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The surname Yan is wrong today.

Zhao Xiaofu sat on the chair on the left of the bamboo raft, and secretly glanced at the person sitting on the chair on the right.

I saw someone staring blankly at the undulating green mountains on the shore, sometimes shaking his neck back and forth, as if suffering from spondylitis, and sometimes pinching his right hand with his left hand, making his bones rattle, as if he was itching to smash something ...

Even though he knew he couldn't move the bamboo raft, Zhao Xiaofu couldn't help moving his butt to the left.It is said that the part that was kicked this morning is still aching...

When they went out in the morning, the two were recommended by the tour guide MM to go to Yangshuo to take a bamboo raft. They said that they were safe and included personal insurance, and they also said that "Guilin's landscape is the best in the world, and Yangshuo's landscape is the best in Guilin."

Sure enough, the name is well-deserved, the mountains are graceful, the mountains are emerald, the green water is meandering, the water and the sky reflect each other, and the simple small bamboo rafts are quietly flowing on the clear water... Time seems to stand still for travelers.

just.

Zhao Xiaofu glanced at the person beside him again: Tsk, how could he be in the same boat with this kind of person.It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes.

What if he suddenly had another convulsion?

Thinking of that inexplicable kick in the morning, he began to grit his teeth secretly again: Yan, you wait for me.It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years. I'm not a gentleman, and it's almost time to wait for ten or eight days...

Bored, Zhao Xiaofu turned his head and chatted nonsense with the diligent old man who was behind him, and suddenly found that the old man was so thin.

Although it is not skinny, the blue veins jumping up from time to time under the dark skin and his hands and feet are as thin as bamboo do suggest a problem: if someone falls into the water on the boat, no matter how good the water skills are for an old man like him There is a way to get it.

...can I swim?

1, probably will. 2, probably not. 3. Even if you do, forget it now.

After coming to the above conclusions, Zhao Xiaofu fought quietly for a long time, finally bit the bullet, and said to the person on the right: "Hey."

He didn't look straight at him at all, and didn't even bother to respond, but just squinted his eyes and raised his eyebrows like that.

"...can you swim?"

Yan Luoqing let out his signature cold snort, but still didn't respond.

"Hey, let me ask you something."

Yan Luoqing suddenly smiled coldly: "Damn it, I saved you three times from the moat next to the school in my freshman year of high school." He said this in a very calm and gentle tone, as if The first two words he said were not profanities.

That means being able to swim and being safe.Zhao Xiaofu heaved a sigh of relief reflexively, and then felt something was wrong: "I can fall into the water three times a year? Just blow it up."

Zhao Xiaofu originally wanted to ask more questions, but he glanced at him carelessly, his skin tended to get goose bumps because of his smile, and he thought to himself: ... Forget it, maybe it's better to forget.

Suddenly the bamboo raft shook violently, shaking Zhao Xiaofu into a cold sweat, he hurriedly turned around and asked, "Master, what's the matter?"

The old man smiled apologetically: "Oh, my pole is too strong."

Before Zhao Xiaofu could breathe a sigh of relief, he happened to see Yan Luoqing glance at himself with a half-smile: "Why, didn't you startle just now?"

Yan Luoqing yawned: "Not really."

"Tch." The most despised of his stinky little face.

Zhao Xiaofu turned his head to look at the scenery, and immediately felt that the bamboo raft was shaking again. Reflexively, he grabbed the handle, only to find that the person next to him stood up and shook him, "What's wrong with you?"

Yan Luoqing didn't respond to him, but just took out a digital camera from the bag on the chair, walked barefoot to the stern and started taking pictures.

This kid also brought a camera?

Zhao Xiaofu also stood up excitedly, felt the bamboo raft sway a few times, and carefully supported the chair to stand firm: "Take some pictures for me, take some pictures for me."

Yan Luoqing raised her eyebrows and stood at the stern of the boat, hooking her fingers, "Come here."

Zhao Xiaofu hesitated for a moment, then slowly let go of his hand, trembled and moved a few steps toward the middle of the bamboo raft, "It's all right here." What pose... Golden Rooster Independence?Love gesture?Looking from afar? ...

I haven't come to think about it yet, I just gestured a few times, I just wanted to ask for opinions, but I didn't want to slip--

"boom!"

At the same time, there was the "click" sound of the camera and someone's hearty laugh...

There is also a voice in my head: grandma!

Zhao Xiaofu sat on his seat depressed, watching Yan Luoqing fiddle with the camera at the mountains striped with water...

The mind repeats only one single note: CAO. CAO. CAO. CAO. CAO. CAO...

Can he not CAO, the water on his ass has not yet evaporated, it is sticky.In particular, the position that was kicked in the morning suffered a second setback, and the pain became even worse.

"Hey, did you delete that photo just now?"

Yan Luoqing turned her head, with a look of inexplicable wonder: "Ah? Which one?"

Zhao Xiaofu rolled his eyes involuntarily: Just pretend, just pretend!

This kid can't be cheap.

Thinking of this, the person had already stood up quietly, and then walked on tiptoe behind Yan Luoqing, who was concentrating on taking pictures, and just about to roar to scare people, Yan Luoqing suddenly turned around and "clicked" at him who was opening his teeth and claws, and took another picture.

Caught off guard, Zhao Xiaofu leaned back reflexively, his center of gravity shifted, and there was another "bang"...

Damn, I can't believe it!

Zhao Xiaofu became furious from embarrassment, he got up in embarrassment and grabbed Yan Luoqing's foot and pulled it hard!!

