NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]
Chapter 29 I want to fuck you
Ling Kun said that he wanted to talk to Qiao Qi, and was heard by the goddess of big breasts and Shen Weilan who were still lingering in the channel room, and the two immediately became excited-there is really gossip and jq!And most of the time, it's the gossip of Ling Xiaokun, who is cold and inhuman!
Shen Weilan smelled the difference in Ling Kun's tone, he was sensitively aware that something must have happened between his good brother and Ling Kun, those two people were already so familiar before he knew it?It's not that he's born to be a dude who likes to guess wildly, but Ling Kun has never been a person who likes to talk to someone alone in a small room after the group activities are over. It directly proves the abnormality of his behavior today.
Qiao Qi was planning to look for the beautiful place in the legendary Yixiantian first, but was stunned by Ling Kun's words.
He was stunned for only 0.1 second, and then the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, and a vivid scene appeared in front of his eyes-a tall and cold Taoist priest with long black hair and a high crown, gently stroking his saber, holding his hand. With the sword behind his back, he hooked his fingers with the other hand, and said proudly: "Come here, kid, let's talk."
"Master, what do you want to talk to me about? Are you in love?" Qiao Qi answered indecisively, and heard two gasping sounds from the goddess and Shen Weilan.
Ling Kun ignored his indecency, but secretly chatted a message, and then the game and yy went offline at the same time.
What Ling Kun sent to Qiao Qi was a yy channel number, obviously he wanted to talk to Qiao Qi alone, and he didn't want other people to participate.
After writing down the channel number, Qiao Qi expertly entered the number into the yy search box, and soon entered the channel.
This channel is not as fancy as their gang yy. It only simply established a few rooms, and the names of the rooms are all weird. Ma Ma entered the room, and then a cold voice asked him: "When did you know?"
"What, who are you..." Qiao Qi stopped in the middle of speaking, he realized that the voice belonged to Ling Kun.
Ling Kun said it again, this time in more detail, "You know that I am the same person as the seed merchant npc, when did it happen?"
"Ling Xiaokun..."
"Call Master!" Ling Kun interrupted him.
"Master..."
"Hey, come and talk to Master about the ins and outs of the matter, what you say is good to spare you, but what you say makes me unhappy, hehe..."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Qiao Qi felt that she had inadvertently glimpsed another side of Ling Kun, which was Gao Leng and the queen.
The queen is really amazing, is there any...But at this time, Qiao Qi will not be so short that he hugged Ling Kun's thigh and said: "Queen, please don't hesitate to do this to me!", that will die It's very miserable, maybe before touching Ling Kun's sheep's butt, he will be beaten so fat that his parents don't know each other.
Qiao Qi, who is determined to get Ling Kun, decides to endure the calm for a while, taking a step back and spreading chrysanthemums everywhere.
After brewing his emotions, Qiao Qi deliberately lowered his voice and said apologetically, "Master, I'm sorry, but when you were a seed merchant, I knew that you were the sharp-eyed bird that Ji Mao always mentioned. sheep."
"Get to the point!" Ling Kun was a little impatient.
"The point is, after the first time I quarreled with you on YY that night, you went back to the Guo Yucheng account and complained to me, and I knew the truth." Qiao Qi finished speaking in one breath, as if feeling an invisible coercion towards her. He was attacked by himself, so that he didn't dare to take a breath, and waited silently for Ling Kun's reply.
It turned out to be that day, and it was really early enough, it must have been more than a month... Ling Kun squinted his eyes, thinking about the situation that day.
It seems that I was called by a chicken feather to help YY to reminisce about the old days, and then a chicken feather pimped him to take in an apprentice. He is so good at self-cultivation, but he has promised to accept apprentices, can he go back on his word?Of course!But he, Ling Kun, was a man of his own accord, so he couldn't do such a thing of remorse.
It's true that the mutton has not been eaten yet, and it has already provoked a commotion. Ling Kun, who was a little depressed at the time, told the npc colleague about this oolong apprentice incident. He never thought that the world would be so small, it was this little bitch , After making him angry, he can still show great love for colleagues, comfort him, and tell him to abuse that apprentice when he finds an opportunity in the future.
So... Qiao Qi is not abusive?
