The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

At the age of ignorance and ignorance, the little bandit sat on the top of the mountain all day counting the stars and watching the sunrise.When Yu'er was around, he would play around and tease Yu'er.

After the ruling and opposition parties stabilized and Heifengzhai belonged to the court, the life of the head of the family would be even more leisurely.

"Princess, you Persian cat, you look so pretty, can you let me pet it?"

"Princess, don't say that this crimson wedding dress is quite high-looking. It's about the same size as me. It should be good to stand next to elder brother." Feng Yanqiu pulled the red wedding dress full of jewels and compared it to his arm. .

The village was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and the bandits had their faces washed clean, red strings were fastened around their waists, and two waist drums were placed on the table in the courtyard.

On the way down the mountain from here, red lanterns are hung everywhere you can see.During the days when Yu'er returned to Jingzhou, Feng Yanqiu was not idle.

Helping the brothers hang the lanterns on the tree, and digging out two hornet's nests happily, his face was so red and swollen from the bee stings.

That day, He Zhi hired a painter to paint portraits for the two of them. Seeing that his face was so swollen that he couldn't see his original appearance, he could only postpone the wedding date later.

Feng Yanqiu heard that his future sister-in-law was injured, so he was so anxious to ride a fast horse and go down the mountain to find out.

Unable to understand this kind of single-celled organism, Lu Weiyang knocked on his head, squeezed the thin needle in his hand, and asked with a ferocious face: "Didn't you realize that this wedding dress fits you really well?"

"I found it." Feng Yanqiu touched the delicately drawn golden thread on it, "This is a kind of fate, which means that we were a family in our previous life!"

In your previous life, you were not only a family, but you may also be alone.

Lu Weiyang glanced at him sideways, and said calmly before sticking the needle into the white cloth: "You really like Yu'er that much?"

"It's not anymore, he looks like mother." Feng Yanqiu's shy face was reflected red all over the room,

Like his mother?Lu Weiyang didn't pay attention, the thin needle pierced into the skin.

The pain made him gasp, looked at the big red quilt under him, reached out and put the rag doll where he was looking into it a little bit.

Misfortune is the normal state of life.

On the day of the little bandit's wedding, he was tricked by the matchmaker into putting on that wedding dress.

By the time he reacted, it was already too late.He Zhiteng hugged him horizontally, his eyes were full of naked desire.

"What are you doing, isn't it big brother, you want to marry a wife? Why is it this person?" No matter how slow Feng Yanqiu reacted, he could still see the big brother sitting in the hall.

The well-dressed man drew the corners of his lower lip in a tense and charming manner.

The old man standing on the side looked calm and placed his hands respectfully in front of him.After looking at each other with the third master, he calmly shouted, "Bow to heaven and earth!"

"No, I don't want to marry such a person as the head of the Heifeng Village." Feng Yanqiu broke free from the man and jumped off.

There must be a third master who is prepared, and don't overdo it.More than a dozen nuns rushed out from behind the curtain, and knelt down while holding Feng Yanqiu, who was limp and boneless, all of which were carefully selected by Lu Weiyang.

The former emperor did not have three thousand beauties in the harem, but those beautiful girls were not easy to toss about.They were all sent to the Qing'an Temple crying until Jiang Ge ordered them all to be sent to the imperial mausoleum to be buried with the late emperor.

The maidservant is eager to protect the lord, and there is a live performance of pulling willows upside down with strength as strong as an ox.

How did he know that he searched for several days on the mountain but couldn't find anyone with the strength to restrain Feng Yanqiu, it still depends on the skills of these nuns in the palace.

"you are not human."

"Worship heaven and earth."

"Knock!"As the sound fell, a big hole appeared on Feng Yanqiu's face, blood and flesh blurred.He didn't know whether he was scared or hurt, so he stopped crying.

"Two thanks to the high hall."

This time Feng Yanqiu didn't struggle as hard as last time, his forehead fell to the ground, and the nuns didn't dare to knock too hard.It didn't hurt much.

"Happy husband and wife."

Feng Yanqiu turned his head faster than anyone else, staring viciously at He Zhi's ugly face, staring at him and sobbing aggrievedly.

If you know that the preparation for the wedding these days is because the elder brother wants to marry him off.He will definitely not be so active in helping!

"Send..."

"No need to wait!" He Zhi stopped the old man who witnessed the marriage from saying that their wedding was held at night.

Outsiders don't understand, but Lu Weiyang can understand.

The little bandit likes to watch the stars and the sunrise.

"What are you doing!"

