Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

In the middle of the night, in a daze, he felt that someone had squeezed into the bed, vaguely remembering who it was, so Zhao Xiaofu turned over to make room to continue sleeping.He was faintly worried that he would be kicked down, but he fell asleep because he was worried and worried.

After dawn, Zhao Xiaofu, who woke up naturally after sleeping, stretched beautifully. Feeling a little anxious, he got up and rushed to the bathroom.Unexpectedly, I got stuck at the door and bumped into someone who seemed to be looking in a mirror.

Just when she was about to apologize, Yan Luoqing suddenly turned around grimly, blood was bubbling from her left cheek, all the way down to her chin...

Zhao Xiaofu trembled reflexively, before he could say anything, Yan Luoqing went out after cursing.

Not caring so much, Zhao Xiaofu rushed into the toilet with a stride.

Zhao Xiaofu didn't remember what happened last night until he got out, and he sweated like crazy: Will he plot revenge?Will it be like this, or will it be like that...

Standing at the door of the toilet and worrying about my future for 5 minutes, I finally came to a conclusion: It would be better if I was kicked out of bed by him last night. Now it’s all right, he didn’t kick me, and I fell into anxiety all day long!

The momentary physical comfort was exchanged for immeasurable mental torture, which is really a loss.

Straightening her hair, she went back to the room and saw Yan Luoqing was holding a tissue to her face, the tissue was already bright red.Just about to express my condolences, when I turned my gaze, I saw a deep gash on the back of his hand, the blood was still flowing, and the whole hand was mottled with blood...

Zhao Xiaofu's scalp went numb, and he stared at the back of his hand for a while: "You...?"

"I did it by accident." Yan Luoqing flipped through her phone with one free hand, and replied without raising her head.

How careless it is to be like this.Zhao Xiaofu looked at the blood on his face and hands, and secretly wiped his sweat.

There seems to be a Band-Aid in the box, which was thrown in a week before leaving.Zhao Xiaofu rummaged through the messy box and found two pieces.Throw it to Yan Luoqing: "Hey!"

Yan Luoqing raised her head and gave him a strange look, then unceremoniously tore it open and pasted it on.

Zhao Xiaofu couldn't help correcting: "If you don't clean it up, post it again?"

Yan Luoqing said "um" and got up and walked out.

"Where are you going?"

"Hospital."

"Do you want me to take a look with you?" In fact, Zhao Xiaofu was originally thinking that there are two pieces of bandages for this injury, so why should he go to the hospital, but suddenly remembered something disgraceful that happened last night, and finally put the Swallowing the original version of the words, he spit out a self-satisfied sentence that would make him sick after he finished speaking.

Yan Luoqing had already closed the door, and a cold voice came in from outside the door: "Don't follow me even if you die."

Zhao Xiaofu was stunned for a second, then he realized that he was out of breath, and shouted: "TNND, I just gave you a little noodle because I see you are pitiful, you should pull a p." At the end, he spat, "I'm sick!"

It was almost eleven o'clock when Yan Luoqing came back.

Zhao Xiaofu looked at the gauze soaked with liquid medicine on his face and hands, secretly delighted: how could he feel so good seeing him like this?Oh, no, I'm in such a good mood.

Not forgetting to cover up his face, he pretended to yawn a few times before suppressing his smile, and said, "Oh, by the way, the tour guide called just now and asked us to contact her after lunch. Let's go to the opposite side for something to eat later. Right?" He ate some bread sold in the hotel in the morning, the taste could be compared with toilet paper, for the sake of his stomach, he had to drag the benefactor out to pay the bill no matter what.

Yan Luoqing turned expressionlessly and went to rummage through the box: "I don't know you very well."

Zhao Xiaofu was planning to go to the "Little Fat Niu" across the street to have a meal later, when he heard his words suddenly, he was terrified: It's over! This cheapskate really remembered it!

You must know that he came out in a hurry this time, but he didn't bring a dime with him.Of course, he had no money.But if he knew that the date was wrong, he could at least get some money from Yan Luoqing's cabinet earlier, so he wouldn't be controlled by others like he is now!

Thinking that I was the one who was the loser, I had no choice but to go up with a smiling face, and fanned Yan Luoqing a few times by the way: "Then...what do you want to eat, sir? I will eat whatever you eat, that's fine Bar."

Yan Luoqing turned her face away and stared at his face with strange eyes for a full three seconds, which made his heart stop for three seconds: "Why... what's wrong?" Is there something on my face?Touch it, it seems to be quite clean, it has been washed just now.

Yan Luoqing smiled: "Suddenly realized that you have a bit of a classical temperament."

Zhao Xiaofu was flattered: "Oh?"

Yan Luoqing smiled calmly: "When you smile, you look like a person in a peach blossom fan."

Peach Blossom Fan?It seems that some time ago I watched a TV show about the love story between Li Xiangjun, a famous Qinhuai prostitute, and a scholar named Hou.Recalling that Hou Shusheng's appearance and temperament, Zhao Xiaofu couldn't believe it: "Hehe, is it..." Why was he laughing just now?It's such a high rating.At the end, I did not forget to pretend to ask: "Who do you look like?"

Yan Luoqing stood up and walked out the door: "That old bustard."

Old... old bustard? Reminiscent of that old lady with rouge dripping down her face and still smiling blindly... Zhao Xiaofu was stunned for a long time: Do I have so many wrinkles on my face?Turned around in my mind again: Is he laughing at himself for flattering?Seems to be!When he realized it, he wanted to make a fuss about the person who only left him a back view: "My surname is Yan, can't you say something human once in a while?"

