Jinjiang men also play time travel
Chapter 4 Xiao Guiren
After Xin'er got out of bed, she came to the mirror, looked at herself in the mirror reluctantly, then lowered her head and began to dress up.
"Hey, it's a good thing that the emperor is gone...what should I do today?" Xiner murmured softly as she combed her three thousand threads of trouble.
"Before this thing seemed to say that if you can enter the harem, you can give me advice. I don't know if it's true or not. No matter how you look at it, it's not reliable."
Xin'er accidentally caught a glimpse of the electronic book on the dressing table, and looked at it with some interest.
"System prompt: "Hundred Flowers Collection of Female Struggle Electronics" is now open, master, I am very happy to serve you."
Suddenly, a robot's voice came to Xiner's ears, and a few lines of large characters appeared on the screen.
Xin'er stared at this small thing, and asked with interest: "Can you tell me first, how many suggestions can you give me here?"
"Master, the book is divided into two parts. The first part: the rules of survival in palace fighting; the second part: the rules of the emperor/favor/love. The specific rules are not detailed, and the number is a secret."
"You're talking about the quantity, but I don't know what's in my mind..."
After hearing that the book refused to disclose the number of suggestions, Xiner asked anxiously.
"The heavenly secrets must not be leaked... Don't leak... leak..." After Xin'er asked, only this system sound was left in the book.
Looking at the treasure tome that kept flashing in front of her eyes, Xin'er shook her head, and sighed helplessly: "It's still the emperor's/favor/law of love, with my dignity, it's lucky to be able to survive in this harem of intrigues. Already!"
Just when Xiner was sighing, a woman broke into the room.I saw the woman:
She was wearing a pink neon dress all over her body, and between the slight swings of the red gauze, a small waist that could be grasped was faintly visible.With heavy makeup on her face, it was already difficult to recognize her real appearance.
That's right, this person is Xin'er's quasi-personal maid, Lan'er!
"Your Majesty, you're awake! Just now Lan'er tried everything to wake you up, but you just slept there unmoved." After hastily stepping through the door, Lan'er said a little aggrieved.
Startled by the sudden appearance of a woman with heavy makeup, Xin'er was slightly startled, and asked with doubts on her face: "Are you Lan'er? Dress up as my maid?"
"Yes empress, Lan Er is the winner of the last gold medal palace lady. If the former empress was not angry with me, I guess I would not have the opportunity to serve you here now. This is fate... Look, the palace The name is also called Lanxin Palace, empress, it’s the name of both of us... It really feels like I’m above one person, but under ten thousand people..." (Hey, hey)
Lan'er seemed to be immersed in her own world, and she talked to Xin'er in eloquence.
"..." I saw a few black lines across Xin'er's face. (Hey~)
Lan'er paused for a moment, then continued with a different tone: "Mother, just now when I entered the door to wake you up, I saw an extremely ugly woman lying on the bed, and thought I had seen a ghost. After thinking about it carefully, this room There is no one else but you, so we can conclude that the ghost is you, empress."
"I dare say that your former master was so mad at you..." Xin'er started to complain, and then asked: "Lan'er, do you know which concubines are more powerful in this harem?"
"Your Majesty doesn't know that at present, the harem is already dominated by Concubine Li Gui. Some concubines who don't know how to live or die have all fallen from their horses because of their confrontation with Concubine Li Gui. At least they were thrown into the cold palace, and at worst they were taken to be human pigs... ..."
"This woman is so vicious?" After hearing Lan'er's description, Xin'er was startled and whispered angrily.
"There are still a few concubines who have relatively strong family backgrounds, Li Guifei is difficult to shake for a while, like Dong Guiren and Xiao Guiren are still active in the harem." Lan'er continued to speak as if she didn't hear Xin'er's doubts.
As the saying goes, the harem is as deep as the sea, Xin'er could only sigh helplessly: "Hey, it seems that my future life will be full of disasters..."
"Your Majesty, you don't have to panic. As the saying goes, talents come out of adversity, swords come out of sharpening, and the fragrance of chrysanthemums comes out of bitter cold..."
