Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Little rabbit, be good, open your legs]

Chi Mu anxiously took the key out of the keyhole, and closed the door, thinking that he could finally clean up the little rabbit without distraction, but when he entered the bedroom, he saw Ye Lan was rolling on the bed wrapped in a quilt, what's going on?

Ye Lan scolded the light ball a thousand times in her heart, what about the punishment that she agreed to be extremely tragic and terrifying?What about the paralyzed and vegetative people who are physically unbearable, have a mental breakdown, and are likely to find it difficult to get out of bed in the future? !Why is it like this? !Is it really not meat? !Ye Lan couldn't help but roar, twisting her legs and rubbing against the quilt, this kind of punishment is simply too shameless!

The light ball is very contemptuous: blame me.

Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan who wrapped himself up like a caterpillar and couldn't help laughing. The little tiger's teeth lit up for a second and he held back. Seeing Chi Mu approaching, he shrank and rolled to the head of the bed, looking like he really wanted to run away.

Chi Mu was taken aback, did he scare people?He stretched out his hand to grab the cup wrapped in Ye Lan and shook him out, Ye Lan almost wanted to cry, big brother!It's an extraordinary time now, don't talk so close, he's afraid he'll pounce on Chi Mu and leave no one left!

Ye Lan just wanted to back up with hands and feet, but was dragged into his arms by Chi Mu's ankles. Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan who was struggling in his arms and raised his eyebrows. Ye Lan didn't dare to move in an instant. Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan. Lan blushed and squeezed Ye Lan's face, "I'm not good today."

"Don't be obedient! I'm not a child..." Just like my parents, Ye Lan twisted her butt uncomfortably, and felt guilty when she thought of what happened to Li Xiaohai just now, "What... I It wasn't intentional..." Seeing Chi Mu's X-ray eyes, Ye Lan turned her head, her voice was as low as a mosquito's.

Chi Mu reached out and pushed Ye Lan's head back, frowning in displeasure, "So, Birdman really wants to live with you?"

Ye Lan looked into Chi Mu's eyes and felt that she was panting, her face was getting redder and redder, and she explained in a low voice, "Li Xiaohai's dormitory someone bought a water bed, and the water leaked in the middle of the night and washed away their dormitory...so The fourth uncle asked Li Xiaohai to stay with me for a few days, and leave when the dormitory is repaired! Really!"

"The water from the water bed washed away the dormitory..." Chi Mu had a look of "you're kidding me".

"Don't look at me like that, I had the same expression at that time!" Ye Lan quickly covered her face, swallowed unconsciously when her Adam's apple moved, and her body began to feel hot, why did he think Chi Mu was so handsome today!The blood tank is empty!

Chi Mu pulled Ye Lan's paw away, "During the time Li Xiaohai lives here, you can go up and live with me." Although judging by today's posture, it is difficult for the bird man to come back alive, but it is always better to take defensive measures What if Li Xiaohai fails to counterattack and comes back to bully Ye Lan?After all, the little rabbit is so cute, just thinking about it can't bear it.

Ye Lan felt that Chi Mu's approach made it difficult for him to breathe... As soon as he heard this, he knew that he had no right to refute at all, hey!And...is this considered a normal cohabitation...Ye Lan couldn't help reaching out and grabbing Chi Mu's collar.

Chi Mu stretched out his hand to smooth Ye Lan's fur, and kissed Ye Lan on the face. Chi Mu showed two small canine teeth, his eyes were rarely wandering, and his words were rarely so straightforward, "Ye Lan, happy birthday..."

Ye Lan gave Chi Mu a contemptuous look, and Master Emma thought he was going to confess, but he said happy birthday. Chi Mu's face turned red... I thought it was a middle school student in love!Ye Lan hadn't finished complaining when she was bitten on her lips, and Chi Mu, who couldn't talk about love at all, stammered: "I love you too...1 years."

In fact, Chi Mu can't be blamed, 1 years always reminds him of Journey to the West.

Ye Lan only felt a bang in his head, what the hell is 1 years? Could it be 110 million? !And Chi Mu, the big devil, blushed today and confessed that it wasn't snowing outside, right? !The end of the world? !It's just unbearable!Ye Lan jumped up and pushed Chi Mu onto the bed, and unceremoniously pulled Chi Mu's waistband, rubbing around like a crazy little beast.A stupid ball that broke the system, changed the chrysanthemum pain to chrysanthemum [beep——] What kind of ultimate punishment is it!

Chi Mu's face darkened, and the little rabbit actually wanted to counterattack, even if it was his birthday, he couldn't let it go!And you have to hurry up and turn the person into his, otherwise someone will keep coveting it!

The two rolled over a few times, and Ye Lan was pinned down panting, Ye Lan stared at a pair of bright black eyes and reached out to grab Chi Mu's ear, "Hey, hey, I'm not going to counterattack this time! I am afraid that you will let go of half of it, so I want to take the initiative! Today is different, I know you don’t understand... wait a moment... You, you, you, don’t be like this... Don’t be impulsive today Xiao Wang If you give me the ointment, it still tastes like lychee on the outside... oh, oh, oh, oh, it's my first time!"

Chi Mu turned Ye Lan's head, although he really wanted to hear the soft and cute voice of the little rabbit, but it was too noisy at the moment, so he simply lowered his head and kissed Ye Lan, blocking all Ye Lan's words...

Ye Lan's eyes were foggy and she was about to cry. What kind of punishment is this? Why is it different? I feel special... Cough, cough, what... Ye Lan staggered and unconsciously raised her legs to wrap around Chi Mu's thin waist. Suddenly, I finally felt the true meaning of the light ball saying that the body could not bear it, the spirit collapsed, and it was very likely that it would be difficult to get out of bed in the future...