Thinking of this incident, Ling Kun felt that it didn't matter if he suddenly became a scumbag master. After all, the parties asked for it themselves. How could he, a good master, live up to the ardent expectations of his disciples?
Ling Kun sneered, and that laugh made Qiao Qi tremble for no reason.
"Okay, Qiao Qi, you watch chess without saying a word, and you really don't speak, ha ha."
"Master..."
"Get out, don't call me master!"
"Then what's the matter with what you want for a while and don't want it for a while, master, old man, give me a nod, the apprentice will definitely satisfy you!"
Why are these words so strange?But after thinking about it carefully, Ling Kun didn't notice any awkwardness.
"Master, it's getting late, aren't you still asleep?" Qiao Qi tried to downplay the fact that she had cheated Ling Kun.
"Don't fucking change the subject for me. I still remember it. Didn't you persuade me to have a chance to abuse my scumbag apprentice in the future? Do you remember this?"
"This..." Of course I remember!It's cool to talk cheap for a while, and the back road is cut off.
"Don't fucking tell me you forgot. Master is a man who keeps his word and respects your human rights. Let's talk about how to abuse you better. Do you have any constructive suggestions?" Lie down by yourself!
"Uh, it's actually like this, Master, I do have a very good constructive suggestion."
"Oh?"
"That's...you should pretend that I didn't say those words. From today onwards, I will be your good apprentice, good apprentice, and cute apprentice. If the master says something, I will definitely go west. Let's write off those things before, master, you Do you think so?"
"Your uncle, you fucking take my words as deaf ears, don't you? You deserve your kidney failure, I really shouldn't..." At this point, Ling Kun's voice stopped abruptly.
Qiao Qi obviously didn't miss the sentence, and asked, "Master, what should you do?"
"nothing......"
Ling Kun never forgot, he clearly knew that Qiao Qi was a dangerous person to him.
Qiao Qi kicked his ass when we met for the first time. At that time, Ling Kun instinctively felt that this person was dangerous and had to avoid him. After the second time he saw through the blindfold, this dangerous feeling became even stronger. How do ordinary humans with no cultivation base do this?
Nothing good will happen to him if he comes into contact with him. With this understanding, Ling Kun never thought that he would meet Qiao Qi for the third time in reality. That night, he rescued Qiao Qi from the Fox Demon Little Star. , keeping him from being sucked dry to death.
If I knew I shouldn't have rescued him back then, this little bastard deserved to be abused by that coquettish fox.
After getting along with Qiao Qi a lot in the future, Ling Kun will know that he is not a little bastard at all, but a big bastard!But at that time, it would be impossible to get rid of this person. At that time, Qiao Qi was extremely powerful and mighty. He was so strong that he could cover the sky with one hand and call the wind and rain. Dare to bring down the nine heavenly tribulations on Ling Kun.
The topic soon ended because of Ling Kun's abrupt denial, Ling Kun remained silent, and Qiao Qi silently accompanied him.
At some point, Ling Kun suddenly said: "Tell me to go to sleep, why are you still not asleep? What time is it?"
"Oh, it's still early. It's not too late for me to go to bed after the master sleeps."
"...I said, I don't need to sleep."
"why?"
"I am not sleepy."
"If you are not sleepy, you have to rest. Aren't you tired, Master?"
tired?Of course I'm tired!But it is not physical fatigue in the ordinary sense, but psychological tiredness.
No matter who is in the cultivation world, he is treated as the head of the Hongchen sect with ease, and it's fine if he doesn't ask about matters big or small in the cultivation world, but he doesn't even care about the affairs of the sect, he doesn't care about the situation of other juniors in the sect, let alone accept him. It is unlucky that the Hongchen Sect falls into his hands, and this person is simply a great disgrace to the cultivation world!
But they only dared to say these words in private. In front of Ling Kun, they still wore a hypocritical mask and called him Master Ling. This false respect was for nothing but because Ling Kun's extraordinary strength had reached perfection. Looking at the entire cultivation world, no one can win Ling Kun alone unless Ling Kun's master Zhaoyue Sword Immortal and the founder of the Hongchen Sect descend to earth.
These people only think that Ling Kun doesn't know what's going on behind their backs, but they don't know that Ling Kun is too lazy to care about it. If he wanted to, he would have passed the Nine Tribulations and ascended to immortality long ago, and he would not have to listen to those gossips that slandered him, but he is just greedy for the world. To be lazy in cultivation is to be able to stay in this world for one more day.
