[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

In the end, Hetty still carried a pile of clothes on the way to the laundromat. By the way, she explained dumbfoundingly in the interrogation of the system: "There is no conspiracy... Really, there is no such thing as a human body modification experiment." What are you thinking about, why are you so brainy? Even I feel ashamed! If these problems really exist, shouldn’t you be the one who discovered them earlier than me?”

The system still faintly feels that something is wrong.However, Hetty himself had an obvious look of "I don't want to discuss this issue anymore", so he could only let it go.

After all, according to Hetty's personality, if she really doesn't want to say anything, it's impossible for others to say a word out of her mouth: "Then if there is anything that needs help The place, little Hetty should tell me immediately."

Hetty was silent for a while before replying: "If there is such a day, I will definitely tell you."

"But aren't you the system? I thought the system was omniscient and omnipotent, but I didn't expect you to have things you didn't know?"

System: "Little Hetty, repeat my full name out loud again."

This question can't trouble Hetty, so she quickly replied: "Okay System, no problem System, your full name is Digging Holes and Not Filling."

System: "Well, that's good—no, wait, say it again? Look into my eyes and say it again!"

Hetty confidently repeated the name she had smuggled out: "Dig the hole and don't fill in the longevity extension system. What's the matter, is there any problem?"

The system whose real name is Digging a Pit to Renew Life, but has been completely strayed by Hetty unknowingly, deeply reviewed its recent actions, and found sadly that what it did recently seemed to be really incompatible with it. The host happily wandered along the Kangzhuang Avenue where the pit was dug, and it was really rare to fill the pit seriously.

The Lily CP article of Harry and Pamela, which Hetty finished writing in one breath yesterday, turned out to be the only hole she filled with soil in the past few months. No wonder nothing or anyone was dug out by Hetty last night. pit tripping.Because she filled the hole on the spot.

In this case, it seems that there is no problem in changing the name to the digging and not filling system——

That must not be possible!

The system is still struggling to dig holes and not fill them: "Little Hetty, don't you think that since I'm called digging holes to continue my life, you have to give me face..."

Fill in the pits, but the system really underestimated Hetty's ability to go off topic, she continued the conversation quite naturally: "Dig more pits for your face? Yes, no problem. Oh, oh, what do you say? Speaking of you, why are you being so polite? We’ve known each other for so long, don’t you understand me? Can’t you trust your little Hetty who has been digging holes all year round? Absolutely no problem!”

System: "I beg you to spare me! I just know you too well to become the ghost you are today!"

The two soon came to the laundromat that was said to have the highest rating in the district.The operating hours of this laundromat are quite strange. They either don't open for a long time, or open for a day as soon as they open. It seems that this is not Gotham, which is bound to be in crisis every night.

It's like a city with a frontal superhero guardian of absolute gold and gold like Superman - absolutely no insinuation of the metropolis next door here - like.

Hetty stared at the signboard at the door for a long time, feeling that this aesthetically mysterious thing really looked more and more familiar.

However, the detailed settings in the world of American comics are too cumbersome.Even for hardcore fans like Hetty to recognize something at once, it is still difficult:

After all, over the years, although the images of most of the characters have become fuller day by day, the changes in appearance have not undergone any earth-shaking changes.

However, the painters and screenwriters updated and iterated one group after another, and these crucial personnel changes can be seen in the subtle changes in the style of painting;

Especially after moving these things that originally only exist on the plane to reality, the sudden materialized visual impact will also have a certain impact on the recognition.

In the end, before Hetty dug up the information of this laundry shop from her memory, a voice came from behind the door: "There are customers early in the morning, Xiaojie Bird? It seems that you are here The business in Gotham is not as bad as you said yourself."

Hetty: ...Wait, I want to turn around and go home. The name "Little Jay Bird" is really familiar.

The system was also a little frightened, but it still encouraged Hetty with the mentality of "If we were really lucky enough to win the jackpot, we should have gotten rich by buying lottery tickets":

"Don't be afraid of little Hetty, this is definitely not Red Hood's laundromat! You are not familiar with the place in Gotham, how can you be so lucky to bump into this shop? It definitely won't be."

Hetty: "System, if I remember correctly, you seem to have said the same thing last time, last time."

The dig and don't fill system feels like it's been dealt a fatal blow.

Hetty continued to add quietly: "And what's even more embarrassing is that we haven't even bought a lottery ticket yet, and we're still pretty poor right now."

System: "I was wrong. Huh."

In the end, before Hetty reached an agreement with the system, the person opened the door more than twice as fast as she could slip away, and opened the door on the spot: "Hello, little girl. The weather is really good today, yes Bar?"

Hetty raised her head stiffly, and as expected, Roy Harper, AKA Arsenal, with bright orange short hair, stood at the door of this laundry shop and greeted her with a smile: "It's rare to have such a laundry in Gotham." The weather is fine, and luckily I went out at this time, otherwise how could I meet such a lovely girl?"

