The girl group's character can't be collapsed

Special*Kindergarten AU

1.

Li Chang, the head teacher of the Little Sunflower class, is strict in speaking and doing things, and has been rated as the most unpopular kindergarten teacher all year round.

Mao Yu was very satisfied, thinking that this was a reliable performance.

Teacher Li said in a tone that did not speak to a five-year-old child: "Student Mao Yu, please follow me."

Mao Yu was carrying her sister's old schoolbag on her back, tightly clenched the red backpack strap with her small hands, and with a sullen face, she followed behind the head teacher step by step.

Before entering the classroom door, she heard the noise coming from the door.

"Qingya, let's fight it out!"

"Wait, I'll finish the apple first."

"..."

Kid Mao Yu silently took a step back.

At this time, a vein popped out of Teacher Li's forehead, and he slammed the door and rushed into the classroom, followed by an adult roar that suppressed the noise of all the children.

"You are not allowed to shoot the ball in the classroom!"

Five seconds later.

Mao Yu saw Teacher Li holding two little beans in each hand.

Song Panxia kicked his feet in the air, and greeted happily: "Hi~"

Mao Yu: "..."

Is it too late to transfer now?

2.

There are two big black eyes embedded in Mao Yu's fair and delicate face. At this moment, these beautiful eyes are sparkling because of being too surprised, and they look extremely cute.

As for the reason for the surprise...

It was the familiar problem child number one in front of him.

Kid Qinmian: "Wow, you are so cute, are you Snow White?"

Kid Mao Yu: "No, I'm not."

The little girl Qin Mian held her hand affectionately, and said in a cadenced sentence: "Ah~ Is this the crystal slipper you dropped?"

Mao Yu blinked her eyes, and the playboy kid was slipped back to her seat by Teacher Li.

After clearing his throat, Li Chang continued his unfinished opening speech: "This is a transfer student who just entered the class today. Let Mao Yu introduce himself."

Mao Yu straightened her small chest: "Hi everyone, my name is Mao Yu, and I am five years old this year."

Kid Qinmian took the lead to welcome new students: "Wow, wow~"

Song Panxia: "Uuuuuuuuuuu~"

Wu Qingya: "Woooooh~"

Mao Yu: The friends in this class are really not normal ==

Teacher Li knocked on the table unbearably: "Quiet!"

Mao Yu's children were seated in the penultimate row. The child on the left was Wu Qingya, and the child on the right was Qin Mian.

Qin Mian likes her new classmate very much, so she decides to share half of the cake with Mao Yu.

It's just that as soon as she tore off the seal of the pudding, there was a strange sound from the left.

——Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

The little girl Wu Qingya was staring at the pudding in Song Panxia's hand with a salivating face.

Wu Qingya: (*⊙~⊙) stare at...

Wu Qingya twitched her thumbs, her eyes lit up: "Is it time for dessert?"

"No," Qin Mian shook the pudding, "it's the pudding my mother prepared for me."

Wu Qingya accurately captured the key words: "(*￣ω￣) pudding~delicious~"

Song Panxia and Mao Yu looked at each other.

Kid Qin Mian wondered: "I only have one pudding."

Complacently humming twice, the witty child Song Panxia raised his right hand high: "There is no way to divide it into three portions, let's divide it into four portions. I will eat with you!"

Maoyu kid: "..."

3.

- Ding dong.

It's time for the children to read the story.

Teacher Li opened her precious notebook, took a deep breath, and said loudly: "The weather is very good today, the children are jumping rubber bands at the gate of the kindergarten..."

Wu Qingya: (__)(-.-)(~O~)...(-.-)

Child Mao Yu pushed Wu Qingya who was sleeping peacefully: "It's not time for a nap yet."

"What," Wu Qingya dazedly wiped her saliva, "is it fruit time?"

Mao Yu glanced at the head teacher whose face was getting darker, and whispered: "It's time to read stories."

"Oh~~~" Wu Qingya shook her body, "Time to catch up on sleep."

Wu Qingya: (-.-)zzz

Li Chang laughed twice, pushed his glasses: "It seems that you want to listen to other books."

Kid Qinmian raised his hand: "I want to hear stories about small animals, such as little rabbits."

Child Mao Yu's heart skipped a beat, and he said in a small voice, "There's also a puppy."

"It's so boring," the rebellious child Song Panxia stood up, "Let's go to play football."

Li Chang got an arrow in his heart: Nothing, bored?

Kotomanji walked up to Teacher Li and whispered devilishly: "I have a way to make Teacher not bored."

Li Chang, an outstanding young man, immediately squatted down and asked for advice humbly. The sages said, "Threesomes must have my teacher." Teachers are regardless of age and gender.

Qin Mian: "This way, this way, that way, that way..."

Li Chang swiped and swiped to take notes, as if realizing something: "So, reading in a maid outfit can attract children's attention..."

--boom.