Ling Kun fell into silence again, and Qiao Qi couldn't help worrying. Fortunately, this time Ling Kun didn't stay in a daze for too long. He logged into the Qixiu trumpet Ling Xiaokun, watched the chess in the group, and said, "Go, play 22."
Qiao Qi knows what 22 is, isn't it the arena, but he is more concerned about another thing, "Master, are you not angry that I lied to you?"
"Not allowed in the future." Ling Kun replied.
"I will never lie to you again, Master, you are so kind."
"Go away, big man, don't talk to me in this tone, is it sour."
"Why? Chicken Feather often says the same thing, why can't I? Master, I'm going to be jealous!"
Ling Kun was also taken aback for a moment. He didn't seem to feel a strong sense of disobedience when such a tone appeared on the chicken feathers all over the place, but if Qiao Qi said that, he felt uncomfortable, probably because of that expression. His voice was too deep and too manly, and being cute for no reason made him feel sick.
Since Ling Kun didn't like it, Qiao Qi returned to his normal tone of speaking, but he didn't want to change his words for the time being.
"Master, how to hit 22?"
"Just fight like this, go in and listen to my command, you can fight whatever you want to fight, you don't have to win, just experience it first."
"Oh, when are we going to play a copy?"
Ling Kun almost glanced at him, "Didn't you say that you want me to play pvp with you, or do you want to play with Chicken Feather?"
Qiao Qi hurriedly said: "No, no, I'd better follow you." Then, he changed the subject and asked again: "Master, since you remember so many things I said, do you remember the one I told you? A scumbag?"
"I have a little impression." Ling Kun replied casually as he was building a team of 22.
"Oh, that scumbag A is actually me."
"You are really honest." Ling Kun mocked.
Qiao Qi pretended not to hear his sarcasm, and continued: "The female friend I mentioned who has a good relationship does exist, but he is a man, and you also know that man, Master."
"I know? Feathers? Fuck you are not talking about me!!!???"
Qiao Qi couldn't help laughing out, the low laughter, with some charm, was very pleasant to hear, almost to the point where the ears were ready to move, he still smiled and said: "That's right, Master, it's You, I want to chase after you."
Shen Weilan smelled the difference in Ling Kun's tone, he was sensitively aware that something must have happened between his good brother and Ling Kun, those two people were already so familiar before he knew it?It's not that he's born to be a dude who likes to guess wildly, but Ling Kun has never been a person who likes to talk to someone alone in a small room after the group activities are over. It directly proves the abnormality of his behavior today.
Qiao Qi was planning to look for the beautiful place in the legendary Yixiantian first, but was stunned by Ling Kun's words.
He was stunned for only 0.1 second, and then the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, and a vivid scene appeared in front of his eyes-a tall and cold Taoist priest with long black hair and a high crown, gently stroking his saber, holding his hand. With the sword behind his back, he hooked his fingers with the other hand, and said proudly: "Come here, kid, let's talk."
"Master, what do you want to talk to me about? Are you in love?" Qiao Qi answered indecisively, and heard two gasping sounds from the goddess and Shen Weilan.
Ling Kun ignored his indecency, but secretly chatted a message, and then the game and yy went offline at the same time.
What Ling Kun sent to Qiao Qi was a yy channel number, obviously he wanted to talk to Qiao Qi alone, and he didn't want other people to participate.
After writing down the channel number, Qiao Qi expertly entered the number into the yy search box, and soon entered the channel.
This channel is not as fancy as their gang yy. It only simply established a few rooms, and the names of the rooms are all weird. Ma Ma entered the room, and then a cold voice asked him: "When did you know?"
"What, who are you..." Qiao Qi stopped in the middle of speaking, he realized that the voice belonged to Ling Kun.
Ling Kun said it again, this time in more detail, "You know that I am the same person as the seed merchant npc, when did it happen?"
"Ling Xiaokun..."
"Call Master!" Ling Kun interrupted him.
"Master..."
"Hey, come and talk to Master about the ins and outs of the matter, what you say is good to spare you, but what you say makes me unhappy, hehe..."
Qiao Qi: "..."
