When Jason used this rather dissimilar sentence, which can be said to be provocative and the success rate is completely negative, as a breakthrough point to talk to Hetty, he swore to God that he saw his good brother Roy Harper revealing It's a mixed look of "Xiaojieniao, you are really a rookie in this respect" and "God, why is my brother so unrelated to the opposite sex?"

However, a few minutes later, the only expression on Roy's face was the only emotion called "shock":

This girl is willing to answer such a miraculous question of yours?Is it the way I got up today or is the sun coming out from the west today?

Jason, who had been asked twice by Heidi in the same way, and now decided to act first after learning from the pain, felt a sense of accomplishment that he wanted to applaud himself for a moment:

The perfect anti-general!Look at this ability to learn and use, it is worthy of the red hood!

Although he thought the same way when he fooled Hetty last time, he acted first, but this person didn't mean to be guilty at all, and he used the same number of ways to rub against different people when he was doing a quick self-examination with the system right now. Hetty, who had two meals and was likely to have a third meal in the future, formed an extremely sharp contrast. Just by looking at this style, it was clear that Jason was definitely a native of Gotham.

But sometimes, for some people who are more loyal and not good at expressing directly, it seems that giving assists just right in many things is the greatest support they can express for their brothers.

So Roy pointed to the shelf on the side, which happened to be the takeaway that was just delivered this morning, and asked Hetty, who had already stepped out of the laundry with one foot, "Then do you want to eat?"

Jason raised his hand and covered his face in despair:

Although he didn't expect to get a serious answer when he asked this question——

After all, Hetty Brown's brain circuit is definitely different from ordinary people - why do you have to ask again!

It's as if he's really looking forward to Hetty staying and talking to him a few more times. This fucking makes Red Hood, the bane of the underground world, look like he doesn't know anything about the shit in the ivory tower. What's the difference between a little bastard who is assisted by a group of relatives and friends!

Hetty stopped in her tracks, looked in the direction of Roy's finger, and stared at the bag of freshly baked fried chicken that was fried golden and crispy and piled up into hills, obviously still exuding steam, before it was difficult. Shaking his head confidently: "No, thank you."

It's just that the expression "I really really want to eat but I can't eat" written all over her face is so amused, Jason still couldn't control his curiosity.As expected, Roy asked, "Why?"

Honest Hetty decided to tell the truth: "It's so high in protein and fat, you'd feel guilty eating this early in the morning."

Jason never expected it to be such a simple reason.He looked at her quietly from half a corridor away, and suddenly felt a little want to laugh, more of a kind of soft emotion that suddenly emerged from the bottom of his heart, which even he himself couldn't explain clearly:

"Eating more fried chicken makes you feel guilty?"

Hetty nodded seriously: "Yes."

Jason felt like he had so much to say in an instant.But in the end, he suppressed all those messy emotions, and chose the most concise sentence: "If you feel guilty because of such a trivial matter, it means that you haven't done anything more than eating fried chicken. bad thing."

"In this case, it's no big deal to eat fried chicken."

Roy, who had been watching the show with great interest, was almost holding a bag of melon seeds while watching it: "If you think about it like this, you really have no future in Gotham."

Jason: "Shut up."

But at this moment, Hetty is interacting frantically with her Digging Pit Not Filling System: "Look at the system, this person is so reasonable, he is indeed my male god! I can add a whole portion when I eat at noon." Big fries and a full Coke?"

Under the baptism of Hetty's all-round complaints, the system that has evolved to the point of seeing through the world of mortals still has not given up its instinct as a system, which is to accurately capture certain information in the complicated information flow.

But right now, even its gesture of grasping information has become strange, and asked: "Oh, which male god is your number one?"

Hetty tried to count with her fingers how Jason ranked in her heart, but the more she counted, the more guilty she felt. It was only after she used up all the fingers on her hands and feet that she found a desperate question:

And that's just the number of her goddess walls in the comics, and the gods haven't even started counting.

Ever since the digging life extension system has been with her, the function of grasping the essence of the problem has really been developed to the extreme.

As soon as the system sensed Hetty's guilty conscience, it knew what was going on, so it sighed deeply and said, "Little Hetty, the three major regrets in your life are that one is crabapple without fragrance, and the other is prickly shad. There are too many walls in San Nai, and the 360-degree split and Thomas can't get over it, so I really feel sad for you."

To this, Heidi replied with brain waves expressionlessly: "Shut up. What's wrong with having too many walls, and you can also practice the proficiency of climbing the wall with the big splits. Have you heard of practice makes perfect?"

"And you unloaded your ghost music bag for me too!"

