Jinjiang men also play time travel

The spring is infinitely good, but it is dawn...

At the very beginning of Xin'er's journey, "The Collection of Hundred Flowers of Female Struggle Electronics" once reminded that under special circumstances, Xiner's ability to transform into a super beautiful man can be upgraded.Sure enough, just because of the emperor's light kiss on the cheek last night, Xin'er's transformation skills have been extended from the initial 3 minutes to 10 minutes...

If this situation continues, how many times will the emperor kiss, or even that one, will Xin'er become a handsome guy forever, and there will be no time limit?Well, let's see...

Although I don't know why the cheats on my body are so magical, if you say upgrade, you can upgrade, but the extension of the transformation time can indeed bring more benefits to Xiner, for example, the time to be infatuated with the beautiful boy in the mirror can be increased. , when you use beautiful men to seduce your father-in-law and mother-in-law, you don’t have to worry about being nervous enough, and you can let the emperor enjoy the beauty for a longer period of time (ahhhh)... So, Xiner thinks, there are hundreds of ways to upgrade the plug-in There is no harm.But people are always greedy, after one level up, they want the second time, and the third time... If you can become a handsome guy forever, that would be great!Since then, Xiner has had the same dream every day.

After the emperor and Xin'er battled for one night (in fact, they didn't do anything), they felt refreshed and energetic the next day. It seems that appreciating beauty/beautiful things does have a healing effect.Although he knew that Xin'er could transform, he didn't know that this transformation skill could be upgraded, so when he saw Xin'er changing back to the original after 10 minutes last night, the emperor was full of joy and wondered when he would be able to truly transform. take full possession of it.

The next day, the emperor went to the morning court in high spirits.After finishing the manuscript of "The Secret History of Sima Qian", Xin'er was going to report to the Shangshufang. Just when she was about to go out, she received an imperial decree, the content of which was roughly as follows:

In accordance with the fate of heaven, the emperor said: Lu promised to enter the palace for more than two months. During this period, he performed conscientiously, abided by women's morals, had a good relationship with the concubines in the harem, was willing to help others, was diligent in learning, and was born beautiful and endowed. Therefore, from today, I officially promoted Lu Xuying from promise to permanent presence, and hereby issue this certificate as an encouragement, hereby!

Xin'er didn't feel very happy after receiving the imperial decree. This kind of harem status is just a vain name. In this world, you only need to make more complaints in the group, and you can become the emperor in minutes.This promotion is not only of no benefit, it may also attract the jealousy of other concubines, and then kill them, as the saying goes, the higher you stand, the harder you fall.Xin'er at this moment, not only did not feel joy, but also gave birth to a touch of sadness: Hey, it seems that there will be another bloody storm in the harem...

After Lan'er heard about Xin'er's promotion, she was overjoyed and said to Xin'er overjoyed: "Congratulations, Madam, congratulations, Madam, after being promoted to resident, your monthly salary has doubled!"

Xin'er was overjoyed after hearing the words, she didn't expect to get a salary increase after being promoted!And it doubled!Then Concubine Li Gui's salary must be several times. For the several times of salary, it seems that she has to work hard to climb up... Xiner's inexplicable motivation came from nowhere.

"Your Majesty's salary has risen, and Lan'er's salary can also be increased accordingly. This is really a great joy. Congratulations to Your Majesty, Congratulations to Your Majesty!" Lan'er still smiled happily.

It turns out that the salary calculation method in this palace is like this: the salary of each harem master is linked to the eunuchs under them, and the master's salary is ten times that of the servant's salary. Naturally, Lan'er's salary has also increased a lot, which is probably the case with the so-called "following a good master and having meat to eat".

Soon, news of Xin'er's promotion spread in the palace. Of course, all of this was due to Xin'er, who advertised her salary everywhere in the palace...

The palace has always been free, and the maids and eunuchs have plenty of time, so everyone talked about the secret behind Lu Changzai's promise to be promoted.

"This Lu promised to be promoted to permanent residence only two months after entering the palace. He can be regarded as No. 1 in the Dayan Dynasty! Could it be that the emperor likes post-modernism these days, and Lu promises to be so abstract that he can be fancy by the emperor? See Here comes my chance to fly on a branch and become a phoenix, hahaha..." A flower-like court lady said excitedly.

"I've seen a single stupid one, but I've never seen such a stupid one. Do you really think that the emperor promoted Lu Changzai because of his looks? Is the emperor blind or blind? Let me see, this Lu Changzai Chang Zai must have some ulterior secret, otherwise how could he fascinate the emperor?" A palace lady who looked exactly like Reddy Gaga said in a strange tone.

"Hey, I see, you guys are jealous. Lu Changzai has grown up to be able to enter the palace and be promoted in such a short period of time. That's his ability. If not, it's the emperor's little braid that was killed. Lu Changzai caught her! Then, under coercion and temptation, the emperor had to compromise and promoted her." A eunuch-like father-in-law said with a wicked smile.

"Could it be that the emperor was discovered to be frigid..."

"Could it be that the emperor was caught agitating outside..."

