Jinjiang men also play time travel

In recent days, the harem has been peaceful and peaceful, and no intrigue has been seen.

"Hey, in this harem, when there is no dispute, I have to find something to do..."

Xin'er thought to herself, taking advantage of the peaceful times, she had to find something to do and earn some extra money.So I remembered my unfulfilled dream in this world-becoming a contracted writer.

Now that I have traveled to this quaint Dayan Dynasty, not only the environmental materials are readily available, but also the themes are rich, and the most important thing is that there is no great master to compete with her for a job.Coupled with a large number of fresh readers, it seems that if you want to write novels in the palace, the development prospects are still bright.

Of course, if you want to write, write what Xiner is best at, *!

Ever since, Xin'er lay down on the table and began to toy with the outlines of various *novels in her mind.

Outline [-]: "The Emperor Was Xiaoshou"

The emperor, who has always been tough in politics, is actually a beauty in his private life!

Every day during the day, the emperor discussed with his beloved ministers how men and women can have children so that the country can flourish;

Every night, the emperor and the black-bellied men/favorites practice how men and men have children, so that the royal family will flourish.

In order to ensure the purity of the bloodline, the emperor would rather be suppressed by the heroes than make the slightest resistance.

Perhaps, this is the responsibility of being the king of a country!

In the end, the emperor and his black-bellied men/favors/bred many offspring and started a happy life... (x)

"The integrity is broken, don't... let's change to this..."

Outline [-]: "The Secret Behind the Fat Man"

Who said that only women have secrets, men also have secrets!The male advocates that Xiaopang is worrying about one thing.

Recently, a boss came to their company, Lin Xiaoshou.This person is bitter and mean, extremely picky, treats female colleagues as male colleagues, and never orders male colleagues... Although his tone to Zhang Xiaopang is flat, Zhang Xiaopang has long regarded Lin Xiaoshou as his male god in his heart, Day and night.

Finally, the secret buried in the heart has never been able to withstand the moisture of spring, and it was born from the ground!Zhang Xiaopang told Lin Xiaoshou about his secret love in front of everyone.Then, one dark night, Lin Xiaoshou gnawed Zhang Xiaopang to pieces!

Believe it, fat men also have spring, just bravely speak out if you love... (x)

"The story is too bland and unattractive, don't...how about this..."

Outline [-]: "The Secret History of Sima Qian" (adapted by a fan)

Sima Qian is a heartfelt minister of the Han Dynasty. The reason why he is single-minded is because of his deep love for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty!

Sima Qian knew that he was not worthy of the emperor in his own capacity, but he didn't want to give up.

So, with a letter on a piece of paper, he fully expressed his love through the memorial.But who knows, the memorial did not fall into the hands of the emperor, but was intercepted by Huo Qubing.

After Huo Qubing opened the memorial, he discovered Sima Qian's secret, and thought in his heart: Good job, Sima Qian!How dare you rob labor and management of a man, do you not want to be a man? !

As a result, Sima Qian was brutally punished...

But Sima Qian didn't regret it, because it was all naked/naked love for the emperor. In the end, he wrote a thousand-year love letter "Historical Records". (√)

"This plot is bloody and full of slots, so it must be quite attractive..."

"The emperor is here!" There was another high-pitched voice from outside the palace. (eunuch)

Because Xin'er was too focused on the outline of the novel, she didn't hear the movement outside.

At this moment, the emperor had already walked into the palace. Seeing Xin'er lying on the table with a distraught look, he walked up and asked softly: "Xin'er, what are you doing?"

After the emperor asked several times, Xin'er came out from the beautiful "Secret History of Sima Qian", climbed up from the table, looked at the emperor with a blank expression, and asked: "Your Majesty, Since you've even read "Boys and Boys", you must know *very well, right?"

"General understanding, not very deep." When asked by Xin'er, the emperor was a little stunned, and replied with a hint of doubt.

"To be honest, Xin'er is actually a writer. It's been a long time since I started a job. Now I want to write a random article to practice my hand."

Her eyes gradually became bright, and Xin'er had already returned to reality, and then she told the emperor her thoughts.

"Oh? I didn't expect Xin'er to have such abilities. After writing it, I wonder if I can watch it for me?"

After hearing Xiner's words, the emperor became interested. Apart from some accidents, it was more of an expectation for Xiner's novels.Seeing those sparkling star eyes, Xin'er's spirit trembled for a while.

"If the emperor wants to see it, of course it is possible!" Seeing the emperor was full of joy, Xin'er readily agreed.

"I want to read meaty texts, and the pictures should be as exciting as possible... If you have any operational difficulties, you can consult me. I have watched "108 Positions for Childbirth" for so many years, and I am quite experienced." (This is really true. okay!)

