt down in a tangled body. Although Ji Shuyang strictly controlled his diet in his mouth, he did not do so in action. He would buy all kinds of ingredients every day. Come back with the same ingredients and snacks.

"Xiaoji, what's the problem?"

Lin Chuyi was taken aback for a moment, thinking that she had an auditory hallucination, but when she turned her head, she saw Ji Shuyang appearing at the kitchen door with a big bag of things in her hand, walking towards him with slight worry, and asked in surprise: "Master, why did you get off work so early today?"

Ji Shuyang leaned over and patted his head, and put the shopping bag on the counter: "Well, the company's affairs are done, it's rare to get off work early, don't squat with the refrigerator door open."

"Robots don't catch cold, I don't feel cold." Lin Chuyi got up and said, "Master, do you have any special dishes you want to eat? I don't even know what to cook. It doesn't seem good to eat these every day. It will be boring."

Ji Shuyang thought for a moment, closed the refrigerator door for the robot, took his hand and walked out of the kitchen, and said as he walked, "In this case, how about taking you out to eat today?"

"Okay, I haven't eaten out yet." Lin Chuyi was elated, and then remembered that the things Ji Shuyang bought were still on the counter, stopped and said, "Master, you go and change them first." Clothes, let me tidy up the things you bought, the weather is so hot now, some dishes are easy to break."

With praise in his eyes, Ji Shuyang smiled and pinched his face, and went upstairs to change.

In the past few days, Ji Shuyang has clearly noticed that something is wrong with the robot, not that it is unresponsive or something has happened, but that it has become much more affectionate than before. At first, he thought that the robot wanted to please him and agreed to him to eat .

Now it seems that is not the case. Although sometimes because of the food, there are few quarrels, but when he turns around and starts to show affection to him, the robot likes to cling to him. Of course he is very happy, but he doesn't know what secrets are hidden in the robot's heart.

Could it be...

Ji Shuyang recalled that the last night they had dinner together, the robot mysteriously dragged Chang You upstairs. Speaking of which, the relationship between Chang You and Shao Chenmu was very similar to his relationship with the robot. Chen Mu's fan, and the robot is his fan.

Shouldn't it be discovered?

Shao Chenmu smiled. He pointed the way to the robot and asked him to search for clues on Weibo. If the robot found Sang Xia's Weibo, it would be clear at a glance, so the recent abnormal behavior of the robot is different from finding him. Related?

Shao Chenmu was almost certain that the robot had a pure mind and would not beat around the bush. Perhaps it simply felt that he was deliberately concealing the truth, and the robot also wanted to play with mystery to tease him.

After changing his clothes, the robot had already packed up the things he had bought and was sitting in the living room waiting for him. When he saw him going downstairs, he ran over happily and grabbed him, dragging him out impatiently.

Ji Shuyang chuckled helplessly. After being bored at home for a week, he probably got bored. After getting in the car and starting the car, he asked, "What do you want to eat? 1987 Tea Restaurant?"

Lin Chuyi thought for a while, of course he wanted to experience the delicacy of the 1987 tea restaurant, but would it be too extravagant to go to 1987 just for two people to have a casual dinner?But I couldn't think of anything to eat for a while.

In the past, apart from the school cafeteria, there were only a handful of times to eat out, so he really didn't know how to make up his mind.

Seeing that he was hesitant, Ji Shuyang smiled lightly, and drove directly towards 1987. Robots seldom go out, and they don't know much about the outside world, so they couldn't draw any conclusions even if they asked him. He goes out for a walk.

At the 1987 Tea Restaurant, Ji Shuyang handed the menu to the robot, and said softly: "Order what you want, and I will often take you out to eat in the future. After you go to school, you always have to contact the outside world. Exercise now." stand up."

Lin Chuyi suddenly remembered the matter of going to the summer vacation class. Most of the schools have entered the summer vacation period these days, and various summer vacation classes outside have been started one after another. If Ji Shuyang didn't mention it, he would have forgotten about it.

After ordering, Lin Chuyi asked after the waiter left, "Is the master going to send me to the summer vacation class? After we get back later, let's check online. Is there any summer vacation near the master's company?"

Ji Shuyang was slightly surprised, he hadn't thought of this point yet, his place of work is a commercial center, maybe there will be many summer classes: "Okay, Xiaoji is getting smarter and smarter, if you sign up now, you will be ready in a few days." It's time for class."

"That's good. I'm alone at home every day. It's really boring. It's best to go to class after I sign up." Lin Chuyi said unhappily, unknowingly staying in this robot for more than four months Now, from being unable to adapt at the beginning to being confident now, it made him feel as if he was born to be a robot.

After a full meal, Lin Chuyi followed Ji Shuyang and left 1987 contentedly. Perhaps it was the first time he went out to eat, but Ji Shuyang didn’t stop him, but kept bringing him food. It was the first time he ate so freely .

"Stuffed up? Then take you to the Glacier Square?" Seeing the appearance of the robot, Ji Shuyang shook his head and chuckled. This unrestrained robot really couldn't let him go.

Lin Chuyi rubbed her stomach and followed Ji Shuyang into the car. Glacier Plaza is not far from 1987. It only takes 20 minutes to drive there. However, it is the evening rush hour and the traffic jam in the city center is serious. It's been an hour.

Binghe Square was crowded with people, and Lin Chuyi couldn’t find a bench to sit on. There were people everywhere, so he had no choice but to follow Ji Shuyang along the tree-lined river bank, stop and lie down. On the railing by the river, the night breeze is cool and very comfortable.

