[Comprehensive] Let me give birth, that's it!

This is on a certain day.

"Master Ghost Lantern, look at me! Look at me! Is it beautiful?" Eggplant found a white top from nowhere and put it on his head.

"Oh! This is the Bai Wugou of the world, right? It's really pure and flawless." Ghost Lantern stared at the cloth on his head in amazement and studied.

"That's right! It's just that this idiot doesn't deserve it at all!" Tang Gua kicked Eggplant's waist and snatched Bai Wugou away: "Sure enough, Sister Axiang has to wear this thing, so it can be called glamorous and incomparable! "

"Really? But doesn't it mean that only brides can wear this thing?" Eggplant scratched his head and expressed his doubts blankly.

"Bride... Sister Axiang is my bride..."

"No, I didn't say that."

"No. Not necessarily. This thing." Ghost Lantern picked up the Bai Wugou handed over and said, "It didn't have such a good meaning in the first place. According to Japanese folklore, "women go crazy because of jealousy, and grow horns on their heads to become ghosts." The thing is a hat to cover a woman's long hair. But even so, the person who wears it will become pure white, flawless and beautiful on that day. It's like magic!"

"Master Ghost Lantern, you are so knowledgeable and talented!" Tang Gua worshiped so much that his eyes turned into star-shaped.

"Is that so?" Eggplant looked at them dumbfounded, but it doesn't matter what the final result might be.

"I'm just talking about the appearance. Just like this Bai Wugou, he is always being bullied by others just because he looks good in his clothes." Ghost Lantern has always been a man who focuses on breaking other people's dreams.Tell them what is the ugliness under the reality, that is the sincerity, he has been working hard to teach them to recognize that this is hell.

The night before, by coincidence, Nairen had a dream.

"If one day you put on a pure white wedding dress and white Wugou, I would like to come to marry you."

"Ah! Ahh!!! AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthThis is really more desperate than Godzilla invading the earth.

Momotaro, who was awakened by the noise, rubbed his sleepy eyes and asked, "Master Bai Ze, what's wrong with you?"

"It's just a nightmare, don't worry about me, go to sleep." Nairen was still in a state of turmoil and trance, which probably really scared him. Nairen, who has always been proud of being a straight man, insisted on being straight rather than crooked, And the pronoun gay is what he hates most when others use it on him.It's a pity that I didn't see the man's face, otherwise I would have to kill him first.As the saying goes, it is necessary to nip all dangers in the cradle.

"Nightmare? What nightmare? Is it scary, Mr. Bai Ze?"

"It's none of your business." Naito also realized that his tone was too bad when the words came out, and smiled at him: "Momotaro, you are too lenient. This is my *, so don't make wild guesses."

"The more you say this, the more people's curiosity will be aroused? Or is it actually not a bill?" Momotaro rolled his eyes, wanting to advise him not to go to such a bad position if he can't pay the bill What a waste!

We can't always be taken advantage of, can we?

Naito was scrutinized by Momotaro's face of disapproval, he didn't know what Momotaro was thinking, if he knew, he would be yelling for injustice, he just hit me and obviously he didn't have any more feasting, okay?It's too much to kill a boat with this shot!

"You're guessing like Feng, it's not what you think, go to sleep, I'm going to continue to rest." Nairen said, turning sideways to cover the quilt.

"..." You can do this too?Regardless of waking up people, but also go to sleep on their own.What do you do to make the person whose sleep is completely disturbed by you?Momotaro stood stupidly in front of Naito's room with the cold wind blowing.

"Remember to close the door for me." Nairen urged.

"……boom"

These are actually two things that have very little overlap, but coincidentally the common topic between them is 'Bai Wugou'.So, when the ghost lamp has almost forgotten that there is still this.Chennai was hit by seedlings.

In fact, there is a small prelude to this incident, that is, Momotaro uncharacteristically picked up a Shiro Wugou that day.

And it just so happened that Momotaro put it on the table after he came back, and when Naito woke up and looked for breakfast, he saw it naturally.

