5t5 please be a person!

Naruto took out a few [-]-yen coins from his body, obviously planning to use them on the vending machines in the school.

Xia Youjie sighed slightly, "Let me pay."

"A total of eight thousand..." He looked at the colorful colored paper in his hand, and gradually lost his voice.

Gojo Satoru: "Pfft..."

Jia Ruozi: "Pfft..."

Me: "Pfft..."

Xia Youjie's expression was completely frozen on his face, he slowly clenched his fists, and the colored paper was squeezed into a ball, "Enlightenment!"

"Hey, why did you call me?" Gojo Satoru leaned in front of him gloatingly, "It's not because someone wanted to be handsome and failed to get angry at me, right? There really isn't such a person, is there? No? No? Bar?"

I watched in awe as Gojo Satoru jumped back and forth on Xia Youjie's nerves that were on the verge of breaking.

It turns out that this man...was really restrained when he was a teacher!

Thinking about it this way, it still makes people feel a little inexplicably moved...

Xia Youjie let out a breath slowly, tried his best to restrain his temper, and spread his palms to Wujo Wu, "Stop making trouble, Wujo, return the money to me, everyone is still waiting to pay the bill."

Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers, and stroked his hair in an overly handsome slow motion.Immediately, he spun on the spot and posed the classic pose of a magician, "When you go back, you will find them on your bed! This is Magic!"

"When did you steal it!" Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and widened for a moment, looking quite shocked, "I didn't realize it at all..."

Jiarui and I laughed wildly for a while. After the laugh, Jiaruizi suddenly fell into a short thought. She raised her head with a serious face, and asked with a bit of expectation in her tone, "Wu Tiao, have you...brought money?"

I:"……?!"

Come on!

Xia Youjie's money was all gone for him, if Gojo Wu didn't bring any money, then we are really screwed!

I don't want to be confiscated by the supermarket because of [-] yen!

"Glass, you know mine." Wujo Wu put one hand in his pocket, staring into the distance with a melancholy expression.

Jia Ruozi was stunned for a second, and then burst into flames in an instant. It seemed that he wanted to blow Wujou's dog's head off, "The devil will know you!"

No way... I didn't expect to be deducted by the supermarket for [-] yen!

I held my forehead, feeling my mind was buzzing.

What is this all about!

Gojo Satoru swiftly dodged the attack of Yarui Glass, and strode towards me with a stride. He bent down and looked at me level, "Do you really believe it?"

"But didn't you just say that?" Having said that, I paused for a moment, thinking that he really didn't say anything just now?

Could it be that Jiarui Nizi misunderstood what he meant?I rekindled hope, "Did you bring the money?"

Gojo Satoru smiled, and answered bluntly, "No!"

I suddenly understood what I did just now. Damn it, this guy really makes people want to blow his head off!

Hard, fist hard!

"I never take cash with me when I go out. It's so troublesome to take so much cash..." Gojo Satoru reached out and patted my head, holding me down so that I wouldn't let me just jump up and bite him. He took out a black card from his clothes, "But I can bring the card—"

I:"……"

Home into the glass: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

After a moment of silence, the three of us roared in unison, "You fucking said it earlier!"

"Tut tsk tsk——" Gojo Satoru held the card in one hand and flipped through the pattern, and put his arm around me with the other, "How can I reflect my preciousness if I said it earlier?"

Given that he is now the only one who can pay, I choose to swallow it.

Thanks to the fact that there are fewer people in the supermarket now, there is not even a queue behind.Otherwise, according to the degree of delay in paying the bill, we might have been cleared away by the security guard before Wujo Wu took out the card.

Gojo Satoru put the card on the counter very handsomely, and pushed it in front of the cashier. The set of movements was smooth and smooth, very much like the boss of an idol drama ten years ago.

Cashier: "Okay, pay by card."

"A total of eight thousand is charged to you..." The cashier paused skillfully, and returned the black card with an apologetic smile, "I'm sorry, sir, this card of yours can't be used."

Gojo Satoru raised his sunglasses, "How is that possible! Try again!"

The cashier swipe it again according to Gojo Satoru's request, and the template smile on his face is a little stiff, "Sorry sir, it just shows that it can't be used here, maybe you can pay with another card."

Gojo Satoru reached into his pocket impatiently.

into another pocket.

Gojo Satoru froze.

"Wu..." Xia Youjie smiled kindly, "You didn't just bring this card, did you?"

Gojo Satoru was silent for a moment, then nodded slowly.

Xia Youjie was also silent for a while.

I hoped that others would help me to pay, so I could only stay silent.

I resisted the urge to cover my face, "Why don't you forget it...it's the same when I buy it again tomorrow."

Speaking of which, I actually didn't realize that I didn't have a penny on me until the incident came to an end.

