Jinjiang men also play time travel

Since Xin'er brought "The Secret History of Sima Qian" to Shang Shufang for publication, it has achieved crazy sales results in the palace, so it increased the number of printings and sold it among the people.It is also amazing that "The Secret History of Sima Qian" is also extremely popular among the people. The tens of thousands of copies of the physical book were sold out in major study rooms in just a few days.

It was totally beyond Xiner's expectation that a *fan novel full of worldly values ​​could cause such an uproar in the Dayan Dynasty.After all, even in the contemporary world, there are not too many people who can accept *novels and forbidden love.Of course, the best-selling novels is undoubtedly a good thing for Xiner. This way, she can make some small money, and secondly, she can satisfy her dream of being a writer.

So, as soon as the first novel was finished, Xiner wanted to start a new venture and earn some manuscript fees. You know, although after time travel, she will eat the emperor's life and live in the emperor's house, but there is no guarantee that one day she will find a way to travel back to modern times. Huge sums of money are required.Therefore, just in case, Xiner decided to set up her own small treasury to properly store the crossing funds.

In order to be able to find material for writing the second book, Xin Er plans to wander around the palace casually, looking for something to inspire her.

On the way of strolling, Xin'er saw that every court lady and eunuch was holding a copy of "Secret History of Sima Qian" in their hands. Occasionally, I heard some discussions about the plot of the characters. This is the so-called national reading, Xiner Thinking about it makes me feel happy, if I can achieve this kind of effect in my own novels in the real world, then it will be worth it for me to jump a few times and go through a few more times.

Walking on a secluded path, the warm sunshine gently falls on the surrounding scenery, giving people a sense of warmth.The grass everywhere is full of vitality, the greenery is sultry, the fragrant flowers are very intoxicating against the background of the little green leaves, the wind is swaying, and people are swaying. Under such an environment, people can't help but want to enjoy love here It's too sweet.

When Xin'er was immersed in her own poetic and picturesque feelings, there happened to be a young couple not far away who were doing something exciting while feeling the fragrance of nature.When seeing the young couple, Xin'er deeply felt that the world is really full of love, even in this quiet corner, there is a vigorous *love staged...

I saw the young couple, one was wearing a blue uniform with a pointed red hat, the other was wearing a blue uniform with a pointed red hat, and they were bathing in the sun, embracing each other affectionately.That's right, both of them are eunuchs!

When Xin'er saw this kind of loving scene, she had the urge to spy on the whole process, and of course she did the same.A fair-skinned and petite eunuch nestled comfortably in the arms of another wheat-skinned and burly eunuch. The scene was very sweet, and one couldn't help but want to make people YY their next move.

Are all eunuchs petty? no!This is a common mistake that many people make. Don't think that the love between two eunuchs is fruitless, and don't think that the eunuchs who get mixed up have unclear attributes. As long as they are together, they will definitely be separated. It's just that compared with the love of normal men, they lack some passion/passion. Of course, what is missing will inevitably be replaced by other things.

The couple of young eunuchs that Xiner saw had very distinct offensive and emotional attributes. The eunuch snuggling in her arms had hypocritical movements, a cute look, and a tone of voice. Er, the eunuchs were all the same, obviously weak. As for the wheat-colored eunuch, although he also has a strange tone, but at least he has a strong physique and the ability to protect Xiaoshou, which can barely be regarded as a weak attack.In the eyes of ordinary people, a weak subject and a weak attack are relatively loveless when they are together, but this couple in front of them is obviously full of love!Could it be that the time of estrus has come...

No matter how long the two young couples have been snuggling, Xin Er has been peeping in the dark for so long.This kind of scene is too common in *text, and according to Xin'er's experience, it won't take long for the weak to take further action.

Sure enough, after Xin'er waited patiently for a few minutes, the weak, weak, weak and weak were slammed together, and then they crackled and did a bunch of things that were forbidden to be described.After everything was over, Ruo Gong didn't forget to lick Ruo Shou's face, so considerate!Let me ask you, how many small gongs can do this now, most of them have become scum gongs!

After appreciating the scene in front of her with satisfaction, Xiner also had a general framework for the novel in her heart.Aiming at many people in this era who are full of doubts and misunderstandings about the love between eunuchs, Xiner decided to use the life and death love of eunuchs as the material for the second novel to create a novel that has been passed down through the ages to justify the name of the eunuch. "The Eunuch's Spring"...

After collecting materials, Xin'er returned to Lanxin Palace in a happy mood.As soon as she entered the door, Lan'er held Xin'er's hand with a smile on her face and said, "Ma'am, in a few days the palace will hold the annual [Amazing Supplement Contest], why don't we participate together!"

The Awesome Supplement Contest is a traditional event in the court of the Yan Dynasty. It has been held every year since the establishment of the Yan Dynasty. Only women who work in the palace are eligible to participate. .There is no age limit, no position difference, no registration fee, as long as you are a woman, you can sign up.Because of this, thousands of people participated in the competition every year, and the grand scene became a gold medal event of Yan Dynasty, which was recorded in the annals of history.