And what happened next, you all know that he had a dream that night... Is this also a predestined destiny?However, fortunately, Nairen doesn't know about this yet, otherwise he might be stingy and vengeful, and he might have to draw a mark on the head of the ghost lamp.

But isn't that what so-called enemies are like?

When I woke up the next morning, I was plagued by nightmares and didn't fall asleep all night. I was in a very bad state of mind. I opened the door of the room with a black face. I thought I would see Momotaro, but there was no one when I walked around the table. There was no breakfast prepared earlier than before.This has to be said that people are unlucky enough to get stuffed between their teeth even when they drink cold water.Even though I said this, there was still a note pressed on the table, to the effect: Lord Bai Ze, something happened to me temporarily, I didn't have time to prepare breakfast for you, I'm very sorry, etc...

Seeing the nonsense apology, Nairen pinched the ball angrily and threw the paper out. 'It's too unrealistic. What I hate the most is when others apologize to me! '

'Perhaps something is wrong with him? 'Haiyan's mouth was full of inquiry.

Regardless of his temptation, Nai Ren said with a naughty mouth: "That should also put me first. How can I say that I am his current parents. Shouldn't he put his parents first?" '

'How did you say that? Haiyan was sweating for him, this man can't be toothless (shameful) to this point.

'That's what. Nai Ren didn't care very much.In fact, for people of his level, he himself said that these things are all bearish--

'Don't!I didn't praise you! ! '

'What if I take it as a compliment? Nairen found out that to deal with Haiyan's broken mouth, as long as you are shameless, everything will be settled.

…If you can behave like you, you win. 'But you hate apologizing to others the most, why do I see you always apologizing to others? 'If I remember correctly, he, Ukitake and Aizen verbally apologized no less than several times.Although it is only verbal, but often that end seems to be very diligent?

Seeing Haiyan's questioning face, Nairen smiled embarrassingly: "Didn't I tell you that I just hate other people's apologies instead of apologizing to others myself?" '

'What kind of shit theory is this you're rambling about? '

'you are stupid!It means that my favorite thing to do is to apologize to people, because this kind of verbal sorry is not harmful at all.Even if I made a huge mistake, isn't it cheap to just say I'm sorry?So sorry, sorry these three words are my favorite, no, it is my most sincere apology to others! '

Is there a more scumbag character than this?Haiyan was terrified when she heard this, it seems that this is no longer shameless and can be summed up in one sentence! :'Are you only allowing state officials to set fires, but not the common people to light lamps? '

'In this world, the big one is in charge, isn't he?So what's wrong with me? "Nai Ren's smacking appearance that you have the ability to bite me makes Haiyan's teeth itch with hatred.Do you want to smoke it up?

'It's a failure to be a man like you! Haiyan taught him solemnly.It is possible that turning back is An An's intention to give him a hand.

It's just that a certain person seems to have long been like the Fa Hai who didn't listen to persuasion, who was influenced by the world of mortals: "Don't you just want to be happy, since I am happy, why not?" '

... Well, you once again refreshed my understanding of your lower limit.Can we be a little more shameless?Chennai!Haiyan is angry! !

Looking at the furious Haiyan, Nairen clenched his fist secretly, goodjod, I won!Can it be said...has he long been displeased with Haiyan's sleazy face?

Nairen thought that this vengeful man would probably stop talking to him for a while, right?What does this mean... It means that for a long time, his ears can be quiet.That's great isn't it!It's really annoying to talk about it!It turned out that Haiyan had already been rejected by Nai before he knew it, what a pity.

Being hated by people with such virtue as Nairen undoubtedly has a feeling of eating flies. It is a dilemma and disgusting that you can't spit it out or swallow it.His bad personality has to make people want to complain a few words, why do you still despise others when you are like this?

This corresponds to an old saying: the wicked have their own grind.

There is a fairly far distance between Ghost Lamp's side and Nai Ren's side where they work, so they are fine and don't suspect anything, and they barely live in peace.Less disasters will affect the fish in the pond, and the disaster will affect other people.But the situation mentioned here is only when they are not together, and if they run into each other occasionally, it will naturally evolve into a mountain that cannot accommodate two tigers.Of course, if you want to have a turnaround, don't expect red rain from the sky, it's the sincerity of a male and a female.

