Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

By the time the tour guide showed up, the two of them had been basking in the sun for nearly an hour.

When the two lowered their heads to study the map, the sky suddenly darkened, and then a timid voice came: "Excuse me, are you Mr. Yan and Mr. Zhao? I am the tour guide on duty. I'm really sorry, I'm late... "

The two raised their heads with resentment and tacit understanding, and the four eyes were full of the same dissatisfaction.

When Zhao Xiaofu's two words fell on the tour guide lady, the full of resentment was swept away immediately: Wow! Beauty! Cute...not bad.

Make a smiling face that you think is elegant: "Hehe, Miss Tour Guide, right?"

Yan Luoqing had no idea, but frowned and said, "Miss, if you are busy, you can tell us to postpone it by an hour. Do you know that other people's time is not as worthless as yours..."

Anxiety and bewilderment gradually appeared on the beautiful face of the tour guide.Zhao Xiaofu interrupted him and said: "Okay, okay, everyone is here..." He smiled and asked the tour guide: "Where shall we go today?"

The lady tour guide smiled sweetly: "It's getting late today, but I can take the two of you to Xiangshan Park..."

When the two arrived at the entrance of Xiangshan Park, they found out that the park in Guilin implemented a local protection policy: local citizens can enter and leave for free, while foreign tourists have to pay 60 yuan for admission, and those who enter the park before 7:[-] in the morning can enjoy half price...

The tour guide secretly told them: "You guys should spread out and be natural."

Yan Luoqing didn't care, she shrugged and walked in first.The person at the door didn't even stop him.

The tour guide also walked in Shi Shiran.

Zhao Xiaofu was still a little suspicious at first, but now he felt relieved, and swaggered in——

Just stepping through the door, the ticket seller stopped him: "Hey! Buy a ticket!"

Zhao Xiaofu glared at him depressedly, pretending not to understand: "Why do you still need to buy a ticket?" Pointing to Yan Luoqing in the distance: "Why don't people need to buy it?"

The conductor also glared at him: "Not everyone in this city has to buy a ticket, 60 yuan."

Zhao Xiaofu: "I'm from the local area!"

Conductor: "Your local?!"

Zhao Xiaofu: "I'm from the local area."

Conductor: "Local?!"

Zhao Xiaofu nodded: "Local."

The conductor gave him a contemptuous sideways glance: "Then show me your citizen card. How about it, can't you get it? There are always a few people like you who come to pretend to be citizens every day. I have already developed a sharp eye! ? Not to mention doors, there are no windows."

Zhao Xiaofu was speechless! Fuck, he still has piercing eyes, so why didn't you see him?Dead fisheye!

Looking at the back of someone who was drifting away in grief and anger, he pulled out two bills, one fifty and one ten yuan, and threw them to the conductor: "No need to look for it!"

The conductor gave him a ticket without laughing: "You have a good idea. If there are 0 yuan in RMB, I will find you a dozen!"

When returning to the hotel, Zhao Xiaofu saw that Yan Luoqing was not wearing the watch he bought, so he said, "Is that watch not pretty?"

Yan Luoqing took out the watch and put it on: "It's okay."

Zhao Xiaofu originally thought that he didn't like this watch, and waited for him to say it was ugly and then asked for it back - if you don't like it, someone will like it, so I'll just give it to someone with taste.

I didn't expect him to wear it, but I was a little surprised.

Just about to run on him a few words, suddenly——

"Ringling..." The hotel phone rang.

The two looked at each other: yours?

Then they denied it at the same time: they themselves didn't know the phone number.

Yan Luoqing copied it and picked it up when she was close: "Hello?"

The other party was a woman, but she didn't know what she said, so Yan Luoqing hung up without replying.

Zhao Xiaofu leaned over curiously: "Who is who?"

Yan Luoqing: "It's for sale."

Zhao Xiaofu got excited: "What are you selling?"

Yan Luoqing rolled her eyes: "Don't you think someone will come to sell socks at night?"

Zhao Xiaofu: "Could it be that he's selling gloves?!" This guy! He beat around the bush, so why can't he be straightforward?

Yan Luoqing couldn't take it anymore and scolded him: "Do you want to download what is brothel on Baidu?"

"Well, I'm the only one who is mentally handicapped. Just say no." Zhao Xiaofu snorted and lay down on the bed. This movement seemed random, but it actually had a very profound meaning: to occupy a bed now, and he will have to catch up later. People also refuse to leave, let's see what he can do!

Yan Luoqing took off her watch and threw it on the bed, Zhao Xiaofu was secretly happy: "No more?"

Yan Luoqing sneered as she took off her shirt and walked to the bathroom, "If the 99-yuan watch is waterproof, I'll wear it in the shower."

Before Zhao Xiaofu could respond, the phone rang again.

This time it was Zhao Xiaofu who answered the phone: "Hello?"

"Hi sir, do you need door-to-door service?" A beautiful female voice.

Serve?What other good services can this hotel provide?After reacting for half a second, I realized that she should be referring to the kind of "service", so I said, "No need, thank you."

"Is it like this, then you can dial the number 5XXXXXX when you need service, we will provide you with the best service, you are satisfied, welcome to patronize. Goodbye." Then, the phone hung up.

Zhao Xiaofu held the microphone and was speechless for a long time: Is it so polite to refuse, is the service attitude good?

