5t5 please be a person!

"Glass' method is completely useless." Gojo Satoru complained in a low voice.

I:"……"

I knew it was going to be like this!What the hell were they discussing when I didn't know!

I took a deep breath, and my tone became cold, "If you only want to talk about this, I don't think there is any need to discuss it."

Gojo Satoru seemed shocked by my tone, let go of his hand, and said honestly, "I just want a girlfriend."

Unpretentious, simple and rude, and very understandable reasons!

Realizing that my attitude was beginning to loosen, Gojo Satoru immediately fought for himself plausibly, "What's wrong with a male high school student wanting a girlfriend! I didn't do anything bad! You are my girlfriend!"

The resurgent conscience was quickly burnt to ashes in Gojo Satoru's endless and gradually outrageous explanations.

I looked up at him, and said calmly, "So you really want to be my boyfriend, right?"

I didn't expect that I could let go so quickly, Gojo Satoru gave me a defensive look, as if he was worried that there was a trap in my words.

But he didn't find the problem after thinking for two seconds, so he could only nod hesitantly, pushed away his sunglasses, and blinked his big Kazilan eyes at me meaningfully, "That's right, spontaneous, voluntary, conscious thinking Being with Yayoi... how about it, have you been moved by me!"

"Well, you will be my boyfriend from now on." I ate back what I just said with a blank expression.

After the sudden sensibility disappeared, I also found that I was thinking about it just now. When you are in a relationship, you will always quarrel and break up. There are many examples of breaking up after dating for three months after meeting. There is no need to take it so seriously. Treat it as ordinary love experience is good.

Although I only picked up a drifting bottle when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school and started dating online, I ended up having a painful breakup because the other party was one year younger than me and liked math and English...

By the way, this online dating ex-boyfriend is actually the cousin of my deskmate Yushi Ninzue...

It can only be said that the fate is really wonderful... After many years, Yushi Ninzu still provided a chance to laugh at me...

In short, I have never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs running. There are so many reasons for breaking up, maybe we are already at odds and want to break up before our "wish" is fulfilled.

Hmm... If that's the case, then I should propose to him to break up...

My thoughts couldn't help turning to this aspect.

Gojo Satoru talked for a long time and saw that I didn't respond, so he couldn't help shaking his hands in front of me, and complained in a drawn-out voice, "Yayoi—are you listening to me——"

"I'm listening..." I grabbed his hand, clasped my fingers, and slowly rubbed between his fingers. There was nothing wrong with the touch, but it just felt a little strange.

So he focused all his attention on this aspect, and replied casually, "Didn't you say you want to live with me, anyway, Teacher Ye Moth won't come to check the dormitory, so I'll just go there secretly at night."

Gojo Gojo was stunned for a moment, and then began to blush again, "I was talking about going to the supermarket to buy bed sheets, so don't talk nonsense!"

Actually blushing like this, I am used to Gojo Satoru who doesn't change his face when the wheel is thrown on his face, it's really satisfying to see him blushing so easily - what a sense of accomplishment!

Shui Lingling's fresh and tender appearance makes people want to tease him.

I squeezed his chin with a smile, and the delicate and warm skin touch was transmitted through my fingers. I suddenly understood why I felt strange just now!

The current Wujo Satoru hasn't developed the infinite limit to isolate all harm!

But I was excited for a second, and I immediately regained my sanity.

Even if he hasn't developed No Lower Limit, he can still beat me, and I can't beat him just because he doesn't have No Lower Limit.So for me it makes no difference at all!

It's like rediscovering the meaningless discovery of the word...

"I said—" Xia Youjie's voice came from the front, "If you two have anything to say, you can wait until you get back. Jiaru and I have been waiting here for a long time."

"I don't mind waiting for you to finish, but the supermarket should be closed by then." Jia Ruo Xiaozi said jokingly.

Turning my head, I realized that the two of them were standing behind the tree. They had no intention of hiding at all, and I could find them with a little attention.

It's a pity that all my attention was focused on Gojo Satoru just now, and I just didn't see these two big living people.

After having an audience, the situation suddenly became awkward.

Fortunately, after some time ago, I made great progress, and I was not as embarrassed as I imagined, so I quickly calmed down, and led Gojo Satoru towards them as if nothing had happened, "Didn't I say I was going to the supermarket, let's go quickly! "

Contrary to my state, Gojo Satoru became more energetic after having an audience. He raised the corners of his lips and smiled triumphantly, with condescending pity in his expression, "Jie, I know, you are jealous Do I have a girlfriend?"

Pointing at himself with his thumb, he announced loudly, "Even in terms of finding a girlfriend, I am the best! My girlfriend likes me so much that I travel through time and space!"

Xia Youjie twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly, "We were all present just now, Wu."

"Of course I know you're here..." Gojo Gojo raised his eyebrows, covered his mouth with his hands and exclaimed in surprise, "My God, Jie, you were too stimulated and lost your memory!"

