Jinjiang men also play time travel

After coming out of Zilan Palace, Xin'er was in a good mood, so she wandered around the palace leisurely.

Unknowingly, he came to the imperial garden. At this time, the emperor was sitting in the garden admiring the flowers and drinking.

The emperor accidentally saw Xin'er walking on the path with a full face of smiles, so he called her over and asked:

"Xin'er, where are you going?"

"Your Majesty, I just came out of Zilan Palace, and I want to wander around in the palace. I have only been here for two days, and there are still many places I am not familiar with." Xin Er replied after bowing slightly to the Emperor.

When seeing the emperor, Xin'er was also shocked, she never expected to meet the emperor in this kind of place, could this be the so-called fate? (Hey~)

"Oh? You just came out of Zilan Palace? Let me take a closer look..."

As soon as the emperor heard that Xin'er had just come out of Zilan Palace, he said nervously, and then looked around Xin'er carefully, as if he wanted to find out something.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter, don't look at me like this, Xin'er will be shy! (Has vomited...)"

Being looked at so closely by the emperor, Xin'er blushed and said with some embarrassment. (I go!)

"It's still intact?" After looking carefully, he didn't find that Xin'er was missing any arms or legs. The emperor felt a little strange, and then continued to ask with concern: "Xin'er, did Concubine Li Gui let you drink it?" What kind of drinks? Do you feel any discomfort in your body now?"

"Your Majesty! Look, look, I'm standing here alive and kicking, there's nothing wrong..."

Suddenly being so inexplicably cared by the emperor, Xin'er felt uncomfortable, so she jumped a few times and said to the emperor.

"It's weird, most people will either die or be injured after entering the Purple Orchid Palace, but Xin'er, you are unscathed. Could it be that you took Concubine Li Gui down?"

Seeing that Xin'er could dance and talk, the emperor was even more surprised. Apart from being relieved, he couldn't help admiring Xin'er.

You know, in this Dayan dynasty, no one has been able to easily win Concubine Li Gui.Even if you are the emperor's wordless words, you can't do it!

"Well...the concubine just escaped by chance." Xin'er said with a slight smile.

In short, seeing that Xin'er was not injured, the emperor was a little relieved, and then he comforted Xin'er: "Xin'er, if Concubine Li Gui invites you into the Zilan Palace next time, tell me first... You are cruel and merciless, I am afraid that you will not be so lucky next time!"

"Thank you, the emperor... By the way, what is the emperor doing in the imperial garden?" With a smile on her face, Xiner asked casually after thanking the emperor.

"Haha... Originally, I just wanted to admire the little flowers, drink some wine, and hum a little song here, but now that I see Xin'er, I suddenly feel like composing poems. Can Xiner recite poems with me?"

The handsome eyebrows were slightly bent, and a heroic smile flashed across his face, the emperor said to Xin'er with great interest.

"..." After hearing the emperor's request, Xin'er was silent for a while.

You know, Xiner (Lu Yitian) has always received exam-oriented education in this world!Not to mention reciting poems correctly, Xin'er may not be able to answer even the most basic understanding of poems.Doesn't the emperor want Xin'er to die this time?

"Your Majesty, are you sure?" After thinking for a moment, Xin'er asked softly.

"Why not?"

"Your majesty, take a closer look at Xin'er's appearance, and then describe it in one word." Seeing the emperor's puzzled expression, Xin'er pointed to her face and asked the emperor.

"ugly!"

Without thinking at all, the emperor resolutely spit out this word from his mouth.

"That's right, Your Majesty, Xin'er's literary talents are just like this appearance, and I can't bear to look directly at her. In order not to spoil the Emperor's interest, Xin'er should forget about it."

Xin'er knew that the level of education under the exam-oriented education was not high, so she wanted to fool the emperor's suggestion of reciting poems against each other.

"Ahaha... Interesting and interesting, I would like to see what kind of strange poems you can come up with." The emperor laughed loudly.

It seems that the emperor is full of expectations, and it is imperative to recite poems for this proposal...

"Then, your majesty, Xin'er will offend you, and you will bear all the consequences yourself."

Xin'er doesn't care about her level of education, as long as she is right, the emperor will have nothing to say!So he said solemnly to the emperor.

