Jinjiang men also play time travel

Soon, Xin'er was sent to the sedan chair, and the group rushed to the palace in a mighty manner.

"Hey, am I really going to enter the palace? I have read countless time travel articles, and the battle in the harem is not usually fierce... If I have a bit of beauty, I can say that I can compete with other concubines /favor/ Dou Xiazhi, based on my current ghostly appearance, it is estimated that I was thrown into the cold palace by the emperor before I had time to see the other concubines."

Xin'er's heart was pounding, as if she was about to get married!But when she thought that the future was just like her face, and the scene of the car accident was unsightly, she couldn't help but sigh.

After about half an hour, the accompanying band stopped moving, and the sedan chair was gently lowered.

"Hey, the sedan chair has stopped, it seems that we have arrived at the palace. Now that we have reached this point, we can only use our tricks and find an excuse to fool the emperor casually."

Xiner realizes that people are ugly and can't hide for a while, so she made up her mind to face the reality and bravely find a beautiful excuse for her ugliness...

With the support of an old mother, Xin'er walked into the bedroom.Everything around is festive red, isn't it, the red hijab hasn't been taken off yet...

Xin'er sat quietly on the big red bed, in fact, Xin'er was running around like a deer, falling and somersaulting, getting stuck in a panic.

Just when Xin'er was about to lift her hijab to look around, she heard a gust of wind, and a man walked in.

I saw this man wearing a golden robe with a long tassel of purple silk tied around his waist. The corner of his mouth was slightly pursed, revealing a faint dimple. His facial features were exquisite and immaculate. The nobility of the royal family.

This person is today's sage, the ancient version of Bai Yuanchong, he can't believe his words! !

After the emperor stepped into the room, he sat at the table, quietly flipped through a book he carried with him, and ignored Xin'er.

"I don't know what the emperor looks like. I can't see clearly even if the hijab is behind it. If the emperor is also a top-quality ugly man, then the two of us are just each other, and we don't need to care too much about appearance... If the emperor is a beautiful man, this I have to say something else...how can I win the emperor's heart?"

After Xin'er heard the sound of someone coming, she wished she could immediately take off the hijab and see the face of the person in front of her!

Time is like running water, disappearing like it evaporates...

"Half an hour has passed, why is the emperor still not coming, I'm so anxious!"

Although she didn't want to be thrown into the cold palace immediately, at this moment Xin'er still had a glimmer of hope and complained anxiously.

"Is the emperor reading a book... Good guy, the night of bridal chamber is actually able to endure loneliness and temptation/temptation (how come the temptation/temptation). You are worthy of being the current emperor, and you are doing beautifully!"

Seemingly hearing the sound of flipping through the books, Xin'er guessed that the emperor was using calm words to quench his fiery heart. (Maomao: Who can tell me what Xiner is thinking...)

"Why is the emperor still reading? Hey, an hour has passed... If you don't have a bridal chamber, you won't have a bridal chamber. At least take off my hijab? My world is full of air, and I'm short of oxygen..."

Xin'er, who had waited for a long time, was already impatient, and turned on the machine gun mode in her heart, firing indiscriminately.

"The emperor will not take off my hijab, and will not take off my hijab... I will go, but I won't take off my hijab!"

Helpless Xin'er saw that the emperor was still unwilling to do anything, and her hot heart had already cooled down, so she silently played the game of counting fingers.

"It's been two hours, the emperor has fallen asleep... How about I secretly take a look... Well, after careful consideration, if I don't take it off now, when will I wait! My breath is already chronically poisoning me..."

Xin'er can't bear it anymore, the garlic that I ate this morning, why does it taste so strong!

"cough……"

Just when Xin'er wanted to take off the hijab desperately, a man's cough came from the room, just like a spring breeze, Xin'er's dry heart was instantly covered with weeds.

"It turns out that if you're alive... can't you take off my hijab first if you're alive? Could it be that the temptation of that book is so much greater than mine? (Where did the temptation come from) I'm a girl now, girl... "

After sighing slightly that the emperor is still alive, she began to curse again in her heart. (Maomao: You can scold if you have the ability, and cover it up, what kind of woman!)

In fact, what kind of book is the emperor reading? (Maomao cares very much)

"Why don't I ask the emperor to take off my hijab myself...how should I put it?"

Xin'er changed her mood a little bit, and felt that she could no longer be passive. Isn't there a saying that a fool sits and waits for death, and a wise man sits and waits for money.

Ever since, Xin'er has been brainstorming various possible solutions in her heart...

Method one:

"Ahem... Your Majesty, come on, my concubine is already hungry/thirsty..." A delicate voice came from under the hijab, and Xiner was posing in various seductive poses by the bed, hooking / Lead the emperor to the past. (x)

"No, no, I'm an imposing seven-foot man, I really can't do this kind of coquettish/coquettish thing, or, like this..."

Method two:

"Your Majesty, please listen to my concubine's words! The night is deep, the insects are trapped, everything is stable in the frontier, and the people have enough food and clothing, please don't worry, come!" The voice of the powerful and powerful voice came from under the head cover, Xin Xin Er was standing by the bed in a kneeling posture resolutely, trying to persuade the emperor to go over. (x)

"Hehe...how does it feel like Yue Fei's upper body, no, no... hey, this should work..."

