Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Wake up naked, why do you comment on QAQ?]

The September sunshine brightly illuminated the whole room. Compared with the late summer heat outside, the air conditioner in the room was blowing gently, and the temperature was very refreshing and comfortable... The rabbit-like boy was still sleeping soundly on the bed , the small brush-like eyelashes cast two pieces of invisibility on the milky white cheeks, the small nostrils moved slightly, and made a shallow and even breathing sound, but the sleeping position... was a bit arrogant.

The quilt in the hotel has been kicked to the ground in a mess by Ye Lan, and the previous bathrobe is also at the foot of the bed. Ye Lan's whole body is covered with a pair of white underwear and her buttocks are sticking out, lying on the edge of the bed in a precarious posture. Smash it, smash your mouth, there is some suspicious liquid at the corner of your mouth...

Suddenly the landline in the hotel room rang, and the monotonous and piercing beep sound was very effective in waking up a rabbit that was sleeping like a pig.Ye Lan opened her eyes impatiently, covered her ears, turned around... and fell to the ground.

"Oh! It hurts to death!" Ye Lan rubbed her head just now, dazedly looking for the source of the sound of "Dididi" for a long time before discovering that it was the hotel's service call. Girl: "Sir, your room is only available until [-] noon, do you want to renew or check out?"

"Ah? Let's check out... What time is it?" Ye Lan couldn't get angry when she got up to the gentle female voice...

"It's 11:30 sir, please..."

"It's 11:30!!" Ye Lan roared, grabbed her phone and checked that it was not halfway there... But what difference does 11:28 make!It's over, it's over, it's late, "I'll come down and check out later." Ye Lan hurriedly hung up the phone, got up and got dressed, only to realize that she was wearing a pair of underwear all over her body... Where's his clothes? !

Ye Lan scratched her hair indiscriminately, trying to recall what happened yesterday... Fuck, I was confessed by a man yesterday, but it's a good thing that Chi Mu made a bad face, otherwise something big would happen!By the way, who is the person who confessed?It seems that I never knew his name... Later... Later, it seemed that I had a room with Chi Mu... Damn, I had a room with Chi Mu! !

My bed is extremely messy... My clothes and pants are missing... My current situation is not much different from being stripped... Besides, who made my smooth and flawless body bruise? !

Ye Lan obviously forgot that she fell more than once yesterday, and felt that her whole body was falling apart, her back was sore and her butt was still hurting!It's over... The chastity and innocence that my master has guarded for 20 years are gone...

Because Yan Jingran, who was Ye Lan's first love before rebirth, except for the intimate move towards Ye Lan when she wanted to let her roommate catch her in bed, she hardly even kissed her at other times. Hug, it happens that Ye Lan is too shy and thinks this way of getting along is easier... So apart from common sense understanding, Ye Lan has no experience at all...

At this moment, Ye Lan felt that his whole body was completely traces of that queen... As for that...he really couldn't say it! "Light ball! Stupid ball! Come out!" With a pale face, Ye Lan sat down on the bed, calling the system tremblingly, grabbed the fallen quilt to cover the marks on her body... a look of being trapped The appearance of a strong man from a good family is just short of tears and snot all over his face. It's really pitiful!

The ball of light came out of nowhere: "Why did you call me... As a very popular system, I'm also very busy?" The light on my body felt like it was flickering... no wake?

"It's already 11:[-], why didn't you come to wake me up, I've been late for several hours!" Ye Lan's eyes widened... Although she can't do anything with the light ball, she can still scare it!

"Is there any mistake! I am a system, okay?! Crazy Virgo system! Using me as an alarm clock is really an insult to the IQ of this system!" The ball of light obviously exploded...

"If you don't wake me up, I'll be late. I'll be late a few times and I'll pack up and leave. How can I complete the task after I leave... No, that's not the point. Tell me what happened yesterday... Did Chi Mu... I..." A suspicious blush appeared on Ye Lan's face...

"Ah? What is Chi Mu, is there anything for you? Can you talk properly?" The light ball paused for a moment, and then understood in seconds, and immediately became stunned: "Yesterday, you first took Chi Mu's thigh to open the room with you, Then when Chi Mu was taking a shower, he went straight to the bathroom!"

"Impossible! I'm such an upright person!" Ye Lan's eyes widened and she firmly refused to believe it, but her face was already red to the base of her ears, obviously he was the victim!Do you dare not to say that he was forced by others? ! ...Wait, why didn't he think that he was Gong?

Guangqiu wandered around the room in a daze: "If you don't believe me, go to the bathroom and see for yourself. He was clearly taking a bath, and then you rushed in, took off your clothes and trousers, and even took off his bath towel." , I won’t tell you that you even rushed forward and kissed the target person!”

