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To be honest, Yan Luoqing had a rather ignorant day playing.

My mind is very messy, especially with that labor poem in my pocket...

……

...Couple watch!

No way? !

Will not……

He is actually gay?

Could it be that he was confused and went astray before losing his memory?

Or just for fun, for a change or something...

But with my own conditions, no matter what, I have to find a high-grade one. How could I fall in love with him?Comparing gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen... Wait, let's go too far, I definitely like women.The man has no curves at all, looks tough, has no breasts and buttocks, how could it make people desire...

Back at the hotel at night, Yan Luoqing was still restless, if it wasn't for Zhao Xiaofu's fear that Libasuo would see something wrong, he really wanted to destroy the room.

I'm really with him... so what? ? ?

Three words conditioned in my mind:

impossible.

But just looking at the double bed...

Yan Luoqing was in despair.

He was especially restless during the exercise: What if someone suddenly asked for a mandarin duck bath?

Day, he dared.

See if I don't break the roots of your descendants!

After locking the door of the bathroom, I checked it again, and made sure that no one could come in from outside, so I turned on the nozzle with confidence.

The water splashed down on his body to wash away the heat all over his body, and most of the irritability in his heart was also washed away.

It's so hot in May in the south, the female tour guide is really over enthusiastic today...

Just as I was thinking about it, strange scenes suddenly flashed in my mind:

A room, a bed...someone...a naked person...laying on the bed...skin is white and smooth...a man...

stop!

But the picture in my mind is still expanding uncontrollably:

The man rolled over and lay under him...

stop...!

Unfortunately, the video is still going on:

I took some ointment and wiped it carefully for the man below me, thinking that my skin is really tender... The man under me was complaining about something...

At this point, the image finally cut itself off.

Yan Luoqing covered her face with the towel and threw it to the ground until she couldn't breathe.

"Hold!"

When Yan Luoqing went to sleep at night, she was no longer restless, she was just on tenterhooks.

This kid shouldn't take the initiative to ask for sex, right?

I have no sexual interest in you...

What if he really... what to do?

A too obvious refusal would make him suspicious.

It should be impossible.absolute.

Let's just say I'm too tired, and I should be able to handle it.

……

Forget it, I'm too sleepy, that kid is still watching TV, go to bed first...

In the middle of the night, Yan Luoqing suddenly woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he happened to meet someone's sleeping face and was startled.

The moonlight sprinkled on his face from the window, his expression was serene, his breathing was deep, and he seemed to be dead asleep.

The way he sleeps is so damn good, and he looks a little pretty like this...

This guy really had an affair with me?

……

It doesn't look like it.

The eyelashes are quite long.

I don't know if it was out of dissatisfaction, but Yan Luoqing couldn't help stretching out her hand to pull Zhao Xiaofu's eyelashes.

...and actually tore off several strands.

But someone's expression remained the same, and his breathing remained unchanged.

...Slept soundly.

When Yan Luoqing was amazed, she didn't forget to pull a few more.

Sure enough, he still didn't wake up.

Well, stop talking, it should be gone.

"Hmm..." The person on the opposite side suddenly murmured, and Yan Luoqing retracted her hand reflexively.

Unexpectedly, the person on the opposite side just smacked his lips: "It's delicious, um... good... eat..." Then there was no movement.

Damn, what kind of dream do you have?

Yan Luoqing breathed a sigh of relief and looked at his face carefully.

Apart from looking strange, everything else is fine.Or better than waking.

The eyebrows are quite light, and the eyelids...he remembers that they are single eyelids, right?But I can't see it when I'm asleep.The mouth is a bit thin, and one can tell that it is a glib tongue.

Does he really have that kind of relationship with himself?

Men and men... will there be feelings...

I don't know why I suddenly thought of this.

Thinking of this, Yan Luoqing stretched out her hand again, stopped in mid-air, hesitated for a while, and then lightly landed on the face of the man opposite.

caress.

Unexpectedly soft.Soft, quite tactile.Even though it looks so thin.

The image of the bathroom just now flashed through my mind.

Despite some repulsion, she couldn't help but move her hand to his neck.

Then the collarbone, the front chest, and down...pull open his pajamas.

Really smooth.

Before he knew it, he had already stretched his right hand into the depths of his pajamas.

There are no proud breasts that a woman can grasp, but they are so delicate that they stick to your hands.