He Zhi grabbed his thin wrist, which seemed to be broken at a snap, and walked out while he whimpered and wailed, groping for the path under the moonlight.

"Why are you crying? The 3000 taels of gold have wronged you. The princess was not as beautiful as you when she got married." He Zhi pushed aside the branches in front of him, and let him pass by with his hands.

When the little bandit cried, he didn't know his eyes were red, and even his nose and ears were dark red.A miserable look that makes one can't help but want to ravage it.

"Let's go!" He Zhi's face was deeper and more beautiful under the moonlight, and his appearance was better than that of Pan An.

"Where are you taking me? I'll tell my elder brother to return the money to you, and you don't want to marry me." Feng Yanqiu knocked off the branch that was hanging on his face.

Stepping on the road covered with vine branches, he walked forward crookedly, wearing a pair of pants and two layers of skirts on his legs, which made his walking speed slower than before.

Thinking that the annoying Feng Yanqiu was right behind him, he walked all the way to the top of the mountain without looking back.Sitting on the boulder cursingly, he said, "What did you bring me here for?"

There is a peach blossom temple on this mountain, and the gods in the temple can seek marriage.It is rumored that as long as the bride and husband offer incense sticks sincerely when they arrive here, they will be able to meet the god who guards the temple—the God of Cupid holding a bow and arrow.

If the heart is not sincere, it cannot be seen.It shows that the relationship between the two cannot be forced. This is a saying passed down from the previous generation. It is true that someone has seen the God of Cupid with their own eyes.

He Zhi is an obsessive person. When he was a child, he was delicate and frail, and his sword practice master said he was not suitable for martial arts.

He didn't give up until he won No.1 in the martial arts competition.He is not angry with anyone, he just likes the feeling that he can protect the person he likes with a sword, and be invincible and respected by others.

And the little bandit is his second obsession, no matter whether he sees the God of Cupid today or not.He has brought his sweetheart here once, and he will have no regrets in this life.

"What are you looking at?" Feng Yanqiu asked pantingly, the cool wind dried the hot sweat on his back, and they stood on the top of the mountain in two red clothes, feeling something was wrong.

"you have heard……"

"You don't want to pull me to die for love, I tell you it's impossible!" Feng Yanqiu clasped his hands on the rock he was sitting on just now, trying to be as motionless as the rock.

This made He Zhi laugh angrily, the cinnabar on his head looked like a butterfly lying on his face at night, he couldn't help chuckling and said, "Heh."

"Have you ever heard of Peach Blossom Temple?" He Zhi asked without changing expression, pointing to the ruined temple in front of him.

Peach Blossom Temple?Curiosity killed the cat, Feng Yanqiu looked sideways at the ruined mountain temple that was about to collapse, he seemed to have been here before.

At that time, I was still a little baby, and the ones here were not as broken as they are now.There are so many delicious pastries inside, and many people who pay tribute come here to seek marriage.

He hid behind the idol and listened to the faithful men and women uttering the names of their loved ones. He was so hungry that he waited until those people had finished speaking before he dared to reach out and eat the tribute they brought.

Sometimes it's a beautiful pastry, sometimes it's a big apple or chicken, duck and fish.

However, this Peach Blossom Temple is very effective. Many people came to fulfill their wishes, breaking the threshold.Legend has it that there is also the God of Cupid, which Feng Yanqiu has only seen once.

"Of course I know, I, Feng Yanqiu, grew up in it." Feng Yanqiu nodded, and his tone became more and more airy.

Forgetting how he was eaten and wiped clean by this man, he put his hands on the stone and posed in a pose, as if he came to a scenic spot to check in.

"Oh, is that so? I heard that you can only meet the mysterious God of Cupid if you find the person you are destined to bring to the statue." He knows that the ability to follow the clues is not learned in vain. It is used to catch him. It's a hundred tests and a hundred works.

He is like a kid who likes to show off. Someone is envious of what he has at his fingertips, and they want to take it out for three days and three nights. Feng Yanqiu said shyly: "Of course, in the temple of this treasured place of geomantic omen, all kinds of gods are there." .It’s almost a response to every request, and it’s a hundred tests, so do you want to go in and have a look? I can force you to take you.”

"No need, I don't understand. I'd better wait until I get home and find someone who is familiar with this place. Give him 300 taels of silver and let him take me in to have a look." The man had an embarrassed smile on his face, as if he was ashamed.

Affectionately hides the smell of dead skin and shame, without the slightest sense of reason.