Hearing the sound of footsteps coming from behind, Lin Chuyi turned his head to look around, and saw a familiar boy walking slowly with a white Garfield in his arms, followed by a tall man who also looked familiar.

"It's you?" The other party obviously recognized Lin Chuyi, walked towards him at a faster pace, and said happily, "Thank you for helping me catch Maodou last time. I didn't have time to thank you properly."

Lin Chuyi suddenly remembered that he and Li Xin went to the pet store. The cheating New Year's Day scared the Garfield cat away. | Nine is not far from ten.

Received Ji Shuyang's playful attention, Lin Chuyi scratched her head embarrassedly: "That... I just reacted subconsciously. At that time, I think anyone would help. Besides, I was not the one who caught Maodou , and, if it wasn't for my family's New Year's Day, Maodou wouldn't be scared away."

"Where is it, Maodou has always been shy of strangers, not because of your New Year's Day."

"Is that so?" Lin Chuyi stretched out his hand to pet Garfield, the soft fur was so comfortable to the touch, he couldn't put it down, and suddenly felt that he didn't want to keep a dog anymore, but wanted to keep a Garfield like Maodou, with a bun face and fat doodle.

"Lin Xi, there will be a concert later, let's go back."

The boy named "Lin Xi" obviously dotes on Garfield very much. When he talked about the cat in his arms, he couldn't help talking more. Lin Chuyi also listened with great interest, until the man beside him reminded him softly. , he waved goodbye in embarrassment.

Lin Chuyi stared intently at the back of the two leaving, and reached out to pull Ji Shuyang beside him: "Master, do you think they are a couple? When I saw them last time, I felt that the aura of the two was very strange. Even Li Xin's rough nerves are aware of it."

When did his robot become so gossip-spirited?

Ji Shuyang patted him on the head and taught him: "Don't guess about other people's relationship, maybe they are just relatives."

"No, I heard him called Mr. Luo last time... Could it be a teacher-student relationship?" Lin Chuyi felt that her three views had been refreshed, and the next second she thought about it, it was wrong. Ning Qi and Jin Yihang were together at the beginning When we were together, Jin Yihang was his teacher.

Ji Shuyang was noncommittal with a smile. His robot was good at making friends. It seemed that he could safely let the robot go to summer vacation classes. He was willing to bow down to this kind of ability to chat with each other when they met on the street.

Continuing to walk along the river bank for a while, and finally found an unoccupied bench, Lin Chuyi hurried over to occupy the seat, patted the seat next to her, and signaled Ji Shuyang to come and sit.

Taking a deep breath comfortably, Lin Chuyi turned her head and looked at Ji Shuyang with a serious face: "Master, you must take me out for a walk often in the future, to breathe the fresh air, and to make some friends. The beautiful boy who is about to analyze must come here often for a walk."

"Have you taken a fancy to someone else's Garfield?" This robot has been hugging someone's cat just now and refuses to let go. It seems that not only is its ability to make friends strong, but also its ability to like the new and dislike the old is even more outstanding. Dogs, like cats right now.

"Hey, since the master knows, you can keep it in your heart and don't say it." Lin Chuyi rubbed her nose in embarrassment, "Master, is that Garfield very expensive?"

"Well, at least four or five thousand, the purebred ones are more expensive."

"Forget it. I don't have any extra money to buy Garfield now. I'll talk about it after I graduate and start working."

"Xiaoji." Ji Shuyang called him softly, watched the suspicious eyes cast by the robot, and raised his hand to touch his face, "Xiaoji, is there something hidden in his heart recently? Do you want to talk to the master? "

Lin Chuyi was slightly taken aback, and immediately frowned: "The person who hides the secret in his heart is obviously the master."

Ji Shuyang laughed softly. The robot really found out that he was Shutu. No wonder he was so enthusiastic these days. Taking advantage of the dim light and no one around, he gently took the robot into his arms: "Hey, I'll follow you!" Apologize."

Lin Chuyi let out a muffled "hmm", and immediately said forcefully: "Then the master will hand over all the manuscripts when he goes back. I want to see all the manuscripts of the master, even the unfinished pits and outlines." Hand it over."

"Xiaoji is getting bigger and bigger, huh?" Ji Shuyang raised his eyebrows and rubbed his head in his arms vigorously.

"What is an inch? I didn't know it before, and I don't know it in the future. The doctor didn't put it in the memory bank for me." Lin Chuyi continued to be obedient, smiling cheerfully, and always felt that the relationship with Ji Shuyang was getting closer .

Suddenly remembered the problem that had been neglected all the time, and frowned again: "Master knows that I like Great God Shutu so much, why didn't he tell me? Oh... I know, Master is playing with me? Is brushing me fun?"

"Why would you want to bully you?" Ji Shuyang leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, smiling at the tangled robot, "Hey, I didn't play tricks on you, I just wanted to exercise your observation ability, doesn't this prove that our little jerk Is it smart?"

"I'm already very smart." Lin Chuyi said cheekily, then stood up with a "squeak" and grabbed Ji Shuyang, "Come on, master, we're going home, hurry up and take out the manuscript Show me."

Ji Shuyang just smiled softly, letting the robot lead him away from the river bank, and walked towards the direction of parking.

It seems that in the next few days, his robot will be very busy, so busy that no one will pay attention to it. I wonder if the robot still has summer vacation classes on its mind?