Hetty: I'm sorry to bother you, and I'm leaving!

However, what moved faster than her slipping away was Jason's voice from behind Roy: "Come on, someone is there so early? Are you sure you read correctly—"

Before he could finish his sentence, he saw Hetty standing stiffly at the door. The two pairs of blue eyes, which were mainly green in color but had distinctly different details, met. The lively atmosphere instantly became awkward.

Hetty: It’s okay to talk about the system. Today we must buy lottery tickets, and we will definitely get rich overnight.

Come on, do you want to be the Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne or T'Challa of the systems world?Of course, I am not talking about getting rid of unilateralism, I am talking about the financial aspect.

System: ... I am a mature system, only children can make choices, I wish this was a three-choice question!

It's just that Jason is worthy of being a person who has fought in the League of Assassins and the big caste, and he adjusted his facial expression in just a moment.

If Hetty hadn't been staring at him the first time he appeared, I'm afraid even this tiny change would have been ignored.

And under the frenzied reminder of the digging and not filling system, Hetty also discovered the fatal omission of her behavior. No wonder the eyes of the two members of the extrajudicial trio are all quietly focused on her:

"Little Hetty, be alert! This is Jason Todd under the mask of the red hood. Logically speaking, you don't know his real face!"

The person Hetty Brown knew and even had some friendship with should be Red Hood, but definitely not the current laundry owner Jason Todd who has removed the hood disguise and doesn't even wear a domino mask.

Jason and Hetty, who had removed their hoods, only met once in the library, but I'm afraid that's all. For ordinary people who don't have a super memory ability, who would remember how long ago? What about the person who helped hold a book in front of the bookshelf?

Hetty knew that she had to think of a suitable reason to come out now, otherwise she might overturn on the spot.

No one in the extrajudicial trio is careless.If she really showed her feet for such a magical and simple reason and was caught by the Batman, when all the time travelers from the parallel world gather together in the future, her "excited because she saw one of the walls" will show up on the spot. Flaws" rollover method is afraid that it can secure the top three in the list.

System: Have confidence in yourself, little Heidi!If you really overturned with this magical reason, you can definitely be ranked first, don't be so polite!

Hetty: ...I beg you shake me.No need to cheer me on in such an amazing place.

But luckily Hetty is an ace pigeon.As we all know, the brain hole of the ace pigeon is quite big, and it is not too fast to make up a reason on the spot.What's more, this reason is the truth that the credibility and authenticity are close to full marks?

Seeing the truth at a critical moment, the quick-witted Hetty came up with a particularly perfect answer, and immediately answered all the questions between the two of them, such as "Why do you keep staring at him" and "Are your eyes too excited?" All blocked back:

"Sorry, I was distracted just now. Because I think you are quite beautiful, I just want to look at you a few more times."

Jason?

Roy whistled for a long time, and welcomed Hetty into the store: "Come in, girl. How much laundry do you want?"

Hetty handed over the laundry bag in her hand: "Just one bag. When can I pick it up at the latest?"

"It's fine this afternoon." Jason, who had been stuck by Hetty's answer to the last question for a long time and was unable to speak, managed to find his voice. He cleared his throat and answered first. This question: "For the first customer who opens the door every day, we have free dry cleaning and washing and drying services."

Roy was taken aback when he heard this at first, and turned his head incomparably quickly. Hetty was worried that his neck would be overwhelmed and twisted on the spot.

However, the flexibility of the arsenal is quite testable.Now the Arrow's adopted son is doing something his adoptive father never dared to do, staring at the red hood, rounding up the young man's eyes on Batman's warriors:

When did this regulation exist?I do not know how!

Jason stared back confidently: I just added it.

Roy has no expression on his face: ...fuck...

The most women the two have seen before are warriors like Xinghuo, Artemis, and Diana, who are both beautiful and explosive. They are reliable comrades-in-arms and guides on the road to battle. There is no need to add any messy pretense when talking to them, as long as it is not too offensive, you can say whatever you think of;

It is very rare to see such a quiet and well-behaved girl who is not on the same path as them at first glance, and the two of them didn't know what to say for a while.

Hetty also felt the awkward atmosphere in the air, she thought about it, and decided it was better to leave first, so she took the lead to break the silence: "Then I'll go first—"

However, another person's voice sounded at the same time, and the two people's words were mixed together almost indiscriminately, which almost made Hetty fail to understand what Jason said: "Have you eaten?"

The two looked at each other again, and then they both answered each other's words at the same time:

Hetty: "Uh, no."

Jason: "Be careful on the road, see you this afternoon."

System: Did I witness something?Oh my gosh, look at the fucking chemistry between these two.

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