The emperor took out the fan from his cuff, waved it lightly, the corner of his mouth curled into an arc, and an evil smile flashed across his face. Obviously, what the emperor expected to read was that kind of novel, not that kind of novel. novel.

"..."

After hearing the emperor's request, Xin'er immediately had a few dark lines on her face, and she was silent for a long time.

Xiner (Lu Yitian) only writes Qingshui literature! !Shimizu, do you understand?

On a sunny morning, Xin'er and the Emperor spent happily arguing about the lower limit of the novel...

In the afternoon, when Xin'er was about to write a novel, Lan'er broke into the palace and said, "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager's birthday will be in a few days, it's time to prepare the congratulatory gift and send it to Yueshou Palace in advance."

"Ah? I have just started this new job, and I have no income at all... What should I do? I don't have money to buy those high-end jewelry. Hey..."

After Xin'er heard that it was the empress dowager's birthday, the glittering gift immediately flashed in her heart, but because she had just entered the palace not long ago, she hadn't even received the first month's pocket money from the empress dowager. Coupled with being abducted into the palace in a hurry, the savings in Yuemanlou were not taken away in time. (How much savings can a prostitute like Xiner have...)

"Your Majesty, Lan'er has an idea. I don't know if it's feasible or not?"

Seeing Xin'er's worried face, Lan'er came up with an idea and said to Xin'er.

"Say!" Xin'er said firmly, believing that Lan'er has meat to eat!

"The empress dowager is 40 years old after her birthday, which is called the year of orchids. I think orchids are graceful, dignified, and fragrant, just like orchids. If they can be printed on embroidered shoes, it must be excellent."

With Zhen Huan's accent, Lan'er talked to Xin'er.Immediately, I also felt that the room was full of orchids, and the fragrance was everywhere. (hehe)

"Speak human!" Seeing that Lan'er was immersed in her own world, Xin'er hurriedly stopped.

"Send orchid shoes."

"Orchid shoes?...Well, is the cost high?"

According to Lan'er, the orchid embroidered on the orchid shoes is indeed quite innovative!And there are auspicious meanings in it. If the empress dowager sees it, she must be very happy.

"Silk Weaving House is free to order." Xin'er said with a bright smile, like an orchid blooming in the mountains. (on the bar!)

"Okay, I'll give you orchid shoes! As expected of Lan Er, you can come up with such a clever solution!"

Hearing that it is free to order, Xin Er happily agreed.I was still thinking about whether I should order a pair for myself...

At this time, the garden in Lanxin Palace is full of flowers, while the Zilan Palace is dark and gloomy...

"Eunuch Li, have you finished what you were asked to do?"

Concubine Li Gui, who was sitting on the chair, asked softly to Eunuch Li who was wearing a uniform in front of him.

"Imperial Concubine, the orchid shoes have already been ordered by the silk weaving room. When the time comes, Lu Xin can be sent to the cold palace."

A shrill voice sounded in the room, Eunuch Li said to Concubine Li in a womanly manner, the treachery in the corner of his eyes complemented his bitter face.

……

The day before the Empress Dowager's birthday, all the princesses, concubines and ministers went to the Moonshou Palace to give gifts, and Lan Er also took the orchid shoes from the silk weaving room, on the way to the Moonshou Palace...

Not long after leaving the silk weaving room, Lan'er came face to face with a man who looked like a father-in-law, and this man was Eunuch Li.

Eunuch Li held a gift box exactly the same as Lan'er's, and of course the things inside were orchid shoes.

"Ouch, Lan'er, your shoelace fell off." Eunuch Li walked up to and behind Lan'er, suddenly stared at Lan'er's little feet with wide eyes, and then said pretending to be kind.

"Huh? Really, thank you Eunuch Li." Lan'er looked at her feet, and the shoelaces were indeed loose. After thanking Eunuch Li, she bent down to tie her shoelaces. (Can the plot be more bloody?)

"Come on, I'll hold it for you." Eunuch Li saw the opportunity and took the gift box from Lan'er's hand, and thought that the gift box was changed without anyone noticing.

Actually...

"Hmph, what bad thing does this servant want to do for Concubine Li Gui? Since I saw it, it's bad luck for you, Eunuch Li!"

It happened that the scene performed by Eunuch Li was seen by the emperor who was about to go to the Yueshou Palace to give gifts.The emperor had known for a long time that Eunuch Li was doing dirty and shameless things under Li Guifei, cheating, treacherous...everything! (Elder-in-law can also...)

Ever since, the emperor wanted to take this opportunity to punish this Eunuch Li who was backed by a woman, and said thoughtfully: "Look at me, let me turn the tiger away from the mountain and restore it to its original state!"

A thousand words are omitted in the process of adjusting the tiger away from the mountain... The emperor's thoughts are elusive, so please do your own YY!

Ever since, under the emperor's god-level manipulation, the gift boxes in Xin'er and Eunuch Li's hands were exchanged again...