Nairen has been in a bad mood recently. He planned to let it go without getting serious with that dream, but was the nightmare copied and pasted by others?I kept repeating and repeating, and Nima's words got stuck in the end, and they were still accurate. They just stopped at: "If one day you wear a pure white wedding dress and white Wugou, I would like to marry you." You are paralyzed, who I want you to marry me!Who knows you!People who didn't know Nima thought he was really a pervert.

Every time I was startled into a cold sweat, Nairen felt that going on like this would be crazy, right?Right? ?Right? ? ?

By chance, on the second day, he saw that white Wugou again at the same place.Nairen pinched it up and observed it for a long time, does it look familiar?This kind of thing, when Nairen sees it now, he wants to throw it out and step on it. Only when he picks it up, he stomps on it and throws it out is the only way to relieve his hatred!

But wait, I seem to have a little impression of this thing before.Nairen squinted until he dug out a certain memory from the corner.really!Naito's eyes are burning, Momotaro!It must be him!Nairen secretly scolded that bastard!He was in a hurry with a face looking for someone to settle accounts.

Momotaro was taken aback by Naito, and took a step back: "What's wrong with you, Shirasawa-sama?" What a scary face!

"What do you think?" Nai Ren threw Bai Wugou in his face, as if to say what a good thing you did!

Momotaro was a little confused holding Bai Wugou: "This? It seems that Xiaobai picked up this thing?"

Nairen was full of doubts: "Why are Xiaobai's things in your hands?"

"Oh, it seems that it picked up the eggplant that fell, and it hasn't been returned?" Probably... Momotaro recalled.

Nairen is a simple-minded man who is not suitable for reasoning, and this detour has already made him dizzy. "So did I ask this? What I asked was why it came to you and appeared before my eyes!"

Naito stared at Momotaro angrily, and was about to ask for an explanation for his sleepless nights!Momotaro looked at Naito anxiously: "Master Bai Ze, please don't make trouble for no reason? Isn't this just an ordinary hat?" There was something wrong with me putting it on the table, too?

Nairen stared at him: "You're still playing sloppy! When I didn't know this thing, I thought it was a worthless rotten hat. Now I think this thing must be cursed by someone!" Otherwise, how could he continue to have such ghost dreams in a daze!That's ridiculous!Nairen snorted twice in his heart.

"...Master Bai Ze, you haven't woken up yet? Or is it my fault that I shouldn't pick up things casually?" This kind of persecution paranoia is too scary.

"Don't add what you did to the fact that I shouldn't. It doesn't make any sense at all, and it's not what you should do to shirk responsibility. Now you just need to tell me honestly that it's a ghost lamp, right?"

"what?"

"It must be that dirty and despicable man, right!"

"what?!"

"Don't deny it either! Just admit honestly that you were completely used by that guy! If I'm in a good mood, maybe I will mercifully forgive you!" Nairen said, "Don't just admit your mistake and just recruit!"She looked at him with a frown on her face.

So, what kind of realm must this person talk to himself?

"Master Bai Ze, what are you talking about? I don't quite understand? What's the matter with turning off the ghost lamp?" Why does Master Bai Ze like to pull out the ghost lamp whenever something goes wrong?It's really weird isn't it?

Nairen couldn't tell the content of the dream, so he said sullenly: "Aren't you going to say it? Good job! Even so, I still believe that the man who did the trick to me is that man!" Who let the eggplant belong to that man? As for the subordinates, don't people say that they follow the clues, but in fact, reasoning and so on are not difficult for me at all!Nairen thought, but when he thinks of that man again, his heart is still very disturbed!He couldn't help but had a brain twitch, and compared the proportions of Ghost Lantern's body with that of the black shadow, and found that there seemed to be almost the same difference?In an instant, Nai Ren's entire face turned green as if he had eaten bitter melon!

The author has something to say: such a beautiful thing as Bai Wugou was written like this by me, hahaha~~

But if Ghost Lantern knew that he was disgusted by him, this shaking s would probably be very happy!This is really good! !