NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

Shen Weilan leads a group to command the battlefield, and always likes to bring a Qi sheep by his side, and if he doesn't do anything else, he just goes to town.

Zhenshanhe is simply a must-have skill when traveling at home, making love with flowers, guarding points and holding flags, and seizing high ground!

Among the players who are close to Shen Weilan, Ling Kun is the number one player in Zhenshanhe, but he is not online these days, which makes Shen Weilan unable to fight the battlefield. I was weak all over, and the windmill didn't turn very smoothly, let alone running the train with my mouth full of commands as usual, which amused the people in the group.

He hadn't had the energy to start a group these days, so today it was the gang leader who assembled the team before calling him into the team.

Shen Weilan's guild is quite famous on their server, not because of how powerful it is in pve, nor how violent it is in pvp, but because the guild's name is gorgeous enough - Jiansan Dating Agency, with this name and a bunch of girls sitting in town, every day There were one or two players who asked to join the club because of their reputation, and over time, they also accumulated a little popularity.

However, this gang is always a casual gang, and there are not many large-scale activities organized, only the daily battlefield is considered fixed.

Shen Weilan scanned the team interface after taking over the team leader, and seeing that Ling Kun was not there, she looked at the team configuration again, secretly sweating over today's victory or loss.

At this moment, someone secretly asked him why he didn't see his good friend Ling Kun.

Speaking of this guy, Shen Weilan got angry, and made fun of Ling Kun with the chrysanthemum competition, and the rotten girls in the team who didn't know him well joked about it, saying that the head of the team was fried and missed Xiao Gong Yunyun.The girls in the gang knew Shen Weilan's temper and wanted to dissuade those savages, but they didn't take it seriously and kept talking.

This group is not well equipped and there are too many trumpets. Shen Weilan has always been the second youngest who is willing to lead trumpets and newcomers, so he never thought about kicking people out of the team. He just seriously thought about how to fight well on the battlefield. A few small savages kept making noises, and suddenly became impatient.

He was silent for a few seconds before turning on the mic, almost shouting, "Fuck, hi sister, are you there? Give Ling Kun a call. Damn it's still not online. If you don't, get out of here!"

Hi sister is their gang leader, she is a show, and she has known Shen Weilan for a long time, and she has never seen him lose his temper.

"Chicken Feather, what's the matter?"

"It's okay, please give Ling Kun a call and tell him to come up quickly, and say that the young master misses his Zhenshanhe."

Hi sister is very refreshing, Bian'er went to make a phone call.

They said these few words directly in yy just now, and they didn't shy away from the players in the team who were listening to yy. Just now, the girl who made trouble with Shen Weilan, who was the most violent bomber, was also there. Kaimaifu Shen Weilan and Ling Kun.

Shen Weilan can't stand this the most, he doesn't discriminate against gays, his best brother is gay, how can he discriminate against a dude?The point is that he is particularly annoyed by those who can get close to the rotten and the base in everything. To put it mildly, this type of girl is a senior rotten girl who does not stick to small details. No one discussed it.

Seeing that the girls in the gang were all trying to persuade her, Shen Weilan didn't want to have frequent seizures, so she refused to respond.

At this moment, Shen Weilan realized that Qiao Qi was staring at him with strange eyes.

Shen Ershao quickly moved his butt back, put his legs together to protect his chest with his hands, and said, "What do you want to do, how many times have you said that I'm not gay anymore!"

"Cut!" Qiao Qi sneered, "I've said it many times, I'm gay but I'm not too hungry, just your looks, haha..."

The last "hehe" was particularly chilling. Shen Weilan exploded and said, "My beauty is for girls to see. What does it have to do with you? Still look at it? Still staring, I have a long face. Got a mole!?"

"There are no moles, hemorrhoids..."

Before she finished speaking, Qiao Qi was thrown onto the sofa by Shen Weilan, and the two began to wrestle.

This was purely for fun, but Xiao Xing, who was watching TV in the room, heard the noise, and when he came out to see it, it was not the case.

Shen Weilan pounced on Qiao Qi by taking advantage of the preemptive strike, her movements were peculiar, and her expression was even more obscene. She smiled and said, "You scream, you scream, no one will pay attention to you if you break your throat."

As soon as the words fell, Xiaoxing's aggrieved voice came, "Brother, what are you doing?"

The two big men who were fighting together looked up at the same time, and saw the kid standing at the door of Qiao Qi's room, that little boy looked so pitiful.

Shen Weilan immediately let go, sat back in front of her computer, and raised her hands to prove her innocence.

Xiao Xing just stood there and didn't come over, just looked at Qiao Qi pitifully.

Qiao Qi couldn't help it, so he got up and straightened his clothes, walked towards Xiao Xing, and didn't forget to turn his head to warn Shen Weilan not to be frightened, and to clean him up later.

Qiao Qi left, and Shen Weilan's attention naturally returned to the game, and saw two people leaving the team, but the thick-skinned man who corrupted him and Ling Kun just now was still there, and continued to babble.After looking at the secret chat, Shen Weilan realized that the two who had left just couldn't bear the girl's bluffing.

Shen Weilan curled her lips, kicked that girl out of the team without saying a word, and carried her out of YY by the way.

The world was quiet, and Shen Weilan let out a long breath, and said with a tyrannical and cool attitude: "Call the two of you again, and don't let them join the team if you don't have seven thousand and five equipment. In the future, I will give you the captain. Look at it." group. Then, hi sister, did you get through to Ling Xiaokun?"

The channel Zima's light was on, and after a few searches, a very old Beijing-style sentence came out: "Called, I said that I have been busy with work recently and I don't have time to go online, so don't worry about him, find a new partner to intervene." Go to the mountains and rivers."

