Robots are idiots

Lin Chuyi looked at a shelf full of snacks, and suddenly regretted going out. She could only watch but not eat. Not everyone could resist this kind of temptation, it was simply inhuman torture.He reached out to pick it up and put it back. Fortunately, Ji Shuyang is not a person who likes to eat snacks, otherwise he would go crazy watching others eat snacks every day, so go buy some fruit for Ji Shuyang later.

"Xiaoji, you can take whatever you want. Your brother Shuyang will be happy to buy it for you. Don't worry." Seeing that Lin Chuyi had been wandering around the snack food area, but didn't buy anything, Mu Xiao thought he was embarrassed Asking Ji Shuyang to pay, he quickly comforted him, "Why don't I treat you to dinner?"

Lin Chuyi shook her head and smiled, pushing the shopping cart to the vegetable and fruit area: "Thank you Mu Xiao, let's go buy some fruit."

Mu Xiao looked at his back, turned her head to look at the snacks on the table, smiled helplessly and shook her head, reached out and took a few back to him, threw them into the shopping cart, received his suspicious gaze, smiled He explained, "I'll buy some too."

Seeing his clear expression, he asked, "How old is Xiaoji? Are you still in school?"

Lin Chuyi was slightly taken aback, thought for a while and nodded, "Well, I'm in the second year of high school, and I'll be in the third year of high school in the second half of the year."

As expected, he was still a child. Mu Xiao nodded with a smile, and then asked a few more questions. Seeing that he answered in an orderly manner, the doubts that had been pressing in his heart gradually dissipated.Probably when the two met for the first time, they were a little shy, and after chatting for a while, they became enthusiastic. Instead of asking and answering each sentence, they could ask him a few questions on their own initiative.

After shopping and arriving at the checkout area to check out, Mu Xiao took a shopping basket and took out the items she had chosen. After checking out, she pushed the shopping cart to the cashier service center. The people at the cashier service center immediately stood up and greeted them.

"Xiaoji, do you want to wait here for Shuyang, I will accompany you here." Mu Xiao pushed the shopping cart into the cash register service center, and pulled a stool for him to sit on, "I'd better call him ?”

Thinking of Ji Shuyang's explanation, Lin Chuyi hurriedly said, "Well, Brother Shuyang said to call him."

Mu Xiao nodded, and waited for a long time to see that the other party just looked at him fixedly, slightly puzzled, and then suddenly realized, feeling ashamed, this guy wanted him to call Ji Shuyang, and reluctantly picked up the cash register service center. Ji Shuyang must be in Lu Qiefan's office right now when he dials the internal number.

"Thank you, Mu Xiao." Lin Chu advised Mu Xiao to hang up the phone, and quickly thanked him. He also wanted to make a call by himself, but unfortunately, that strange doctor Xu Chenkai didn't give him a mobile phone when he made him, and he didn't know about Ji Shu either. Yang's phone number.

Suddenly remembered something, maybe this is what Ji Shuyang did on purpose, in order to train his reaction ability.Looking up at Mu Xiao chatting and laughing with his colleagues, and talking about him from time to time, Lin Chuyi maintained a faint polite smile.Ji Shuyang probably trusts Mu Xiao very much, otherwise he would not have given a robot to Mu Xiao to take care of.

Maybe Ji Shuyang didn't intend to hide the fact that he was a robot in front of Mu Xiao. Since he was someone Ji Shuyang trusted, he wouldn't mind being known by the other party. Moreover, he really liked this beautiful and gentle robot. people.

In the past, because my parents died early, I lived a life of being dependent on others. I could only swallow my grievances. I didn’t have many friends.Although he is now a robot, the master Ji Shuyang is much better than those so-called relatives. If he can still have a friend like Mu Xiao, he will be more satisfied.

When Ji Shuyang walked to the cash register service center, he saw his robot sitting quietly on the stool, Mu Xiao and others surrounded him and chatted happily, and the robot could answer a few words with a smile, and seemed to get along well with them.Secretly rubbing his chin, thinking about whether to ask Xu Chenkai to check on Xiaoji, to see how far Xiaoji's intelligence has been upgraded.

According to the current situation, Xiaoji should have the basic communication ability of human beings. Maybe he doesn't react very fast and doesn't talk a lot. After all, as an intelligent robot, what others say has to go through the self-analysis of the brain program to get the meaning. It means that it will take a little time to make a corresponding response.

Ji Shuyang's requirements are not very high. He is already very satisfied with Xiaoji's growth to the present level.When the people at the cashier service center saw him coming, they stopped chatting immediately and greeted him with a little respect. The robot quickly stood up from the stool and walked towards him quickly, not forgetting to pull out the shopping cart.

Ji Shuyang gently patted his head, and praised him in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Xiaoji is very powerful, I bought so many things, I will see if they are all useful when I go home."

"Thank you, brother Shuyang, it is very useful. Are you home now?" Isn't what you use a waste?Forget it, the world of local tyrants is beyond his comprehension.

After receiving Ji Shuyang's affirmative answer, Lin Chuyi took out the bag of things that Mu Xiao bought and brought it in front of Mu Xiao: "Mu Xiao, your things, brother Shuyang and I will go home first, thank you Mu Xiao Accompany me, and come to play with Fan Ge at home when you have time."

"Ahem." Mu Xiao was almost choked, and glanced at the cashier service center out of the corner of her eye. Seeing that everyone was already pretending to be busy because of Ji Shuyang's appearance, she was secretly relieved that she didn't pay attention to them. He stretched out his hand and rubbed his head vigorously. This guy was so quiet just now, but now he speaks surprisingly.

