[Comprehensive] Let me give birth, that's it!

Those who are familiar with Bai Ze know that this guy is just a drunken person, and he is the kind of person that is beyond cure.And Nairen felt that the only advantage of this kind of man was that he was a benevolent beast, and he was superior to others from birth. It can be said that he was born with a golden key.

Generally, the life of this kind of person is smooth and smooth, and it is called a comfortable life.

Bai Ze was like this 1000 years ago, and he lived in the shape of a beast in the sky, and the fairies in the sky loved him very much. At that time, he was just a bee in a sugar bowl.Nairen gave him a metaphor, saying that he is like the only worker bee in a large field of flowers, so as long as he is a male, he is not impotent and he is not Liu Xiahui, then what could be more pleasant than this? ?I rub, really envy this guy!Why not travel through this guy's childhood?It's too much... Even if you die like this, you will be tired of it, right? It should be said that being a ghost is also romantic.Can't complain about such a life, the original body will mourn even the Nai people will take care of them.While flipping through the memory of the original owner, Nairen slandered unceremoniously.After reading Bai Ze's entire life history, Nai Ren felt that he was undoubtedly a lucky scumbag.There is nothing else to say.

But this lucky scum met a ghost lamp who was out on the job 1000 years ago, and Bai Ze has been a lucky E since then.Do you think this is the opposite of the extreme or the fall of one thing?Anyway, many bad words can be attached to him. In short, as long as he touches the ghost lamp and shakes his luck value, Bai Ze's luck will be atrophied.

And it is also true for the ghost lamp, if Bai Ze is not good, I will be sunny.

'How can I really say this? When Nairen finished reading this stinky, long and meaningless memory like the old man's foot wrap, he was in a bad mood.Why am I so stupid to study their historical ideas, this frame of view below is a history of blood and tears, and the only one who has been cheated is the original owner.

'He deserves to be called Bai Ze, but he is really strong!This ability to fight is not general!I am so impressed! 'This is the heartfelt emotion from Mou Yan, who watched the 'documentary' with him.

'I think so.It is no longer a kind of obsession to develop here. 'For example, they pinch each other when they meet each other?

'So after all, it's just a habit that the ghost lamp hit you? '

'... At this time, you should properly express your concern.Whether I accept it or not, I feel very innocent at this time.Like a butterfly caught in the eye of a typhoon Don't you think?If it is a person with a little human touch! '

... Even if you say that, I don't want to admit it against my conscience.And don't come up with such a terrible metaphor, okay? Orz is regarded as the same kind by you, and the butterfly will probably cry.Haiyan stared at Nairen with a piercing spirit, her eyes were so embarrassing as if she was looking at a deep well of ice.

Taoyuan Township has been raining for several days in a row, the sun rarely showed its face that day, Momotaro was dressed as a cook outside and patted the wet quilt, because it has been raining for the past few days, Master Bai Ze is nestled in the bed without moving. On the bed, except for eating and urinating, he didn't see him get out of bed.

"Why are you here?"

Xiaobai looked embarrassed: "Actually, the last time the biscuit lady said peaches were delicious and asked me to ask for some more. You also know that she is the boss's woman, and I can't refuse her at all. If you think that if you refuse rashly, you will definitely be put on little shoes." of!"

"Will it be so serious? Xiaobai, are you worrying a little too much? And you want a peach, why did the two of them come together? Isn't this battle too exciting?" But since they all Here comes Momotaro, who looks around as if facing an enemy.

"Momotaro, what are you looking for?"

"No, since you're all here...then it won't be, Mr. Ghost Lantern is here too?" Momotaro asked hesitantly, thinking of taking chances.

But this time, his wish came true: "Master Ghost Lantern said he had something to do, so he didn't come with us today."

Immediately he breathed a sigh of relief: "That's great!" No, I definitely didn't mean not to welcome him, but Mr. Ghost Lantern had better not meet Mr. Bai Ze, it's rare that he is willing to settle down for a few days.

They looked at Momotaro sadly: "Momotaro, do you still hate Lord Ghost Lantern? He is a very good person!"

Momotaro was stunned, and waved his hands again and again: "It's not like that... It's just, it's just that I think it's better for Mr. Ghost Lamp not to meet Mr. Bai Ze."

After listening to his explanation, the audience also expressed their agreement: "Yes."

"I think so too."

"It's not bad to say that. They pinch each other every time they meet. Why do they still have the illusion that their relationship is not so bad even though they seem to be at odds? It's so strange!" Xiaobai suddenly thought Simply express your thoughts and share them with your friends.

"...It seems to be true when you say that."

"But it's better not to let the two parties hear such words. It will feel miserable."

"I've heard it." Naito deliberately stood behind Momotaro and patted him on the shoulder.

My wish made Momotaro startled: "Master Bai Ze, have you woken up?"

"That's right! Because the sky is already sunny!" Bai Ze's physique is not used to rainy days, and when it rains, he feels limp and boring.No, it's rare that when the sun comes out, of course he has to get up, and Nai himself is not a master who can sit idle.

"Then you heard everything?"

"Don't worry, I won't be angry. I'm no better than that stingy man. I'm very magnanimous. Xiaobai took this peach you wanted." Nairen chose the peach and put it in Xiaobai's mouth to hold it.

"Thank you, Mr. Bai Ze." Xiaobai happily expressed its gratitude, but what it didn't notice was the panic on Momotaro's face. When he was about to say something, Naito signaled him to cross him Same, indicating to him that the secret must not be revealed!

"you are welcome."

