Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

"You, you, you are back..." Ye Lan didn't know why she was trembling, her legs were trembling, and she had a sense of being caught and raped in bed, and she hadn't figured out how to tell Chi Mu about Li Xiaohai. As a result, Chi Mu came here, and Li Xiaohai's rebellious period has not yet passed, and he will definitely develop in the direction of distorting the facts. Ye Lan is really afraid that Li Xiaohai will say "we live together" and it may be worse... Ye Lan went up and grabbed Chi Mu's sleeve, "How about we go up first?"

"Where are you going? Bring me one." Li Xiaohai stuffed the lace underwear into his pocket very naturally, and smiled brightly at Chi Mu, "Long time no see."

Chi Mu squinted his eyes at Li Xiaohai, and at a glance, he knew that the lace underwear was given by the nerd from the programming department. Isn't it true that Sai Pocket is swearing sovereignty to him so blatantly?And why did Ye Lan let him go up, it's funny, isn't this also his territory?What does it matter if they go up and keep Li Xiaohai?

The two fuses successfully ignited Chi Mu, and of course the lace underwear was more serious.

Chi Mu glanced at the cute Ye Lan who was pulling his coat sleeves, his eyes were red and fruity and said, "I'll clean you up later", which made Ye Lan frightened. After scaring the little rabbit, Chi Mu looked coldly at the shirtless Li Xiaohai said, "You, get out."

Hey, this kind of ghost attacking posture is really scary, Li Xiaohai snorted disdainfully at Chi Mu, pulled Ye Lan with a smile, put his arm on Ye Lan's shoulder, and looked at Chi Mu provocatively, " Erye, didn’t you tell this old man with facial paralysis, I’m living here from now on, and you’re the one who’s going to move out, please don’t disturb me and Erye, the two-person world.” Li Xiaohai especially emphasized, “Two people world".

"What is an old man!" Chi Mu's face was so cloudy that it was almost like thunder. If it wasn't for Li Xiaohai not wearing clothes, Chi Mu would probably rush to grab his collar. He is only 27 years old this year and only 5 years older than Ye Lan. He is very old. ? !Freshman year is amazing! Freshman year is not called young, it is called childish killer!

"Hey, hey, you got the point wrong, old man?" Li Xiaohai instantly found Chi Mu's Lei Dian, and began to prescribe the right medicine shamelessly, "Sure enough, people's IQ will not work when they are old, brother, from the looks of you this year, you will probably lose your IQ." Running for four? Not bad, forty is not confused, fifty knows destiny, and someone can give up their seat on the subway or bus."

"Hehe," Chi Mu sneered, and quickly counterattacked: "Are you envious? It doesn't matter, people with disabilities will give up their seats when they take the subway or bus, especially the brain-killing Matt of the cosplay birdman."

It was obvious that Chi Mu had successfully stepped on someone's tail. Li Xiaohai glared and became angry. He rubbed his arms and saw that Dapeng was about to spread his wings, "The old man said who killed Matt?!"

"Who is the old man that Sha Matt said?!" Chi Mu put the things in his hand aside, took off his coat, and clenched his fists, which looked like he was about to cast ice and fire.

Isn't the point that Li Xiaohai is going to live here... Are old men and Sha Matt really so important? !He really doesn't understand the world of Virgo...Ye Lan felt tired for a while, took a few steps back and decided to stay away from the world's turbulent wars, and to be a quiet beautiful rabbit. A few days ago, he didn't forget to remind Chi Mu, "Be careful not to slap your face Ah..." What if the fourth uncle asks him for someone?How could he hand over a pig's head? !

Li Xiaohai rushed over with grief and indignation, "Erye, how can you be so ruthless! You promised to cook for me even though we started living together today! You say he should leave or I will leave!" Successfully ignited the flames of war On Ye Lan.

Brother, you are shirtless, please don't get confused, besides, Chi Mu is watching, Ye Lan pushes Li Xiaohai's face away, but keeps looking at Chi Mu.Chi Mu met Ye Lan's cautious gaze, and said with a serious face, "Ye Lan, who do you think will stay?"

The nonsense is of course you to stay, how far can you go to kill Matt during the rebellious period? !Ye Lan was about to speak without any hesitation, only to hear the voice of the ball of light in her head jumping out: "The last side mission of Kuanghei Chi Mu is: let Li Xiaohai stay and drive Chi Mu away, Face-to-face derailment to end the relationship, if the task is successful, the progress of the first goal of the strategy will reach [-]%, and you can get the right to make a request like a great system. If the task fails, the punishment this time is different from the previous ones. Tragic and very terrifying

Damn it, Ye Lan just felt that there was a thunder on the ground, and the shock all over her body was unacceptable...Why did she do this? !

The ball of light turns into a Virgo science tip, but the voice is rare and serious, "As a Virgo, Chi Mu's biggest weakness is his emotional cleanliness, refer to his ex-girlfriend, he is absolutely [-]% serious about his relationship but can't tolerate a grain of sand , so emotional betrayal will definitely be the biggest blow to Chi Mu, and the side mission to kill Virgo is complete, Sahua~~"

Are you an idiot? !That would be even more impossible! !If it wasn't for Chi Mu and Li Xiaohai being present, Ye Lan would have pulled out the ball of light and crushed it into a cake for frying, and even put coriander in it!

Guangqiu patiently threatened and lured him this time, "Silly boy, after the side mission is completed, can I make a request to this ball? It can be like changing the target, specifying the target, etc., and it must be seriously explained that , The punishment this time is absolutely terrifying, be careful not to take it physically, you will go crazy mentally, and it may be difficult to get out of bed in the future."

