After Osamu Dazai changed his question and asked the old woman's surname, the old man simply said his surname directly.And the full name...it's hard to say...

This is a little sick...

Osamu Dazai still knows how to deal with ordinary people with normal IQ.However, Osamu Dazai was a little confused when dealing with an Alzheimer's patient who was obviously flawed in IQ, and who asked her how old she was, and would answer that she was only 5 years old.

Even though Osamu Dazai has no sense of belonging to the port Mafia, he is still a mafia.The option of personally sending the lost demented old man home is obviously not within his consideration, he doesn't have such a good heart yet.

But he wouldn't just leave the old man here. It's obviously inappropriate to leave an old man with obvious IQ problems in this deserted place.Maybe as soon as he turned around and left, the old man in front of him would fall into the garbage dump beside him.

When Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin and worried about the unknown old man in front of him, it was as if he had fallen asleep and a pillow was delivered, and a ready-made tool man came.

"Dazai—"

The voice of a familiar little man came from the side of his head, Dazai Osamu was as skilled as a slippery mackerel, turned around in a special way, and avoided the middle of the Central Plains beautifully, full of anger A blow and a flying kick.

After being dodged from the attack, Nakahara Nakaya, who flew over with his supernatural ability, turned around at the crossroads above his head, made an uneasy "tsk", and asked, "Where's your phone!"

***

Another Raiders target!I remember glancing at the introductory animation introduction, the ocher-haired man in front of me was a mafia, but what impressed Ruo Xu most about the man in front of him was not his identity, but his height.

After all, it is rare to see the strongest 1.6-meter human soldier like the captain!This 1.6 meter is also a walking humanoid weapon!

It's just that among Ruoxu's so many targets that can be captured, 1.6 meters is not the shortest. When she watched the opening of the cartoon, she still liked the voice of a boy.The boy's voice was inexplicably astringent, she remembered it very clearly, the boy was called Hua Zijun, about 150cm.

But he is a ghost, Hanako-kun died when he was a teenager.People can't grow taller after death, right?If you think about it this way, the man with the brown hair in front of him is still the shortest among the available targets in the human category.Even the dwarf cedars in Yinqianma are at least 1.7 meters, Ruo Xu commented.Except for the captain.

And when Ruo Xu silently commented on the height of the husbands, the available targets in front of him automatically triggered the dialogue.

Nakahara Chuya: "Tsk, where's your phone!"

Dazai Osamu: "Hey~~~ I don't need to report to you, a dwarf."

Nakahara Chuya's expression was very impatient: "How can I contact you without a mobile phone! Your subordinates couldn't find you and almost killed themselves with a gun. Mr. Guanglu came to me because he had no choice. Am I your mother! I want everything I'll handle it!"

Dazai Osamu: "You little dwarf still want to be my mother? Just like you, it's almost as good as my son."

Zhongyuan Zhong also became angry immediately: "What are you talking about!"

[Oops, the atmosphere among the handsome guys is full of gunpowder, and you can't bear to watch the incident go from bad to worse, so you decide to step forward to dissuade them.Your choice is——] A. Stop it!Stop fighting for me!

B. Stop it!Stop arguing about me!

C. Young people should not be so angry, eat some ice cubes to reduce the anger. (get ice pack x2)

D. Nothing to say, leave.

Although I really want to choose A or B, Ruoxu is very curious about the option C, can I still get something according to the option?

Based on the fact that no matter how small a mosquito is, it doesn't matter if it's a rag, Ruo Xu chose C.

The old man took a step forward and stood in front of Nakahara Nakaya, who was about to attack Osamu Dazai. She raised her hand, and a bag of ice packs that were still steaming appeared at some point in her thick white gloves.

Dazai is so beautiful: "Young people should not be so angry, eat some ice cubes to reduce the fire."

Chuya Nakahara, who was about to strike, paused, and only then did he notice that there was not only Osamu Dazai at the scene, but another person.

Nakahara Chuya: "...?"

He dropped his eyes to the ice pack in the old man's hand.

Is it generally advised to let people eat ice cubes directly?Shouldn't it be drinking some water to reduce anger?

Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated for a while, but raised his hand to take the ice pack.

Nakahara Chuya: "...Thank you."

[System prompt: Zhongyuan Zhongye's favorability towards you is +0.5%, players please make persistent efforts. 】Huh!Increased favorability!

Seeing the scrolling reminder in the banner announcement, she didn't pay much attention to the scrolling subtitles just now. Maybe she didn't notice that Osamu Dazai just increased his favorability.So Ruoxu excitedly opened the favorability panel alone, wanting to check the progress.

[Current character favorability statistics:

Osamu Dazai: 0%

Central Plains Chuya: 0.5%]

What!The handsome guy with dark curly hair who had exchanged so many words just now had no favorability, and the handsome guy with brown hair who just appeared had a lot of favorability, and he didn't move at all!

Ruo Xu was extremely shocked, do you need to give gifts to increase your favorability?She thought that after the strategy character was willing to exchange names with the player, at least it would change from a stranger to an acquaintance, which would increase her favorability.

Osamu Dazai: "?"

A question mark bubble appeared above Osamu Dazai's head.

Ruo Xu exited the favorability interface in disappointment. Seeing that the plot was triggered, she clicked on the question mark bubble.

Osamu Dazai: "Grandma, where did you get your ice pack?"

Didn't they all exchange names?Why do you still call her old lady?Ruo Xu couldn't help thinking depressedly.And just after Osamu Dazai's dialog box disappeared, options appeared in front of Ruo Xu.