After coming out of Little Fat Cow, the two waited for the tour guide at a certain intersection.

As a result, after waiting for half an hour, the tour guide called and said that something happened temporarily, and the replacement...we had to wait another half an hour.

Yan Luoqing was fine, bought a map at the newsstand and wasted time there, while Zhao Xiaofu sat on the bench beside him and was secretly depressed.

Of course, he wasn't depressed that the tour guide missed the appointment, he just blamed the dry weather and the thirst.Of course, that's not the point.The point is still that he has no money to buy drinks.

He searched all his pockets, hoping to find some dime, but unfortunately there was none.

Shouldn't the benefactor be next to him?

Zhao Xiaofu is not a fool either, he first cleared his throat and asked softly: "Hey, do you want something to drink?" If you want to drink, you will pay, I will buy two, hehe.

Yan Luoqing didn't raise her head: "No need."

Zhao Xiaofu secretly rolled his eyes: Damn.

After holding back for 5 minutes, I finally couldn't bear it anymore and said cheekily: "Well, I want to drink something..."

Yan Luoqing still didn't raise her head: "Oh."

Zhao Xiaofu was speechless, Yan Yan was really ruthless, knowing that he didn't have a dime, he deliberately put on airs.

After holding back for a long time, Zhao Xiaofu's throat was about to smoke, so he had to bite the bullet again: "I said, are you not thirsty? Have something to drink."

Yan Luoqing's posture remained unshakable: "I'm not thirsty."

If Zhao Xiaofu hadn't been short of water, tears would have dripped from his eyes: Brother, you are not thirsty, I am thirsty!

Just maintain this question-answer conversation for a long time, Zhao Xiaofu's voice has already started to be hoarse because of talking too much, his heart is full, and his face is thick: "Forget it, give me five yuan, and I will help you in normal times." For the sake of cooking, cooking soup, and washing underwear..." This old face was completely desperate.

Yan Luoqing finally raised her head and glanced at him: "What are you washing?"

"Pants." Zhao Xiaofu blurted out.

Yan Luoqing sneered: "Have you washed my underwear for me?"

Zhao Xiaofu: "Hehehehe." His forehead was sweating.Although he has always been in charge of the housework, when it comes to Yan Luoqing's affairs, he has never washed them.Anyway, there are dozens of them that are exactly the same, and if you lose a few, you will not be able to find them. Besides, he is a good man of seven feet, and it is ridiculous to ask him to wash other people's things!

Listening to his tone now, could it be that he was exposed...Forget it, change the strategy in the future, throw one away, buy one...

Yan Luoqing was still pretending: "You don't even have five dollars?"

Zhao Xiaofu became angry: "As for you, you are so stingy. It's not like you don't know that I came out with you without money." If you didn't use that old calendar, I wouldn't have come out without a dime.

Yan Luoqing stared at him for a few seconds, raised her eyebrows and threw a 100 yuan note to him.

After buying drinks, he came back and sat next to Yan Luoqing, glanced at the map: "Then why hasn't the tour guide come yet?"

Yan Luoqing didn't have time to speak, when suddenly a figure rushed up to the two of them: "Haha, hello, can you spare me 5 minutes?"

The two looked up at the same time, but only one with a flat head was holding a row of boxes and smiled at them.Zhao Xiaofu's first reaction was whether it was a tour guide or not, but when he saw Xiaoping smiling so obscenely, he immediately rejected it.

Sure enough, the little flat head showed a mouthful of yellow teeth and said frothingly: "Come on, have a look, I recommend you a new XX watch produced by Rolex, look, 8 stars and 8 diamonds..." Then what is the crystal surface? , what pointers, what military factory craftsmanship and the like.

Zhao Xiaofu was not interested in that watch either. Just as he was about to export it to drive people away, the peddler immediately took out another silver-gray watch: "That one is not good, look at this one. This is also the main new product this season, a set of two , is very popular recently..."

Zhao Xiaofu's eyes lit up, he didn't pay attention at all, he took it over and looked at it for a long time: "This is not bad, how much is it?" He has always wanted to buy a silver-gray watch, this one is exactly the same as what he wanted, and he didn't pay attention to it. Listen and ask the price.

The peddler squinted his eyes and smiled: "The original price of this one is 299 per piece. I am a parallel importer here. A set of two only sells for 99 yuan. It will last for a long time."

"A set of two?" Zhao Xiaofu was excited, and patted Yan Luoqing's shoulder, "Damn, pay for it, let's buy it!"

Yan Luoqing looked impatient: "I don't want it."

"Okay, can I borrow yours?" Zhao Xiaofu really liked this watch, and reached out for Yan Luoqing's wallet.

Yan Luoqing looked a little surprised because of the swift action, but she didn't snatch the wallet back.

Zhao Xiaofu took the set of watches from the vendor, unpacked and threw one to Yan Luoqing: "This is yours, the rest is mine. Haha, this watch is pretty good." I can't wait to put it on, no matter how I look at it, I find it pleasing to the eye .

When the peddler got the money, he smiled like a lucky cat, and walked away with the goods between his hands, saying, "Long, long, long, long, long."

Looking at his back, Zhao Xiaofu was a little confused: "The quality of this watch is not good? Why do you always say it will last for a long time..."