5t5 please be a person!

Xia Youjie and I had a general communication, and the two quickly reached an agreement on this matter.

Nitrate reported that Gojo Satoru had come this way, so I hurriedly pulled Xia Youjie into the room, "Hurry up!"

"No, no, let's go to my place!" Xia Youjie pulled me out with his backhand, "Wu is more familiar with my room, and seeing you in my room will make me more familiar with the feeling that the situation has changed!"

Xia Youjie is simply Wujo Wu's psychology teacher!

"What you said makes sense." I turned around in a calm manner.

The first time I entered Xia Youjie's room, it was much cleaner than I imagined for male high school students, and it was even in good order.

I was about to compliment him politely, but he had already pushed me onto the bed.

"Hey! Isn't the progress a little too fast..."

"Xia Youjie froze for a second, calmed down randomly and raised his forehead, and said, "Sakamoto, don't make jokes at this time, okay? "

I also found myself out of place, "Ah, sorry—"

I got used to joking with Gojo Satoru.

I wisely swallowed the latter half of the sentence.

Xia Youjie turned on the TV, quickly called up a tragic movie, and then sat next to me.

The two of us made no intentional intimacy, nor were we very close.

After all, Gojo Satoru knows how familiar we are, and if he goes too far, he will see through at a glance.

It was almost as soon as Xia Youjie sat down and Wujo Wu arrived. With the ears of the two of us, it was easy to hear his undisguised footsteps.

Gojo Satoru knocked on my door first, and came to Xia Youjie after finding no one.

"Jie, do you know where Yayoi went..." Gojo Satoru froze on the spot while maintaining the movement of opening the door, but he immediately realized, "Did you actually run to Jie's side?"

Xia Youjie and I ignored him.

Gojo Satoru didn't realize the problem, scratched his hair, closed the door on his own, and walked in, "Well... it's just right that you are all here, I have something to say."

I frowned and raised my hand to interrupt him, "Sorry, I don't want to hear it right now."

Xia Youjie was indifferent, "My thoughts are the same as Yayoi's."

Hey, did you start calling my name all of a sudden?

It's not incomprehensible, then I have to be careful not to accidentally call him by his last name.

"The progress of the two of you is so fast, can you call each other by name now..." Gojo Satoru obviously wouldn't miss this point, he seemed a little dissatisfied with his friend deepening their relationship behind his back, but he still tried his best to endure it, "Glass said I went a little too far today..."

Xia Youjie: "Oh."

Me: "Oh."

Gojo Satoru glanced at me, "So let me apologize to you."

Xia Youjie couldn't collapse instantly, "Did you miss something?"

Gojo Satoru was puzzled, "What did you miss?"

"What's missing?" Xia Youjie pointed to himself, "There's such a big person here, haven't you seen it!"

"I see, so didn't I greet you just now?" Gojo Satoru asked with a question mark on his face.

"Apologize, don't you feel the need to apologize to me? No matter how bad it is, I deserve a thank you!"

"I didn't do anything to you that needs to be sorry, but thank you for what happened today, Jie."

Miserable, too miserable, Xia Youjie, this thank you is better than nothing!

Xia Youjie seemed to be so angry that he vomited blood, and I didn't care about our plan, so I hurriedly stopped Gojo Wu, "That's the end of the matter of apologizing or thanking you. You first say that you want to apologize to me."

Xia Youjie and I's plan seems to be over.

Xia Youjie couldn't face Gojo Satoru calmly at all... He looked like he was about to be pissed off by him at any moment, and he was very angry.

Forget it... I silently conveyed a message to Xia Youjie with my eyes.

Xia Youjie shook his head firmly.

But now, even if the situation goes according to plan, it won't affect him too much, I shot him with my eyes.

Xia Youjie seemed to realize this too, his pupils trembled.

But I can't swallow this breath without letting Gojo Satoru be taught a lesson!

Xia Youjie probably expressed this with his eyes.

That's right, it's normal for Xia You to be dissatisfied with Gojo Satoru today.What's more, Gojo Satoru made him die once or twice...

The resentment accumulated in Xia You's heart should be quite deep.

In addition, there is another problem, which is not to worry about scarcity but to worry about inequality.

It’s okay for everyone to be persecuted by Wujo Wu, but Wujo Wu actually left the seriously injured (Xia Youjie) alone and ran to care for the one who scratched his palm (me), so how can the other victims feel better?

Ah... why does it still feel a little sweet when you think about it?

This kind of blatant preference is really fascinating.

I couldn't help but want to curl the corners of my mouth, so I could only use all my strength to restrain myself from smiling. I couldn't laugh, at least at this moment!

If I really laughed, I would be too sorry for Xia Youjie!It's almost as good as dancing next to his corpse!