The system's response to this was to sing a song "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blows All over the Ground" in Hetty's mind, which put Hetty's eyes blank and suspicious of life, and took the lead in waving in the honest and simple singing of the Northeast. Raise the white flag:

"I was wrong, you should still mute the system, this song is too magical, I can't stand it at all. If you don't mute it, I will sing along with it."

System: "The spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere—"

Hetty: "I could stop complaining all day today."

System: "The Chinese people are so upbeat—"

Hetty increased her stakes: "I won't care about your voice package within this week!"

System: "This world is too crazy—"

Hetty broke the boat and threw out the last bargaining chip: "If you mute your voice now, I will quickly fill in the hole tonight, and it will only take one night to produce fresh poisonous ha food."

Under Hetty's crazy Amway, the system has quickly defected to Du Ha's camp.

However, whether it is a forum specially prepared for superheroes in this world or the world of American comics, the scene where the pair of CPs are very popular but the food is extremely scarce makes people extremely desperate. Under the influence of various factors, concept people have gradually turned into the mode of "passing a pen to the wife and knocking on the bowl to wait for food".

Hearing this at the first glance, the system's eyes immediately glowed green.If it really has parts that can be called "eyes": "The mice are bridesmaids for the cats - stop, stop, I think this is okay, and the deal is done! No returns or exchanges!"

The communication between the two is carried out with brain waves.So nothing can be seen on the surface, and the speed is extremely fast.

From the perspective of others, at best Hetty could only see her pale face, lowering her head and leaning on the door frame to leave slowly, just like "I don't know why I am so hungry that I can fly up in the next second." image of young girl.

Jason immediately felt his heart move.After he reacted, he had already stuffed a whole bag of fresh hot fried chicken into Hetty's hand with the angry eyes of the arsenal:

"Take it away and send it to you."

Hetty has no idea that her image has changed from "a hard-working, studious girl with a dull head" that Jason made up during the night patrol, to "a girl who can't even eat because of poor economic conditions" A cute girl who is full but is still diligent and hard-working."

This is no longer the category of adding filters, this is simply using PS to change Hetty's person.

To be reasonable, if Hetty knew that her image had been made up like this by her brain, the first thing she would do would be to jump on the spot, and then put the fried chicken back on the high shelf——

There was no way, the average height of the two men present was 1.8 meters above, and even with the storage racks, Hetty had to jump up to reach the height.

It's just that Hetty didn't know what Jason was thinking in front of him at all.Looking at the fried chicken in her hand, she remembered that she hadn't eaten this morning, so she swallowed, and carefully put the bag into her arms: "Thank you, I will put the money in your newspaper box."

For the first time in his life, the system rejoiced that he had no entity.If it had a physical body, it would surely bang itself on the washing machine and pass out-hope this laundromat has a strong enough machine-so that it doesn't have to deal with the current vibe:

It's not that the atmosphere between these two people is awkward, but that for some unknown reason, these two people are simply talking, but half of them can't get in, and even half of the system can't get in. , is really puzzling, very puzzling.

Obviously, there was another person present who felt the same way as the dig-and-don't-fill system.

Roy Harper, who has been standing by the side and witnessed that his brother and teammate has no nourishment or content with this girl, but feels that the atmosphere between the two cannot tolerate the existence of a third person:

HELLO?Have I become an invisible person?I wondered if I hadn't had time to rise up under the oppression of the two high-intensity auras and start to mutate?

At this moment, the arsenal of one of the young outlaws and the Red Arrow in the Justice League in the future seemed to finally understand why most of the superheroes in the Justice League, no matter how they were equipped, at least all had the equipment of blindfolds:

In addition to protecting one's true identity, it can also effectively protect the eyesight and prevent damage to it from flashes/lights/bullets in various senses.

[Small theater? Green Lantern proposed to let the arsenal join the Justice League during the voting period...]

Hal Jordan: As we all know, as superheroes, in addition to standing up for them and using our power when necessary, we also need to maintain an optimistic attitude and give spiritual encouragement to people in need.He has done a good job in this regard, at least the ability to resist hits is very strong.

Princess of Paradise Island? Wonder Woman Diana: Convince us with an example, boy.

Roy Harper announced loudly in his dantian: I have faced the flash/light/bullet of the Red Hood and his girlfriend.By the way, I was in a position within three meters of the two of them, a "direct face" without blindfolds and domino masks.

Immediately, the Justice League and all the Titans who were watching stood up to show their respect.It was then unanimously approved of Roy Harper's optimism.

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The following is the list of thanks ╰(?°°?)╯Thank you Baijia baaaa, the landmine who pointed at the red face, and Luwen Yuji, riannax5, Chabu x9, Erhuodai and Meng x20 for the nutrient solution——

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