Qiao Qi felt that she had inadvertently glimpsed another side of Ling Kun, which was Gao Leng and the queen.
The queen is really amazing, is there any...But at this time, Qiao Qi will not be so short that he hugged Ling Kun's thigh and said: "Queen, please don't hesitate to do this to me!", that will die It's very miserable, maybe before touching Ling Kun's sheep's butt, he will be beaten so fat that his parents don't know each other.
Qiao Qi, who is determined to get Ling Kun, decides to endure the calm for a while, taking a step back and spreading chrysanthemums everywhere.
After brewing his emotions, Qiao Qi deliberately lowered his voice and said apologetically, "Master, I'm sorry, but when you were a seed merchant, I knew that you were the sharp-eyed bird that Ji Mao always mentioned. sheep."
"Get to the point!" Ling Kun was a little impatient.
"The point is, after the first time I quarreled with you on YY that night, you went back to the Guo Yucheng account and complained to me, and I knew the truth." Qiao Qi finished speaking in one breath, as if feeling an invisible coercion towards her. He was attacked by himself, so that he didn't dare to take a breath, and waited silently for Ling Kun's reply.
It turned out to be that day, and it was really early enough, it must have been more than a month... Ling Kun squinted his eyes, thinking about the situation that day.
It seems that I was called by a chicken feather to help YY to reminisce about the old days, and then a chicken feather pimped him to take in an apprentice. He is so good at self-cultivation, but he has promised to accept apprentices, can he go back on his word?Of course!But he, Ling Kun, was a man of his own accord, so he couldn't do such a thing of remorse.
It's true that the mutton has not been eaten yet, and it has already provoked a commotion. Ling Kun, who was a little depressed at the time, told the npc colleague about this oolong apprentice incident. He never thought that the world would be so small, it was this little bitch , After making him angry, he can still show great love for colleagues, comfort him, and tell him to abuse that apprentice when he finds an opportunity in the future.
So... Qiao Qi is not abusive?
Thinking of this incident, Ling Kun felt that it didn't matter if he suddenly became a scumbag master. After all, the parties asked for it themselves. How could he, a good master, live up to the ardent expectations of his disciples?
Ling Kun sneered, and that laugh made Qiao Qi tremble for no reason.
"Okay, Qiao Qi, you watch chess without saying a word, and you really don't speak, ha ha."
"Master..."
"Get out, don't call me master!"
"Then what's the matter with what you want for a while and don't want it for a while, master, old man, give me a nod, the apprentice will definitely satisfy you!"
Why are these words so strange?But after thinking about it carefully, Ling Kun didn't notice any awkwardness.
"Master, it's getting late, aren't you still asleep?" Qiao Qi tried to downplay the fact that she had cheated Ling Kun.
"Don't fucking change the subject for me. I still remember it. Didn't you persuade me to have a chance to abuse my scumbag apprentice in the future? Do you remember this?"
"This..." Of course I remember!It's cool to talk cheap for a while, and the back road is cut off.
"Don't fucking tell me you forgot. Master is a man who keeps his word and respects your human rights. Let's talk about how to abuse you better. Do you have any constructive suggestions?" Lie down by yourself!
"Uh, it's actually like this, Master, I do have a very good constructive suggestion."
"Oh?"
"That's...you should pretend that I didn't say those words. From today onwards, I will be your good apprentice, good apprentice, and cute apprentice. If the master says something, I will definitely go west. Let's write off those things before, master, you Do you think so?"
"Your uncle, you fucking take my words as deaf ears, don't you? You deserve your kidney failure, I really shouldn't..." At this point, Ling Kun's voice stopped abruptly.
Qiao Qi obviously didn't miss the sentence, and asked, "Master, what should you do?"
"nothing......"
Ling Kun never forgot, he clearly knew that Qiao Qi was a dangerous person to him.
Qiao Qi kicked his ass when we met for the first time. At that time, Ling Kun instinctively felt that this person was dangerous and had to avoid him. After the second time he saw through the blindfold, this dangerous feeling became even stronger. How do ordinary humans with no cultivation base do this?
Nothing good will happen to him if he comes into contact with him. With this understanding, Ling Kun never thought that he would meet Qiao Qi for the third time in reality. That night, he rescued Qiao Qi from the Fox Demon Little Star. , keeping him from being sucked dry to death.