It is said that there is a story behind the event.At the beginning of the establishment of the Yan Dynasty, the country was full of smog, the people were miserable, and there were ghosts haunting them. They often came out in the middle of the night to scare people, so that the night market of the Yan Dynasty was afraid to open.Later, the emperor of the Yan Dynasty thought of a way to hold an event in the palace, select the ugliest women without makeup, and wander around the streets in the middle of the night.

Sure enough, another ghost came out to scare people that night. After seeing the woman wandering in the street, he wanted to scare her to death. Who would have thought that the first time he saw the plain girl, the ghost would be frightened out of his wits. There will be no more ghosts, the country will become stronger and stronger, the night market will open again, and the people's life will be rich and colorful from then on.In order to commemorate the selected woman without makeup, the emperor decided that July [-]th would be the day of the competition without makeup. Not only the palace held it, but there were also many non-makeup activities among the people.

When Xiner heard that it was a bare-face event, her first reaction was of course that she didn't want to participate. Isn't this kind of competition purely to embarrass an ugly girl like her who doesn't have any makeup?So Xin'er said to Lan'er nonchalantly: "Lan'er, you can participate in this kind of event, I look like this, forget it..."

"Your Majesty, how can you be so unconfident in yourself! You are ugly, but you have to have a backbone! People can't always choose to escape, what should come will always come, and what should be faced must be faced. Besides, if there were no people like you, who would be our backing? Niang Niang, you just follow Lan Er..." With a bright smile on her face, Lan Er persuaded coquettishly.

Since crossing, Xin'er's heart has been built strong enough, and now she has developed immunity to the word "ugly", so she doesn't pay too much attention to Lan'er's words.But when Lan Er said that the winners of the "Awesome Without Makeup Contest" could get 500 taels of gold, Xin Er made a quick decision, she decided to participate in this kind of competition!The champion of a competition is equivalent to the money she worked hard to write a book!As a result, Xin'er became more confident about her plain makeup.

Of course, Lan'er was very happy after hearing this, at least someone could put herself at the bottom.As far as this Xin'er is concerned, although her looks are not alluring, she is also ordinary and has no bright spots.But Lan'er usually sees people with no makeup. Her white, tender and smooth skin, coupled with the color that has not been polluted by chemicals, once allowed her to break into the semi-finals of the last no-makeup contest and enter the top ten. It's a pity Those who have no background and no support will be dismissed immediately.

Since Xiner decided to participate in the makeup competition, of course she had to prepare well, so she asked Laner who had participated in the competition once: "Laner, how do you maintain your skin so good?"

"Oh, ma'am, I didn't expect you to have such a good eye. To be honest, Lan'er has been born with beauty since she was a child, and she has never maintained it." With slightly arched eyebrows and faint dimples on her face, Lan'er slightly covered her mouth and said .

"..." Xin'er was quite speechless after hearing this, and Lan'er dared to say such words!Who puts on a thick layer of sunscreen and wears a sun umbrella before going out every day?Who is begging the father-in-law Zhang next door to bring back the black mud hydrating anti-wrinkle skin care mask from Bucky Provence every day?Who steals flowers from the imperial garden every day and comes back to take a flower bath...

At night, Xin'er was sitting at the table, just when she was about to write the outline of her new novel "The Eunuch's Spring", the emperor came in and sat down.

"Xin'er, I heard from Lan'er that you're going to participate in the [Amazing Supplement Contest], is there such a thing?" There was a trace of tenderness in Leng Jun's eyes, and the emperor asked softly with a hint of doubt on his face. .

"Yes, Your Majesty, Xin'er has decided to participate in the makeup contest, why does the Emperor ask about this?" After hearing the Emperor's question, Xin'er put down the brush in her hand and said calmly.

The emperor came to Lanxin Palace this evening, could it be that he wanted to persuade himself not to go to the makeup contest?Afraid of losing the face of the royal family?Xiner thought in her heart.

"Oh...ahhaha..., I just thought, if you turned into a man and then disguised as a woman to participate in the competition, you will definitely win the championship in one fell swoop, at least I will definitely vote for you." A wicked smile appeared on his face On the scene, the emperor said to Xin'er with a hint of /love/indulgence in his voice.

After hearing what the emperor said, Xin'er remembered that she still had such cheats on her body.You know, the handsome man after transformation is enough to instantly kill all rouge and vulgar fans, with flowing long hair, exquisite facial features, and a good figure. Perhaps a little modification will make everyone have an illusion.So Xin'er had the idea of ​​transforming into a beautiful man, and then pretending to be a beautiful woman to participate in the competition. Anyway, with the big backer of the emperor, it is absolutely guaranteed.

After telling the emperor about her decision, Xiner and the emperor began to discuss the concept and outline of the new novel "Eunuchs Have Spring"...