NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

Commanding the battlefield is a physical job, Shen Weilan didn't bother to do other things after a game, parked her yellow chicken in Chang'an and hung up the phone, and chatted with Qiao Qi instead.

He didn't know that Qiao Qi knew Ling Kun. Of course, Qiao Qi was not sure if the Ling Kun they knew was the same person. After all, a server as big as [-] in [-] had two names with similar pronunciations and they both happened to play Chunyang. Players, it's not surprising at all.However, Qiao Qi learned from Shen Weilan's words that the Ling Kun he knew was a sharp fat sheep.

"I didn't say that, this b is really powerful. He always knows what you want to do next, and always responds in time when you don't ask. Fuck, this stream of consciousness is too powerful and awesome."

"Aside from Chazhen Shanhe, are the other wilds so powerful?" Qiao Qi pretended not to believe it.

"Really, I won't brag about it with you. You'll know when you have a chance to paddle in my regiment."

Qiao Qi couldn't help applauding in her heart, waiting for Shen Weilan's words.

While chatting, Shen Weilan's cell phone rang, and he cursed and grabbed the claw machine to see, it turned out to be Ling Kun!

Ling Kun called him personally!Shen Weilan picked it up "uneasy", and said, "Hi, Mrs. Ling Kun~ Why did you think of calling me~"

"I'll give you three seconds, yy say something." After finishing speaking, Ling Kun hung up.

Shen Weilan looked at the screen of the phone and thought to herself: This product is still so domineering and cool when I wipe it.

After saying hello to Qiao Qi, Shen Weilan put on her earphones, turned off the channel and muted it, and heard Ling Kun blackmailing him.

What Ling Kun said was vivid, and the girls in the gang couldn't stop laughing, "I just called Chicken Feather, guess what I heard?"

"Is there a girl?"

"No, no, obviously, you are really not rotten girls. I didn't believe it before, but now, hehe..." Ling Kun smiled, whetted his appetite, those girls can't care less about the simple clothes, the true colors of women show.

"Ling Kun, tell me quickly, don't tell me that my old lady put a chrysanthemum in you, would you believe it!"

"Yes! Chicken Feather said, he bought you a chrysanthemum match imported from the United States, and I will wait for you to come back and try to see if the size fits!"

"Chicken Feather Chicory took out a condom and said to Ling Kun, let's be friends~"

"puff!"

There was a lot of laughter in yy, even Shen Weilan couldn't help laughing, these girls threw good soap...

But fun is fun, Shen Weilan doesn't like to listen to it anymore, he knows that the girls in the gang are not serious about corrupting him and Ling Kun, so he indulges them, otherwise the girls' fate will probably be the same as the one he kicked out before .

Shen Weilan adjusted the microphone, deliberately pretending that she just came back, "Fuck, Ling Kun, have you been resurrected?"

"Yeah, the young master is back, and I can't bear to let these cute girls in the gang die casually hahaha!"

"A funny guy!"

"Who are you talking about, funny!"

"You are so funny!"

Gangzhong: "..."

They are a little used to it. Whenever these two people meet, they tear each other down. In fact, they have a very good relationship.

"Okay, let's stop talking to you, let's talk about serious business, when are you going to come back to play games?" Shen Weilan suddenly changed her style of painting, and said seriously.

Ling Kun thought to himself, I want to know when I can come back more than you, but unfortunately you have to ask gww about this matter, I have to continue to be an npc if I'm not good at it!

"I don't know either. I'm busy with work and something happened in the company, so I don't have much interest in playing games." Ling Kun babbled casually.

"Are you okay? Remember to give me your account ID before you go to the hospital next time. I will use my energy and strength to go online."

"Could you be so cheap? I'm sick, not for a maternity checkup." It was obvious that Ling Kun said this with gritted teeth.

Shen Weilan didn't take it seriously at all, and let it go with a haha.