Ye Lan was blown up: "He, he, he... I, I, I... I'll go to the bathroom to see!" Ye Lan rushed to the door of the bathroom, where it was even worse than in the room, and the towels and towels were all on the floor , his clothes and trousers were lying on the ground in a domineering posture, revealing his own evil deeds!

Ye Lan covered her chest, and turned her head to look at the ball of light with grief and indignation: "You don't need to talk too much after that, I can probably imagine it, just assume that I understand... Should I be responsible for him... After all, I ..." Forcing Chi Mu to fuck the young master!

He defiled a Virgo!Chi Mu must have thought so!

"Hehe, you still want to be responsible to others? You should hurry to work, it's almost time for lunch break." Guangqiu contemptuously reminded Ye Lan that he would treat it as skipping work if he dawdled any longer. It's gone.

"Aww!" Ye Lan grabbed the crumpled clothes on the ground and hurriedly put them on, packed her things in a hurry and rushed to the company. On the way, she thought of putting the game software that she wanted as a "birthday gift" in the USB flash drive. If it’s not over, it’s really a loss of [-] to give away [-]!No... Young master's integrity is obviously priceless!How sad!

By the time Ye Lan arrived at the company with disheveled clothes and disheveled hair, as if she had been ruined... Everyone had already finished their lunch break and were chatting... No, they were working hard...

Since Ye Lan stepped into the territory of the programming department, she has received the baptism of everyone's laser-like eyes. Ye Lan has the heart of wanting to die. Could it be that everyone knows the evil deeds of the young master, so she looks at the young master's eyes? They all want to confess the young master...?Even Yan Jingran's gaze is so unclear!Hey...he seems to have seen the person who confessed his love yesterday...why did he cry when he saw Xiaoye? !I was really scared to death...

what's the situation?Does the big boss who has defiled you really need to celebrate like this?Ye Lan watched several seniors raise champagne beer towards her... Isn't smoking and alcohol banned in the office?Is it really okay to court death like this?

"Xiao Lanlan! The game you made is so awesome! I can't stop! Eh? Going the decadent route today?... It doesn't seem to suit you very well." Ye Lan took a step to the left, and the senior who rushed over directly Sticking to the wall, Ye Lan looked suspiciously at the team leader who was walking towards her with a smile.

The team leader almost lost his eyes with a smile, and looked very kind: "Ye Lan, the game 'Stupid Bird Learns to Fly' you made is really good, the supervisor brought it over early this morning for us to test, and then the whole It has spread all over the department, and it is estimated that it will be officially launched tomorrow, and it will definitely become popular! It took a long time, it is really not easy!"

Ye Lan was taken aback, stupid bird learning to fly?Isn't that his birthday present for Chi Mu? !Yes, he has been preparing since he knew that 921 was Chi Mu's birthday... But most of the time was spent on... how to make this game look bad and play it even worse!He is absolutely sure that after playing this game, he will definitely feel his full malice!

Ye Lan's "Stupid Bird Learning to Fly" is a simple but extremely difficult casual game.The simple and very rough 8-bit pixel picture looks very blurry, and people with obsessive-compulsive disorder can definitely die.The water pipes in the Super Mario game, a silly bird rolling its eyes and a few white clouds, the two modes of day and night constitute everything in the game.

In the game, the player must control a bird to cross obstacles made up of water pipes of various lengths, but this bird can't fly at all...so every time the player clicks on the bird, it will fly a little higher. It will fall, and the player must control the rhythm, and click the timing of the screen, so that the bird can jump up at the moment of falling, just enough to pass through the narrow water pipe gap, as long as it is a little distracted, it will fail and die immediately.

The screen is very bloody and violent, and Ye Lan couldn't bear it when he designed it himself, and dying every second will definitely make you have the urge to smash the screen...Ye Lan looked at his colleagues who were having fun...feeling that the whole world is not alright.

The team leader patted Ye Lan on the shoulder with a fearful expression on his face: "Today, you will still have to deduct points for being late. By the way, Director Chi asked you to find him as soon as you arrive. Congratulations!" After finishing speaking, the team leader jumped up and ran away Then I played, the team leader with the highest record of only 12 points can't afford to be injured!

Ye Lan's face turned pale when he heard the team leader's words, and he didn't dare to open the door when he moved to Chi Mu's office. Could Big Brother Chi not be able to accept murder in the office for a while? !

impossible!Are you a Virgo?According to people's excellent quality, people can't do things like dirty clothes and hands well? !If you raped him, you would think that you raped a dog... No, you bit a dog, okay? !

Ye Lan looked melancholy, dare to give a time to write a suicide note!Who will save the young master? !