Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

Zhao Xiaofu sneaked into Yan Luoqing's study and couldn't wait to turn on the computer.

It was so hard to wait until Yan Luoqing fell asleep to have a chance to get close.

Holding the LCD screen and touching kisses, alas, I haven't seen you for two hours, baby, you have suffered!

Note: Because Yan Luoqing used to spend very little time at home, under the emptiness and loneliness, this computer has actually had an adulterous relationship with Zhao Xiaofu... Uh, or Zhao Xiaofu has established a deep relationship with it, anyway, it means nothing Same.

As a net worm, it is very torturous not to be able to touch the baby for two hours... But it can be said that a small break is better than a newlywed, and the occasional separation is conducive to the development of the relationship... (Thinking so much about other people's computers~)

Zhao Xiaofu boarded the forum, found his own post, and excitedly pulled it down.

The first three floors are automatically ignored.

The fourth floor...Zhao Xiaofu's eyes twitched and he ignored it.

On the fifth floor...Zhao Xiaofu saw his face twitching and ignored it.

With a sad and apprehensive mood, his eyes fell on the sixth floor.

Just a short sentence:

"Look ahead."

Zhao Xiaofu was startled for a moment, then blinked, and then his whole gray heart suddenly opened up!

Since waking up in the hospital, Zhao Xiaofu has not been in a good mood.

The mood that has been depressed for a long time is suddenly relieved by a word from the buddy on the sixth floor, spring wind turns rain!

Yes, what's the big deal? It's all in the past tense. Everyone has to look forward, right?

Just like that, Zhao Xiaofu drew a clear line with the Zhao Xiaofu before amnesia, and suddenly the world became clear and calm.

Gratefully glanced at the buddy's ID: Ye Tan brothel

Brother Brothel, thank you!

Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaofu realized that he was a little hungry.

Mama Li, who was in charge of cooking at noon today, asked for late leave to visit her grandson at her son's house, so Yan Luoqing was in charge of the dinner.

Zhao Xiaofu didn't eat his meal because he was angry with him about the day, and swallowed a piece of cake by himself.

Turns out one piece of cake really isn't enough....

Walking to the kitchen with a gurgling sound, he turned over the pot and uncovered it, only to find half a pot of chicken soup in a pot.

When it was hot, I didn't even take the bowl, just took the spoon and drank it, and took a chicken leg by the way, chewing and thinking: delicious!

Before going to sleep, Zhao Xiaofu touched his round belly and always felt that he had forgotten something, but he still couldn't remember it after thinking for a long time, so he did not care about it, somersaulted through the clouds and went to play chess with Zhou Gong.

It was already past 9 o'clock the next day when I woke up, I got up and took a shower.

Humming a ditty while brushing teeth with the left hand while booing with the right hand (just like the principle that some people can write different characters with left and right hands at the same time, some people have perfect talents and powerful skills in certain aspects, I believe everyone can understand), just In the comfort, I suddenly heard Yan Luoqing knocking on the door in a vicious voice outside:

"Have you packed it up? We'll be on the plane in two hours!"

He didn't hear clearly, let alone understand, and replied inexplicably and vaguely: "Ah? What fat chicken?" Did he know that he ate his chicken soup last night?No way, knocking on the door early in the morning is stingy!

Yan Luoqing laughed a few times in surprise: "Oh! Aren't you going on the ten-day tour of Guilin?"

Zhao Xiaofu came to his senses all of a sudden, was so excited that he sprayed his hand with toothpaste, tugged his trousers in a daze, took a few sips of water, and ran out to grab Yan Luoqing who was turning around: "Is it today? Isn't tomorrow the first day? Thursday is the first day." Well." He clearly remembered that the tourist took the plane on May 1st?Today is Wednesday, April 1st.

Yan Luoqing didn't even look at him, and walked to her room on her own: "You have traveled through time."

Zhao Xiaofu took out the calendar in his room and looked at it horizontally and vertically, and suddenly found a line of eye-catching characters on the top of April 2006rd that made him vomit blood: [-]...

The surname Yan is so stingy, she hasn't changed the calendar for a long time!