"Fuck me!"

Shen Weilan scolded, let the future group be full, don't leave a place for that bitch Ling Kun.

The group advertisements were posted over and over again, but no one joined the team. Fortunately, the savages in the group are more patient and know how to speak. While helping to call people, they chat with the girls from the dating agency. Also the atmosphere is harmonious.

Shen Weilan has always been an uncle, and never took the initiative to call out, so he took the time to ask Sister Hi for Ling Kun's mobile phone number.

Sister Hi hesitated for a moment, and asked Shen Weilan what she wanted to do.

Shen Weilan got angry, and replied with three words: Explode his ass!

Hey sister handed over Ling Kun's mobile phone number without saying a word, and sent her blessings: have a blast, play well, and sleep soundly.

After getting Ling Kun's number, Shen Weilan dialed it without delay.

After a few beeps of the dial tone, a familiar voice came, and the drawn-out tone gave people a lazy feeling.

"Hello~"

"Hey, grandpa, hurry up and go online to help my grandpa!" Shen Weilan was not polite, and yelled as soon as she came up.

Ling Kun paused for a few seconds, waved Dai Xue back, and got up to stretch his body.

"...a chicken feather all over the place?"

"Nonsense, who else is there besides the young master, what's wrong with you, you haven't been online for the past few days, you really work overtime or don't want to play, do you want to play?"

Ling Kun laughed, and said: "No, I'm really busy, I've accumulated several jobs and didn't move, I planned to finish them together a few days ago, but I didn't expect to be too old to stay up all night, three or four days all night. , into the hospital."

"Pfft! No, hey, I didn't mean to laugh at you, are you healthy?"

"I really went to the hospital, but it's nothing serious, just overtired."

"Okay, okay, I'm ashamed to ask you to insert invincibility for me."

Ling Kun smiled, didn't speak, stared at the seed dealer representing himself on the screen, and laughed—I can't log in!But he didn't want to tell the matter about the seed dealer.

After saying a few innocuous words, Shen Weilan finally asked him if he would come to YY to play, it doesn't matter if he doesn't play games, everyone misses him.

Ling Kun thought for a while, and said to let them play first, and he will come in a while.

Shen Weilan hung up the phone, and seeing Qiao Qi staring at him again, she couldn't help teasing: "Why, have you calmed down your little love?"

"You can't get ivory out of your dog's mouth."

"You spit one out for me to see?"

"..."

Qiao Qi ignored him, took care of the messenger by himself, and replied Ling Kun with a few messages, asking what he was doing.

[Guo Yucheng] said: Nothing, I just answered a call from a friend, and I will go to YY to chat with them for a while.

[Bao Songdao] said: They don't know about you being an NPC?

[Guo Yucheng] Said: I don’t know, I don’t intend to say

[Bao Songdao] said: Oh

[Guo Yucheng] Said: OK, you play first, I hang up, go and have a look

[Bao Songdao] said: go well

After leaving Ling Kun for a while, Qiao Qi continued typing on the keyboard, seemingly casually asking, "Lan Zi, who is that Ling Kun you just mentioned?"

Shen Weilan froze for a moment, and said, "I'll tell you after this match."

"Ah."

Shen Weilan commanded the battlefield with passion, but Qiao Qi didn't know that if Ling Kun was there, it would be more passion.

The 25-player Silk Road, Shen Weilan especially likes the battlefield where other people look at the egg-painful battlefield - the big map, the long battle line, and the difficulty of defense. Not losing five points and at the same time allowing everyone in the team to score points is all knowledge.

If you want to say it's a pity, it's that Ling Kun is not here, and it's not easy to lose a comrade who doesn't care about the score and can guard the point with peace of mind.

Fortunately, the people in the guild took care of the overall situation. Although they are all keen on killing people, they are even more unscrupulous when Ling Kun is around, but now that Ling Kun is not around, they can take the initiative to ask to guard and grab points, so that the savages can get enough heads to earn points.

After a game, although the team's strength is not satisfactory, Ke Sheng listened to the command and concentrated fire, but he won beautifully.

After leaving the battlefield, the team dispersed, Shen Weilan turned off Mai and asked Qiao Qi: "How do you know about Ling Kun?"

Qiao Qi said, "Didn't you just yell at him?"

"Oh!" Shen Weilan nodded, "I still think of you as an agent NPC who can see the player's background and know if he is secretly playing trumpet."

"I can't see it, I can only see if the letter was delivered correctly, and I can't see the content."

"oh oh!"

"You really like this guy, so you still call him?" Qiao Qi didn't even know that he had to exchange cell phone numbers to play online games.

"I just got his number too. This guy is so ignorant, so the boss knows his contact information." Shen Weilan took a sip of tea and said, "I fucked up and yelled, my throat is dry, Ling Kun It's a pure yang, very powerful, and the piercing of Zhenshanhe is particularly sharp."

Zhen Shanhe Qiaoqi knew it. He had paid attention to this skill that appeared in Shen Weilan's mouth more than 80% of the time. He knew that it was an invincible skill. control.I heard that this skill was a magical skill in the 80s of the game, and it could sweep the world.

When Ling Kun was not there, Qiao Qi left the keyboard with both hands, and asked with a smile, "What's a good way, especially good at inserting?"

"Yes, I'm especially good at inserting! I turn around with a windmill, and when I'm about to die, I'll be invincible. Once I insert, I will be sure. Whoever sb stands by my side and doesn't walk away will basically die."

"Sounds awesome."

"Well, you will know if you try it when you have a chance in the future."

How ambiguous these words are, try to be inserted into the town... Qiao Qi smiled unkindly.