NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]
Chapter 30
Ling Kun finally couldn't calm down anymore, the queen didn't go down anymore, Qiao Qi's deep, smiling voice kept repeating in his mind, and the three words "want to fuck you" between his lips opened and closed, as if he was hungry It's as easy as eating, it's simply unbearable!
"Fuck, you're fucking gay!" Ling Kun couldn't hold back, and the words he said were not very nice.
Qiao Qi seemed not very happy because of this sentence, this time he was silent for a few seconds, and then asked in a calm tone: "What's wrong with gays, does Master look down on homosexuals?"
"Um, I don't..."
Ling Kun was at a loss for words for a moment, and wanted to deny it, but the tone of the words he yelled just now obviously made the listeners think that was not the case. If he insisted that he really had no prejudice against homosexuals, I am afraid there would be a kind of over-the-top The effect of getting darker is really a dilemma.
Ling Kun really felt quite resentful, because the words he yelled just now were not out of prejudice, but out of surprise.
Having met Qiao Qi himself, Ling Kun certainly knew that this man was tall, handsome and rich, and he belonged to the kind of high-quality man who could attract the admiration of many women just by standing on the street. Ling Kun took him for granted as a heterosexual, at first glance But when he said that he liked a man and wanted to chase after him, one of them couldn't control himself and said something he shouldn't have said.
Really, what is there that has not been seen after living for so long, why make a fuss?
Ling Kun was secretly annoyed for a while, and finally reorganized the language, and said in a somewhat stupid way: "I didn't mean that, in fact, I don't discriminate against homosexuals, it's just...just..." It's just that Master didn't teach him what to do when he meets a suitor of the same sex!
"Just what? I just didn't expect that I would like men? Or did I not expect that I would fall in love with you, Master." Qiao Qi said the last four words very slowly, as if he was emphasizing each word for Ling Kun, as if he was emphasizing it for Ling Kun. Swear to yourself that you are bound to win.
To be honest, Ling Kun has never met someone whose aura can overwhelm him in all these years, but Qiao Qi's tone just now made him feel a sense of oppression that he had never felt before. There is also an explanation for the fear - even though this man looks like an ordinary human being who is handsome or handsome, there is an invisible coercion hidden in him, which will make people frightened when released, but can't escape the sharp pressure when restrained. As a cultivator, the definition of danger comes from this.
In fact, Ling Kun could have a hundred answers to the question, but he felt that it was difficult to say, so he gave a vague hmm and figured it out.
Qiao Qi gave up as soon as he saw it, and didn't continue to chase Ling Kun, "Master, isn't it the arena? It's almost closing time, is there still time to play?"
Ling Kun saw that the time was really not early, and the arena would close in half an hour, "Let's play and see, there is still half an hour to close, try your hand."
"Oh, then I'm ready."
"Ah."
Ling Kun nodded and ran to the arena. Dai Xue sensed the restlessness of the master, so she consciously went to the kitchen to find some calming herbs to make tea, and brought them to Ling Kun's table.
Ling Kun patted Dai Xue to express his thanks, and then told him to stop wandering outside and come back to rest.
Daixue said goodnight to her master softly, and flew back to Ling Kun's sea of consciousness with a whiz, only to see a long and thin red mark between Ling Kun's eyebrows suddenly opened and closed, but there was no trace left behind.
The arena is lined up, and the first battle is the Tianshan Ice Valley.
The two of them are a relatively neutral combination of Jianchun and Tiance, they can't be said to be very strong or extremely weak, and on the opposite side are two Qixiu, one Bingxin and one Yunshang.
Ling Kun glanced at the equipment on the opposite side, it was a little worse than his own, but the team score was not low, it seems that the strength should not be underestimated.
"It's troublesome to bring a baby on the opposite side. If it doesn't work out, it will take half an hour."
"half an hour?"
"I just said that you don't need to be pressured. Our chopper team is better to win. After a while, you should move more sharply. Don't stand too far away from me. If there is an emergency, I will insert invincible for you."
Qiao Qi sent an ok emoji, indicating that there was no problem. At the same time, the countdown of the system ended and the arena began.
The Tianshan Broken Ice Valley map pays more attention to running positions and card angles. Qiao Qi didn't understand it very well when he came here for the first time. Only then did I realize that the opponent's dps and nurse were still standing on the high platform, and I couldn't hit them with melee combat.
"Master, I'm losing blood, how far is Qixiu's output?"
Qiao Qi noticed this situation, and Ling Kun of course discovered it earlier than he did, "Stay behind and be careful not to be knocked off your horse. He has read the secret book of increasing the attack distance, and he forgot that there is such a thing."