Does that mean it's paralyzed?Or a vegetable? !Ye Lan froze for a moment, but his thoughts were pulled back by Chi Mu's chuckle. Chi Mu clenched his fists, his palms were sweating, but what he got was Ye Lan's hesitant silence. Even Li Xiaohai felt a little Surprised, Erye didn't kick him away immediately.

Chi Mu laughed at himself again, he saw a trace of hesitation in Ye Lan's eyes full of stars... The answer is not important anymore, Chi Mu turned around and picked up his coat and dusted it, and glanced at the clothes that had just been placed on the table. Something, his lips moved, but he still didn't say "Happy Birthday".

I broke the key in the door lock just now, and the door couldn't be closed at all, and it opened as soon as I pushed it, Chi Mu tightly gripped the doorknob, and could only say awkwardly, "I'm sorry I broke the lock, I Get someone to fix it now." Maybe it was an excuse to step out of the door.

But Ye Lan stood there, looking at Chi Mu's back and felt very cold, but his feet were heavy and he couldn't take a step, and the voice of the light ball in his mind seemed to be getting farther and farther away from him, "Remember to remember?" Derail in person and end the relationship! The mission time limit is 10 seconds! Ten...nine...eight..."

"Chi Mu." Ye Lan shouted expressionlessly... Chi Mu, who had been pushing for a long time, turned to look at Ye Lan.

The voice of the ball of light was still counting down in Ye Lan's mind: "Six...five...four..."

Ye Lan looked at Chi Mu steadfastly, and slowly moved forward half a step.

The voice of the ball of light was like a firm sentence: "Three...two...one..."

Ye Lan took a deep breath, rushed up and hugged Chi Mu from behind, and howled earth-shatteringly: "I love you for 1 years!" Holding Chi Mu tighter with both hands, the mother would be paralyzed. I will spend my next life in bed, Chi Mu, if you bastard dare not bring tea and water to wipe my ass, I will bite you to death!I just hope that the light ball will not hurt!

The light ball hated iron and steel and fell silent. Does it hurt the first time?dream you. [laughing

Chi Mu's eyes lit up, and he pushed the door open at once... Ye Lan angrily grabbed Chi Mu's collar and turned him around. His strength was astonishing, it was like a flashback, the young master was about to be paralyzed. It's probably cerebral palsy, why are you still thinking of leaving? !

Why did asking whether to go or not become a confession?Chi Mu suddenly vanished into thin air, revealing two idiotic little tiger teeth, stretched out his hand to hold Ye Lan tightly, and was about to switch from the mode of life-and-death rupture to a sticky idol Leiju, but Li Xiaohai who was playing soy sauce and assisting God suddenly howled next to him "I love you for 1 years too!" With a stride, Ye Lan rushed forward and hugged Ye Lan...and brought Chi Mu's hand, abruptly switching the beautiful painting style to 3PA=V mode...

Ye Lan and Chi Mu both burst out two "well" characters on their heads, and they were about to kick people away in a tacit understanding, but there was an angry shout from the door: "Say it again." Just by hearing the voice, they felt that they were people, Very domineering and murderous.

Ye Lan and Chi Mu looked at the door, only to see a man in black standing at the door, his height must be more than 1.9 meters, like a statue carved by a knife, the lines of his body are very sharp, Full of hostility, I don't know how long I've been standing at the door, obviously he didn't just arrive, the man's wolf-like eyes stared at Ye Lan... Li Xiaohai behind him seemed to be watching his prey.

Li Xiaohai was shrinking behind Ye Lan, his hands trembling slightly, but he pretended to be calm and hugged Ye Lan tightly, and shouted tremblingly, "I said I love him!! I have decided to be with him !"

The man in black now even has a dark face, his sharp eyes drifted past Ye Lan, making Ye Lan tremble, Chi Mu subconsciously turned to block Ye Lan, the man stared at Li Xiaohai and held Ye Lan's hand tightly , frowned and said in a deep voice: "I don't allow it."

Li Xiaohai stubbornly raised his chin and was not convinced, "You said you would stop interfering with my freedom. If I find true love, you will let it go! I have already found it, and I love him. I will move in and live with him today. , What do you think! I know that even if you let me out your people will follow me all the time, I tell you now, you should disappear from my world immediately!"

Li Xiaohai's words were extremely harsh, and as a result, his little face turned pale, and he was about to cry. He looked very charming... No, it was so pitiful.

The man felt a little discouraged when he heard this, and said for a long time, "I can't do it."

Li Xiaohai was going crazy, he jumped out from behind Ye Lan regardless of the danger, pointed at the man and said, "You can't do it... When did you do what you said! Just because you can't do me Should I be at your mercy?! I can’t afford to mess with you, can I?! Fuck lying is to become a puppy!”

The man said without changing his expression, "Wow."

Li Xiaohai's face turned purple with anger, and his fingers were trembling when he pointed at the man, "You, you, you are so shameless! You are an insult to a dog."

The man's painting style returned to full of murderousness again, and he quickly stepped forward. Ye Lan and Chi Mu only felt that Li Xiaohai was already carried by the man on his shoulders... Li Xiaohai kicked people crazily, and wailed at Ye Lan, Ye save me..." and was quickly taken away by the man...

Ye Lan said, it's not that brother doesn't save you, brother will also be paralyzed later...

Chi Mu looked at the two people who were going away with a strange look, and it turned out that Li Xiaohai was a... cut, he deserved it.As an attacker, he does not follow the general knowledge of the subject.

Chi Mu turned around and was about to tidy up the little rabbit, but Ye Lan said, "Go and fix the lock first." She quickly jumped to the bedroom, fell on the bed, got into a good posture, folded her hands on her chest, and closed her eyes ...Ah... Let the punishment be more severe... Ah bah bah, please don't hurt! QQ

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