The fingertip touched a small protrusion... It was a little surprised to realize that it was the difference between men and women.

So……

The left hand also stretched forward and touched the lips of the person opposite.

Dry and soft.

As if bewitched by something in his mind, his face slowly moved closer to the person opposite...closer...

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The alarm bell of a fool singing suddenly sounded recklessly and piercingly.

Yan Luoqing woke up.

I really woke up.

A cold sweat.

He opened his eyes and saw the ceiling.

The person next to him was snoring with his back turned.

call---!

Damn, it's a dream.

Scared me.

What is the dream?

Can not remember.

Anyway, it's a nightmare...

Thinking of it this way, those images that had been forgotten at first became faintly dangling in front of my eyes.

I remembered.

I dreamed that I lost my memory on May Day, and...

pinch.

What kind of mess, actually having erotic dreams about a man?Still playing amnesia...

Disgusting.

Sure enough, idiots are contagious. It seems that I have really stayed with someone for too long.

It's a dream come true...

Today is the real May Day~ The wonderful Golden Week has begun.

Why is it so noisy, I'm so sleepy.

Reaching out to the bedside table, he took someone's clamoring cell phone and pressed it.

... What alarm clock did you choose? It's ugly.

Zhao Xiaofu was still asleep when Yan Luoqing was brushing her teeth.

While brushing, Yan Luoqing glanced sideways at the figure on the bed, and couldn't help muttering vaguely: "Pig!"

It's just this sleeping product that sets the alarm.

Looking in the mirror, I suddenly saw a Band-Aid on the side of my face.

Hey, when was it posted?It wasn't there when I got on the plane yesterday, right?

It hurts to touch.

My heart skipped a beat and I suddenly thought of something, I turned to look at the back of my hand...

Sure enough, there is one attached!!

It's clearly a dream...

bad feeling.

Yan Luoqing swallowed a few mouthfuls, rinsed her mouth in a hurry, and kicked the person on the bed ass.

"Ah!" Zhao Xiaofu woke up with a scream, jumped up from the bed with swollen eyes, pointed at Yan Luoqing, yawned and said angrily, "What are you doing, you have epilepsy again, haven't you?"

I saw Yan Luoqing asking with a dark face and pressing her voice, "What's the date today?"

Zhao Xiaofu rolled his eyes, turned around and fell down on the bed with a bang, "Nervous, I can't look at my phone? Don't make noise, I'm sleepy. If you want something from others, you should have a better attitude."

Yan Luoqing raised her foot and kicked at the old place again, and said in a very gentle voice, "I'm asking you something."

Zhao Xiaofu burst into tears in that moment of pain. He remembered the scene of Yan Luoqing blowing up the microwave oven with his fist... so he got up again with swollen eyes, looked at the smiling man in front of him with hatred, and said hoarsely: "2007 May 5nd month."

Yan Luoqing's face suddenly became strange, saying that blue is not blue, and purple is not purple, probably somewhere in between: "Isn't May Day today?"

Zhao Xiaofu snorted coldly while rubbing his buttocks: "Your broken calendar is only May [-]st."

Yan Luoqing's face turned pale, "We went to Elephant Trunk Hill yesterday?"

Zhao Xiaofu snorted contemptuously.

"You bought two watches?"

Zhao Xiaofu was speechless and continued to roll his eyes.

"Did I really go to the hospital yesterday?"

Zhao Xiaofu couldn't bear it anymore, and choked: "If you keep forgetting, go to the hospital again."

I saw that Yan Luoqing didn't fight back, turned around and rushed to the bathroom at an unimaginable speed, and then didn't come out for a long time, making weird noises.

Zhao Xiaofu limped and sneaked to the door of the bathroom to have a look, hey, the one surnamed Yan was retching on the toilet.

Eat bad?Sure enough, evil comes with evil.

He happily lay at the door and asked, "Why, buddy, have you got it?"

Yan Luoqing got up slowly, without saying a word, picked up the cup and frantically rinsed her mouth.

Before Zhao Xiaofu could continue to take pleasure in other people's misfortune and make trouble, Yan Luoqing suddenly turned around and said, "Get lost."

"..." Zhao Xiaofu became angry, speechless and boring.Turning around and limping back on the bed.

When I got to bed, I was in a mess: Damn, this person is sick!

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