"Oh, so what do we do now?"
"What else can I do, get ready to fight, walk a little to the side of the slope and don't dismount."
Originally, Ling Kun planned to take a gamble, betting that the opponent would step on his aura due to the problem of attack distance. When the sword exploded, he would basically have no chance to run. The result of his overconfidence was that he lost the bet. Now he can only change his strategy, or Fortunately, Qiao Qi's blood is quite thick, so he can avoid the bad luck of being killed by the opponent in two hits.
Qiao Qi got stuck on the side of the high platform and the slope of the iron chain, Bing Xin jumped off the platform to chase after him, but was entangled by Ling Kun and couldn't get distracted.
Naixiu chose a good position to add blood, Ling Kun hit Bing Xinxiu's blood but couldn't suppress it, so he turned to put some pressure on Naixiu.
Probably this fake turn of fire worked, Bing Xinxiu pushed Ling Kun, Ling Kun turned around and cut the target on Bing Xinxiu again, and led Bing Xinxiu to stand at a tricky angle in the blood-increasing blind spot, successfully turning the target on Bing Xinxiu. Naixiu was forced out from that corner with favorable location, and both the two and seven Xiuxiu were exposed to the air.
Without the cover of the pillars, Ling Kun's aura was one after another, and the pressure on Ka's Liang Qixiu began to increase.
All this happened extremely quickly, just as Qiao Qi stood firm on the slope, Ling Kun had already switched targets between the two Seven Shows three times.
[Map] [Bingbing Bingxiu] said: md, Honggou.
"Your sister, you are a macro dog!" Seeing Bing Xin calling himself a macro dog, Ling Kun couldn't help but feel humiliated. He has always been a sharp sword purely manual, and the arena and battlefield are all real hand fights. It is really hand-made than hand-made beef balls! ! !
"Apprentice, the nanny is about to slip away, you go and stop it." Ling Kun's eyes swept over the nanny's feet, and immediately let Qiao Qi move.
Almost at the same time as the words fell, Qiao Qi rushed out from the slope, trampled the delicate and lovely little loli over with one blow of the horse's hooves, then wiped the dragon's teeth and poked Naixiu several times, knocking the little girl He poked him, and typed that he was a biting dog who would only hide in corners and attack.
"Master, she scolded me." Qiao Qi said with a smile, like a rascal, "Can I stab her to death?"
"Can you do it?" Ling Kun taunted him, "Don't mess with people and get them walked instead. There are quite a few nannies who can walk their dogs."
"It's up to you, Master, Bing Xinxiu is also doing her best."
"wipe!"
The two Qixiu watched the chess without speaking and then ran down the slope. Guessing that he was a novice, they planned to try to use a round of explosion to kill Jian Chun first, so that the novice Tiance would not be afraid at all, okay?Unexpectedly, this sword is so sharp, it actually switched targets three times within ten seconds, dragged Bing Xinka to a disgusting corner and beat it, forcefully forcing the nurse out of an excellent position for boosting blood.
As a result, the nanny was a bit unable to add blood, and the two of them would just stand still and not move, thinking that the nanny would drive the butterfly and run away to fill up the blood for themselves, and Bing Xin would follow, so the two of them It can fill up the blood.
They planned so well that they didn't expect that there would be changes in the future, and they didn't expect that Tiance would suddenly rush out to fight.
At this time, Ling Kun's blood had already lost more than half, and the blood bar began to flicker brightly and darkly. Seeing that the timing was about right, he inserted an invincibility for himself, and then exploded in a round, giving Bing Xinxiu, who had about the same blood volume as him, to Bing Xinxiu. Fell to the ground.
[Map] [Bingbing Bingxiu] said: …
[Map] [Ling Kun] said: Save some time for the next explosion, and the same goes for reducing damage.
[Map] [Bingbing Bingxiu] Say: Your mb
[Map] [Ling Kun] said: Apprentice, are you still holding on, I will return blood
"Back to your sister! As a nanny, you still need to regenerate blood first before hitting?"
"If I don't return the blood, I will return to the mana, can't you see that Master is out of mana?"
Qiao Qi: "...I heard that not using blue is called kidneyless, but you use blue so quickly, it's called kidney deficiency?"
"Kidney deficiency is kidney deficiency, I admit it aboveboard, it's not like you haha..."
"..."
"Come on, let's see these two little Xiuxiu who are a teacher."
[Map] [Ling Kun] said: Apprentice, please come on, this nurse can do it well, just for you to practice.
[Map] [Watching chess without saying a word] Said: Don't worry, Master, I'll walk her for now
[Map] [Bingbing Bingxiu] Said: Shit, what do you mean, my wife ignores them, quit!