In a hurry, I hurriedly stuffed the things I expected to use into the suitcase, but the zipper couldn't be closed!After finally pressing the box in place, pulling it up, he let out a "huh" breath, only to see that Yan Luoqing's car was already starting outside the window.

"Hey, Yan, stop for me..."

So, at 10:08 in the morning, everyone witnessed a slightly thin young man with disheveled clothes and chicken nest head, dragging an extremely fat suitcase, driving at an inhuman speed in a light silver Cadillac Relying on the undying spirit of not seeing the Yellow River, he chased after him bravely, and the Cadillac didn't leave him behind after chasing for 1 and a half minutes!In the end, Cadillac had to admit defeat, Yoyo stopped, and a hand stretched out from inside pulled the person and the box in, mixed with a few curses.

"Bang!" There was a loud bang from the car door, and the Cadillac sped away.

Everyone is still amazed by the endless aftertaste of the scene just now: our China is really outstanding, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!

Zhao Xiaofu's face turned blue in the car and he was gasping for breath. He threw the suitcase on the back seat, fastened his seat belt, and pointed at Yan Luoqing with one hand, his fingertips trembling constantly: "...Forget it...you're ruthless!"

Yan Luoqing smiled with great honor, "You didn't miss your ticket, did you?"

Zhao Xiaofu couldn't get up at a stretch, and almost turned his back, his eyes were bigger than fists, and his hand continued to shake: "You, you didn't help me get it?"

Yan Luoqing looked at him in surprise, "I put it on your table, didn't you see?"

Zhao Xiaofu shook his fingers and said "you" for a long time, looked at the watch, it was only 30 minutes, and he turned sideways to pull the car door to jump down.

Yan Luoqing hurriedly grabbed his waist and glanced at him sideways: "I don't know if this is a high speed? You want to die."

Zhao Xiaofu came back to his senses, and continued shaking his hands "you".Suddenly, she noticed that Yan Luoqing was smiling strangely. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, she reached out to touch his pocket, and sure enough, she found two air tickets. She became angry and shouted: "I don't want you to be such a prankster!"

Yan Luoqing suppressed a smile and thought, are you an idiot, okay?

Now air tickets are registered by electronic ticket number, even if you don't get a ticket, it doesn't matter.

When boarding the plane, Zhao Xiaofu was always a little bit wrong, why did the people around him have weird eyes?

I sat down on the seat and bowed my head before realizing: Oh, I'm still wearing house slippers on my feet...

While retracting his feet under the seat, he stared at the dozing person next to him, and cursed no less than ten thousand times: If it wasn't for this kid, what would happen to me!Rely on him to death.

When she looked up, she saw that the person sitting diagonally opposite was actually a beautiful woman, a super-gentleman kind, and hurriedly sat up.

But it was obvious that the other party's eyes had fallen on the part below his knees, and he burst out laughing.

His face burned uncontrollably.

In embarrassment, I had to hang my head in a daze to pass the time.

Before going to bed last night, I felt like I forgot something, what is it?

After thinking about it for a long time, I slapped my knee: Jiji (reminder: the name of that reed chicken)!Forgot to feed last night!And who takes care of it when it goes out these days?Can it withstand ten days of hunger and cold like a cactus?Wouldn't it be possible to face a bunch of skeletons when going back and forth like this?Isn't the white-haired person sending the black-haired person?

Busily shaking Yan Luoqing awake: "Jiji is still at home..."

Yan Luoqing opened her eyes, frowning for a moment: "Who?"

"The reed chicken I bought a few days ago, it looks so cute."

Yan Luoqing nodded in response: "Oh, it tastes good."

Taste, taste?Zhao Xiaofu was stunned, his hands were cold: "Did you boil it????"

Yan Luoqing took a bottle of juice from the stewardess: "Mama Li said it was fat enough and tasted good, so I asked her to slaughter it at noon yesterday."

Zhao Xiaofu pointed to his right hand reflexively, shaking: "That's my pet!"

"Who finished the bottom of the pot last night?" After Yan Luoqing finished speaking, Shi Shiran got up and walked to the bathroom.

Zhao Xiaofu pointed at his back for a long time, unable to suppress his grief and indignation, and finally cursed four words: "Beast in clothes!"