5t5 please be a person!

Is there some disease in my brain that fell to Gojo Satoru just now?

I questioned myself sincerely, and decided to correct my mistake and return to Xia Youjie's camp.

"Don't..." Xia Youjie rejected me expressionlessly, "You no longer have any credibility with me."

"Xia You, let go of your prejudices and unite all forces that can be united is the kingly way!"

"What's the matter with this loyal minister's tone of admonishing the faint king, please speak up to me!"

"Yayoi, look! Jieta doesn't respect you at all! Come back to me! My arms are always open for you—"

"Throwing everything on my head is respecting me! You can actually say such a thing as apologizing to Xia You for me sincerely!"

"Yah-huh-yayoi, what are you talking about-I can't hear you-"

The three of us quarreled, and Jiarui Nitro steadily took a video with his mobile phone, "Well...it's useless to Gojo, it's just the dark history of Xia You and Yayoi, I have to keep such a precious thing well , I might be able to take it out at some point in the future..."

Even nitro!

Can there be a normal person around!

Gojo Satoru alone is equal to 500 ducks. Under normal circumstances, my combat power (only for quarrels) is about 0.8 Gojo Satoru. In other words, my combat power is 400 ducks.

There are a total of 900 ducks surrounded by 360-degree three-dimensional 900 degrees, chattering non-stop, and at the same time, they have to argue clearly with [-] ducks. Even Xia Youjie can't bear this torture.

Soon he raised his hands in surrender, with a heavy expression, and he pinched Yamane with trembling hands, "Anyway, Sakamoto, I forgive you, and, Wu, if you want to apologize to me, go buy a painting exhibition... no, any exhibition Anything is fine! Buy me a ticket and it will be your apology!"

It seems that the shadow is really deep, Xia You, who has thought so comprehensively, at first glance, he is the old victim of Gojo Satoru.

This looks a little pitiful...

I looked at Xia Youjie with pity, he was keenly aware of my gaze, twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and said with a half-smile, "Sakamoto, you'd better take your eyes away before I get angry. "

"Crack!" If he said the wrong thing, he might get angry again, so I simply closed my eyes and mouth, and just put my palms together to express my apology.

"You..." It's a pity that Xia Youjie's voice didn't sound very happy, "Forget it..."

This probably means acceptance?

I opened my eyes and looked at him tentatively.

Xia Youjie held his forehead, and said to himself in disbelief, "I will be serious with you, have I become an idiot too..."

Jia Ruozi said in a timely manner, "Congratulations, you finally discovered this."

Xia Youjie had no energy left to get angry, so he waved his hand feebly, "I'm tired, let's go..."

Seeing that Xia Youjie really worked hard today, Gojo Satoru and I didn't bother him anymore, and with a relieved expression on his face, we honestly opened the door and left.

Satisfied, Jiarui Zizi took his mobile phone and separated from us.

Gojo Satoru followed me back to my bedroom.

After closing the door, Gojo Satoru said to me seriously, "Yayoi, I'm going to give Jie a surprise."

Hearing this sentence, even if I was not the person involved, I couldn't help but panic.

The surprise prepared by Gojo Satoru, then the scene will 100% turn into—what the hell is a surprise!It's a fucking surprise!

but……

Take care of him!

Anyway, I'm not a party!

I immediately agreed with his idea.

……

Early the next morning, Gojo Satoru got the tickets very efficiently.

"Shocking Eyeballs——The Great Exhibition of Unknown Monster Secrets?"

"This..." After reading the title printed on the ticket, I couldn't help but fell into deep thought, "From the name on, it's full of unreliable counterfeit atmosphere, is it really all right?"

"Wujo, where did you get this? Is there such a thing in Tokyo that seems to be cheated by unscrupulous merchants?" Jiarui Glass looked at the tickets in his hand with an undisguised expression of disgust.

"Also, for us, there is no need to visit the youkai exhibition. Our daily life is dealing with things that are more like youkai than youkai."

She shook her hand, and flung the ticket back into Gojo Satoru's arms, "I still have three patients in line today, so I won't be with you."

Before leaving, Jiarui Nitzi patted my shoulder, and said earnestly, "Yayoi, remember to take more photos of Xia Youjie with a broken expression."

Me: "Ah! Of course!"

"Jie, open the door—I'm here to give you warmth—" Gojo Satoru rushed forward to knock on the door.

"I didn't expect that one day you would be able to learn to knock..." Xia Youjie's second sentence disappeared into the air with the movement of opening the door. He looked at us hesitantly, "Are you going on a date?"

"Of course not!"

After giving an answer full of vigor, I suddenly fell silent, as if something was wrong.