Seeing that Xin'er was in a negative mood, Lan'er turned on her divine comfort mode, slowly speaking to Xin'er as if possessed by a poet.
"Lan'er, I didn't expect you to be so good at comforting people... I really underestimated you just now."
Xin'er, who was in a pessimistic state, saw Lan'er comforting herself with such positive energy, and felt that the prejudice against Lan'er just now was completely taken out of context.
"Young lady, think about it. After being corrupted, Sima Qian wrote the eternal masterpiece "Youth Bao Qingtian" regardless of his body's decay; beside the Miluo River, Xiang Yu held a sharp sword and leaped deep. Only then did the present Mid-Autumn Festival come into being. Look at it again, if Han Yu hadn't followed Liu Bang in the South and North Wars, how could he have achieved a good relationship for all eternity..."
Sure enough, Xin'er was possessed by a poet, and the words that came out of her mouth were so incomprehensible... If Grandpa Sima Qian was still alive, he would probably take her by his side; She was thrown into the river; if the Empress Dowager Lu is still alive... Hehe, it's not just as simple as poisoning!
"Hehe... I really underestimated you." Xin'er once again saw the true face of the person in front of her, and sighed again.
While the two were talking, they saw another woman break into the Lanxin Palace, and saw this woman:
Slender eyebrows curved like a moon, beautiful eyes looking forward, fair and flawless neck and collarbone, wearing a gorgeous purple dress, waist-length hair highlighting the unique charm of a woman...
That's right, this person is Xiao Guiren!
"My maidservant pays her respects to nobleman Xiao." Lan'er hurriedly bowed after seeing nobleman Xiao enter the door.
Xiao Guiren nodded slightly, then went straight to Xin'er, held Xin'er's hand and asked softly: "Oh, sister, are you really my sister who is as beautiful as a fairy?"
Xin'er was stunned for a while, she didn't know who the person in front of her was n+1 times more beautiful than her, she was silent for a while.
Seeing that Xin'er didn't speak, Lan'er gestured with her eyes, and said in a low voice: "Ma'am, she is one of the few Xiao nobles who have not been in the cold palace."
After hearing Lan'er's words, Xin'er suddenly realized, she also quickly clenched Xiao Guiren's hand, and said softly (are you sure it's soft?): "Oh... so it's my sister, I'm exactly what my sister said. What about my younger sister. I don’t know why my elder sister came to Lanxin Palace so early in the morning?”
While talking, Xin'er pulled Xiao Guiren to the table, and they both sat down.
"Sister, I heard that you just entered the palace yesterday. My sister thinks that you are not very familiar with the environment in the palace, so I want to come here to familiarize my sister."
Xiao Guiren took his hand away from Xin'er, wiped it carefully with silk, and said to Xin'er in a voice full of emotion.
Seeing that nobleman Xiao is so generous, Xin'er let go of her scruples a little bit, and then said: "My sister really has a heart. I was just about to have some breakfast, so I went out without makeup and just strolled around the palace."
"Oh? Sister, in the palace, it is absolutely unacceptable to go out without makeup... Ordinary people are fine, but for a beautiful person like my sister, if she does not have makeup, she may fascinate all living beings. It is absolutely necessary... ..."
Hearing that Xin'er wanted to go out without makeup, Xiao Guiren quickly shook his head, and then slowly explained to Xin'er.His face was full of smiles, and he was twitching non-stop.
"What my sister said is very true, my sister has been educated!" Hearing Xiao Guiren's almost ironic dissuasion, Xin'er also pretended nothing happened, and said gratefully.
"Oh, by the way, little sister, how were you and the emperor last night?" The smile on his face stopped, Xiao Guiren changed the subject and asked Xin'er.
"Eh... well..." Xin'er hesitated and said.
I didn't expect Xiao Guiren to ask such a question suddenly.Although Xin'er is a bit ugly, she is not stupid. A woman must ask such a question to inquire about information. If Xin'er answers carelessly, she may be envied by others, and the consequences will be disastrous...
Just when Xin'er didn't know what to do, she caught a glimpse of the Book of Hundred Flowers on the table, picked it up, turned around and asked softly: "Book of Books, what should I do at this time..."
