Robots are idiots

Ji Shuyang looked at the dawdling robot beside him, shook his head helplessly, got out of the car, walked around to the passenger seat and opened the door, and pulled the robot who deliberately delayed the time and refused to get out of the car. The robot immediately put on a frustrated face, Soothing and stroking his head: "Why does Xiaoji dislike the doctor so much?"

"He disregarded my objection every time and forced me to do things I didn't like." Lin Chuyi really wanted to say that Xu Chenkai was a snake maniac, but he swallowed it after thinking about it. Be a polite robot.

"for example?"

"For example, I don't like the name Xiaoji. Xiaoji is a girl, and I am obviously a boy. Also, when he gave me to the master, Dr. Pervert gave me a wig and a maid outfit, and bought a bunch of messy things that don't suit me. Gender stuff, saying weird things every time we meet."

Lin Chuyi hadn't woken up at that time, but this memory already existed in the memory bank. Just the second one, he wanted to block that perverted doctor Xu Chenkai [-] times.He was embarrassed to say some things, for example, Xu Chenkai often told Ji Shuyang in a perverted way - Xiaoji can be touched and hugged, it is very comfortable!

Ma Dan, is this a human language?What does it mean that Xiaoji can be touched and hugged?He is a robot, and his definition is also human, and he also has human rights.So from that time on, he decided to set the perverted doctor as a refusal account, scolded and beat him once, sooner or later he would be able to break through the order and hang the perverted doctor to death.

"Secretly scolding Dad behind his back again? I heard it, Xiaoji is not good and needs to be trained|taught!"

The voice that suddenly appeared behind him startled him, Lin Chu wanted to turn his head to look at Xu Chenkai, who was smiling extravagantly, with a face full of black lines.Obviously a refined and friendly face, on the outside it looks like a capable elite temperament, but in fact it is a perverted snake spirit whose brain circuit is not on the track, always doing some childish things that make people gnash their teeth.

Seeing that the robot saw him appear, Xu Chenkai hurriedly hid behind Ji Shuyang, frowning very depressedly, Xiaoji is the greatest invention of his life, and he made such a beautiful boy robot just to tease Ji Shuyang, The meaning is also very clear - it looks pleasing to the eye, and Bao Jun is satisfied with using it. As for how to use it?Hey, the benevolent see benevolence and the wise see wisdom.

It's just that I didn't expect Xiaoji to grow to such an extent. At first, he could only follow instructions, except for his expressionless face when alone, and his polite smile when he saw people, he had no self-emotions.As an intelligent robot, Xiaoji is very successful and can do all housework without any mistakes, which is something he is very proud of.

I don't know if it's because of Ji Shuyang's special training, or because of Xiaoji's continuous self-improvement, the evolution of intelligence is advancing by leaps and bounds, not only has rich emotions, but also can communicate with them normally, expressing his emotions.If Xiaoji hadn't really been an intelligent robot that he spent his whole life building, he would think that Xiaoji was a normal human being.

This is an exciting thing, a great invention worthy of praise and tears, Xu Chenkai was originally excited.But after the robot got emotional, he suddenly hated his "father". When teasing the robot before, the robot was obviously only shy and didn't know how to refute, so cute that his father blushed.

Now when he jokes too much, the robot will angrily pick up the broom and drive him out. If it weren't for the mandatory order prohibiting violence, he would definitely be beaten to the ground.Which program went wrong?Xu Chenkai beat his chest and stomped his feet. He is a perfect intelligent robot built according to all the cute points. Why did he suddenly become so violent?

What makes him most unacceptable is that the robot's violence seems to be only aimed at him. In front of Ji Shuyang, he is still obedient and cute.Xu Chenkai was distraught, this was nothing, what made him most headache and sad was that the robot didn't want his father's care and love, and it was like trying to dismantle him for a physical examination, and refused to come to see him.

Oh, now I even despise the cute name given to him. Xu Chenkai felt that his great father's status in the eyes of the robot had been reduced to a negative value, and looked at "" behind Ji Shuyang's back in annoyance. son", tentatively asked: "The name Xiaoji is so cute, why do you dislike it?"

"Gender mismatch!" Lin Chuyi retorted cleanly.

Xu Chenkai was very resentful, especially when he saw Ji Shuyang rubbing his precious son's head with a smile, and his precious son responded with a gentle smile very cooperatively. How long has it been since he got his precious son's smile, almost a month.Suddenly I regretted giving Xiaoji to Ji Shuyang. This is the real version of losing my wife and losing my army.

"Okay, what name does Xiaoji want to change to? As long as Xiaoji gets a better-sounding name than Dad's, Dad will agree to change your name." Xu Chenkai decided to please the robot and improve the "father-son relationship".

"I don't like the fact that he calls himself father either." Lin Chu pointed to Xu Chenkai in a serious manner, then turned his head and said to Ji Shuyang.

This perverted doctor is about the same age as Ji Shuyang, but he treats him like a son, and Lin Chuyi feels extremely awkward. Seeing Xu Chenkai's appearance of vomiting blood, and his revenge succeeded, the whole process immediately went smoothly.

Then he said thoughtfully: "The name Xiaoji doesn't suit me at all, I want to change my name to Chuyi."

"Hahaha, the first day of junior high school, I'm still fifteen... well, okay, no matter whether you want to call it the first day of junior high school or the fifteenth day, Dad has no objection." Seeing the robot's angry look, he was afraid that he would shake his hand and leave Human, Xu Chenkai hastened to change his words, he can be regarded as half the master of the robot, it is unique in the world to be the master to his level.