【Osamu Dazai expressed curiosity about you.You admire the handsome guy very much, although you really want to satisfy his curiosity now, but before that, you are dissatisfied with what he calls you.Your choice is——] A. Didn’t the mother-in-law say it all? The mother-in-law’s name is Dazai, so beautiful.

B. Just call me Grandma Dazai.

C. Just call me beautiful mother-in-law.

D. Be careful, didn’t the mother-in-law say everything just now, so what are you doing politely, it’s okay to call me Dazai mother-in-law or really beautiful mother-in-law~ E. Nothing to say, leave.

I was fascinated by a lot of new options, the option of D is a bit long.Quickly scanned the first three options, this time without entanglement, Ruo Xu poked towards the fourth option.Suddenly her game ID appeared in the dialog box below.

Dazai is so beautiful: "Be careful, my mother-in-law said it just now, so what are you doing politely, you can call me Dazai mother-in-law or really beautiful mother-in-law~"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

[System prompt: Osamu Dazai's SAN value has dropped.Warm reminder: The SAN value of the target of the attack on the player will decrease, and it will become difficult to increase the favorability. 】【Osamu Dazai's SAN value is 1%, and the remaining SAN value for players is 99%. 】What!How can you do this!It doesn't matter if you don't add favorability, and the SAN value will drop when the mental power is stimulated. Is this man a glass heart!Is she that scary!

Ruo Xu didn't put herself in Dazai Osamu's place and think about it, but she couldn't think about it, after all, it was just an otome game for her.She was a little unhappy, and she just thought that this handsome black curly-haired guy was really good-looking, even if there were so many things to do.

After the system prompted, Osamu Dazai hadn't spoken yet, and Chuya Nakahara was relieved after a short delay.With a surprised expression, he looked at the old man and then at Osamu Dazai who glanced aside.

The capture targets in front of Ruo Xu triggered an autonomous dialogue again.

After pondering for a moment, Nakahara Chuya: "Dazai, this mother-in-law is... your grandma?"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Can the IQ of this dark dwarf improve?Thinking about it, Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Chuya blankly.

Osamu Dazai: "What do you think?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also blurted out: "I don't think so."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

A kind of plant almost said it out, and just now he was saying in his heart that Zhongyuan Zhong also had a worrying IQ, but now Osamu Dazai just thinks that this little dwarf is playing tricks on him.

Nakahara was also asked by Osamu Dazai, and after the conditioned rebuttal, he realized that he had overreacted just now.Nakahara Chuya's eyes wandered, he raised his hand and touched his nose, paused, and then continued to ask.

Chuya Zhongyuan: "Where did this mother-in-law come from?"

Osamu Dazai looked sleepy: "I don't know."

And something you don't know?

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't say this.That's right, Dazai is a human being and not a god, so it is indeed impossible for him to predict everything.

Nakahara Chuya: "Lost old man?"

Osamu Dazai responded indifferently.

Osamu Dazai: "Yes."

Nian was mentally shocked just now, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't care about his reaction anymore.

……

The independent dialogue between the capture targets is quite interesting, and Ruo Xu sees that the two of them have finally finished talking.Osamu Dazai said that this kind of lost old man with Alzheimer's disease can be thrown to the police, and they will deal with it.And just after they discussed her whereabouts, Zhong Yuanzhong also came forward and spoke to her.

Nakahara Chuya: "Grandma, shall I take you home?"

Probably because of her IQ, she might not understand what it means to send her to the police station, so Nakahara Chuya's argument was to send her home.

[I can't bear to see you wandering here alone, the kind-hearted handsome guys decided to give you a ride, and you are so happy that you want to agree immediately.But because you swayed before, I can only say regretfully...] Dazai is so beautiful: "Thank you, young man, you are so kind. But mother-in-law, I accidentally slid just now, I'm afraid I won't be able to walk."

Oh, if it wasn't for the system's reminder, she would have forgotten about her dodging at the beginning.Ruo Xu thought that it would be a waste to make up 10 extra points of 5 HP for her primary recovery medicine, so she didn't replenish HP immediately.

After her dialog disappears, Osamu Dazai's dialog appears below.

Osamu Dazai: "I'm so weak ~ so I leave it to you, Chuya."

After speaking, he turned around and strode away, showing with his attitude that he would never betray anyone.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Zhong Yuan had no choice but to bend down in front of the old man and squat down in front of Ruo Xu's game character.

Nakahara Chuya: "Old lady, come up."

Options popped up in due course.

[The handsome guy sent you an invitation, and of course you will not let the handsome guy's invitation go if you are shy.Your choice is——] A. Climb up the handsome guy's back obediently, and thank you by the way.

B. Even the elderly want to be hugged by a romantic princess!

C. Ride up obediently and ride on the neck of the handsome guy.

D. Nothing to say, leave.

This option is still very popular with her, Ruo Xu curled his lips. Although option B is very attractive, option C is obviously rarer.So Ruo Xu resolutely chose C!

According to Chuya's words, the old man obediently pushed Zhongyuan Zhongya forward and rode on his neck.

Dazai is so beautiful: "Hey, boy, you are so kind, thank you!"

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

? ? ? ? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to be shocked. He was pushed so unpreparedly that he directly changed from kneeling on the ground with one knee to kneeling on the ground with both knees.With his arms propped on the ground, he was silent for a long while before he spoke in a difficult way.

Nakahara Chuya: "...I can say it, but I don't want you to ride it."

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