"System prompt: The first style of palace fighting survival: a cluster of flowers. Description of the technique: win over the concubines who seem to be applauded in the center of the harem, and become sisters. Function: It helps relieve the pain of boredom, and can also fight against other enemies together The concubine's conspiracy method. Side effects: You may misunderstand the person, but you will be used instead, and you will be beaten."
This book also seemed to be very spiritual, as if it knew the surrounding environment, it did not speak out the suggestion, but directly listed a few lines on the screen.
"Sister, your complexion doesn't look very good. Could it be that last night..." Seeing Xin'er turning around in a sneaky manner, Xiao Guiren patted Xin'er on the shoulder and asked.
"Oh no sister, last night the emperor and his sister lived well. This is really the first time I feel like that. Ahhh..." Startled by Xiao Guiren's actions, Xin'er turned around and said hastily.
Xin'er decided to follow Baodian's advice, first establish a good relationship with Xiao Guiren in front of her, form an alliance, call her sisters and sisters, and rule the six palaces.
"Oh, sister? Did the emperor really attack you?"
After hearing Xin'er's answer, Xiao Guiren obviously didn't believe it, but he still asked Xin'er calmly without changing his expression.
"Sister, the emperor didn't just make a move, he went hand in hand...... Ahhh, I made my sister laugh." Xin'er said with a big laugh. (The laugh sets a sad tone)
In fact, Xiner's original intention was that the emperor's action meant that Xiner's hijab was uncovered, and that going hand in hand meant that the two shared the same bed, and nothing happened after a night... But in Xiao Guiren's view, Xiner's words That's not what Li means.
"Seeing my sister so happy, my sister is also very happy... If my sister has any difficulties in the future, you might as well tell her, my sister will definitely help my sister to remove the troubles."
A burst of icy eyes shot from his eyes, Xiao Guiren managed to suppress the anger in his heart, and continued to express his condolences to Xin'er with a smile.
"Thank you sister first..." Xin'er didn't know what Xiao Guiren was thinking at this time, so she also thanked softly.
There were bursts of laughter in Lanxin Palace, a peaceful scene...
"Hey, it's a good thing that the emperor is gone...what should I do today?" Xiner murmured softly as she combed her three thousand threads of trouble.
"Before this thing seemed to say that if you can enter the harem, you can give me advice. I don't know if it's true or not. No matter how you look at it, it's not reliable."
Xin'er accidentally caught a glimpse of the electronic book on the dressing table, and looked at it with some interest.
"System prompt: "Hundred Flowers Collection of Female Struggle Electronics" is now open, master, I am very happy to serve you."
Suddenly, a robot's voice came to Xiner's ears, and a few lines of large characters appeared on the screen.
Xin'er stared at this small thing, and asked with interest: "Can you tell me first, how many suggestions can you give me here?"
"Master, the book is divided into two parts. The first part: the rules of survival in palace fighting; the second part: the rules of the emperor/favor/love. The specific rules are not detailed, and the number is a secret."
"You're talking about the quantity, but I don't know what's in my mind..."
After hearing that the book refused to disclose the number of suggestions, Xiner asked anxiously.
"The heavenly secrets must not be leaked... Don't leak... leak..." After Xin'er asked, only this system sound was left in the book.
Looking at the treasure tome that kept flashing in front of her eyes, Xin'er shook her head, and sighed helplessly: "It's still the emperor's/favor/law of love, with my dignity, it's lucky to be able to survive in this harem of intrigues. Already!"
Just when Xiner was sighing, a woman broke into the room.I saw the woman:
She was wearing a pink neon dress all over her body, and between the slight swings of the red gauze, a small waist that could be grasped was faintly visible.With heavy makeup on her face, it was already difficult to recognize her real appearance.
That's right, this person is Xin'er's quasi-personal maid, Lan'er!
"Your Majesty, you're awake! Just now Lan'er tried everything to wake you up, but you just slept there unmoved." After hastily stepping through the door, Lan'er said a little aggrieved.