This is the sound of the notebook falling to the ground, and it is also the sound of Li's self-esteem being broken.

Li Chang: "..."

Teacher Xiao Xia happened to pass by: "..."

The female teacher repeatedly crushed Li's shattered self-esteem with her eyes looking at garbage.

Xiao Xia smiled: "All children, come to my classroom, I have brought a new picture book."

"Good duck~" Little friend Pan Xia took the lead in charging.

Wu Qingya, who was woken again by Mao Yu, babbled: "Will you eat roast duck today?"

Li Chang: "I..."

Xiao Xia: "Tsk."

Li Chang: "..."

Qin Mian covered her mouth and snickered: Puff.

4.

In the class, the kindergarten teacher taught the children to take good care of the books and prohibit scribbling, tearing and damage.

After class, Baby Qin Mian pouted and said to Baby Mao Yu seriously: "I'm in a bad mood today, I don't want to be a good baby anymore, I want to be bad!"

Baby Mao Yu thought for a while, jumped off the small bench, and went to the corner to search for her small schoolbag.

When Baby Maoyu ran back to his seat with crayons and scissors in his arms, he saw Baby Qinmian with a chubby face, opened the drawing book seriously, and carefully folded a small corner, just like a little finger Small.

Maoyu Baby:? ? ?

Baby Qinmian let out a long breath after doing bad things, rubbed his chubby chin, and asked Baby Maoyu, "Am I too bad?"

Baby Mao Yu silently took off the little red flower on her chest, and pinned it to Baby Qin Mian's clothes. She doesn't deserve the reward of a good boy.

Qin Mian Baobao: Huh?

5.

Song Panxia is an absolute little princess, boys and girls like to play with her.

One day, Song Panxia saw the little girl Maoyu who was squatting alone in the corner and piled up blocks. She was kind and lovely, condescending, and offered to extend her little hand of friendship.

"Let me play with you."

Unexpectedly, the little girl Mao Yu coldly pushed her away, grabbed the little girl Qin Mian, and said indifferently: "No need."

Song Panxia's little self-esteem was cracked, and she was unhappy.

Grabbing Qin Mian's right hand, Song Panxia pouted and said, "Mian Mian is my good friend!"

Qin Mian was caught in the middle, in a dilemma, and softly persuaded: "We are all good friends."

Mao Yu frowned, and smacked Qin Mian's cheek.

"We're better friends than best friends."

Song Panxia was stunned, she actually used this trick, she is so despicable!

"I want to kiss you too!" Song Panxia yelled unwillingly.

Mao Yu's face suddenly sank: "You don't allow it, and no one else allows it."

Is Song Panxia the one who is afraid of her? Of course she... yes QAQ

Mao Yu is so fierce, so scary, woo woo.

The clever kid Song Panxia knew that he couldn't beat Mao Yu, so he called for foreign aid with his short legs.

"Teacher, Mao Yu won't let me kiss you!" She wants to make a small report!

The teacher said dumbfoundingly: "You can't kiss other children casually..."

Before the words finished, the aggrieved Song Panxia burst into tears: "You all bully me!"

Good friend Wu Yaman heard the crying, came over patting the ball, and asked stupidly: "Xia Xia, you drank too much milk, does your stomach hurt?"

Song Panxia cried for a while, and then wailed even harder, crying heartbroken and heartbroken.

Her elder brother Song Lindong who was in the top class rushed over after hearing the news, and smiled at the crying sister for 5 minutes.

6.

Song Lindong, the small leader of the Sunflower class, and Meng Han, the monitor of the Lotus class, fought each other.

The little girl Song Panxia didn't allow her brother to bully the handsome brother next door, so she quietly stole her brother's lunch box, and put it on Meng Han's desk during the activity class of the big class.

Song Panxia, ​​who is hiding behind the pillar, is giggling foolishly. The handsome brother must be very happy to see the lunch box. She has pasted five Peppa Pigs on it!All the stickers that her mother rewarded her are used.

Within 2 minutes, the sweaty Meng Han returned to the classroom with his left and right arms.

Song Panxia crawled to the corner with her butt arched, she wasn't eavesdropping, she, she, she was just checking if the lunch box was put in the wrong place!

Meng Han's right-hand man said: "The hateful Song Lindong is called a teacher, despicable!"

The child Song Panxia completely forgot that he also likes to make small reports, and echoed in his heart, despicable brother.

Meng Han's right arm said: "It's strange that that little carrot didn't come to peek at you today."

Meng Han hummed: "Song Lindong couldn't beat me by himself, so I asked my younger sister to be my eyeliner, villain."

Song Panxia thought in his heart, I am not eyeliner, what do you mean by eyeliner?

At this time, the left arm finally saw the things on the table and exclaimed: "It's so ugly, who let it go."

Meng Han glanced at it and felt disgusted.

"Throw it away, maybe it's Song Lindong's conspiracy."

