When Renhu picked up Raven's script

Regarding the murder of the wind reviewer, Osamu Dazai thought he was used to it, but he didn't expect that there would be rumors that he couldn't do it one day.

Still twice.

The same person did it both times!

This is too much!

Calling him bad, saying he is disgusting, saying he is not a thing, he doesn't care about these evaluations at all, and he has never cared about other people's fear.

But saying he can't do it...it's impossible for a man not to care, right?

The little tiger with a very strong sense of beasts always felt that although Osamu Dazai had a gentle smile on his face, he was really dangerous and dangerous, and the hairs all over his body were about to stand on end.

"Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke's hand fell on Dazai Osamu's shoulder. Although his voice was still calm, Dazai Osamu heard worry from it, which shows how much his mood fluctuated at this time. , after work at night, you should exercise with me."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Odasaku, have you misunderstood something? I am in good health and there is no problem at all. Although I am not Odasaku's opponent, it is still no problem to punch a few Mr. Ranpo with one punch." The smile on Dazai Osamu's face Somewhat reluctantly.

Ranpo Edogawa watching a play with his chin in his hands:? ? ?

What's the matter with you, junior? !

Several other members: "..."

Yosano Akiko silently took out the chainsaw, turned it on, and the sound of the chainsaw starting immediately rang through the detective agency.

"Brother Dazai, Mr. Ranpo cannot fight."

"Indeed, according to Dazai, it seems that there is no problem in punching a few Mr. Ranpo with one punch." Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while and felt that there is no problem with the metaphor of Osamu Dazai. Does Edogawa Ranpo really have no physical skills or is he a waste of life? The children in his family are almost the same as those raised by his family.

"However, Mr. Chuya can punch you a few times. Mr. Ranpo is not someone you like, so what matters is how long you can last in the hands of Mr. Chuya, not how many Mr. Ranpo you can hit."

Osamu Dazai: "...I don't like dwarfs, they are so sticky and disgusting!"

"Oh." Oda Sakunosuke is used to his friend's duplicity, so he didn't complain to him about not liking it and following him home, lying on his bed, "The point is, Aden said you fainted, and you will faint several times Hours, so I will ask you for leave, you..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Looking at Atsushi Nakajima suddenly, the little tiger immediately jumped up and hid behind Yosano Akiko in shock. It took a while to stick out his head, "Yes, it was Mr. Nakaya who said, Brother Dazai, you are dizzy Yes, I haven't woken up yet, when you wake up, you will get up by yourself, let me ask for leave for you!"

It's really not what I said!

"...The little dwarf is too violent, look at the bag on my head, I was kicked!" Knowing that he was cheated by Nakahara Chuya and Nakajima Atsushi, Osamu Dazai felt a sigh of relief in his heart .

Because he knew very well that although these two people tricked him, they definitely didn't do it on purpose, they did it unintentionally.

It is precisely because of this that he is aggrieved.

"But, in this case, shouldn't you have a shoe print on your face?" Kunikida Doppo hesitated for a moment, pushed his glasses and complained.

If there is anything hard to say, don't shy away from diseases and avoid medical treatment. If there is something to do, let's find a solution together.

For the first time, Osamu Dazai felt that this detective agency seemed not only the little tiger was abnormal, but none of them seemed normal.

"What are you doing?" Fukuzawa Yukichi opened the door and came in, looking puzzled at the lively detective agency.

He went to the government for a meeting this morning, so he only came to the detective agency now, but he really didn't expect the detective agency to be so lively, even Kunikida Doppo wasn't working.

what happened?

Was his detective agency like this before?Doesn't it seem like it?

Looking at Yosano Akiko who was holding the chainsaw in his hand, Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed inwardly, and walked in, "Yoyano, put the chainsaw back in the medical room, Haruno, put today's documents Bring it to the office and make a cup of tea by the way."

After entering the office, the door of the president's office was closed by him.