"Haha... I will make the first sentence, and Xin'er can just say the next sentence..." The clear and crisp laughter resounded in the imperial garden, and the emperor said emotionally.

(Maomao’s special note: All verses are for comic effect only, please do not imitate)

"En... Let me start with [Poor is good for oneself], Xin'er, how can I continue?" With a slight turn of her delicate eyes, the emperor casually said a line of poetry.

"Hey, this seems to have been learned in high school textbooks..."

When Xin'er heard this poem, she felt very familiar, but she just couldn't remember the next line.At this time, she deeply understood the sentence: the left brain is full of water, and the right brain is full of flour, if you don't move, it's all paste...

"Your Majesty, please allow Xiner to think twice!" Xiner made a gesture of stopping, her eyebrows were almost knit together, and she continued after a while: "Xiner knows, [If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, please treat vulgar works] delete】……"

"Ahaha...a good sentence, as expected of Xin'er...[Sunrise in the east and rain in the west]." After hearing Xiner's verses, the emperor laughed loudly and said, and soon came out another a poem.

"Well...it should be [sunrise in the east and rain in the west, marry the right man in the wrong sedan chair]..." After thinking for a while, Xiner blurted out the poem.

"That's right, ahaha...【If there is love, the sky will grow old】." The emperor smiled again, and then said another sentence.

When Xin'er heard this sentence, she seemed to have seen it in a certain novel, so she replied confidently: "I know this, [If there is love, the sky will grow old, people are not windy/Little youth]..."

"Pfft...Okay, let's say [Old Wu Lao and Ren Zhi Lao] again."

The emperor really didn't expect that Xin'er is so talented, and every sentence can be so perfect, it makes him unable to extricate himself...

"The emperor is not allowed to laugh any more...Xin'er thought it should be [Old, My Old and People's Old, Wife, My Wife, and People's Wife]..."

Xin'er seemed to be stimulated by the emperor's laughter to her fragile heart, so she pouted (unbelievable!), and replied a little unhappy.

"Ahaha...Xin'er, your dedication is commendable...The last sentence is [red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple]." The emperor completely ignored Xin'er's little emotions and continued.

"Xin'er thought it should be [red orange yellow green blue blue purple, whitish in southeast and northwest]..."

"Ahaha... that's right, that's right... [Three Thousands///Beloved///Love in One]." Once again provoked by Xin'er, the emperor laughed maniacally.

After listening to the Shanglian, after thinking for a while, Xin'er already had the answer in her heart, but she was a little hesitant to answer, so she said to the emperor: "Your Majesty! This Xin'er dare not answer..."

"It's okay, just answer, I'm very happy..." The delicate eyebrows were slightly curved, and an elegant smile appeared on his face, the emperor said happily to Xin'er.

"Listen up, Your Majesty...【three thousand///pet///love all in one body, iron rods can be ground into needles】...(Where is the integrity!!)"

After getting the emperor's promise, Xin'er boldly spoke out the answer in her heart, and she couldn't help but smile...

"Ah ha ha……"

In the imperial garden, the emperor and Xin'er chanted poems and fought against each other in a pleasant atmosphere until the curtain fell...

Unexpectedly, a man (eunuch) wearing a red peaked hat and a blue uniform was sneaking around and peeping, and then returned to Zilan Palace, and said to Concubine Li in a hurry:

"Imperial concubine, the servant saw the emperor and Lu Xu reciting poems against each other in the imperial garden just now...the two smiled happily, a scene of love..."

"What? You dare to flirt with the emperor in the imperial garden with a simple promise! As a noble concubine, I have never received such treatment! It seems that people really can't be judged by appearances, and mistresses can't be measured!"

After Li Guifei heard the eunuch's report, she was furious and cursed bitterly!

"Then what is the plan of the imperial concubine?" The high-pitched voice sounded softly, like a slave!

"This palace has its own method!"

After sunset, Xin'er bid farewell to the emperor and returned to Lanxin Palace.

Xin'er, who was full of wine and food, lay quietly on the round table and sighed softly: "I really want to go home..."

Xin'er, feeling homesick, thought helplessly in her heart:

"If I didn't travel through time, I should be diligently coding in the dormitory now...

If I hadn't time-traveled, I should be searching for articles on the Internet now...

If I hadn't traveled through time, I should still be a man who can only indulge in his own world..."

While thinking about it, I fell into dreamland...