Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

Zhao Xiaofu went to Song Yizhou's house to play games again today, and was completely convinced by Song.

Of course, it was not because of his game skills, but because of his bad taste.

This kid was too arrogant in the game, blatantly robbing monsters, occupying mines, and dominating maps, so that he attracted the hatred of the major legions, and was beaten at a high speed once a minute in the PK field.But this kid's equipment level is too powerful, and there are only a handful of people who can beat him.

Song Yizhou laughed while looking at the people taking his own number: "This is what I want."

While typing on the keyboard, rows of IPs appeared on the screen immediately, and he muttered to himself: "Say, who should I attack today."

Zhao Xiaofu deeply felt that he and this person were not in the same world, "What are you attacking?" By the way, what is the source of these IPs?

Song Yizhou said with a smirk: "Those who suppressed me, I sent 007 to penetrate into the enemy's interior and let them go." It seemed that considering Zhao Xiaofu's level of knowledge reserve, he explained, "It's okay, I just want to go into their computer to play and see what good things are there."

So, Zhao Xiaofu watched in amazement as the kid flipped his knuckles and successfully hacked into the computer desktop of some unlucky ghost.

Song Yizhou opened a few folders at random, shook his head dully, suddenly stared at something, clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "There is something for this guy. 6G." It turned out that his newly opened folder was full of is full of videos, and according to the thumbnails, it can be seen that the protagonists are frankly meeting each other.He opened one of the videos with great interest, and the characters moved.

After seeing the content clearly, both of them were shocked.

There are two men in the video.No clothes.kiss.And various uncivilized actions.

Song Yizhou quickly turned off the video, grinning from ear to ear: "Blind my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes."

Zhao Xiaofu said in his heart, you look very happy, okay?I am going blind!

Back home, Zhao Xiaofu was still thinking about this matter: Tell me, how could two men want such a thing?

Isn't that very XX.Tsk tsk, kissing like eating meat.He wouldn't be able to bear it anyway.

When we were having dinner at night, there happened to be a KISS scene of a romance film on the TV. Of course, it was a man and a woman.

Zhao Xiaofu immediately thought of today's limited-edition one, and said without realizing it: "Tell me, what's the difference between a kiss between two men and a kiss between a man and a woman?"

Yan Luoqing didn't speak, the piece of meat she was holding fell onto the table and rolled to the foot of the table...

Zhao Xiaofu glanced at him disapprovingly: "As for you, have you never seen two men kiss?"

Yan Luoqing took a sip of soup expressionlessly: "I haven't seen it before."

Zhao Xiaofu laughed loudly: "You can tell it just by looking at it, you have never seen the world before!"

As far as you have seen the world.Yan Luoqing calmly picked up another piece of meat, and secretly wiped off the cold sweat: Why did you suddenly ask this...

The next day Yan Luoqing went out to play tennis with Qi Han.

During the break, Qi Han looked at Yan Luoqing's dark circles that hadn't faded for several days: "Are you still recovering from your insomnia?"

"En." Yan Luoqing absent-mindedly replied.

Qi Han laughed: "I said, Sanshao Yan doesn't have anything on his mind, does he?"

Yan Luoqing rolled her eyes: "When did you change careers and become an eighth woman?"

Qi Han pretended to be surprised: "I've always been very naive, you just found out now?"

"Forget it, give me the sleeping pill you introduced last time later." Yan Luoqing yawned.He has been overworked for the past few days, and after overworked, he likes to think wildly, so he hasn't slept well recently.It's almost impossible to go on like this.

Qi Han laughed at him: "You are a cheap person, and you were so desperate to send you off."

"Crap."

A string of silver bell-like laughter passed by like a breeze, and it was time for the students of the nearby L University to finish their classes.The two turned their heads to look at the passing girls who were also peeking this way.

"That's not bad, the one in the red dress. Did you see it?" Qi Han looked forward and said in a low voice.

I don't know if it was because of long-term lack of sleep, Yan Luoqing just felt that he was not interested, and responded a few times in vain.

Qi Han continued to stare at the little girl with great interest: "...The side profile really looks like my wife, I like it."

"Really." Yan Luoqing glanced over, only seeing two eyes and one mouth, but she couldn't see what she looked like after looking at it for a long time, and she didn't have any impression after watching it.Horrified, he turned to look at the other passers-by, and they all had the same bun faces.He lowered his head and massaged his temples, it was over, his spirit was so bad.

Qi Han didn't pay attention to his state at all, and continued to chatter: "... Hehe, she looked over. The more she looked, the more she looked like my wife. Look at the front, see you..." After a pause, his eyes widened and he shouted: "... ha?!"

"?" Yan Luoqing looked up at him.

"It's really...!" Before Yan Luoqing could react, Qi Han had already stood up, and shouted at the girl, "Wife!"

The person on the opposite side blew a kiss and walked away with his female companion happily.

Qi Han looked at Yan Luoqing, and hurriedly explained: "I've only known this one for a week, and I haven't seen it well yet."

Yan Luoqing pulled the glasses on the bridge of his nose and compared it to her own face, pouted, "Fucking decoration."

Qi Han snatched back the glasses and put them on: "Don't you think my whole temperament has changed since I got these glasses?"

Yan Luoqing ignored his nonsense, just narrowed her eyes and stared at a person who came out from the corner of the street, that person was wearing a white T-shirt, black slacks, a little thin, with hair pulled past her ears...

Zhao Xiaofu? !

How did he come here?

While wondering, the person had already approached.

Look again, drink, who is he, just a boy with the same messy hairstyle.

……

Yan Luoqing really felt that her spirit was failing, she closed her eyes and pressed her temples desperately, yawning again and again.

Qi Han looked at him there and laughed, "You haven't slept for a few days? No wonder the serve kept hitting me on the forehead just now."

Yan Luoqing shook her neck to answer him: "I don't remember clearly." After a pause, looking at the back of the boy who looked like someone who had gone away, she asked unconsciously, "How is your woman?"

Qi Han smiled frankly: "Good face, good kung fu."

Yan Luoqing looked sideways at Qi Han with a smirk.

"Are you still busy with starting a company?"

"Hmm." Yan Luoqing replied vaguely.

"Seeing that you have been single for so long, there is a need, hahaha! How about I find some for you, buddy?"

"Get out." Yan Luoqing took a sip of mineral water, paused and said, "Tell me, is it normal to have sexual fantasies about someone you don't like?"

Qi Han shrugged disapprovingly: "Sex, isn't that the case, the object is just a reference. Isn't Lin Chiling still the top of the list of sex|fantasy goddesses?"

Thinking of the gap between Zhao and Lin Chiling, Yan Luoqing shuddered.He also accepted Lin Chiling.In other words, he would have recognized it as a woman.Before he had time to speak, Qi Han had already come forward gossiping, with a look of excitement on his face: "Tsk, tell me the truth, who is it?"

Yan Luoqing kicked him away, "What who?"

"Don't pretend." Qi Han was really excited, his eyes flashed with a strange light.

Yan Luoqing yawned and said two words: "Your mother."

Qi Han rolled his eyes and replied with one word: "Get lost."