The entire detective agency felt as if the pause button had been pressed, and then one by one quietly returned to their seats, sat down, and began to work seriously.

Osamu Dazai lay on the table, not wanting to move.

In the end, he couldn't explain it. He was knocked out by the dwarf, not on the bed. No matter how bad he was, he wouldn't die on the bed, right?You obviously came to work today with the mood of showing off, why did things turn out like this?

Osamu Dazai thought about it. According to the little man's physical strength, if one day he... no, no, no, he can't think like this, then he will definitely be famous in the whole of Yokohama, maybe not only in Yokohama.

Must have a good exercise.

"...Odasaku, will you take me with you when you wake up for activities tomorrow morning?"

"Ah good."

The little tiger obediently returned to his desk and continued to write the mission report, but his mind was thinking of Akutagawa.

Is this thing tiring?Why does brother Dazai look so tired every time, and has to ask for leave the next day?Haven't heard how tiring it is, have you?

I'm a little envious...

"Adun—" Edogawa Ranpo suddenly elongated his voice, and the little yellow tiger who was riding a unicycle in his head trembled in fright, and quickly restrained his inner goose and tried to work hard.

Mr. Ranpo is really scary!

After getting off work in the evening, Atsushi Nakajima consciously went to find Akutagawa, and complained to Osamu Dazai by the way.

Akutagawa: "..."

I don't want to know what happened between Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakaya.

Moreover, isn't it normal for Mr. Dazai to be beaten by Mr. Chuya?What's so unexpected?

There is still a newspaper run by Mr. Dazai in Port Mafia today.

It's called "Chuya who won't admit defeat this week", but this newspaper was closed after Mr. Dazai left the port of Mafia. It's a pity. Tigers can split.

Although Mr. Nakaya is very reliable and secure in front of his subordinates, but in front of Mr. Dazai...

It turned out that they were in such a relationship.

In fact, it is not surprising.

But if this is the case, then Mr. Dazai left the port of Mafia with the lower class, and left Mr. Chuya and Zaixia behind.

Akutagawa suddenly discovered that Mr. Dazai, whom he admired and respected, seemed to have a small stain...

No, no, it must be the fault of the low-level staff, right?

It must be the bottom layer's fault!

"Akutagawa Akutagawa, is that thing really so tiring? Brother Dazai seems to be too tired every time. Mr. Chuya asked me to ask him for leave twice, saying that he has not woken up and is still sleeping." Nakajima Dun scratched his head, he was really puzzled.

Akutagawa: "..."

"Akutagawa?" Seeing Akutagawa stop suddenly, Atsushi Nakajima was a little puzzled, still holding on to Akutagawa's sleeve.

The exposed shirt cuffs looked like blooming flowers, and Atsushi Nakajima felt that he really didn't blame himself for misunderstanding.

"Atsushi Nakajima, if you..."

"It's Arden!"

Akutagawa: "..."

"If you want to call me Aton, you can't always call me by my full name, or people will misunderstand us as strangers." Atsushi Nakajima corrected.

"If you want to think about messy things again, I will..."

just what?Akutagawa suddenly got stuck.

hit?This guy is very proficient in hiding from Rashomon now, but he can't beat him to death, scold him?Can this guy really understand?

"……never mind."

Let him go, or what else?

"I didn't think about anything messy, Akutagawa wants to be called Aton, not Nakajima Atsushi!" Nakajima Atsushi didn't realize what Akutagawa left to say, and tried to correct it.

Akutagawa is so awkward, I still call him by his full name even now, although his name is Akutagawa, but that is because he has always been called Akutagawa before, otherwise...

Ok?

"...Ryunosuke?" Nakajima Atsushi suddenly called out tentatively.

Akutagawa: "..."

"Ryunosuke!" Seeing that Akutagawa didn't seem to hear, Atsushi Nakajima called again, this time the voice was a little louder than last time, making sure Akutagawa who was walking beside him could definitely hear it.

