The girl group's character can't be collapsed

8.

Mao Yu's classmate Wu Qingya is a magical existence.

It seems that in Wu Qingya's world, there are only three things: eating, drinking and sleeping.

Mao Yu has almost never seen Wu Qingya angry, she is always good-tempered, even when facing provocations from the next class, she just smiles and raises the small table.

Until now, Wu Qingya’s desk is still missing a corner|(*′口`)

In Mao Yu's young heart, Wu Qingya can undoubtedly enter the TOP3 of "I don't want to have a dispute with her".

9.

Li Chang: "What are you going to do before eating?"

Kid Wu Qingya: "Eat dessert!"

Li Chang: "Wash your hands before eating, what do you do after eating?"

Kid Wu Qingya: "Eat dessert!"

Li Chang: "I have to clean up the tableware after eating, and what do I have to say to the uncles and aunts in the cafeteria?"

Kid Wu Qingya: "Is there any dessert?"

Li Chang: "I want to say thank you...Wu Qingya put away your beef rice bowl!"

Kid Wu Qingya: "Can I have lunch?"

Li Chang: "It's only ten o'clock in the morning!!!"

Kid Wu Qingya: "Okay, then I'll have some dessert first."

Li Chang: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

10.

Song Panxia felt that Wu Qingya's stomach was very mysterious, because she seemed to never have enough to eat, so how did she fit so many things?

"It's like a bottomless pit." Baby Panxia couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Kid Qin Mian got Li Chang's glasses from nowhere, and the square frames got stuck on his head. Qin Mian said seriously, "It's too imprecise, you should call it a black hole."

"Black hole?" Pan Xia's eyes widened.

Kid Qin Mian shook his finger "tsk tsk tsk" and said, "That's right, it absorbs everything, and the black vortex is regarded as a black hole."

Song Panxia didn't know it, and carefully pressed her five fingers on Wu Qingya's belly button, then she turned her head to look at Qin Mian.

"But my fingers weren't sucked in?"

Qin Mian: "..."

Song Panxia: "Don't black holes accept people?"

Kid Qinmian maintained a "-w-" expression, took two steps at a time, retreated nonchalantly, and retreated all the way behind Mao Yu.

"Shoot the ball!"

Maoyu Baby:? ? ?

11.

Super Star Kindergarten.

entertainment club.

Every member will go through a series of tests before joining the club, and only those who pass the rigorous assessment are eligible to become one of them.

Right now, what is before Mao Yu is the issue of life and death.

"Beautiful Snow White~"

Kid Qinmian stood on the edge of the fountain, holding two round apples in his hands, deliberately imitating the voice of the old lady.

"Did you drop the apple that I took a bite of, or the apple that I took two bites~"

Baby Mao Yu shook his head: "I didn't bring an apple today."

Qin Mian said with a smile: "Good princess~ I want to reward your honesty~"

Baby Mao Yu shook his head again: "I don't want apple cores."

Qin Mian: o(=￣ω￣=)o

Mao Yu: (￣.￣*)

Qin Mian: "Oh."

Mao Yu: "Teacher Li is staring at you."

Qin Mian: "Oh my goodness."

Mao Yu: "Teacher Li has come over."

Qin Mian slowly, slowly, slowly climbed down the fountain, and then spread out her two white and tender hands to the head teacher who was rushing towards him.

"Irritable middle-aged man, here is the apple core you dropped."

Li Chang: "..."

Li Chang inhales, exhales, inhales, exhales, inhales, exhales again.

After several settlings, a roar resounded through the sky, shocking everyone.

"I'm only 23!!!"

12.

This is not a medical miracle, but a medical unsolved mystery.

Does self-discipline make people old?

The health care teacher has a strong interest in Li Chang, which makes Li Chang unbearable, and the two play hide-and-seek in the kindergarten.

Students who didn't know the truth joined the game one after another, causing Teacher Li to be followed by a group of children no matter where he hid, and the health care teacher also had several "informants" around him.

Health care teacher: "Ms. Li, where are you, I will give you anesthesia, painless excision, don't worry."

Li Chang hid in the cabinet and shivered, not at ease!

Song Lindong leaned against the outside of the cabinet and shouted a small report: "The teacher is here!"

Wu Qingya squatted next to the cabinet, covered her eyes with her hands, and added self-deceivingly: "The teacher is here, I am not here."

Qin Mian stood in front of her little friend righteously: "I testify, Qing Ya is not here."

Li Chang: "..."

Mao Yu is at war with man and nature, it is wrong to lie, but hide-and-seek is to deceive the eyes of the captors.

The child Song Lindong led the health care teacher and pointed at them excitedly, saying, "Catch them quickly, we will win!"

As soon as he spoke, Wu Qingya hugged Mao Yu's waist with a tragic expression of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return", stretched his neck and shouted to Song Panxia: "Xia Xia, hurry up!" Run, I'll stop them."

Mao Yu:? ? ?What are you dragging me for? ? ?

13.

Every time after that, Wu Qingya would hide behind the cabinet for every hide-and-seek, and Teacher Li would always deliberately go around and pretend not to see.

After becoming the last child to be found three times in a row, Wu Qingya worriedly told her friends that the teacher's eyesight had declined again.

The children in the class decided to work together and give the teacher a pair of sunglasses (the blacked-out card) together.