Obviously there was a little pink spark before, but now it seems to be a good friend who tosses others together!

No way, this bad sign must be interrupted immediately.

Oh, yes, Gojo Satoru also said that he wanted me to chase him...

hateful!

How could I forget such an important thing!

It's all Xia Youjie's fault!Tossing him with Gojo Satoru is really enjoyable...

Ah no, I mean, it was too much like the feeling of my good deskmate who was persecuting me, it gave me the illusion that I was back home.

Seeing that my expression was shaken, Xia Youjie immediately guessed the reason, and took the opportunity to say, "Wu, you haven't gone on a date with Sakamoto yet, don't worry about me, you two go on a date first!"

"This exhibition...uh...shocking eyeballs—the big exhibition of unknown monster secrets?"

He raised his voice as he read Xia Youjie's ending.But he immediately calmed down, and forced Amway to say, "This is an exhibition that is very suitable for couples to see. You two don't worry about me. I will use up the tickets before the end of the exhibition."

Wujo Wu supported Xia Youjie's secretly strong hand, pushed open the door he was firmly holding on to, and hooked his shoulder enthusiastically, "Oh, Jie, you are so out of touch! Yayoi and I are so different. I will mind! Good friends should be together!"

Xia Youjie looked at me with a hint of expectation.

I silently looked away.

I'm sorry, Xia You, in the two incompatible options of dating Wu or persecuting Xia Youjie, I still decided to follow my heart - choose the latter.

There is still a chance for dating this kind of thing in the future!

Xia Youjie's expression at this moment is extremely complicated. On the left side of the face, there is a shock of "You said you would stand by me yesterday, but you turned against me again today." On the right side, it is written "I actually believed you The nonsense of the two, am I not normal anymore?" Speechless.

"Go—go—" Gojo Satoru dragged out his voice, "I promise it will be fun!"

"It's because of your guarantee that people don't want to go even more!"

Even so, Xia Youjie still put on the jacket he used to go out because he thought he was upright.

Then, the three of us stood at the school gate and looked at each other in blank dismay.

"So... Wu, you have no idea how to get there, do you?"

Xia Youjie looked like he wanted to turn around and leave, Wujo Wu and I grabbed him quickly.

Eh?

I am a little surprised by my actions, this is...

"Well done Yayoi! As expected of my girlfriend, she has grasped the essence of communicating with Jie so quickly!" Gojo Satoru's eyes were full of approval, "That's it! Follow your true inner thoughts!"

No, no matter how you think about it, this is not a way to communicate with Xia Youjie, it is simply a way for you to persecute him!

Xia Youjie froze for a moment, ignored Gojo Wujo's words, and his expression eased a lot, "It's okay, just treat me as a friend, friends don't need to think so much."

What a gentle way to say it.

I don't think I can forget his expression when he said this in a short time, this person... can understand my current mood.

I felt this very clearly.

The repressed fear hidden under the joke, the unbearable impatience, the unresolved panic...

"Jie, how could you steal my limelight!" Wujo Wutiao pushed Xia Youjie away, and put his face in front of me and muttered dissatisfiedly, "I should be the handsome leading man at a time like this! "

As he said that, he suddenly narrowed his eyes and looked at me, "Wait... What did you mean by that expression just now? Did you fall in love with Jie!"

"How on earth did you think of this?"

Although my favorability for Xia Youjie soared just now, I only opened the blue favorability gauge for him, which represents friendship. It's completely different from Gojo Wu's side, okay?

"You didn't deny it at the first time!" Gojo Gojo seemed to be a cat who was locked out by the owner after he ran out, and grabbed the door from the outside (no), "It's all because my heart is too soft. You should not be allowed to come into contact with Jedo! All I know about him is that he has a strange interest in married women!"

"Wu, what are you talking about..." Xia Youjie wrote "has been blackened" on his face, gritted his teeth and smiled, "Don't just put your interests on others."

Gojo Satoru blinked, looking extremely innocent, "Jie, it's boring to talk nonsense like that."

Xia Youjie: "Who the hell is talking nonsense!"

Looking at this scene, I couldn't help but fell into emotion - I must be a fool for being moved just now.

I actually think that Gojo Satoru kept flirting with Xia Youjie to let me quickly integrate, and Xia Youjie cooperated with him out of the same tacit understanding. I really thought too much. Gojo Satoru is simply to find Have fun!

As for Xia Youjie...

Well……

I looked down and searched for a map on my phone.

Xia Youjie let out a cry from his soul: "Don't act like you have something to do and can't help you, Sakamoto! This is your boyfriend!"

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