A group of boys and girls had a heated discussion after a leisurely lunch, and people couldn't help but sigh: How big are your brains!

Soon, the news of Xin'er's promotion reached the ears of nobleman Xiao. One must know that the power of palace maids and eunuchs is terrifying. If this rumor has been spread ten times and hundreds of times, can it not be heard by nobleman Xiao?

After Xiao Guiren heard the news, he was quite depressed!Thinking back when I entered the palace, it took me a full year to be promoted from promise to permanent presence, and another year to be promoted from permanent presence to noble person. Who can understand the hardships and grievances along the way?

This Lu promised to come here for only two months, and he was promoted to permanent residence, and he might be on an equal footing with him in another two months.When he agreed to this, he had secretly suffered a lot of grievances. If he was promoted to a noble person in the future, wouldn't it mean that he would have no place to stand?How could Mr. Xiao endure this kind of thing!

So, he thought of taking this opportunity to get closer to Xin'er again, and when he found a flaw someday, he would take Xin'er down in one fell swoop!

After asking the maid An'er to prepare the congratulatory gifts, nobleman Xiao went to Lanxin Palace.Since the last oolong incident, it has been a long time since I have set foot in Lanxin Palace, and I feel a little nostalgic when I think about it.

"Sister, my good sister, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are even more beautiful!" Xiao Guiren just entered Lanxin Palace and saw Xiner buried in the paperwork in the room, so he walked to Xiner with a bright smile and held her little hand Said hypocritically.

As soon as Xin'er heard the fake voice, she knew that Xiao Guiren had brought a bouquet of flowers stolen from the imperial garden again... Sure enough, Xiao Guiren was indeed holding a bunch of chrysanthemums. The dew hasn't dried yet...

"Huh? Isn't this my sister? How dare you come to Lanxin Palace again? So that Xin'er can be flattered." Xin'er had seen the power of Xiao Guiren, and she responded in a false tone with a smile on her face.

"Oh, sister, are you still angry with my sister? It is true that my sister did something wrong last time. Today, my sister came to apologize to you. And I heard that you have been promoted to Chang Zai, so I want to tell you by the way Congratulations!" Shui Ling's eyes rolled slightly, and Xiao Gui said slowly without changing his face and heartbeat, good guy, I dare you to be a graduate of drama, you are so good at acting!

Xiner suffered a loss once, of course she has learned a lesson, now Xiao Guiren is so active in courting, either rape or steal (how can I do it), I am afraid it is a weasel giving a New Year greeting to a chicken (is it really good to say that I am a chicken), Don't worry!

Although Xin'er did not come from a film school, she has watched so many Qiong Yao dramas and The Legend of Zhen Huan, so she hasn't learned something!Besides, it's not for nothing. It's not like I haven't seen the scene where the female supporting roles are crying and begging for forgiveness, and they can handle it casually.

Or ask Baodian...

"Treasure book, this Xiao nobleman is in such a war, what should I do?" Xin'er turned her back to Xiao nobleman, took out the "Hundred Flowers Collection of Women's Struggle" and asked softly.

"System prompt: The eighth move of Gongdou Survival: Take a quick look at the flowers. Move description: First accept the other party's apology temporarily, and then observe her performance carefully. In short, be careful in everything! Function: In the harem, one more friend is better than one more Enemies. Side effects: only eternal interests, no eternal friends, being betrayed again every minute, so be mentally prepared.”

After accepting the opinions given by the Electronic Collection, Xin'er immediately changed her face, smiling like a flower, and said affectionately to Xiao Guiren: "Oh, sister, which family are you talking about. Ten years of cultivation is the same. Chuandu, who has cultivated the harem drama for a hundred years, how can people not cherish this kind of fate... So, sister, don't feel guilty about what happened last time, Xin'er doesn't blame you!"

"Oh! My good sister..." After hearing Xin'er's words, Xiao Guiren was overjoyed. It seemed that the trick had succeeded, and then he hugged Xin'er into his arms and said with tears of emotion.

At this moment, Xiao Guiren's inner monologue: ahaha... Jiang is still old and spicy, my old lady has been in the harem for three years, and she steals more flowers than you eat!Just relying on the play of my old lady, I can make you docile and believe it is true, hum!If you want to fight with my old lady, you are too ugly!If you find an opportunity in the future, I will definitely throw you into limbo!

Then Xiao Guiren gently pushed Xiner away, and then handed the flowers in front of Xiner and said, "Sister, this is a gift carefully prepared by sister, do you like it?"

Hehe, if the aunt who takes care of the imperial garden sees your actions...

"By the way, sister, the emperor has come to Lanxin Palace recently..."

Ever since, Xiao Guiren, who thought that he and Xin'er had resumed their sisterhood, began to chatter again and asked about the matter between Xin'er and the emperor without any ambiguity.

Sometimes once the relationship is shattered, even if it is repaired, it will not be the same as before. After all, the sticky mark left behind is indelible...

Since then, Xin'er has gone back to the days of being chased by Xiao Guiren every day to ask the emperor's situation, how happy it is!