Startled by the sudden appearance of a woman with heavy makeup, Xin'er was slightly startled, and asked with doubts on her face: "Are you Lan'er? Dress up as my maid?"
"Yes empress, Lan Er is the winner of the last gold medal palace lady. If the former empress was not angry with me, I guess I would not have the opportunity to serve you here now. This is fate... Look, the palace The name is also called Lanxin Palace, empress, it’s the name of both of us... It really feels like I’m above one person, but under ten thousand people..." (Hey, hey)
Lan'er seemed to be immersed in her own world, and she talked to Xin'er in eloquence.
"..." I saw a few black lines across Xin'er's face. (Hey~)
Lan'er paused for a moment, then continued with a different tone: "Mother, just now when I entered the door to wake you up, I saw an extremely ugly woman lying on the bed, and thought I had seen a ghost. After thinking about it carefully, this room There is no one else but you, so we can conclude that the ghost is you, empress."
"I dare say that your former master was so mad at you..." Xin'er started to complain, and then asked: "Lan'er, do you know which concubines are more powerful in this harem?"
"Your Majesty doesn't know that at present, the harem is already dominated by Concubine Li Gui. Some concubines who don't know how to live or die have all fallen from their horses because of their confrontation with Concubine Li Gui. At least they were thrown into the cold palace, and at worst they were taken to be human pigs... ..."
"This woman is so vicious?" After hearing Lan'er's description, Xin'er was startled and whispered angrily.
"There are still a few concubines who have relatively strong family backgrounds, Li Guifei is difficult to shake for a while, like Dong Guiren and Xiao Guiren are still active in the harem." Lan'er continued to speak as if she didn't hear Xin'er's doubts.
As the saying goes, the harem is as deep as the sea, Xin'er could only sigh helplessly: "Hey, it seems that my future life will be full of disasters..."
"Your Majesty, you don't have to panic. As the saying goes, talents come out of adversity, swords come out of sharpening, and the fragrance of chrysanthemums comes out of bitter cold..."
Seeing that Xin'er was in a negative mood, Lan'er turned on her divine comfort mode, slowly speaking to Xin'er as if possessed by a poet.
"Lan'er, I didn't expect you to be so good at comforting people... I really underestimated you just now."
Xin'er, who was in a pessimistic state, saw Lan'er comforting herself with such positive energy, and felt that the prejudice against Lan'er just now was completely taken out of context.
"Young lady, think about it. After being corrupted, Sima Qian wrote the eternal masterpiece "Youth Bao Qingtian" regardless of his body's decay; beside the Miluo River, Xiang Yu held a sharp sword and leaped deep. Only then did the present Mid-Autumn Festival come into being. Look at it again, if Han Yu hadn't followed Liu Bang in the South and North Wars, how could he have achieved a good relationship for all eternity..."
Sure enough, Xin'er was possessed by a poet, and the words that came out of her mouth were so incomprehensible... If Grandpa Sima Qian was still alive, he would probably take her by his side; She was thrown into the river; if the Empress Dowager Lu is still alive... Hehe, it's not just as simple as poisoning!
"Hehe... I really underestimated you." Xin'er once again saw the true face of the person in front of her, and sighed again.
While the two were talking, they saw another woman break into the Lanxin Palace, and saw this woman:
Slender eyebrows curved like a moon, beautiful eyes looking forward, fair and flawless neck and collarbone, wearing a gorgeous purple dress, waist-length hair highlighting the unique charm of a woman...
That's right, this person is Xiao Guiren!
"My maidservant pays her respects to nobleman Xiao." Lan'er hurriedly bowed after seeing nobleman Xiao enter the door.
Xiao Guiren nodded slightly, then went straight to Xin'er, held Xin'er's hand and asked softly: "Oh, sister, are you really my sister who is as beautiful as a fairy?"
Xin'er was stunned for a while, she didn't know who the person in front of her was n+1 times more beautiful than her, she was silent for a while.
Seeing that Xin'er didn't speak, Lan'er gestured with her eyes, and said in a low voice: "Ma'am, she is one of the few Xiao nobles who have not been in the cold palace."