He grabbed the lunch box with both hands in his right arm, held it close to his ear and shook it vigorously: "Do you want to open it and have a look?"

Meng Han sneered: "What's so good about ugly things?"

Song Panxia couldn't take it anymore, swung her short legs, rushed in like a calf, knocked away her right arm, snatched back the lunch box, and turned her head to make a face.

"You are the ugliest, slightly!"

The left arm was shocked: "Little carrot head!"

Meng Han said angrily: "I said it was Song Lindong's conspiracy!"

Song Panxia carried the lunch box and ran all the way to Song Lindong who was playing with the train, and put the box heavily on the ground.

"your lunch!"

Song Lindong was pleasantly surprised when he saw the lunch box: "I was still looking for it just now, ouch, your little piggy Peppa."

Song Panxia burst into tears with a "Wow".

Her Peppa Pig is not ugly.

Song Lindong opened the lunch box and saw the mixed vegetables and rice inside, thinking that Song Panxia was crying because of this, scratching her ears and coaxing her: "Don't cry, I didn't say no to eating."

His classmate Shao Bohou also came to coax her: "Sister, don't cry, it won't look good if you cry. Let me be your brother, okay?"

Song Lindong's eyes widened, his friend dared to pry the corner of the wall face to face!

In the end, before he could speak, Meng Han walked over aggressively with his left and right men, pointed at them and shouted: "You really belong to the same group!"

Left arm: "Despicable!"

Right arm: "Little man!"

Song Lindong gritted her teeth with anger, but her younger sister had always liked Meng Han and would not listen to his bad words. If he fought back at this time, Song Panxia would cry again.

Unexpectedly, Song Panxia stopped crying silently, wiped away tears, held his hand, and said loudly: "Brother, wash them!"

Song Lindong: "Wow!"

Shao Bohou: "Wow!"

Meng Han put her hands on her hips: "Who is afraid of whom!"

Song Panxia screamed and ran away: "Teacher, someone is bullying me!"

Meng Han:? ? ?

Is the small report in your Song family in the same line?

7.

Uyaman, who has a big appetite, has to eat an extra box of nutritious meals every day, and her size has also risen accordingly, standing out from the crowd of radish heads.

Then, the problem ensues.

When the children were playing hide-and-seek together, Wu Yaman, who was rough and nervous, forgot the fact that he was a circle older than Baby Xia Xia. Song Panxia squeezed into the drawing cabinet, and she also squeezed into the drawing cabinet.

As a result, Song Panxia was caught by Qin Mian and reluctantly crawled out. She was caught by Qin Mian and willingly... crawled... crawled... and couldn't get out.

Uyaman: ... (⊙_⊙;) ...

Uyaman: ━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━

Uyaman: o(╥﹏╥)o

She, she, she is stuck in the cabinet and can't get out! ! !

Song Panxia was in a hurry: "I told you that you are getting fat, but you don't believe me! Look!"

Qin Mian was the calmest, she said, "Don't worry, I'll find someone to help."

Then, kid Wuyaman really didn't worry, and waited obediently for someone to come.

Song Panxia stretched out her hand to touch her head worriedly: "Don't be afraid."

Uyaman: "I'm not afraid."

Song Panxia: "I know you are afraid."

Uyaman was confused: "Why should I be afraid?"

Song Panxia pouted: "I said you are afraid if you are afraid!"

Kid Uyaman opened his eyes wide: "Mianmian is back!"

Song Panxia looked back in surprise, and immediately saw Mao Yu, whom she hated the most.

"Don't want her to help!" Song Panxia began to make trouble for no reason.

Qin Mian held Mao Yu's little hand, panted and said, "Yu Yu knows everything, she must have a way."

Mao Yu ignored the rambunctious Song Panxia, ​​paced around, with his hands behind his back, and calmly observed Wu Yaman's situation.

Uyaman looked at her with trusting eyes.

After pondering for a while, Mao Yu gave a suggestion.

"Leave a last word."

Qin Mian took a deep breath, covered her chest, and looked pitifully: "Is it hopeless?"

Mao Yu silently shook her head.

Wu Yaman said sadly: "I haven't eaten the chocolate biscuit today, can you feed it to me?"

Song Panxia endured the separation she shouldn't have at such a young age, sobbed loudly and burst into tears.

The crying attracted the teacher, the teacher called the principal, and the principal called the firefighters.

The great firefighter uncle, stepping on the sun, dismantled the cabinet and rescued the little boy Uyaman.

The good baby Qin Mian took the lead in applauding, Mao Yu presented a small red flower, and the kid Wu Yaman got cramps from curling up for too long.

Under Song Panxia's adoring eyes, the firefighter uncle turned on his mobile phone camera and took a picture of the wreckage of the short-legged cabinet with a smirk.

That night, the funny story of the kindergarten children playing hide-and-seek and accidentally getting stuck in the cabinet was published on the official local news website, making Uyaman the first of the four to debut.