I said with a heavy expression, "I'm very sad."

Wujo Wu was really attracted by my attention. He waved to Xia Youjie, turned around and sat next to me, raised his hand and was about to hug me when he realized that Xia Youjie had no intention of moving at all, "Why don't you go away?" ?”

Xia Youjie: "..."

A vein popped out on Xia Youjie's forehead, "This is my room! If you want to go, you should go!"

"You can go to my room for a while, I don't mind."

"But I don't mind!"

"I didn't expect you to be the type that others can't enter the room when you're not around, Jay, you feel a little insecure."

"That's not the reason at all, you bastard!"

"Jay, are you becoming angry from embarrassment?"

"Get out of here!"

No, it's really miserable. If this goes on, I can't help it anymore. I turned my head away from them and pressed down the corners of my mouth desperately.

"Humph--"

The hard work paid off, I didn't laugh, but a sudden pig cry succeeded in stopping their gradual turn to meaningless quarrel.

Xia Youjie: "?"

Gojo Satoru: "?"

Gojo Satoru looked at me in surprise, and rolled over on the bed with a smile, "Hahaha, just now you were... just meowing like a pig, hahaha!"

Xia Youjie and I stared wide-eyed, covered our mouths and laughed, "Pfft!"

After laughing, he gradually came back to his senses, his face darkened immediately, "Both of you give me - go!"

"Wait—Xia You listen to me, it's not what you think!"

"Jie, why are you suddenly angry, open the door—"

Gojo Wu and I became a pair of troubled brothers, lying on the door of Xia Youjie and crying together.

Jia Ruozi, who came back to watch the excitement, ran into this scene head-on, laughed out loud, and walked behind us with his arms folded, "What's going on with you guys?"

"Especially you, Yayoi, what did you do...you can actually piss off Xia You."

She vaguely omitted the part where Xia You and I conspired to trick Gojo Wu.

Who would have thought that our alliance would have fallen apart before Gojo Satoru was fully assembled.

I looked pitifully at the house, and lowered my voice, for fear of being heard by Xia Youjie inside, "Hey, that, it's not a big deal, it's just that he accidentally laughed out loud when he was arguing with Wu. "

"It made a pig cry from laughter." Gojo Satoru added loudly, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

"Slow down your voice!"

"You have laughed at Jie in front of him, are you afraid of being heard by him?"

"Ah, Gojo Satoru, shut up quickly!"

With Wujo Wu...the relationship with Xia Youjie cannot be saved.

I realized this very clearly.

The reason why Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu became good friends is definitely because there are only two boys in the whole grade, so he has no choice at all!

Through Nitro's coordination, we finally re-entered Xia Youjie's room.Of course, it was mainly me, and Gojo Satoru was just incidental.

Gojo Satoru didn't realize that he was the culprit at all. After entering the door, he swaggered to find a seat and sat down, with the expression of wanting to see a good show written all over his face.

I rushed over and grabbed Xia Youjie's hands, "Sorry, Xia You, I swear with Wujou that I really didn't mean it just now!"

"The world's strongest Gojo-sama is not used to do this kind of thing!" Gojo Satoru got up and grabbed the back of my neck, "Hurry up and let me go!"

Xia Youjie was quiet for two seconds, "Forget it, sit down."

That look was so pitiful that I felt a little pity. How can I thank him for his help today? I thought about it and asked, "Why don't I give you a back massage?"

Xia You Jiesheng gave me an unrequited glance, but didn't speak.

I tentatively suggested again, "Then let Wu squeeze your legs for you?"

Xia Youjie: "Enough, I'm not really his mother!"

"Mom Xia You...Mom—" Gojo Satoru accepted this setting well, and immediately stuck to it like a snake on a stick, "Mom, I'm thirsty—"

Xia Youjie: "I don't have an unfilial son like you!"

Me: "Then I..."

Xia Youjie: "There is no such thing as you!"

The real melon-eating man Nitzi who has been silent all this time: "Then me?"

Xia Youjie: "Even you!"

Xia Youjie realized that it was a huge mistake to let us in, so he picked up one with one hand and dragged it towards the door.

Gojo Satoru took advantage of the situation and hugged his leg, "Mom, why did you treat me like this—it's just that I'm such a big boy, but it's a good thing that no one else dares to think about—"

It is indeed a good thing that I dare not think about. It is really a blessing to meet such a son who does not have certain morals.

I hugged the foot of the bed, "Speak up if you have something to say, Xia You!"

Xia Youjie: "I have nothing to say to you!"

Me: "I really want to apologize!"

Gojo Satoru: "I also sincerely want to help Yayoi apologize to you, Jie!"

I:"?"

Xia Youjie: "I also sincerely want you to leave my room!"

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