After hearing Lan'er's words, Xin'er suddenly realized, she also quickly clenched Xiao Guiren's hand, and said softly (are you sure it's soft?): "Oh... so it's my sister, I'm exactly what my sister said. What about my younger sister. I don’t know why my elder sister came to Lanxin Palace so early in the morning?”
While talking, Xin'er pulled Xiao Guiren to the table, and they both sat down.
"Sister, I heard that you just entered the palace yesterday. My sister thinks that you are not very familiar with the environment in the palace, so I want to come here to familiarize my sister."
Xiao Guiren took his hand away from Xin'er, wiped it carefully with silk, and said to Xin'er in a voice full of emotion.
Seeing that nobleman Xiao is so generous, Xin'er let go of her scruples a little bit, and then said: "My sister really has a heart. I was just about to have some breakfast, so I went out without makeup and just strolled around the palace."
"Oh? Sister, in the palace, it is absolutely unacceptable to go out without makeup... Ordinary people are fine, but for a beautiful person like my sister, if she does not have makeup, she may fascinate all living beings. It is absolutely necessary... ..."
Hearing that Xin'er wanted to go out without makeup, Xiao Guiren quickly shook his head, and then slowly explained to Xin'er.His face was full of smiles, and he was twitching non-stop.
"What my sister said is very true, my sister has been educated!" Hearing Xiao Guiren's almost ironic dissuasion, Xin'er also pretended nothing happened, and said gratefully.
"Oh, by the way, little sister, how were you and the emperor last night?" The smile on his face stopped, Xiao Guiren changed the subject and asked Xin'er.
"Eh... well..." Xin'er hesitated and said.
I didn't expect Xiao Guiren to ask such a question suddenly.Although Xin'er is a bit ugly, she is not stupid. A woman must ask such a question to inquire about information. If Xin'er answers carelessly, she may be envied by others, and the consequences will be disastrous...
Just when Xin'er didn't know what to do, she caught a glimpse of the Book of Hundred Flowers on the table, picked it up, turned around and asked softly: "Book of Books, what should I do at this time..."
"System prompt: The first style of palace fighting survival: a cluster of flowers. Description of the technique: win over the concubines who seem to be applauded in the center of the harem, and become sisters. Function: It helps relieve the pain of boredom, and can also fight against other enemies together The concubine's conspiracy method. Side effects: You may misunderstand the person, but you will be used instead, and you will be beaten."
This book also seemed to be very spiritual, as if it knew the surrounding environment, it did not speak out the suggestion, but directly listed a few lines on the screen.
"Sister, your complexion doesn't look very good. Could it be that last night..." Seeing Xin'er turning around in a sneaky manner, Xiao Guiren patted Xin'er on the shoulder and asked.
"Oh no sister, last night the emperor and his sister lived well. This is really the first time I feel like that. Ahhh..." Startled by Xiao Guiren's actions, Xin'er turned around and said hastily.
Xin'er decided to follow Baodian's advice, first establish a good relationship with Xiao Guiren in front of her, form an alliance, call her sisters and sisters, and rule the six palaces.
"Oh, sister? Did the emperor really attack you?"
After hearing Xin'er's answer, Xiao Guiren obviously didn't believe it, but he still asked Xin'er calmly without changing his expression.
"Sister, the emperor didn't just make a move, he went hand in hand...... Ahhh, I made my sister laugh." Xin'er said with a big laugh. (The laugh sets a sad tone)
In fact, Xiner's original intention was that the emperor's action meant that Xiner's hijab was uncovered, and that going hand in hand meant that the two shared the same bed, and nothing happened after a night... But in Xiao Guiren's view, Xiner's words That's not what Li means.
"Seeing my sister so happy, my sister is also very happy... If my sister has any difficulties in the future, you might as well tell her, my sister will definitely help my sister to remove the troubles."
A burst of icy eyes shot from his eyes, Xiao Guiren managed to suppress the anger in his heart, and continued to express his condolences to Xin'er with a smile.
"Thank you sister first..." Xin'er didn't know what Xiao Guiren was thinking at this time, so she also thanked softly.
There were bursts of laughter in Lanxin Palace, a peaceful scene...
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