Yan Luoqing's body shook for a while, Zhao Xiaofu was just about to be proud, but in the next moment, with a sharp pain in his ribs, he actually felt himself floating...

Just as he was wondering, he found that his body had already vacated from the bamboo raft, and landed towards the water surface quickly along a parabolic trajectory inconceivably.

When he reacted, his face was only 3cm away from the water surface...

No way!!!!!

"Help, help!" Zhao Xiaofu struggled on the surface of the water, only to shout this urgently, and then sank.

A few seconds before sinking, he saw someone on the bamboo raft slowly taking off his camera, and then taking off his shirt slowly...

Damn, don't jump yet, is your clothes more important than my life?

It's over, I can't breathe...so choking...a lot of water...dead...

Yan, you bastard, even if I become a water ghost, I won't let you go...

Consciousness is slowly interrupted.

In the haze, Zhao Xiaofu regained some consciousness.

He felt like a fish in a frying pan, being tossed over and over again and thrown up...

gross……

It was finally laid flat, and his stomach and lungs felt better. Zhao Xiaofu breathed a sigh of relief, but felt that his limbs were weak and unable to move, so he could only lie down like this.

The ears also slowly heard some sounds, very noisy...

He faintly felt that he was being surrounded by people, and he was too lazy to move.

Someone pinched his Renzhonghe's ear vigorously.

Damn, if you save people, do it well, why are you so vigorous...

I cursed in my heart, too lazy to say anything.

Then he heard the voice of the boatman: "It's over, there is no movement from the choke, it is hopeless."

Just about to open his eyes to refute, but immediately heard another familiar voice: "Oh, how much is the insurance compensation for your ship?"

Zhao Xiaofu couldn't bear it anymore, he struggled to get up, pointed at Yan Luoqing and yelled, "I cao your mother!"

hostel.

Zhao Xiaofu just took a shower and wrapped himself tightly in the quilt.

He didn't even remember how he returned to the hotel covered in water plants.

I always feel that there is still some water in my stomach, and it makes gurgling noises when I move, and my head is strangely dizzy, and I am very sleepy, but I can't fall asleep no matter what.

Could he be able to sleep, the fire in his heart almost made him die.

How can there be such a person in the world?I just wanted to make a joke! (Is it...)

He actually kicked someone into the water, as for him!

Especially the thought of that guy still undressing slowly when he was about to drown made him chill!

And that insurance claim!!

……

The more I think about it, the more I feel dizzy, the more I feel dizzy, but the more I can't sleep.

I don't know how long it took, but the door creaked open.

He knew that someone had come back, and felt sick for a while, but he didn't bother to move, so he pretended to be asleep.

Small and broken voices: those who put the keys, those who change slippers, those who take off their coats...

The voice was very soft, as if afraid of waking him up.

Of course, it's just as if...

Suddenly, he felt a corner of his head being lifted from the tightly covered quilt, and just as he was astonished, a cold and soft object had already reached his forehead.

Realizing that it was Yan Luoqing's hand, Zhao Xiaofu pushed it away reflexively, jumped up and shouted: "What are you doing! You think I didn't die and didn't earn enough insurance for you, do you?"

Yan Luoqing smiled and withdrew her hand: "I still have the strength to roar, it seems to be doing well."

Zhao Xiaofu glared at him, thinking that arguing with this kind of person was a waste of energy, so he pulled off the quilt and re-covered it tightly, and continued to sleep.

Dizziness, nausea...discomfort.

This time, he fell asleep in a daze.

But I slept very lightly, waking up every now and then.

In the meantime, she was woken up by Yan Luoqing's slap, and cursed in her heart: Damn, is it possible that he is going to sleep and wants to drive me out of bed?I have been hurt like this by you, you really have the heart! Quickly opened your eyes, and put on a very weak look: "...What are you doing~~?"

But I saw Yan Luoqing standing in front of the bed holding a bowl against the light, couldn't see his expression clearly, and said two words: "Eat."

Zhao Xiaofu was taken aback for a moment, "Huh? Eat?"

Yan Luoqing turned the spoon in the bowl: "There's only porridge. Get up! If you don't drink it, I'll pour it out."

What kind of attitude is this! Zhao Xiaofu became angry again, and said in a rage, "I'm not hungry, I don't want to drink."

"You really don't want to drink?"

"Don't drink, don't drink, take it away!" Covered his head and continued to dream.

I heard the sound of Yan Luoqing packing up the dishes... There were bursts of grunts from my stomach.

I came back at noon and slept until night. I didn't eat lunch. It's no wonder I wasn't hungry.

Zhao Xiaofu suppressed his hunger in grief and indignation, imagining that he had just eaten three lobsters, two hairy crabs, and two small cucumbers...

I was so hungry, I couldn't sleep at all later.

Zhao Xiaofu endured desperately, and waited for Yan Luoqing to fall asleep before getting up to find something to eat...

The sound of reading newspapers, washing, sending text messages... I don't know how long I have endured, and finally I heard the sound of laying sleeping bags on the ground!!

Zhao Xiaofu was so excited, his hands were shaking: Even if this kid has a conscience, he also knows how to put me in bed...

Hey, no, that's all my pursuit?

After another 5 minutes, it is estimated that the people in the sleeping bag should also be confused. Zhao Xiaofu lifted the quilt and sat up. Just as he was about to get off the ground, he felt dizzy for a while, and his body fell down uncontrollably down...

He struggled a few times, but couldn't exert any strength, and the nausea was overwhelming.

He wanted to yell, but only a sob-like groan came out of his throat: "Yan Luoqing...I, I feel bad...Yan Luoqing..."