He doesn't mind his colleagues knowing about his relationship with Lu Qifan, but Lu Qifan has a special position. Although everyone knows that they have a good relationship, it's not very good to say so, low-key and low-key.

Mu Xiao's expression was a little weird. When he mentioned Lu Qifan, did he say something wrong?Lin Chuyi turned his head and glanced at Ji Shuyang suspiciously. Ji Shuyang's expression was calm, and there was nothing wrong with it.He just saw that every time Mu Xiao came to the house, Lu Qiefan would also come with him, so he invited them both together, and these were all polite words.

Well, those who don’t know are innocent. Looking at this guy’s expression, he probably doesn’t know the relationship between him and Lu Qifan. Mu Xiao threw the bag back into the shopping cart, patted his head and said, “Got it, another day Just go to Cengfan to eat, these things are bought for you, treat it as a gift for you when we meet for the first time."

"Ah?" Lin Chuyi looked at the shopping cart in surprise, and looked at Ji Shuyang a little at a loss.

But Ji Shuyang turned his head to snigger, knowing that he is a robot and cannot eat, is that gloating smile his illusion?He was still praising Ji Shuyang as a good master before, but now he started to bully him as a robot, wishing to step on Ji Shuyang's feet hard.

Violence - no action!

Attacking the master - not operable!

Lin Chuyi dejectedly continued to stare at the bags in the shopping cart, violating two mandatory instructions in a row. Xu Chenkai, a perverted doctor, only allowed Ji Shuyang to bully him, but he was not allowed to resist. It was only then that I figured out that if Xu Chenkai dared to show up at home next time, he would definitely be kicked out of the house, uh, the premise is that he can restrain the order.

"What's the matter? I don't have much, and I'll go to your house next time for dinner." Seeing him hesitating, Mu Xiao comforted him with a smile.

"Then, thank you Mu Xiao." Lin Chuyi couldn't find a reason to refuse, so he could only accept it with a smile. Anyway, he wouldn't be able to eat it when he took it back. In the end, it all went into Ji Shuyang's stomach. It was really cheap for Ji Shuyang "Then let's go, Mu Xiao must come, come with Brother Qi Fan."

"Ahem...Okay!" Mu Xiao waved at him helplessly, gritted his teeth and looked at Ji Shuyang who was secretly laughing.

"Master, did I say something wrong? Why does Mu Xiao's expression become strange every time I mention Fange?" Lin Chuyi couldn't hold back her curiosity until she walked out of the store and returned to the underground garage. Xin, and then asked worriedly, "Aren't they friends? If that's the case, should I apologize to Mu Xiao?"

Ji Shuyang put the shopping bag into the back seat of the car, looked back at the robot with a tangled and worried face, touched his head to comfort him: "Xiaoji is doing well, they are good friends, there is no need to apologize... Xiaoji? Do you know that Lu Qifan and Mu Xiao knew each other?"

Uh, Lin Chuyi felt embarrassed for a while. It's hard to say that he was peeking, right?Thinking of something like the memory bank, he quickly shifted the responsibility to the memory bank, and said seriously: "There is in the memory bank. Dr. Wei has implanted the owner's Moments information into the memory bank, and the owner hasn't answered the question yet."

"I see, because Lu Qiefan is Mu Xiao's lover, do you understand, Xiaoji?" Ji Shuyang opened the door of the passenger seat and signaled the robot to get in the car, lest he continue to entangle himself and forget even when he went home.

Lin Chuyi felt that the entire program of the robot was not good. The robot's memory bank received new information, activated it instantly, and searched out a lot of knowledge about this aspect.Even without starting the search program, his human soul can understand what Ji Shuyang said. He can't tell what it feels like. He doesn't discriminate against them, he's just a little surprised.

"It's okay if you don't understand, I will teach you later." Seeing him sitting in a daze, Ji Shuyang thought he was searching the memory bank, so he interrupted him quickly. The robot has done a lot of things today, and he was worried that he would start too many programs at once. , it will be troublesome if it causes a burden or failure, and it needs to be gradual and orderly to become a fully intelligent robot.

"Master, I understand, I want to bless them!" Lin Chuyi said pretending to be serious.

"Very good!" Ji Shuyang was very satisfied, started the car and drove out of the underground garage, recalled his previous plan, and said to the robot beside him, "Xiaoji, let's go to Chen Kai's house first, Xiaoji has been doing very well recently , ask Chen Kai to check your body for you."

What?Going to Dr. Pervert's house?body check?Lin Chuyi felt that the whole programming system was bad again, and that Dr. Weird was simply... er, god "beep", swear words--inoperable!

Doctor Strange is a snake spirit, Lin Chuyi secretly grinned, he would not be banned if he changed his name.No, now is not the time to worry about these things, he must stop Ji Shuyang, he doesn't want to see that snake spirit at all.

"Well, master, Xiaoji's health is fine, so don't blame the doctor." Lin Chuyi pretended to say timidly.

"Don't worry, with the master here, Chen Kai will not bully you." Ji Shuyang also has a headache for this crazy inventor friend, but the robot's body still needs to be checked regularly. He is not a doctor of mechanics, and he doesn't know how to take care of the robot's body However, if there is a malfunction or a virus, it will be too late.

Thinking of Xu Chenkai and this robot's "smoke everywhere" every time they met, Ji Shuyang couldn't help chuckling. In a sense, Xu Chenkai was a "failed" inventor who was brutally beaten by the robot he made. I hate it, and I am called "Dr. Strange" and "Dr. Abnormal" by robots all day long.