Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

"call……!"

At night, Yan Luoqing threw herself on the bed, sighing.

After being out of work for a while, Yan Luoqing, who was moldy all over her body, came up with an idea under the encouragement of her friends.

That's right, since you will be fired if you work for your own family or for others, you might as well start your own business.

I have been busy with this matter these past few days, running here and there all day to contact acquaintances, I have traveled eleven places today, and I am so tired that I am about to collapse.

The old woman is too cruel.Too cruel.

I have been working as a sales consultant in Yan's since I was a child, so it's easy for him.

It ended up firing him for such a trivial matter.

Is she really his father or his mother?

Fortunately, I have a good network, so I should be able to get along with it.

Relying on the support from my mother and sister and my savings for many years, I can almost start my own small company in a few days.

Everything has to start from scratch, damn it, it's tiring to think about it.

I fell on the bed and took a few breaths, my mind was a little chaotic.

After staring for a while, he gradually woke up again.

An unprecedented sense of depression extended from an invisible distance.

No, that cannot be called depression, it should be called emptiness.

Yes, emptiness.

How could it be so empty?

The days now are much more fulfilling than those in the Yan family... so full that there is no room for breathing all day long.

Where did this emptiness come from?Yan Luoqing tossed and turned, puzzled.

Some miscellaneous images began to flash in my mind.

Bars, streets, men, women, the moon, toads, and...

……

"Hold."

Reminds me of an unbearable scene.

...the scene of having sex with someone at the hotel that night.

Thinking of this, Yan Luoqing felt nauseous, there was something wrong with her mind that night!

Unexpectedly... Unexpectedly, he really kissed like this.

For countless days later, he paralyzed himself and said: Illusion!Dream!Fake!phantom……

It's a pity that the more I think about it, the clearer the scene of the kiss that night became.Especially the touch...

Youdao is a mistake that will cause eternal hatred. I am afraid that this matter will become a lifetime stain.

Damn, what happened on May Day?Bewitched?Amnesia after all? !

Can amnesia be contagious?

No, let's go wash your mouth, bad luck!

As soon as his hand touched the doorknob of the bathroom, the door opened by itself, and someone walked out wearing a towel as if nothing had happened, dripping water all over his body.A large bubble of bubble gum was also spit out of the mouth.

Yan Luoqing grabbed the doorknob, frowned and looked at him twice, he purposely leaned over to blow the bubbles bigger, almost touching Yan Luoqing's face, and then sucked the bubbles back, chewing and saying triumphantly: "Why, haven't you seen such a big bubble?" Then he put on a Crayon Shin-chan face and nodded: "It seems~ your childhood was very incomplete."

Yan Luoqing: "Then you continue to enjoy your childhood and get out of the way."

"Jealous?" Zhao Xiaofu sat on the sofa and continued to spit bubbles.

Jealous that you can blow such big bubbles?Yan Luoqing couldn't laugh or cry, went in and picked up the toothbrush to brush her teeth.

Halfway through swiping, he suddenly found that Zhao Xiaofu seemed to be looking at him, and felt a little uncomfortable. He turned his head and saw that he was looking at himself, and he was fucking fixed on him, so he said with a mouthful of white foam: "Why, I haven't seen such a thing before." How much foam?"

Zhao Xiaofu's expression was a bit sad and indignant, he almost rushed over and grabbed the toothbrush in his hand: "Damn, why use mine."

Yan Luoqing took a closer look, and it really wasn't her own toothbrush... They both bought their toothbrush together, and they were two identical sets. The difference was that the bristles of her own toothbrush were a little neater, so they could be separated if you looked closely. Just now I didn't notice...

Cursed in his heart, but on the surface he looked calm: "Screaming P, this is mine." Based on his experience, it is impossible for Zhao Xiaofu to really tell the difference between these two toothbrushes.

Sure enough, Zhao Xiaofu chewed the bubble gum in his mouth, and said suspiciously: "But I put it in this place after I used it up just now..." Then he stared, "Remember wrong?" He shook his head and walked away.

Yan Luoqing looked at his back, and suddenly felt that this kid's back was quite beautiful... After reacting, she cursed secretly.

In the middle of the night, Yan Luoqing vaguely recalled the messy incident in the hotel that night, and thought vaguely: Actually, it's not too disgusting, it feels similar to kissing a woman, just a little...

Suddenly a Jiling woke up, a burst of goosebumps.

A change somewhere made it hard for him to accept, both physically and psychologically.

Yan Luoqing opened her eyelids, stared blankly at the ceiling for a whole night, and waited until light began to shine through the window before realizing that he had lost sleep.

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"Hahahahaha!" Qi Han looked at Yan Luoqing's newly developed travel photos, especially those of Zhao Xiaofu wrestling, and was overjoyed, "Your capture skills are getting better and better, it's really outrageous!" Look at this The angle of Zhang's butt floated just right.

Yan Luoqing yawned: "It's okay."

It was only then that Qi Han noticed the two big dark circles on his face: "Hehe, I went out of my way last night."

Yan Luoqing wants to be really romantic, "I've had insomnia for a week."

"You still have insomnia?" Qi Han's expression seemed to see a ghost.

Yan Luoqing squinted at him: "Sows can climb trees these days, how strange is my insomnia?"

Qi Han laughed out loud: "You also read the news, didn't you find out later that the villagers tied the pigs up in order to earn 50 yuan for reporting fees?"

Yan Luoqing ignored him and yawned again.

Qi Han casually handed over a bottle of medicine, "The latest sleeping pills, one before going to bed to sleep well, two to sleep until noon, three or four to feel dizzy for two days, take twenty and you can go to Leslie Cheung. "

Yan Luoqing shook her head and didn't answer: "It's useless."

Qi Han's occupational disease came up: "This medicine is really good, with few side effects. It has gone through many clinical trials..."

"I left beforehand." Yan Luoqing picked up the photo and stood up, thinking: ...Distorted sexuality, can your medicine cure it?

In the evening, Yan Luoqing appeared in a certain bar as a matter of course.

Damn, what happened last night was disgusting.Maybe it's because it's been accumulated for too long.

He knew he needed a woman.

But when the woman who had successfully struck up a conversation looked at him charmingly on the bed, he suddenly lost his sexuality and left her and ran away.

When I got home, I took a cold shower and looked at myself in the mirror, thinking: "Is there something wrong?"

Entered the room and downloaded an A|movie, watched it casually, but there was no reaction at all, I just felt that the woman's yelling was too contrived.

It’s over.

With a heartless heart, he took some time to play G|V, suppressed his psychological resistance and nodded, and almost died of laughter when he saw it: Damn, why does that posture look so deformed?Especially those two people's expressions are so exaggerated! Hahaha...

I was relieved after watching it amid hilarious laughter, at least in a sense, I am still normal.

Yan Luoqing couldn't laugh when she woke up from her spring dream in the middle of the night.

Chun | The content of the dream is forgotten, but if it is hard, it must be resolved, right?

Masturbation is also a very normal thing.

But in the process of masturbation, it is absolutely abnormal to think of someone's face and naked body more than once...

It is conceivable that Yan Luoqing stared at the ceiling again that night.

At dawn, he looked at the dark circles under his eyes in the mirror while rinsing his mouth, and thought bitterly: Otherwise, he will be born in the palace.Otherwise, sooner or later you will be disgusted to death.

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Changed the name of the article, set this! !mwah