"I mean, you illiterate!"

Even Ji Shuyang couldn't help laughing at this moment. Seeing that his friend was about to get sick from anger, and the good show was almost over, he was really worried that one person and one robot would fight each other. Lifting the hand of the menacing robot beside him, he walked into the villa: "Let's go in and talk about it."

"Dese, let's see how long you have been in the world. Be careful, I have changed all the programs for Xiaoji." Xu Chenkai was not convinced.

"Childish!" Lin Chuyi couldn't help complaining.

The title of Doctor Strange couldn't be more suitable for him. I really don't know what Xu Chenkai was thinking about all day long, but looking back, it was because he was not normal that he created the name "Little Ji". Robot, in a sense, Xu Chenkai is "weird" like a genius.

"Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days, Xiaoji's temper is getting bigger and bigger, and his ability to contradict his father has grown a lot." Xu Chenkai teased his hair, but was immediately dodged by the robot.

"Stop making trouble, Chen Kai, give Xiaoji a thorough inspection." Ji Shuyang looked helplessly at the two people who were at odds with each other, even though he couldn't understand the robot's thinking. It's unreasonable for his people to dislike Xu Chenkai so much, is it just because of the reasons Xiaoji himself said?

That's not bad, robots know how to tell right from wrong, and he can't agree with Xu Chenkai's weird habits, such as pretending to be a maid. He doesn't have that kind of weirdness, and he still likes the clean and refreshing robot now.

Seeing Ji Shuyang's pensive face, Xu Chenkai also put away his joking attitude: "Is there any problem, Xiaoji?"

"It's okay, you check him first." In the past, Ji Shuyang would be outspoken, but now even he can't estimate the evolution of the robot, and he is worried that he said some heavy things and let the robot remember them in his heart.

Lin Chuyi really wanted to protest, feeling that his name "Chuyi" was completely ignored, forget it, now is not the time to care about the name, one day he will pick up the name "Lin Chuyi".Seeing Ji Shuyang's expression, did he discover something?Lin Chuyi was secretly worried that Xu Chenkai's instrument would not be the first to detect his hidden soul, right?

"Don't worry, it's just a routine inspection." Ji Shuyang thought he was afraid, stroked his head and comforted him, accompanied him into the laboratory, sent him into the huge instrument warehouse, watched him lie down obediently, and finally Go back to Xu Chenkai's side and watch him turn on various scanning devices and scan his whole body against the robot.

"How?" He doesn't understand these complicated scientific principles, and the existence of Xiaoji is already very sci-fi.

Xu Chenkai frowned and looked at the displayed programs, and said thoughtfully: "According to the test, everything is normal, but I don't know if the programs generated by Xiaoji's self-upgrade are more than the ones I installed for him before. Several times, before I only installed some basic common sense and knowledge level for him, it was not that complicated."

"So Xiaoji has his own emotions now? Xiaoji has his own memory bank. Will our usual words and deeds affect him, and then he stores it in the memory bank. Through self-upgrade, he can hear and see himself What has been upgraded has become a series of programs, thus becoming his own language and behavior?"

"It's possible. This is like the software and games we usually use. Once there is an update, you will be prompted to upgrade. It's just that these updates are controlled by technicians. I installed a memory slot for Xiaoji when I made him. He Will store memories and upgrade by myself... Hehe, I am indeed a genius, my baby son is getting bigger and bigger!"

"..." Ji Shuyang sighed helplessly, "Have you ever thought that if things go on like this, the existence of Xiaoji will be very dangerous."

"As long as we and Xiaoji don't say it ourselves, who would know that he is a robot?" Xu Chenkai was not very worried, and took a sip of tea leisurely, "Besides, Xiaoji doesn't usually go out, so he won't be discovered at all. .”

"He asked me to take him out for a walk a few days ago, and today I took him out..."

"Pfft!" Xu Chenkai couldn't hold back, and spit out his mouthful of tea, "Ahem, what did you say? Xiaoji asked to go out? Why did he go out?"

Ji Shuyang was silent for a while, and said: "He said he was curious and wanted to go out and see. When you were making Xiaoji, did you install programs for his daily activities? For example, he can operate IP TVs and mobile phones, etc. Take him today When I went out, I gave him clothes and money, and he could go to the dry cleaners to do his laundry and go shopping in the supermarket by himself."

"The housework program is installed. As for the autonomous mode, it is just walking and dazed. The common sense of life does include shopping and other daily routines. As long as you tell him what to buy, he can basically buy it...Let's observe for a while, today's inspection In the report, I will compare it to the past, and it is a good thing that Xiaoji can evolve by himself."

Ji Shuyang nodded, seeing the robot sitting up impatiently in the instrument compartment, walking to him with a smile, and opening the instrument compartment for him, the robot couldn't wait to get out of the instrument compartment, Ji Shuyang felt amused, this Guys still so sick of body checks.

"Master, have you finished the inspection? Let's go home." Lin Chuyi couldn't hear what they were discussing, but even the perverted doctor Xu Chenkai had a serious face. He must have discovered something. Could it be that he is too smart?Program changed?In short, let's go home first, and we must stay away from Dr. Strange in the future.

"En." Ji Shuyang took his hand, greeted Xu Chenkai and left.

At this moment, Xu Chenkai's attention was all focused on the test report, he didn't care about the robot's reaction at all, and waved his hand to signal that they could leave.