Ever since I was brought here by the system, I have been staying at the High School of Conjuration and have never been out. Naturally, there is no need to spend money.

There is a vending machine in the High School of Conjuration, but my attention has been on other places. This thing is too common, and I ignore it subconsciously. Every time I pass by, I never think about buying something, even if it is true. I went shopping, and I took other people's money...

So I didn't find out about this important thing until today!

Well, probably not that important either.

After all, the High School of Conjuration includes food and lodging, and there is no need to pay tuition fees. It seems that I really don't need money...

Very good, the option of being next to the rich son Gojo Satoru can be deleted from my mind, and I feel that the relationship between us has returned to its original purity!

The cashier's expression, which had just improved a bit, became cloudy again, so he simply called the manager.

Things suddenly became complicated.

The manager saw the school uniforms we were wearing, combined with what happened, and determined that we were high school students who came out to play pranks, and insisted on finding the teacher before releasing us.

I:"……"

Saved a life!

I just came out to buy some daily necessities, why did it become like this!

Jia Ruozi made a very serious proposal, "How about keeping Wutiao to pay off the debt?"

"Glass, you..." Xia Youjie paused for a second, and took a serious look at Gojo Wu, "This idea is really good."

"Hey!" Gojo Goto hid behind me in shock, "No way! How can you betray your companion at a critical moment!"

Me: "Why is this a critical moment?"

Gojo Satoru's prepared expression of grief and indignation suddenly froze, "Xiao Yayoi, your focus is very strange."

It's not impossible to run away, but at this time, using the advantage of a conjurer to run away from ordinary people, wouldn't it be more embarrassing!

Out of this delusional pride, we were forced to wait in the manager's office for Mr. Moth.

The staff in the supermarket immediately knew the news that "a group of high school students were caught playing a prank by the manager". One or two pretended to be busy and passed by the office door, with "want to see the excitement" written all over their faces. large characters.

Xia Youjie had never been surrounded by people like a monkey before. Seeing Wutiao Wu's excited look, he couldn't help but said in a strange way, "Hey, isn't this the young master Wutiao? I haven't seen you in a few days. Why are you here?" It’s fine to stand, can’t it be that I didn’t bring your black card today?”

Injure the enemy 1000, self-damage 1000 Ah, Xia Youjie, this is...

Ah no, generally this kind of thing is called the same death!

"Jie, you're right..." Gojo Gojo propped his chin with one hand, thoughtfully, "There will always be various situations, so it's better to buy this supermarket!"

As he spoke, he snapped his fingers excitedly, and pointed to the sky, "The situation like today will never happen again! If Yayoi wants something, just take it!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie sighed softly, put his hand on the center of his eyebrows, "I didn't say anything at all, forget it..."

Ah, it can be seen that he is very used to this kind of treatment.

I reached out my hand sympathetically, patted his shoulder, and gave him a look of understanding. For some reason, Xia Youjie's expression became more painful.

Jiarui Nizi stretched out his hand, also patted Xia Youjie on the shoulder, and gave him a understanding look, "It's so pitiful, Xia You, you are forced to eat dog food even at this time."

"Where did you get the dog food?" I was shocked by Xia Youjie's approval, "I didn't do anything!"

"Ah..." Xia Youjie and Jia Ruozi narrowed their eyes and looked at me simultaneously, as if they wanted to kill me with their eyes.

I:"?"

"Understand single people, Yayoi, they are already very pitiful." Wujo Satoru put his arm around my shoulders, and said condescendingly, "For them, seeing couples standing Together, it is extremely poisonous, after all, dogs cannot eat chocolate."

So poisonous!It's so poisonous!

Jia Ruozi gritted his teeth: "Reversal is such a difficult thing, if you accidentally make a mistake once, others will understand it!"

Xia Youjie had a deliberate and stiff smile on the corner of his mouth: "Of course, I will appear as a witness at that time!"

Gojo Satoru plucked his ears indifferently, "What are you thinking, you two, there will never be such a day! I am the strongest!"

It's still uncertain about other aspects, but Gojo Satoru is indeed the strongest in terms of cheap talk.

Hurry up and accept this supernatural power!

Let's go on, I'm afraid the two of them are really going to rush up and do their best!

Fortunately, before the situation developed to that point, Teacher Ye Moth arrived in time, and after apologizing to the person in charge, he finally took us back.

By the way, Teacher Ye Moth paid for the purchases.

Gojo Satoru was quite upset about this, so he asked someone to bring three trucks over that night, saying they were necessities for my life, and forced everyone to wake up and force us all to watch.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Home into the glass: "..."

Me: "So it's always like this when you meet a bully in real life!"

Xia Youjie: "Sakamoto, is the touch on your face serious?"

Jia Ruozi: "Enough! Who wants to get up in the middle of the night to watch this kind of thing!"