Method three:

"Your Majesty, I know that you have been coveting the beauty of your courtiers and concubines for a long time, now that you are a lonely man and a widow, you should stop pretending to be lofty and come here!" A bewitching voice came from under the hood, Xin'er was already lying on the bed, posing in a "big" pose, luring the emperor to go over. (√)

"Well, that's not bad, I'll try this later... But, after the emperor took off the hijab, he saw a ghost-like person, how should I explain it?"

Xin'er seems very satisfied with her third plan, but when she thinks about it carefully, if the emperor takes off the hijab, she should find a reason to cover up the fact that she is ugly.

Ever since, Xiner thought up all kinds of possible excuses in her mind...

Excuse one:

"Your Majesty, have you ever heard the old Master Confucius say... No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love, and when you talk about the world is full of love." Xin'er said to the Emperor earnestly. (x)

"No, the emperor will definitely not accept such a trick! Or, explain it this way..."

Excuse two:

"Your Majesty, do you remember Nanny Rong by the Daming Lake? Ever since that day of farewell, thinking about it day and night, she has become so worried... Your Majesty!" Xin'er said to the Emperor tenderly. (x)

"Author, you have watched too many Qiong Yao dramas! Hurry up and think of a more reliable explanation for my mother..." (Maomao: Yes, yes, I am wrong...)

Excuse three:

"Your majesty, you are young and inexperienced. A woman's face withers faster than the flowers on a tree. You can't stand old at all. No matter how good your face is when you get old, you don't have to worry about it anymore. " Xin'er spoke slowly to the emperor with Zhen Huan's tone. (√)

"That's good, if the emperor is not satisfied, and in a fit of anger, sends me to the cold palace late at night, what should I do..."

Even though the third excuse was very convincing, when Xiner thought about the emperor being violent, she became worried about her miserable situation again.

"I have lived for 20 years, but I have not been able to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, I am heartbroken..."

At this moment, Xin'er only hates that she has been too exaggerated in her life and missed many opportunities to serve the people.Now, it can only be too late to regret.

"This emperor, it's so simple! I don't think I'm not seductive enough, but this emperor is frigid! The problem is very big!...Forget it, it's not a bad thing for me. When I take off my hijab, It's when your emperor is scared to death, let's wait and see!"

The long wait has exhausted Xin'er's inner expectations, turning them into deep grievances and... drowsiness...

"Huh...huh...huh..." A strong rhythmic snoring sounded on Xin'er's face, which couldn't match the emperor's arrogance, and Xiner had already fallen into a deep sleep.

Suddenly, Xin'er struggled on the bed, her hijab fell to the ground, and she kept muttering: "Don't come here, don't come here, I'm a man, I'm a serious man..." (transformed ☆)

I saw Xin'er turned into a man, extremely handsome, with a face like a sculpture with distinct features, an angular face, a straight nose bridge, and fair skin. is very*! (Hey~)

Hearing such a loud commotion on the bed, the emperor glanced lightly from the book in the direction of Xin'er.

It doesn't matter if you don't see it, but when you see that the sexual interest is coming up, the emperor flicked his sleeves, walked slowly to the bed, looked at Xin'er who had turned into a beautiful woman, nodded slightly and sighed: "En... There is such a beautiful person in this world..."

Then he gently removed the golden robe hanging on his body...then sat beside Xin'er and looked at it carefully.

"Where should I start with this small dish... just now the book said that it should be eaten slowly from top to bottom, so that I can taste it carefully." Said.

The truth seems to have surfaced, the Emperor dares to read a book!It's no wonder that he ascended the throne at the age of ten, had his first concubine at the age of 15, and now at the age of 20, there have been many concubines in five years, but there is no happy event!

It's not the emperor who can't do it, but the concubine's sex is wrong! (Maomao: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Just when the emperor wanted to visit the Sleeping Beauty right in front of him, in the blink of an eye, Xin'er returned to her daughter's body... Yes, the ugly Lu Xiner is coming!

"Damn! Did I time travel or she time travel, why am I surprised to see an ugly woman?" Surprised by the scene of the car accident in front of him, the emperor cursed softly in disbelief.

Afterwards, the emperor thought about it carefully, "Wait, according to Jinjiang Shenchuan records, some people can wear women to wear men and men to wear women. Could it be that he is the same... ahahaha, that's really great, in the future you can wear Don't worry, no one will warm my bed."

It turned out that not long after he ascended the throne, the emperor found many novel books on the former emperor's bookshelf, such as "Jinjiang Women Dressed as Farmers", "I, Can Be Attacked and Received" and so on... After reading it, I was surprised. Such books arouse strong interest, and quietly, sexual orientation is also changing bit by bit...

……

The morning light penetrates the dawn sky and wakes up the sleeping earth. In short, it is dawn and a new day is coming.

"Hey, it's already dawn... It seems that the ideological struggle was too fierce last night, and I was defeated..."

Xin'er slightly opened Niu Da's eyes, moved her body, slowly got up from the bed, and looked around casually.

"Why isn't the emperor here..." Xin'er who didn't find the emperor's body murmured in confusion.

Then his eyes stayed on the red hijab on the ground, as if he remembered something.

"It is estimated that after the emperor saw my face last night, he was so frightened that he ran back to the palace... That's all, is this a blessing or a curse, or a disaster..."