But after what Shen Weilan said, everyone knew that Ling Kun went to the hospital because of being too busy and exhausted from work, so he didn't go online for a long time, so you and I cared about each other, which fully reflected the strong affection of the small group , Warm and revolutionary gang love, the president also said that when Ling Kun comes back, he will hold an online banquet for Ling Kun.

No matter what, Ling Kun is indeed popular with everyone, that's right.

After shouting again, Shen Weilan suddenly remembered something, and said to Ling Kun: "By the way, Kun'er, I have something to discuss with you."

Ling Kun looked like a master, and snorted from his nasal cavity: "What's the matter?"

"Go, go down to the small room and talk to you."

After finishing speaking, Shen Weilan dragged Ling Kun to the small locked room below.

The guild channel swiped the screen for a while, and strongly demanded to secretly observe what the two were talking in the locked room. Shen Weilan let them go, so the guild members, who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, went to the president, Sister Hei, I want him to grant full channel administrator privileges, so that I can cancel the password of the small room, so that everyone can go in and eavesdrop.

Sister Hi was dumbfounded by these chicks, and said, "One of the channel's orange horses is on my trumpet, one is for Ling Kun, and the other is on Chicken Feather. What do you think should be done?"

This ambiguous answer made the guild channel boo, but everyone stopped staring and dispersed.

It was originally a joke that I was going to harass Ling Kun and the chicken feathers all over the place. If I could really join in the fun, everyone would have fun. If you can’t go, you won’t force yourself to explore other people’s privacy. Yes, it's obvious to let everyone stop harassing when enough is enough.

Shen Weilan glanced at the guild channel, knowing that Sister Hi had done another practical thing for him, and continued to hang up after thanking her privately.

As Sister Hi said, Ling Kun and Shen Weilan took away the two orange horses from his channel. At the moment, the two orange horses were squatting in the locked room, and Shen Weilan pulled out the headset directly. Anyway, the next thing to say It's about Qiao Qi.

Ling Kun wanted to talk more with the members of the guild, a few more black and blue words, but he heard the sound of water droplets in the earphones, and he was dragged to the room below.

"Ling Kun, Ling Xiaokun, Kun'er~" Ling Kun heard Shen Weilan's flattery as soon as he went there.

"What are you doing?" Ling Kun picked his nostrils, he didn't have the aloof and refined temperament of a sword cultivator, and he was very down-to-earth.

"I'm asking you something~ Do you agree?"

"I'll tell you what you say every time you ask me something. How can I agree if you don't tell me." Ling Kun is obviously not a cheap lamp. Facing a little boy who can be his great-grandson, he will not be flattered by a few words The shouts were fooled into it.

"It's like this. I have a friend who just came to play Sword III. Recently, he encountered a little accident and was slow to level up. After a few days, he will reach full level. Can you help me take him and play a copy or something."

Qiao Qi felt particularly uncomfortable with Shen Weilan like this, because he had never seen Shen Weilan like this before.

Most of the time, Shen Weilan has a poisonous mouth and loves to express brotherly love in a mocking way. Qiao Qi does not have the honor to experience such flattery.

Maybe it was because his eyes were too sharp like a dragon's, Shen Weilan pulled away from complimenting Ling Kun and looked back at Qiao Qi.

"Why are you looking at me like that, I don't have hemorrhoids on my face!" Shen Weilan emphasized, apparently he hadn't forgotten that Qiao Qi had mocked him for his hemorrhoids before.

Qiao Qi sneered, this guy, with only this IQ, "Have you ever seen someone with hemorrhoids on his face, are you a snake spirit?"

"you!!!"

Shen Weilan is angry, she's a good chess player, she didn't learn anything after returning to China, only learning those weird things.

Qiao Qi said that his family is a scholarly family!He accepts textual things very quickly, okay?

If Qiao Qi's father knew that his son would not learn well when he returned to China, he would have learned the word "snake spirit disease" on the first day, and he would probably vomit blood!

Shen Weilan brushed her hair frizzily, and said, "Damn it, I can't tell you, can we still be good friends?"

Qiao Qi laughed and said, "There is a bar of soap over there, we are still good friends after picking it up."