Emma is finally over... I feel like I'm going to be paralyzed... Ye Lan is going to fall asleep in minutes, Chi Mu shakes the drowsy little rabbit, "Don't sleep, I have a gift for you... ..."

"What gift?" Ye Lan's eyelids kept fighting, and now his back was sore and his butt hurt, and he didn't even have the strength to be shy, and saw Chi Mu getting out of bed and leaving the bedroom with sleepy eyes...

Chi Mu walked to the door and couldn't bear to look at the small box. He poked a hole and left a vent hole, so he shouldn't be suffocated... It's his fault that he thought of giving Ye Lan a surprise just now, so he refused the boss's gift just now. Cage, I have to take a cardboard box home... Think about being locked in a claustrophobic space for so long without getting mental illness...

Chi Mu opened the box... What's inside, yes, it's empty? !

Ye Lan pecked at the rice for a while, muttering why Chi Mu hasn't come back yet, he is really sleepy, he won't go out for a walk, but the sound of "clang, clang, clang" outside directly knocked Ye Lan's body away. Frightened away by sleepiness, he got up with great difficulty and wanted to take a look, but Chi Mu came back with a paralyzed face.

Looking left and right, Ye Lan didn't see anything brought back by Chi Mu, so she was very puzzled, "Where's the gift?"

"It seems... escaped..." Chi Mu looked expressionless, but he was actually very guilty and depressed.

"Huh? Can you still run with long legs?" Ye Lan supported her waist and wondered, "What is the gift?"

Chi Mu's eyes were full of the quilt covering Ye Lan's long legs and small waist. Ye Lan was sitting with her white and tender upper body, and there were still marks on her body... Chi Mu didn't realize it He swallowed softly, "It's a pair of rabbits."

"Live?!" Ye Lan felt a deep sense of crisis, Chi Mu already has one of his rabbits, why go outside to find two more? !Isn't he enough... between the teeth? !What if I really meet a soft and cute rabbit spirit?And how can I get a rabbit for my birthday? !What about flower rose rings? !The team leader also knows how to give someone a belt! (Leader: Keke, that's a small leather whip.)

Ye Lan was thinking wildly when Chi Mu who approached silently and slowly threw her down. She felt a chill on her buttocks, and the cup around her waist had been lifted, and Ye Lan's small waist was held down by Chi Mu. Think on your toes what's going to happen next? !

Ye Lan grabbed the quilt and was about to protest, but found that Chi Mu hadn't moved. Ye Lan looked down with a dim face... Beside her legs were two rabbits, one black and one white? !Ah column?When did you get under the covers?He said he was a rabbit spirit but still didn't admit it, and now he is already jealous!

Chi Mu held a pair of rabbit ears in one hand, and lifted the two rabbits to Ye Lan's head. One left, one right, plus a big rabbit in the middle, all looked at Chi Mu with round black eyes, Chi Mu He was taken aback for a moment, then showed two small canine teeth and laughed so hard that he could hardly see his eyes.

Ye Lan shook his head and looked at the two balls next to him. The white rabbit's fur just touched the tip of Ye Lan's nose. Ye Lan couldn't help but sneezed so loud that the white rabbit jumped, and jumped over Ye Lan with a kick. Trembling, his head squeezed to the side of the black rabbit, but the black rabbit looked calm.

Ye Lan chuckled, looking at the two rabbits, they looked more and more cute, couldn't help stretching out his hand to scare the black rabbit, the black rabbit thought Ye Lan's green finger was a carrot, and gnawed on the two big front teeth , the little tongue rolled up and seemed to be an unfamiliar taste, so he spat out Ye Lan's fingertips in disgust, and took the little white rabbit away from Ye Lan, as if he was disgusted with a pickled radish.

"Hey, the black rabbit is not afraid of people." Ye Lan got excited instantly, and stretched out a claw to the little white rabbit, and was immediately counterattacked by the black rabbit, Ye Lan turned over and simply lay on her stomach to adjust Playing with two rabbits, he turned his head and smiled at Chi Mu, "It's fun to buy a pair of rabbits."

Chi Mu looked at Ye Lan as a rabbit bullying the same kind, the corners of his mouth twitched, "Both are male rabbits." He silently added in his heart, just like you...I thought the white rabbit was very similar to Ye Lan before. That's why Lan wanted to buy a white rabbit, but the white rabbit stuck to the black rabbit every step of the way. When the two rabbits were separated, they almost bit people, so they had to buy both.Chi Mu felt that this must be a bundled sale by the boss.

"Huh? Rabbits are gay too?" Ye Lan blinked, turned the white rabbit over to look at its belly... the black rabbit was completely furious, its eyes were fiery red, and Ye Lan turned over in the next second Body... "It's true that they are all male! The black one is you, and the white one is me?"

Chi Mu has a dark face... The rabbit should not be able to get along with him, and... Ye Lan is lying on his stomach at the moment, defenseless, in front of him... Chi Mu leaned over and bit Ye Lan's ear, " You can raise them as sons, they are all stupid rabbits anyway."

"You are a stupid rabbit, your whole community is a rabbit's den... Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing... You have done so much just now... No, no, oh, oh, oh, oh!" Ye Lan bit her lower lip and looked up. When I turned my head, I saw two pairs of red eyes in front of me, and my body tightened, Chi Mu was muddy, and there were rabbits watching!

Chi Mu patted Ye Lan's little butt, "Relax...it's a little tight..."

Ye Lan picked up two little rabbits and buried her face directly in the fur of the rabbits... I felt ashamed to be watched... Is there a father who actually performed in front of his sons? !You can tell it's not your real father at a glance!

The two rabbits watching said that their father forgot to name them...

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