Sure enough, I still hold vengeance...

"Master Bai Ze, the peach you gave Xiaobai..." Momotaro said intermittently, the more he said, the more he felt that Xiaobai, I am sorry for you Orz

"It's not too bad. For women, diarrhea is to clean up the stool, which is also a good thing for them." Nairen talked nonsense very easily, without any anxiety or inner condemnation for doing something bad.

"But Boss Xiaobai's wife is just a bitch! Don't you feel that you are cruelty to animals by doing this?" It's too much, right? "And if you do this, Xiaobai, he will die a miserable death, right?" Like being bitten to death by his wife's husband's ferocious fighting dog?Momotaro doesn’t dare to think about it anymore, Xiaobai, I’m sorry for you Orz

"It will die miserably? I feel relieved when I hear you say this."

"What are you talking about, Shirasawa-sama?" Momotaro stared, this is really evil!

"No, I'm just saying that it's really hard to die in hell! So don't worry about it."

Looking at Naito's face without any remorse, Momotaro really felt that he should be beaten by Lord Ghost Lamp!This means that the wicked must be tortured by the wicked.

And a few days after that...

As Momotaro expected, Xiaobai lived in dire straits for a period of time.And when it served its sentence, it was several days later that the wife accused by the boss finally decided to forgive it.As soon as Xiaobai was liberated, he went to the ghost lamp to criticize (complain?)

Although the ghost lamp man is a ghost animal, he still has a soft side in his heart. For example, he likes animals very much, and it is his rule not to attack animals.There is no doubt that Xiao Bai has found the right man for this kind of man who can be promoted to the Animal Protection Association.

Ever since.That's it... Before Nai Ren had any preparations, this friend was invited to the door again for this reason.In this world, no one is afraid of ghosts, even ghost lamps, but the shadow in their hearts is not easy to break.

"Why are you here? You are not welcome here to go away, do you want to ask me to spread salt?" Nai said to him in unanimous tone and attitude.

Gui Deng pinched his nose and said, "If it's okay, I really don't care about this place. No matter how many times you smell this animal smell, you can't get used to it." Nairen stared at him, who is this bastard calling an animal? "It's just that you bullied it. I always have to ask for an explanation, don't I?"

Nai Ren didn't deny it: "It's hard for you to mobilize people to come here to find a place for a trivial matter. But can we not be so boring as human beings? How long has it been going on, and you don't feel ashamed to bring up the old things? .”

As Xiaobai, who was abused by his vengeful boss until today and just released after serving his sentence, he cried sadly (┬_┬) He really went too far...

"Xiaobai, don't cry, Mr. Ghost Lantern will help you!" Ming Liuli's macaw waved its wings to comfort it.

"Yes! Yes!" The monkey called Kakisuke also echoed beside him.

"Can you be quiet? It's really embarrassing to find parents who can't win." Ghost Lantern said.Do the three feel that they are being rejected?ying ying ying ~~~

"..." What is Nai Ren's sense of seeing regardless of enemy or friend?

"Come on, apologize quickly. I'm busy!" Gui Deng urged Nairen impatiently.

"I'm so busy, what are you doing here? Go eat shit." Nai Ren's mouth is the most unforgiving, so someone has predicted for him that something big will happen to his mouth sooner or later.But Haiyan didn't know that if she knew it, she would press a row of likes below without hesitation. Yes, in his impression, the Nai people have been paying for his cold and unscrupulous mouth.

What's the point of suffering so much?However, he couldn't get rid of this dead virtue.

"Fly away... Violence is bad, right?" Xiao Bai looked at the star with a somewhat complicated mood.

"It's okay, sometimes corporal punishment is necessary."

...This is treating him as your prisoner, isn't it?All waterfalls sweat.

In fact, Bai Ze's own fighting ability is not too bad, but the one who can only scratch, scratch, and kick is like a dou who can't help, even if you give him the best conditions, it is useless.Just waiting for him to read, watching eagerly, anxiously jealous, it turned out to be useless and useless.

"A gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands. If there is nothing wrong, he will give me two dull sticks, so I hate this man the most.You said that he is also cheap, I have written the disgust so clearly, why does he have to travel so far to come here?Is it really because of that dog, even if you say it's a ghost, he won't believe it? Nairen was whipped and fell to the ground, and when he got up, he muttered bad things about him.

'What a ghost.Is there a human species in this hell?And even if you say that, I just think they are just looking for an excuse to hit you. '

'Why do I feel even more annoyed when I hear you say that!And why must I? Nai stared at him.

'Maybe it depends on whether you owe pumping?But you are also thanks to your rough skin and thick flesh and toughness. '

Look, does that sound like what you said?Nai Ren looked contemptuous: "Yeah, he has been smoked for so many years, do you think he can be thick?" '

Haiyan stared, seeming to have heard some meaning behind the words: "Are you refuting that it is the original body who owes the draw?" 'This man is so shameless.Does he not know his own virtue?

'Fortunately, you can still hear my digression. Nai Ren gave Haiyan a look with a face that was fortunately not stupid.

'No, you're flattering yourself too much.In my eyes, you two are really the same. 'So let's stop doing such silly things, shall we?It sounds intimidating!Fortunately, Haiyan still had a sense of propriety for the latter, even if she thought about it, she didn't say it.He knew that, after saying this, Kounai might be in a hurry with you!

That's really troublesome, isn't it?

The author has something to say: So, do you think Haiyan is getting more and more venomous?

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The 3rd update after opening v, I hope everyone can join in -3- bow, thank you all.