Experience old age in an otome game

Ruo Xu didn't expect the handsome man with black curly hair to react so violently. After being touched by her, he fell directly from the tree.She manipulated her game character to take a few steps back, and another option popped up in front of her.

[Oh my god, such a weak and handsome guy fell to the ground!You choose——] A. Hey, what do young people do with such a big reaction? Isn’t it just being touched by an old man, and there will be no loss of meat.

B. Young man, are you okay? Did you hurt from the fall?

C. Today's young people can't even take a joke, it really hurts the old man's heart.

D. Nothing to say, leave.

She wants to try both A and C!

Ruo Xu checked to see if there was any save file, only to find that there were only three save slots for this otome game!

What?so few?

This kind of random trigger plot option has a time setting, and there are three seconds left in the time, so Ruoxu can't let Ruoxu think too much, she quickly clicked C.

Zhen Meili shook his head at Osamu Dazai, who fell to the ground and hadn't stood up yet, "Young people nowadays can't even take a joke, it really hurts the old man's heart."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai finally stood up and turned to look at the old man behind him.

***

The person who never works hard at work, who can play fish and be lazy and never stays honest in his job, is talking about Osamu Dazai himself.

As always, leave the troublesome work to the little slug.Osamu Dazai, with a casual mood, went to find the place where he committed suicide by drowning himself, preparing to complete his daily suicide achievement.

But this time he didn't find a river with beautiful scenery and suitable for committing suicide by diving into the water. He found an old crooked neck tree.

These days I have been trying to commit suicide by jumping into the water, and I haven’t tried hanging my neck for a while, so Osamu Dazai temporarily changed his idea of ​​committing suicide by jumping into the river and changed it to hang himself.

And it was his impromptu decision, shortly after he hung from the tree, he met a passerby.

In order not to cause trouble to the people around him, Dazai Osamu maintained a disappointed mood of "It seems that suicide is not possible again today" and glanced down, and found that the passer-by was an elderly old lady.

Osamu Dazai didn't have any other moods at the time, and he didn't have the kind of shock reaction that a young heart would receive when a stranger saw him committing suicide.He just lowered his head and asked the old lady who appeared under the tree in a normal way, "This old lady, what are you doing here?"

The old man with the low braids did not answer the question of why he was here.Instead, without any warning, he suddenly raised his hand, touched his buttocks, and said in a flat tone, "The young man has a good butt."

Being caught off guard by touching his buttocks, even Osamu Dazai was stunned.Probably because he has never experienced such open and aboveboard molestation, and the object of molesting him is still an old man over sixty years old.

After a long time of silence, Osamu Dazai slowly put out several question marks on his head.

"...???"

Osamu Dazai, who was still doing the exercise of hanging his neck, suddenly struggled to grab the rope around his neck after his sudden stiffness, and was about to put himself down.Maybe people are unlucky enough to drink water and get stuffed between their teeth, and the branch tied with thick hemp rope suddenly became overwhelmed, and after Osamu Dazai struggled twice, there was a "click".

Osamu Dazai, who was unprepared, fell to the ground with a "slap", which caused him constant pain.

And after seeing him fall to the ground, the old man who teased him didn't mean to apologize at all, he stepped back a few steps and shook his head sighing, "Young people nowadays can't even make jokes, it really hurts the old man Heart."

Osamu Dazai was puzzled by this old man who suddenly appeared, "..." He patted the dust off his body and stood up, then turned to look at the old man behind him.

From then on, Osamu Dazai really looked at this old man who was probably passing by here.Osamu Dazai took a close look at the old man's face and attire.

The old man looked at him with blank eyes, and he looked like he had mental problems. Could it be a lost Alzheimer's patient?

The old man wears hearing aids on his ears, and his clothes are fairly clean without any mess. He seems to have just lost his way not long ago, and he still holds a hoe in his hand.Is it because you want to grow vegetables when you go out, but you forget where your own vegetable fields are, and then you get lost here?

As for the lost old man who is presumably suffering from Alzheimer's disease, Osamu Dazai thought about it for a while, and then changed his question, "Grandma, how did you get here? Where does your family live?"

As for his question, after being slightly stunned, the old man said, "Young man, what are you talking about? I can't hear you, mother-in-law?"

***

Osamu Dazai: "Grandma, how did you come here? Where does your family live?"

[Oh my god!Even if you are indifferent and ruthless to the handsome guy, the gentle handsome guy doesn't care about your ruthlessness, and still initiates a conversation with you.Your choice is——] This system feels cheap, but...she likes it!Ruo Xu looked at the options.