Following Qiao Qi's gaze, there is indeed a square thing on the ground, but I'm not sure if it's soap.According to Shen Weilan's short-sightedness, forget about such a long distance, he will walk around if he throws 1 yuan soft girl coins there, because of root!Book!look!No!clear!

She was about to die of heartlessness by Qiao Qi, Shen Weilan said: "Knowing you counts as great, so good! I'll find you a master, you're just a wolf-hearted thing that doesn't hurt me."

"What master?" Qiao Qi automatically ignored the others and went straight to the point.

"Master in the game, I can only play pvp, and I can't do dungeons at all. At that time, I have no choice but to let Ling Kun take you."

"Didn't he play pvp with you? Besides, I'm playing Tiance, and you let a sheep teach the wolf to play the game? How funny!"

The two of them chatted without turning off the microphone, and Ling Kun heard it all. He didn't speak just now, but now he is dissatisfied.

Why, Chun Yang couldn't be Tian Ce's master?What, is Tiance amazing?Why, isn't Tiance a dog?It's not Heng Yuanxiang who is like sheep and goats all day long!Be respectful and call Master Chunyang!

Suddenly, Ling Kun said what he said just now, and the atmosphere was silent for a moment after it was over.

What broke the silence was Shen Weilan's smirk. He really didn't expect that someone could make Qiao Qi stunned. It's just...it's amazing!Looking at Qiao Qi's thunderous expression, he didn't even think that this guy was more handsome than himself, he couldn't be more frustrated than him!

Qiao Qi reacted quickly, and after a few seconds of stunned, he counterattacked: "Chun Yang with Yang is not a sheep? I've never heard of Tiance with a dog in his name."

"Dongdu Wolf, don't you know dear~"

"It's a wolf, much higher than a dog, and it specializes in eating sheep."

Ling Kun: "..."

Ling Kun felt that his hundreds of years of cultivation would be ruined in one fell swoop, he could just leave it alone, even if he didn't have to sell Shen Weilan's face to yell today, he wouldn't have these troubles... ...But he couldn't do it, all his seniors were like this, they couldn't get away from the world of mortals, but they had to do so in the end.

The players of Jiansan only know that the villain's valley master Wang Yifeng is a descendant of Hongchen's lineage, and they are all very interested in Hongchen's lineage, but they don't know that in this world, there really exists a sect called Hongchen, whose specialty is high-yield and sharp sword repair.

Unable to let go of the world of mortals, unable to let go of the few friends after a hundred years of loneliness, Ling Kun agreed to Shen Weilan's request, and then immediately quit the channel without leaving a word.

Shen Weilan didn't take it seriously, turned off the channel and continued to play the game, Qiao Qi asked: "Is he angry?" He would ask this because he felt that what he said was too much.

"It's okay, he's always like this, he leaves after speaking, everyone is used to it."

"Oh."

"Don't worry, it's all right. He's not such a stingy person. If he's really upset, he won't agree to take you with him. Believe it or not, he will forget about it next time we meet."

Qiao Qi nodded and didn't continue to explore, because it reminded him that Guo Yucheng was online.

As he expected, Guo Yucheng sent a secret chat as soon as he went online, complaining about what happened just now.

Qiao Qi looked at it with a smile, and answered a few words as appropriate, being careful not to reveal his secrets, but he was sure that the Ling Kun he knew was the same as Shen Weilan.Unexpectedly, there is such a coincidence in the world, and as Shen Weilan said, Ling Kun is not very angry anymore, and finally said something quite objective——

[Guo Yucheng] said: To be honest, that kid's mouth is really poisonous, but his reaction is fast enough, and he is straightforward enough.

Qiao Qi kept laughing, and replied to him——

[Bao Songdao] said: If that kid knows that you are so optimistic about him, he must be overjoyed.

[Guo Yucheng] Said: Just talk nonsense, you

[Bao Songdao] said: Really!

That's right, Qiao Qi, who was praised for his quick reflexes, has already raised his tail to the sky.