Xia Youjie: "Not at all!"

"How can someone lose their memory due to jealousy?" Gojo Satoru purposely stretched out the hand that was holding me and shook it, "Glass, show him quickly, don't leave any sequelae!"

Xia Youjie's expression was distorted, but he still insisted on maintaining a smile on his face. With the customized school uniform of the Conjuration College which was different from other schools, he looked like a perverted killer lurking in the school.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Glass, you should give Wuzhi some brains first! His condition looks a bit serious, and he even fantasizes about things that don't exist!"

He didn't turn his head back, "Wu Tiao's problem is more serious, and the reversal technique is also difficult to cure. I suggest that you can find a way to help him get a new brain."

Gojo Satoru quickened his pace, pulled me and rushed to the front, "You are too much, Nitro! Thanks to the fact that I am immersed in sweet love, otherwise my heart would be hurt!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at me as if asking for credit, and it took me half a beat to react, "Are you... acting like a baby with me?"

Xia Youjie: "Ugh!"

Home into the glass: "vomit!"

The two turned their heads and retched at the same time.

Xia Youjie looked at me in shock, wondering if it was because I was dazzled, but I saw a moment of admiration in his squinted eyes, and he quickly returned to his usual expression, "I didn't expect that someone would really think this is behave in a spoiled manner……"

"It seems to be true love. I never thought that I would be able to see Gojo Satoru find a girlfriend while I was still alive..." Jiarui Yanzi covered his mouth and said deeply.

"Hey! What do you mean! This is the jealousy of a single dog towards me!"

"Wu You think too much, it's all out of sympathy for the young lady beside you."

"Jie! Don't say any more. I understand your difficulties. I haven't had a girlfriend for so many years. It must be very hard! Every dog ​​passing by will sympathize with you!"

"Sure enough, let's turn you into a dog first!"

……

In the constant attack on each other, we miraculously arrived at the supermarket safely.

Nominally speaking, it is in Tokyo, and the name also includes the four characters of Tokyo Metropolitan. It sounds like a high-end school built in the city center. In fact, for various reasons, the High School of Magic is in the suburbs, and the surrounding area is desolate. to die.

The supermarkets that can be found nearby are not so much supermarkets as hypermarkets.

The style of the thing is a bit earthy, but the same price is also very cheap, so there is no need to worry so much about buying it for emergency.

I have already made a plan in my heart. If I really don't like it after I buy it back, I will buy it again after the weekend holiday.

Having said that, I still struggle with the oddly shaped faces of the pirated Mickey Mouse and the pirated Doraemon on the sheets.

This is simply not a pirated version but a dark version!

Why do the faces of Mickey Mouse and Doraemon become so similar to Toss the Little Train!

So scary!

Can you really fall asleep with this thing on?

I feel like I will be caught in a strange place in the middle of the night and start fleeing!

Xia Youjie: "This level is already a children's cult."

Me: "Yes..."

Jia Ruozi looked around, "Isn't there a normal pattern here!"

The passing aunt smiled and told the truth, "Silly boy! It's too normal, isn't it the original version!"

"It seems to be the truth, so the merchant deliberately made the pattern like this in order to avoid the infringement defendant?" Xia Youjie suddenly realized.

Jia Ruozi looked disgusted, "If the copyright issue is resolved, no one will buy it at all."

I touched my chin with some confusion, "Yeah, I don't want any of them..."

"Indeed..." Jia Ruozi looked away from this pile of hot eyes, "I'd rather sleep on the floor than lie on this thing..."

With our efforts, we finally found a set of relatively normal sea o baby patterns from the bottom.

With this foundation, my acceptance of other things has increased linearly, and I quickly selected all the things I want to use among the dizzying and terrible color schemes.

From towels to toothbrushes to a change of laundry, even though I've tried to keep things simple, it still adds up to a lot.

Fortunately, I came out with everyone today, so I simply threw most of my things into Gojo Satoru's arms.Anyway, he's my boyfriend, so it's my job to help my girlfriend get things.

I thought Gojo Satoru would not be very happy, but I didn't expect that he not only accepted it happily, but also enjoyed it. He happily followed behind me, showing off the things in his arms to Xia Youjie from time to time.

Jiarui Nizi and I didn't say anything, we just pretended not to see it, we reached a consensus silently, we decided to sacrifice Xia Youjie in exchange for our safety.

There are so many people in the supermarket, if Gojo Satoru really gets into trouble, he will be too dead!Let Xia Youjie bear it alone!

Sacrifice one of them, and happiness will come to my house.

We (except Gojo Satoru) were all relieved after An'an finished shopping.

The pleasant atmosphere continued until I stood in front of the cash register.

"Hello, you will be charged 360 yen in total. Do you want to pay by card or cash?"

"Cash..." I fumbled into my pocket habitually. After finding nothing, I froze for a moment. I turned my head with the last expectation, "I said... who of you brought money?"