A. In order to hear the handsome guy's voice one more time, pretend that I didn't hear it clearly.

B. Mother-in-law My family lives in Shuilian Cave, Huaguo Mountain.

C. The mother-in-law doesn't know how she came here, but she is already here when she comes to her senses.

D. The mother-in-law is a goddess who came down from the sky and lives in Gaotianyuan.

E. Nothing to say, leave.

Ruo Xu still chooses to suffer from difficulty, Gan!Why are these options so appealing!

Ruo Xu fluctuated between options B and D. She clicked on the save file, but she was hesitating whether to save a file here first, and then click on the options that were not selected later, to see how the capture target responds.And just as she hesitated, the options disappeared, and the system defaulted the options for her.

Really beautiful: "Young man, what are you talking about? I can't hear you, mother-in-law?"

Depend on!This time there is no option for three seconds!

But forget it, Ruo Xu said 'forget it' after a short period of dissatisfaction, option A is not impossible.Maybe after the handsome guy with black curly hair repeats the question just now, the options just now will come out again.

Osamu Dazai: "..."

It's a pity that the handsome guy didn't ask the conversation just now again, maybe because he thought it was troublesome, his expression showed a little bit of embarrassment that was not easy to detect.It may be that he seldom communicates with the elderly, or it may be that he seldom encounters such people who have communication barriers for him. After tilting his head and thinking for a while, Osamu Dazai raised a polite smile on his face.

Osamu Dazai pointed to himself and introduced, "My name is Dazai, Osamu Dazai. What's your name, old lady?"

oh!Although the ages are different, the handsome black curly guy finally said the self-introduction she heard at the beginning of the animation!

Ruo Xu is very good about himself. Although he hasn't called up the favorability panel to check it, but now that he has started to introduce himself, Ruo Xu feels that his strategy progress has moved to 1%!

And just after Osamu Dazai introduced himself, an option popped up in front of him.

[The handsome guy named Osamu Dazai took the initiative to introduce himself, and you are happy to introduce yourself too.Your choice is——] A. Hello, my mother-in-law’s name is really beautiful.

B. I am so beautiful.

C. The mother-in-law is really beautiful.

D. I remember, my name is really beautiful.

E. Nothing to say, leave.

Um?What is the difference between these options?Ruo Xu couldn't help being puzzled, she looked at a few options and didn't understand, so she clicked B casually.

The game interface responded, and her game ID appeared in the dialog box below.

So beautiful: "I am so beautiful."

……

After a while of silence, Ruoxu's phone interface froze again. Ruoxu clicked on his storage compartment puzzledly, obviously he could open it!Is there a bug in the game? !

After a long silence, Osamu Dazai in front of him finally spoke.

Osamu Dazai: "...Ah, that's it. Then, may I ask your mother-in-law's last name?"

After Osamu Dazai asked her, the screen suddenly dimmed.

[System prompt: It is detected that the player has not filled in the last name, please fill in your last name: ____________ (Spaces and symbols cannot be used, and the limit is within 5 characters.)] Huh?Do you still need to fill in this thing?

Ruo Xu finally knew what the "to be filled" in the surname in [Player Information] meant, so she was here waiting for her.

Thinking of the nickname she had been filling in for a long time, Ruo Xu's eyes twitched, staring at the last name column on the screen, she typed the last name of the handsome guy in front of her without hope.

[System prompt: It is detected that the player has not filled in the surname, please fill in your surname: Dazai (no blanks, symbols, limited to 5 characters.)] [The detection is successful, are you sure the name is: Dazai is so beautiful] Huh?It worked!It seems that the surname must be unique unlike the first name, and Ruo Xu didn't have any thoughts, so he just clicked OK.

After she decided on her surname, options appeared in front of her.

【Osamu Dazai asked about your last name, you decided to tell him not wanting to disappoint the handsome guy.Your choice is——] A. The mother-in-law’s surname is Dazai!

B. My surname is Dazai, which is Dazai from Dazaifu!The full name Dazai is so beautiful.

C. What a coincidence, your mother-in-law has the same surname as you!

D. Nothing to say, leave.

The other two options were boring, Ruo Xu chose B decisively.

Her in-game ID name changed and became longer.

Dazai is so beautiful: "My surname is Dazai, and I am Dazai from Dazai Prefecture! My full name is Dazai, so beautiful."

……

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai fell silent after sending out a series of ellipses.

Silence, silence is today's Yokohama.

The author has something to say:

Dazai: I suspect you are targeting me, and I have evidence.