Handmade, no pollution, no pollution.

On behalf of everyone, Mao Yu brought this heartfelt gift to the teacher.

She thought for a moment, then said to Li Chang, "Teacher won't be a kindergarten teacher anymore, you can become a musician."

For example, Lala Erhu, learn Erquan Yingyue.

Li Chang was surprised and moved when he heard it. It turned out that the children always fell asleep when he was reading stories, not because his books were boring but because his voice was as melodious as singing.

Mao Yu: A kind smile.

Li Chang: A gratified smile.

A beautiful misunderstanding was born ╮(╯▽╰)╭

14.

Kindergarten children like to play ball, and one of the sports is a must-play item, that is-dodge ball!

Song Panxia is short in stature and flexible in body. She almost dominates the dodgeball, and beats her other children to death.

The big kid Wu Qingya finally fell to the ground with circles in his eyes after being hit one after another.

"Qing Ya, are you alright!"

Mao Yu knelt down beside her, put her head in his arms, and waved his hand in front of her eyes.

"Do you know what it is?"

Wu Qingya dazedly grabbed Mao Yu's hand and touched it: "Two."

It's over, Mao Yu thought, she didn't compare numbers at all, Qing Ya's brain was smashed.

"Hold on! I'll take you to the health care teacher right away!"

Mao Yu stood up, grabbed Wu Qingya's arm with both hands, and then - dragged hard.

She drags, drags, drags, drags... she can't drag (>﹏<.)

"Qing Ya, you should lose weight." Mao Yu gritted her teeth.

The little girl Wu Qingya closed her eyes tightly and lay motionless on the ground.

Pulling her away less than a centimeter with all her breastfeeding strength, Mao Yu felt as if she was about to collapse, and Mao Yu who stopped walking couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Is this plan really reliable?I always feel like something is missing...

what!correct!

Mao Yu clenched her right fist and tapped her left palm, and came up with a brilliant idea.

Da da da ran to the classroom, found the small trolley where they carried their lunch, and then lifted Wu Qingya's round butt onto the trolley, perfect!

I'm such a smart kid → Mao Yu proudly touched the little red flower on the neckline.

Everything is ready, the only thing that owes the east wind is Mao Yu, but he hears——

"Hoo hoo (~o~)~zZ"

...is this a snoring sound?

"Qing Ya?" Mao Yu tentatively called out twice.

"Haha, do you want to peel the crab (ˉ﹃ˉ) for me to eat... oh, it's delicious!"

=皮= Wu Qingya has completely fallen asleep!And start daydreaming!

Mao Yu tried to push her to wake her up, but was grabbed by her arm instead.

"Wow, what a big carrot... Aww!"

15.

Teacher Li didn't expect that he would have to criticize Wu Qingya just after criticizing Song Panxia.

"You can't eat your classmates' faces, and you can't eat your classmates' arms. If you are hungry, tell the teacher."

So, little girl Wu Qingya nodded obediently.

"Teacher, I'm hungry."

Li Chang: ...

16.

Li Chang: "Kids, do you know what lime milk is?"

Mao Yu: "It's used to paint walls."

Wu Qingya: "Eat."

Song Panxia: "The tools of the crime."

17.

——Boom.

Mao Yu rattled towards the classroom: "It's thundering, it's raining."

When Qin Mian heard this, he immediately dropped the scissors and ran into the yard.

Mao Yu quickly grabbed her hand: "You ran the wrong way."

Qin Mian shook her head and said seriously: "I am a flower, I need to be watered."

Mao Yu: I was stunned.

18.

Kid Qin Mian was extraordinarily deep today, her melancholy side face was like a piece of soft glutinous rice dumpling.

"Ah~"

1 and one sigh successfully caught Mao Yu's attention.

She touched Qin Mian's forehead, wrinkled her small face, and said with concern: "Are you feeling well?"

Qin Mian's eyes were deep: "Goodbye, my friend."

Mao Yu asked naively: "Are you going to transfer school?"

Qin Mian shook her head, took Mao Yu's hand, and put it on her chest.

Baby Mao Yu tilted her head in confusion.

Qin Mian said slowly: "Can you not feel my heartbeat?"

Baby Mao Yu's eyes widened in shock when he heard the words, then he curled his mouth, and his eyes were filled with steam.

"Really," she stammered, "you, are you going to die?"

Kid Qin Mian sighed: "This world can't keep me anymore."

The terrified Mao Yu hurriedly dragged Qin Mian to find Teacher Li Chang.

"Teacher, teacher, teacher, Qin Mian is dead!"

Qin Mian: "Yes, I have stepped into hell."

Baby Rain: o(╥﹏╥)o

Qin cotton: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Teacher Li Chang said calmly: "I think she is living a very good life."

Baby Maoyu hurriedly shouted: "Mianmian, she has no heartbeat."

"Really," Teacher Li Chang said, "Move your hand to the left and try again."

Mao Yu choked with sobs and moved her hands, then——

(⊙o⊙)

(/≧▽≦)/

Qin Mian is alive!

Teacher Li Chang stared at Qin Mian coldly: "Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Qin Mian: "Aiya~(╯▽╰)"

At noon that day, the kind children got two pieces of pudding, and the mischievous children confiscated the dessert.