He Zhi thought, if he really saw the God of Cupid, it would be good to go in and kneel down.If you haven't seen it, there is a god three feet above your head, and the little bandit will be moved by him.

For 300 taels of silver, Feng Yanqiu stretched out an OK gesture and swiped in front of his eyes in a daze, then said hesitantly: "Why don't I take you in, I really grew up in this lump."

"Okay then." The man rested his cheeks, nodded his head, still hesitating.

Seeing that he let go, Feng Yanqiu walked towards the dilapidated red house with his eyes wide open, the outer wall was scorched by the wind and rain.

Once the bandits in Heifengzhai stood on this mountain, no common people dared to come up to worship the gods.This area was also abandoned, and the weeds in it grew taller than people.

One or two weeds turned upside down, scratching the back of Feng Yanqiu's neck like human hands.He was so frightened that he grabbed He Zhi's hand, sweating all over his head, and still stepped in.

He Zhi stopped his feet, squinted his eyes, and saw that his body was trembling with fright.

After all, today is the day of their wedding. The highlight is still to come. He doesn't want the little bandit to faint from fright.

"Okay, I won't go in. Let's go elsewhere." He Zhi clasped his delicate hands upside down, and wiped his palms, which were hot and sweaty.

"If you say you want to go in, then you will go in. I will take you in and you will give me 300 taels of silver. You can't just let it go."

Listening to the blushing and thick-necked protest, He Zhi pressed his shoulders and pushed him against the wall.One leg dishonestly propped between his legs, and he asked slightly threateningly: "Do you have any special hobbies, little bandit?"

"No, don't talk nonsense." Feng Yanqiu explained hastily, it's better not to explain.This nervousness made people doubt him even more.

Backed by orchards on the mountain, there are not so many delicacies from mountains and seas.But hares, pheasants, and boars, these wild game that can be hunted to satisfy their greed are still available.

You don't need money to eat, drink and have fun, but the little bandit cherishes money like his life.

This is inconsistent with his carefree personality, He Zhi easily pulled out this line.He pinched his jaw with his fingers and asked indifferently: "Tell me, if you don't tell the truth, will I tie you here and freeze to death?"

"No, it will." He opened his mouth and frowned uncomfortably.

In the empty space in his heart, he didn't want anyone to break in, not even his elder brother, Feng Yanqiu searched for words in his mind.

In a short period of time, he, a child from a poor family, really couldn't think of anything that would cost a lot of money, except for what he was doing.

"Have you figured it out?" The man narrowed his eyes and tightened his hands hard, pinching his chin red.

After a little effort, you can hear the sound of bones cracking.

"Why does this man start domestic violence before he even gets a wife?"

Lu Weiyang sat on the sofa crookedly, eating dragon fruit in his mouth, and wearing his favorite big T-shirt.Eyes fixed on the ultra-thin 65-inch LCD TV, the picture shows He Zhi and the little bandit on the mountain...

[Host, are you satisfied? 】

"It's okay, but who is the little bandit's father? Why hasn't the secret been revealed yet?" Lu Weiyang was so excited that he sat up in anger at this point.

The reason why he dares to pull like this now is that he has already guessed it!Why did he appear in this four-dimensional world for no reason after his sudden death?

He seemed to be right.

The system became afraid of him and asked him to leave the scene first to watch the episode behind the scenes.The scene decoration in the room was also similar to his room, so Lu Weiyang reluctantly agreed.

Holding a steel ball in his hand, he murmured: "I know my cousin is your boss, my sudden death should have something to do with my mother's cup of hot milk."

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In the laboratory, two elders with bushy legs and wearing big vests were startled for a moment when they heard the sound of the machinery.

"He doesn't know who the big boss is, does he?" Wearing small retro glasses, he poked at the colleague next to him and with a mouth long enough to hold a fist.

Xiao Fang shook his face with Chinese characters, and said calmly with the report on the table: "I don't know, their resumes say that they haven't seen each other for five years. Those who haven't seen each other for five years are still each other's friends." Ex-boyfriend. Lu Weiyang probably wouldn't think of the big boss."

……

The person in the camera changed his style of painting, raised his legs, picked up the fizzy carbonated drink on the table, and took a sip affectionately.

"I don't care who you are, you go and tell Su Zhiye that he and my mother have teamed up to fuck me this time. I will give them a surprise when I go back!"

The person in the high-definition picture grinned ferociously, gulped down his drink, took out his mobile phone in his pocket, and nodded in boredom.

The two people behind the scenes looked at each other.

"Who is Su Zhiye, the nickname of the big boss?"

"Probably not, maybe he didn't think about the big boss."