[Map] [Ling Kun] said: Don't, don't, let's play again~
As he said that, Ling Kun suddenly jumped up and chased after Naixiu.
I don’t know if Naixiu has a stubborn temper and refuses to retreat, or if she thinks it’s good to play with Tiance, anyway, she didn’t listen to Bing Xinxiu’s words and retreated from the battlefield. When Ling Kun fell from the sky, tragedy happened—he was born again after performing Tai Chi. Explosive sword, Naixiu was frozen in a ridiculous posture, and was killed by Ling Kun two or three times.
In 5 minutes, a round of arena was played, and the two of them read out.
This is Qiao Qi's first match in the arena, and he won without any effort. This is all due to Ling Kun's strength. Otherwise, if Qiao Qi stood stupidly for five seconds, he would have no choice but to lose if he met a teammate with average skills. The rhythm -- well, Ling Kun's wretchedness must also be counted, isn't everyone able to calculate tricky angles?
"How do you feel?" The first thing Ling Kun said after coming out was to ask Qiao Qi how he felt.
"It's okay, it's fun, it's different from fighting in groups."
"Have you ever had a gang fight?"
"...Master, I will stand by your side all the time in the help battle today, okay? Fuck, there were three days before I could step down as an npc, but when I saw you go to the world, I begged them to let me out, Look at how much my apprentice loves you! The love for you is deep, master, do you feel it?"
Ling Kun wondered why he had the feeling of being watched during the gang war just now. It turned out that this kid was staring at him. He picked his nose and said, "I feel it, but can I not accept it?"
"No."
"Then what else is there to say?"
"Master, what do you mean by that? We've been together for two months, how do you feel about me?"
"I don't feel it, you can't force a straight man to bend, you will be struck by lightning." As soon as he finished speaking, there was a muffled thunder from the sky, "Did you hear, there was thunder."
"..."
"Besides, although Jiansan's love affair is full of gays everywhere, it still depends on his appearance. You have seen a lot of 818. Some of them can be together even though they are ugly. Basically, they are not crooked. Melon cracked dates."
That's what Ling Kun meant: My young master is ugly, and I can't afford to have feelings for him. You are tall, rich and handsome, you should leave early!
Qiao Qi shook her head and said, "It's human nature to control your appearance, but I believe Master, you won't be that ugly and inhuman, I trust my intuition."
Ling Kun sneered, "It's up to you!" After that, he got off, not even hitting JJC.
"Fuck, you're fucking gay!" Ling Kun couldn't hold back, and the words he said were not very nice.
Qiao Qi seemed not very happy because of this sentence, this time he was silent for a few seconds, and then asked in a calm tone: "What's wrong with gays, does Master look down on homosexuals?"
"Um, I don't..."
Ling Kun was at a loss for words for a moment, and wanted to deny it, but the tone of the words he yelled just now obviously made the listeners think that was not the case. If he insisted that he really had no prejudice against homosexuals, I am afraid there would be a kind of over-the-top The effect of getting darker is really a dilemma.
Ling Kun really felt quite resentful, because the words he yelled just now were not out of prejudice, but out of surprise.
Having met Qiao Qi himself, Ling Kun certainly knew that this man was tall, handsome and rich, and he belonged to the kind of high-quality man who could attract the admiration of many women just by standing on the street. Ling Kun took him for granted as a heterosexual, at first glance But when he said that he liked a man and wanted to chase after him, one of them couldn't control himself and said something he shouldn't have said.
Really, what is there that has not been seen after living for so long, why make a fuss?
Ling Kun was secretly annoyed for a while, and finally reorganized the language, and said in a somewhat stupid way: "I didn't mean that, in fact, I don't discriminate against homosexuals, it's just...just..." It's just that Master didn't teach him what to do when he meets a suitor of the same sex!
"Just what? I just didn't expect that I would like men? Or did I not expect that I would fall in love with you, Master." Qiao Qi said the last four words very slowly, as if he was emphasizing each word for Ling Kun, as if he was emphasizing it for Ling Kun. Swear to yourself that you are bound to win.
To be honest, Ling Kun has never met someone whose aura can overwhelm him in all these years, but Qiao Qi's tone just now made him feel a sense of oppression that he had never felt before. There is also an explanation for the fear - even though this man looks like an ordinary human being who is handsome or handsome, there is an invisible coercion hidden in him, which will make people frightened when released, but can't escape the sharp pressure when restrained. As a cultivator, the definition of danger comes from this.
In fact, Ling Kun could have a hundred answers to the question, but he felt that it was difficult to say, so he gave a vague hmm and figured it out.
