Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

[Drunkards become seduced in a second, the master is not a rabbit spirit! 】

"Give him the game software, idiot!" When Chi Mu entered the bathroom, the ball of light bounced out of nowhere, and the whole ball swelled up a circle with anger. He still looked up at the ceiling at 45 degrees and didn't know what he was thinking. Ye Lan, let him come back to his senses, teammates like pigs are really annoying!

"That's right...give him the game software..." Ye Lan staggered to his feet after being reminded by the light ball, and rushed into the bathroom...

The light ball was stunned, and he was extremely drunk!It's rare to be very obedient...it's amazing!The ball of light spun around in a circle and disappeared... This is the home field of my big system!

Chi Mu was struggling with the bath liquid, preparing for a grand cleaning job. After three days and three nights of washing...he heard the noise of smashing pots and irons outside, mixed with the nonsense of Ye Lan, a drunk, and immediately frowned. He frowned, and had a vague premonition, thinking that the drunk outside might spit all over the floor... That scene was so beautiful, he was in a bad mood... Maybe there was still time to book an extra room after taking a shower?

Then... Ye Lan rushed in so straight... Chi Mu was stunned for a moment, and his body reacted quickly, grabbing the towel next to him and wrapping it around his waist... Chi Mu said that although they are all men , but currently there is no hobby of showing light to others.At this moment, I just want to sing a song—it's all bubbles... Chi Mu rubbed his forehead in displeasure.

Looking at Ye Lan, who broke into the bathroom and was not conscious at all, her eyes were still drunk, she just stared at herself blankly, her face seemed not as red as before, and her milky white skin was slightly pink, making her look more supple , the corners of his mouth were slightly dry with an upturned arc... Chi Mu suddenly felt that his throat was a little dry, is it a bit too stuffy to stay in the bathroom with two people?

"What on earth do you want to do?" Anger was suppressed in his throat, Chi Mu turned his head away from Ye Lan, his eyes drifted away, as if it was the drunk Ye Lan who was covered in foam and only wrapped in a towel, not himself.

I don’t know where to observe the overall situation of the ball of light, but I feel powerless… You don’t need to take off the enemy’s clothes, why don’t you hurry up!

"Hurry up and give him the birthday present, idiot!" Hearing the anxious voice of the light ball in his head, Ye Lan came back to his senses... Chi Mu's figure is really good, and he has practiced for N for a long time. Block abs!The shape is so beautiful, Ye Lan struggled to look away from Chi Mu's foam-covered body, and stretched out his hand to Chi Mu foolishly: "Here's a birthday present for you!"

"Where's the gift?" Chi Mu was speechless looking at Ye Lan's open palm, which was empty... Do you think he is blind? !Although the hands are white and tender, the fingers are slender and pretty...

"Where's the birthday present??" Ye Lan raised her hands to look and found nothing, so she began to search up and down on her body, "Hey, where is my USB flash drive? It is clearly on my body... 5555 my USB flash drive Woolen cloth?"

The light ball that formed the virtual image in Ye Lan's mind was dimmed: "Hurry up and take off your clothes and look for it!"

"Yes... take off your clothes..." So Ye Lan quickly pulled off her pink-green coat, revealing her well-shaped collarbone...smooth skin as milky white as her face...and slender waist... Chi Mu glanced at it and then turned his head silently... Two people standing in the bathroom will definitely lack oxygen.

Ye Lan's upper body was bare, shaking her pink and green shirt, nothing fell off, and she searched all the pockets and pockets (...) on her body, but there was no USB flash drive!

The ball of light couldn't help complaining: "Take off the pants and look around!" Then Ye Lan took off the pants...

Chi Mu saw Ye Lan, who was wearing only a pair of pure white underwear and a pair of fancy toe socks, was mourning, with a pink face and moist lips, and complained to himself in a low voice: "The USB drive is missing. ...I obviously put it in my pocket...I don't know where it is..."

Chi Mu lowered his head subconsciously, but saw Ye Lan's slender legs, with a little muscle in good shape, and the slender lines are really beautiful... Enough!Sure enough he shouldn't trust a drunk.

Chi Mu's gaze turned cold, and he turned his head away: "So what do you want to do? Seduce me? Want unspoken rules? The thought of last time has not been dismissed? Except for a face that is passable, you have everything in your head Is it shit?"

The light ball was angry: "Just say that you only have him in your head!"

Ye Lan froze for a moment and shouted to Chi Mu: "I'm only thinking about him!"

"You still want to seduce others?!" Chi Mu's face turned dark, and he was obviously more angry than before!

The ball of light bounced around and wanted to commit suicide: "Pig! It's 'you', it's Chi Mu!!"

Ye Lan froze for a moment and continued to repeat: "Pig! It's you! It's Chi Mu!"

Chi Mu was stunned and showed two small canine teeth: "...you are the pig." Why is there a little excitement...

The whole ball of light is deflated: "Never mind! Since you have taken off the clothes, the USB disk is lost, and the game software is ruined, you can make do with yourself as a birthday present. I will still give you experience points, Your experience points are approaching 100, and you will be rewarded with divine assists."