Unintentionally, I caught a glimpse of someone's naked back who turned into the bathroom, first froze, and then resented: Damn, you have such a good figure!

According to his incomplete statistics, the number of times that cute tour guide MM stayed on someone at least 862 times today, is 35 times more than his own! That is to say, MM secretly looks at someone 2-3 times per minute, every 10 minutes Take a polite look at yourself...

In today's society, gentle and elegant men like yourself are no longer popular?Something like that can win the favor of beauties?

Sure enough, the jackal is in power, and the world is in decline.sad.

Zhao Xiaofu turned on the TV out of dissatisfaction that his talent did not meet Mingzhu, and after watching for a while, the phone rang again.

When I answered the phone, I had a bad premonition, but it was still the beautiful female voice: "Sir, do you need any service?"

Zhao Xiaofu simply cleared his throat: "What services do you offer?"

The other party smiled coquettishly for a while: "Sir, you can get any service you want! You can do it in all directions, and the price is also very cheap. What kind of service do you like?"

Zhao Xiaofu: "Oh, how much is a kiss?"

The other party smiled coquettishly again: "Ten yuan."

Zhao Xiaofu: "Doesn't it cost 1000 yuan for a hundred kisses? Isn't that a scam, don't!" Hang up the phone.

Half a second later, the phone rang again: "Is it okay to pay half price for more than 10 times?"

hang again.

Call again: "2% off?"

Zhao Xiaofu: "Hello, the number you are dialing now is not answered. After 1 second, it will be transferred to the US headquarters for you. After a beep, it will be transferred automatically. Beep." Hang up.

The phone rings again!

It's 1% off.

Zhao Xiaofu leisurely unplugged the phone line.

Recalling it, it seems that her number is 5XXXXXX, right?Easy to remember, easy to remember... Laugh twice, and dial with your mobile phone.

The other party answered: "Hello~?"

Zhao Xiaofu lowered his voice: "Hello, miss, this is the 10086 service desk. Your phone bill is seriously overdrawn. Please go to the business hall to recharge tomorrow."

The other party was a little surprised: "Overdraft? How is it possible, I just charged 100 yuan yesterday."

Zhao Xiaofu suppressed a smile: "Oh, this, can you go to the business hall or check the phone bill list online, please? Here I show that your phone bill has been overdrawn by 1000 yuan. Due to the huge amount, we have temporarily frozen your account , please go to recharge as soon as possible, otherwise China Mobile will take legal action against you."

The other party hurriedly said, "Where did my 100 yuan go? Can't you find it here? How could I have spent so much..."

Zhao Xiaofu: "This shows that you made an international call to the United States 3 minutes ago..."

The other party: "What? I made a local call, how could it become an international call?"

Zhao Xiaofu: "Please check your phone records. When you called, did you hear a voice prompt to transfer to the US headquarters?"

The other party was already crying: "It seems to be there. There was no such reminder when I could call before. I thought it was...how could I owe so much..." After a pause, "Hey? No, isn't 10086 mobile? ? I’m using a telecommunications landline now!”

Hahaha, you finally found out! Zhao Xiaofu couldn't help but tremble: "Is your number 159XXXXXXXX?"

"Nonsense, how could the landline be 159."

"On behalf of 10086, I would like to extend my sincerest apologies to you. Goodbye." Hanging up, he rolls around contentedly on the bed and laughs all over his body trembling.

After watching TV for 5 minutes, I felt terribly bored. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and with a few smirks, I took out my mobile phone, looked for the first number "already dialed" and pressed it...

A sweet female voice sounded: "Hi, hello~"

Zhao Xiaofu pinched his nose: "Miss, do you need any service?"

Doubt: "What service?"

Zhao Xiaofu imitated her tone just now and smiled coquettishly: "Miss can provide whatever service she wants."

"what?"

Didn't understand?Zhao Xiaofu pinched his nose and guided persistently: "We can provide door-to-door service, all-round service, and the price is also very cheap. What type does the lady like?"

"what?"

When you said this just now, I knew everything. Why are you so clueless?Zhao Xiaofu continued to explain angrily: "Hehehe, you understand."

"Mr. Zhao? What are you going to say?"

Zhao Xiaofu almost dropped the phone with one hand: She, how did she know her surname is Zhao?

Trembling hung up the phone slightly, and took a closer look: Han, he dialed the first number of "Missed call" by mistake!

It seems to be the number of the tour guide MM...

Sweating profusely: Didn't she understand what she said?

While terrified, someone came out dripping wet. Seeing his dull face, he frowned: "It's your turn."

"Ah?" After a while, he realized that he meant to take a bath, grabbed a towel and rushed in.

It is indeed hot enough in May in the south.Taking a bath is simply blissful.

In the bathroom, everything disappeared...

Zhao Xiaofu, who forgot about everything after taking a shower, threw himself into the small open space next to someone who was sleeping soundly, and soon got into the mood...

I dreamed of eating ice cream.hehe.It seems to be delicious, but no matter how you eat it, it is tasteless.While licking and complaining: it's not sweet at all!

When I woke up in the middle of the night, I felt a chill: it was someone's half finger that was biting in my mouth...

Quickly spit it out, took a few more mouthfuls, and continued to fall asleep again.

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