Qiao Qi gave up as soon as he saw it, and didn't continue to chase Ling Kun, "Master, isn't it the arena? It's almost closing time, is there still time to play?"
Ling Kun saw that the time was really not early, and the arena would close in half an hour, "Let's play and see, there is still half an hour to close, try your hand."
"Oh, then I'm ready."
"Ah."
Ling Kun nodded and ran to the arena. Dai Xue sensed the restlessness of the master, so she consciously went to the kitchen to find some calming herbs to make tea, and brought them to Ling Kun's table.
Ling Kun patted Dai Xue to express his thanks, and then told him to stop wandering outside and come back to rest.
Daixue said goodnight to her master softly, and flew back to Ling Kun's sea of consciousness with a whiz, only to see a long and thin red mark between Ling Kun's eyebrows suddenly opened and closed, but there was no trace left behind.
The arena is lined up, and the first battle is the Tianshan Ice Valley.
The two of them are a relatively neutral combination of Jianchun and Tiance, they can't be said to be very strong or extremely weak, and on the opposite side are two Qixiu, one Bingxin and one Yunshang.
Ling Kun glanced at the equipment on the opposite side, it was a little worse than his own, but the team score was not low, it seems that the strength should not be underestimated.
"It's troublesome to bring a baby on the opposite side. If it doesn't work out, it will take half an hour."
"half an hour?"
"I just said that you don't need to be pressured. Our chopper team is better to win. After a while, you should move more sharply. Don't stand too far away from me. If there is an emergency, I will insert invincible for you."
Qiao Qi sent an ok emoji, indicating that there was no problem. At the same time, the countdown of the system ended and the arena began.
The Tianshan Broken Ice Valley map pays more attention to running positions and card angles. Qiao Qi didn't understand it very well when he came here for the first time. Only then did I realize that the opponent's dps and nurse were still standing on the high platform, and I couldn't hit them with melee combat.
"Master, I'm losing blood, how far is Qixiu's output?"
Qiao Qi noticed this situation, and Ling Kun of course discovered it earlier than he did, "Stay behind and be careful not to be knocked off your horse. He has read the secret book of increasing the attack distance, and he forgot that there is such a thing."
"Oh, so what do we do now?"
"What else can I do, get ready to fight, walk a little to the side of the slope and don't dismount."
Originally, Ling Kun planned to take a gamble, betting that the opponent would step on his aura due to the problem of attack distance. When the sword exploded, he would basically have no chance to run. The result of his overconfidence was that he lost the bet. Now he can only change his strategy, or Fortunately, Qiao Qi's blood is quite thick, so he can avoid the bad luck of being killed by the opponent in two hits.
Qiao Qi got stuck on the side of the high platform and the slope of the iron chain, Bing Xin jumped off the platform to chase after him, but was entangled by Ling Kun and couldn't get distracted.
Naixiu chose a good position to add blood, Ling Kun hit Bing Xinxiu's blood but couldn't suppress it, so he turned to put some pressure on Naixiu.
Probably this fake turn of fire worked, Bing Xinxiu pushed Ling Kun, Ling Kun turned around and cut the target on Bing Xinxiu again, and led Bing Xinxiu to stand at a tricky angle in the blood-increasing blind spot, successfully turning the target on Bing Xinxiu. Naixiu was forced out from that corner with favorable location, and both the two and seven Xiuxiu were exposed to the air.
Without the cover of the pillars, Ling Kun's aura was one after another, and the pressure on Ka's Liang Qixiu began to increase.
All this happened extremely quickly, just as Qiao Qi stood firm on the slope, Ling Kun had already switched targets between the two Seven Shows three times.
[Map] [Bingbing Bingxiu] said: md, Honggou.
"Your sister, you are a macro dog!" Seeing Bing Xin calling himself a macro dog, Ling Kun couldn't help but feel humiliated. He has always been a sharp sword purely manual, and the arena and battlefield are all real hand fights. It is really hand-made than hand-made beef balls! ! !
"Apprentice, the nanny is about to slip away, you go and stop it." Ling Kun's eyes swept over the nanny's feet, and immediately let Qiao Qi move.
Almost at the same time as the words fell, Qiao Qi rushed out from the slope, trampled the delicate and lovely little loli over with one blow of the horse's hooves, then wiped the dragon's teeth and poked Naixiu several times, knocking the little girl He poked him, and typed that he was a biting dog who would only hide in corners and attack.
"Master, she scolded me." Qiao Qi said with a smile, like a rascal, "Can I stab her to death?"
"Can you do it?" Ling Kun taunted him, "Don't mess with people and get them walked instead. There are quite a few nannies who can walk their dogs."