If I knew I shouldn't have rescued him back then, this little bastard deserved to be abused by that coquettish fox.
After getting along with Qiao Qi a lot in the future, Ling Kun will know that he is not a little bastard at all, but a big bastard!But at that time, it would be impossible to get rid of this person. At that time, Qiao Qi was extremely powerful and mighty. He was so strong that he could cover the sky with one hand and call the wind and rain. Dare to bring down the nine heavenly tribulations on Ling Kun.
The topic soon ended because of Ling Kun's abrupt denial, Ling Kun remained silent, and Qiao Qi silently accompanied him.
At some point, Ling Kun suddenly said: "Tell me to go to sleep, why are you still not asleep? What time is it?"
"Oh, it's still early. It's not too late for me to go to bed after the master sleeps."
"...I said, I don't need to sleep."
"why?"
"I am not sleepy."
"If you are not sleepy, you have to rest. Aren't you tired, Master?"
tired?Of course I'm tired!But it is not physical fatigue in the ordinary sense, but psychological tiredness.
No matter who is in the cultivation world, he is treated as the head of the Hongchen sect with ease, and it's fine if he doesn't ask about matters big or small in the cultivation world, but he doesn't even care about the affairs of the sect, he doesn't care about the situation of other juniors in the sect, let alone accept him. It is unlucky that the Hongchen Sect falls into his hands, and this person is simply a great disgrace to the cultivation world!
But they only dared to say these words in private. In front of Ling Kun, they still wore a hypocritical mask and called him Master Ling. This false respect was for nothing but because Ling Kun's extraordinary strength had reached perfection. Looking at the entire cultivation world, no one can win Ling Kun alone unless Ling Kun's master Zhaoyue Sword Immortal and the founder of the Hongchen Sect descend to earth.
These people only think that Ling Kun doesn't know what's going on behind their backs, but they don't know that Ling Kun is too lazy to care about it. If he wanted to, he would have passed the Nine Tribulations and ascended to immortality long ago, and he would not have to listen to those gossips that slandered him, but he is just greedy for the world. To be lazy in cultivation is to be able to stay in this world for one more day.
Ling Kun fell into silence again, and Qiao Qi couldn't help worrying. Fortunately, this time Ling Kun didn't stay in a daze for too long. He logged into the Qixiu trumpet Ling Xiaokun, watched the chess in the group, and said, "Go, play 22."
Qiao Qi knows what 22 is, isn't it the arena, but he is more concerned about another thing, "Master, are you not angry that I lied to you?"
"Not allowed in the future." Ling Kun replied.
"I will never lie to you again, Master, you are so kind."
"Go away, big man, don't talk to me in this tone, is it sour."
"Why? Chicken Feather often says the same thing, why can't I? Master, I'm going to be jealous!"
Ling Kun was also taken aback for a moment. He didn't seem to feel a strong sense of disobedience when such a tone appeared on the chicken feathers all over the place, but if Qiao Qi said that, he felt uncomfortable, probably because of that expression. His voice was too deep and too manly, and being cute for no reason made him feel sick.
Since Ling Kun didn't like it, Qiao Qi returned to his normal tone of speaking, but he didn't want to change his words for the time being.
"Master, how to hit 22?"
"Just fight like this, go in and listen to my command, you can fight whatever you want to fight, you don't have to win, just experience it first."
"Oh, when are we going to play a copy?"
Ling Kun almost glanced at him, "Didn't you say that you want me to play pvp with you, or do you want to play with Chicken Feather?"
Qiao Qi hurriedly said: "No, no, I'd better follow you." Then, he changed the subject and asked again: "Master, since you remember so many things I said, do you remember the one I told you? A scumbag?"
"I have a little impression." Ling Kun replied casually as he was building a team of 22.
"Oh, that scumbag A is actually me."
"You are really honest." Ling Kun mocked.
Qiao Qi pretended not to hear his sarcasm, and continued: "The female friend I mentioned who has a good relationship does exist, but he is a man, and you also know that man, Master."
"I know? Feathers? Fuck you are not talking about me!!!???"
Qiao Qi couldn't help laughing out, the low laughter, with some charm, was very pleasant to hear, almost to the point where the ears were ready to move, he still smiled and said: "That's right, Master, it's You, I want to chase after you."
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