Ye Lan tossed the trousers domineeringly... Standing on the spot and tilting her head: "It's too long... I don't understand..."

The light ball vomited three liters of blood: "I tell you to hurry up and hug him!"

As soon as Ye Lan's eyes lit up, she jumped over in three steps and hugged Chi Mu as nimbly and obediently as a bunny, and finally got the eight-pack abs of her dream!Ye Lan reached out to touch...

Feeling Ye Lan's smooth skin sticking tightly to her body, even the bulge on Ye Lan's chest can be felt, her legs rub against each other, and an overly good-looking hand caresses her abdomen, sliding slippery foam...

Finally, there was a "hum" in Chi Mu's head, it exploded, and his whole body began to feel hot. Chi Mu never liked touching other people's skin, but this time it seemed that the reflex arc was stretched, and he completely forgot to push it away, but Looking around and looking away, he blushed and said, "You dropped my bath towel..." So it's really dangerous now!

"Eh?" Ye Lan, who was addicted to her mobile phone, couldn't stop blinking her bright eyes and raised her head: "What are you talking about?" I was so excited that I didn't hear it... His eyes were full of Chi Mu's thin and pale lips , when he is not smiling, the corners of his mouth are downwards, which is very fierce... When he is smiling, he has very beautiful little canine teeth... Hey, where are his little canine teeth? !

The ball of light has been brought back to life, and continues to direct the overall situation: "Don't care what he says! Bite him!"

Ye Lan got the order, and without a word, bit down on the two lips that she had been staring at for a long time...

The ball of light slapped the thigh (...): "Nice job!" Experience points are going up slowly!It's over 100 in one click, so the first stage of the god assist reward is here!Suddenly a fluffy snow-white rabbit tail popped out from Ye Lan's butt... Ye Lan stretched out his hand to scratch his butt, why is it itchy?

It's just that Chi Mu was still stuck in the shock of being bitten on his lip, and his mind went blank. He didn't react until he felt the wet and soft tongue, and he stretched out his hand and pushed Ye Lan away vigorously.Because of the water and foam all over the place, Ye Lan turned around and easily fell hard while facing the ground...

"It hurts..." Ye Lan babbled: "It's so sweet..." It's like eating jelly...

Chi Mu rinsed his lips like crazy until they were a little swollen from rubbing... The feeling of being smeared by Ye Lan's saliva still couldn't wash away, and the two obvious teeth marks still remained on his lips ... Forget it, Chi Mu comforted himself, didn't he just get sprayed by Ye Lan last time, and he wouldn't die immediately... There is still time to bring someone to be buried with him.

Chi Mu put on his bathrobe and turned around to clean up Ye Lan, when he saw Ye Lan's round buttocks...a rabbit tail? !

role play?Rabbit essence?Chi Mu looked at the fluffy, snow-white rabbit tail...and involuntarily squatted down to touch it, it felt very good!No one knew that Big Boss Chi actually liked such fluffy kittens, bunnies and the like...

Ye Lan was itchy from being touched, she unconsciously twisted her buttocks, the round rabbit tail shook a few times, Ye Lan frowned and grunted, Chi Mu was instantly cute!Curiously, he squeezed the limp tail and prepared to tear it off to have a look, and then settle the score with Ye Lan, but... the doorbell rang, it was really inappropriate!

Chi Mu stepped over Ye Lan's body (...) and opened the door calmly.The waiter who was eating just now stood at the door with a smile: "Mr. Chi, when the box was being packed just now, there was a USB flash drive on the floor, which should have been left behind by a customer."

"Thank you." Chi Mu took the light green USB flash drive, thinking of the way Ye Lan yelled at the USB flash drive and took off his clothes just now, the light green USB flash drive seems to fit someone's style of almost everything being green, could it be... U disk is not an excuse to undress, this is the so-called "birthday gift"?

Chi Mu locked the door, turned around and approached the bathroom, and saw Ye Lan lying on the ground in a big character and fell asleep...the rabbit tail on her butt was gone...Looking around the bathroom, Chi Mu sighed, who would have thought Where did this drunk take it down and throw it away? It's really naive for such a big person to still like cosplay rabbits.

The light ball happily expressed that the rabbit tail rewarded by the system will disappear after a few minutes due to the lack of experience points~~

Chi Mu took a bathrobe, wrapped Ye Lan up and threw it on a bed, and sighed, luckily it was a standard room with two beds, otherwise he would definitely suffer from nervous breakdown if he slept with a drunk...

Chi Mu turned on the electric pen and plugged in the USB flash drive, only to find out that it was a game software. With a twitch in his heart, his tiger teeth grazed his lips slightly. The tooth marks left by Ye Lan hadn't disappeared... Chi Mu clicked on the software, and saw that he was jumping first. An ordinary drawing board came out, and then came a few scarlet horizontal lines that were not horizontal or vertical, straight lines were not straight, curves were not all curved, and the words were not centered and aligned—the ugly "Happy Birthday".

... Chi Mu's face darkened, he really wanted to roast rabbits, didn't he?