"It's up to you, Master, Bing Xinxiu is also doing her best."
"wipe!"
The two Qixiu watched the chess without speaking and then ran down the slope. Guessing that he was a novice, they planned to try to use a round of explosion to kill Jian Chun first, so that the novice Tiance would not be afraid at all, okay?Unexpectedly, this sword is so sharp, it actually switched targets three times within ten seconds, dragged Bing Xinka to a disgusting corner and beat it, forcefully forcing the nurse out of an excellent position for boosting blood.
As a result, the nanny was a bit unable to add blood, and the two of them would just stand still and not move, thinking that the nanny would drive the butterfly and run away to fill up the blood for themselves, and Bing Xin would follow, so the two of them It can fill up the blood.
They planned so well that they didn't expect that there would be changes in the future, and they didn't expect that Tiance would suddenly rush out to fight.
At this time, Ling Kun's blood had already lost more than half, and the blood bar began to flicker brightly and darkly. Seeing that the timing was about right, he inserted an invincibility for himself, and then exploded in a round, giving Bing Xinxiu, who had about the same blood volume as him, to Bing Xinxiu. Fell to the ground.
[Map] [Bingbing Bingxiu] said: …
[Map] [Ling Kun] said: Save some time for the next explosion, and the same goes for reducing damage.
[Map] [Bingbing Bingxiu] Say: Your mb
[Map] [Ling Kun] said: Apprentice, are you still holding on, I will return blood
"Back to your sister! As a nanny, you still need to regenerate blood first before hitting?"
"If I don't return the blood, I will return to the mana, can't you see that Master is out of mana?"
Qiao Qi: "...I heard that not using blue is called kidneyless, but you use blue so quickly, it's called kidney deficiency?"
"Kidney deficiency is kidney deficiency, I admit it aboveboard, it's not like you haha..."
"..."
"Come on, let's see these two little Xiuxiu who are a teacher."
[Map] [Ling Kun] said: Apprentice, please come on, this nurse can do it well, just for you to practice.
[Map] [Watching chess without saying a word] Said: Don't worry, Master, I'll walk her for now
[Map] [Bingbing Bingxiu] Said: Shit, what do you mean, my wife ignores them, quit!
[Map] [Ling Kun] said: Don't, don't, let's play again~
As he said that, Ling Kun suddenly jumped up and chased after Naixiu.
I don’t know if Naixiu has a stubborn temper and refuses to retreat, or if she thinks it’s good to play with Tiance, anyway, she didn’t listen to Bing Xinxiu’s words and retreated from the battlefield. When Ling Kun fell from the sky, tragedy happened—he was born again after performing Tai Chi. Explosive sword, Naixiu was frozen in a ridiculous posture, and was killed by Ling Kun two or three times.
In 5 minutes, a round of arena was played, and the two of them read out.
This is Qiao Qi's first match in the arena, and he won without any effort. This is all due to Ling Kun's strength. Otherwise, if Qiao Qi stood stupidly for five seconds, he would have no choice but to lose if he met a teammate with average skills. The rhythm -- well, Ling Kun's wretchedness must also be counted, isn't everyone able to calculate tricky angles?
"How do you feel?" The first thing Ling Kun said after coming out was to ask Qiao Qi how he felt.
"It's okay, it's fun, it's different from fighting in groups."
"Have you ever had a gang fight?"
"...Master, I will stand by your side all the time in the help battle today, okay? Fuck, there were three days before I could step down as an npc, but when I saw you go to the world, I begged them to let me out, Look at how much my apprentice loves you! The love for you is deep, master, do you feel it?"
Ling Kun wondered why he had the feeling of being watched during the gang war just now. It turned out that this kid was staring at him. He picked his nose and said, "I feel it, but can I not accept it?"
"No."
"Then what else is there to say?"
"Master, what do you mean by that? We've been together for two months, how do you feel about me?"
"I don't feel it, you can't force a straight man to bend, you will be struck by lightning." As soon as he finished speaking, there was a muffled thunder from the sky, "Did you hear, there was thunder."
"..."
"Besides, although Jiansan's love affair is full of gays everywhere, it still depends on his appearance. You have seen a lot of 818. Some of them can be together even though they are ugly. Basically, they are not crooked. Melon cracked dates."
That's what Ling Kun meant: My young master is ugly, and I can't afford to have feelings for him. You are tall, rich and handsome, you should leave early!
Qiao Qi shook her head and said, "It's human nature to control your appearance, but I believe Master, you won't be that ugly and inhuman, I trust my intuition."
Ling Kun sneered, "It's up to you!" After that, he got off, not even hitting JJC.
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