Akutagawa's footsteps remained unchanged, and he continued to walk forward, "...um."

Hearing Akutagawa's response to him, Atsushi Nakajima was immediately overjoyed.

Akutagawa didn't understand what he was happy about, but it was just a title, why was it like a cat that stole a fish?Just feeling Atsushi Nakajima's joyful mood, the corners of his mouth also curved.

"Did you just laugh?"

Akutagawa turned his head, looked at Atsushi Nakajima with smoky gray eyes, and did not answer his question.

No wonder Atsushi Nakajima is so excited, because Akutagawa really seldom smiles, and has always been indifferent. If he didn't feel that Akutagawa really liked him, and the things he did before, he would really think Akutagawa Not interested in him anymore.

"You're definitely smiling, I've seen it all." Atsushi Nakajima also narrowed his eyes with a smile. Some passers-by saw them and knew they were a young couple at a glance.

Yokohama is a concession city. There are many foreigners here. It is relatively open and accepts homosexuals very well. No one has strange eyes, but they will all smile.

The young couple are sweet and well-matched, and it makes people happy to see them.

Young is so good.

Neither of them was in a hurry to go back. Atsushi Nakajima, who was in a good mood, directly pulled Akutagawa's sleeves to the bench next to the park, dangling his legs, "That's great, Akutagawa smiled today."

"Ah."

"Ryunosuke Ryunosuke!"

Akutagawa: "..."

My forehead is blue veined.

However, Atsushi Nakajima smacked his lips and tasted it, and asked tentatively, "I don't think it sounds better than Kakaji?"

Akutagawa: =-=

"JiJia's eyes are the most beautiful, as if shrouded in a layer of smoke."

Relatively speaking, Akutagawa spoke less. Most of the time it was Atsushi Nakajima who spoke, and occasionally echoed him, saying that he was not perfunctory and was indeed listening.

Maybe it's because the sea breeze in the evening is too comfortable, maybe it's because there are trustworthy people around him who believe they will protect him, the little tiger slowly dozed off while talking.

She had been a little worried about Osamu Dazai last night, afraid that something would happen to Osamu Dazai because of what she said, and she didn't sleep well.

When Akutagawa noticed that the voices around him were getting lower and lower, the little tiger was almost asleep.

Akutagawa looked sideways, the corners of his mouth twitched, but in the end he didn't speak, just sat there quietly, looking at the slowly flowing river in front of him.

After a while, the tiger next to him really fell asleep, with his back leaning on the bench by the roadside, and his body slowly tilted to the side.

Akutagawa: =-=

Watching Atsushi Nakajima tilted to the other side, Akutagawa sighed inwardly, Rashomon leaned out, supported the man who was about to fall, and slowly helped him to his side, so that he could lean on himself.

Rashomon was about to take it back, but the owner of Rashomon hesitated for a moment, and the black beasts that made countless enemies terrified surrounded the people around him tightly, only one head was exposed, and then they calmed down.

Akutagawa lowered his eyes, still somewhat dissatisfied.

Idiot?I have no vigilance at all, and I haven’t made any progress in Yokohama for two years. If I am in danger, I don’t even know what’s going on if I’m sold out, right?

idiot!

Stupid!

Someone should teach him a lesson!

I was dissatisfied, but Akutagawa just sat there without moving. Occasionally, people passing by would give strange glances, because Atsushi Nakajima looked a little weird at this time, but Akutagawa ignored them all.

While he was sitting there in a daze, a familiar object suddenly drifted across the river in front of him.

Akutagawa: "..."

Mr. Dazai? !

Akutagawa's heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously wanted to get up and chase after him, but as soon as he moved, the little tiger clinging to him groaned, making his body stiff, and the expression on his face suddenly hesitated, and then he took out his phone Send a message to Nakahara Nakaya, who is already off work, asking him to come and get Osamu Dazai.

This idiot tiger seems to be very tired, otherwise he wouldn't have fallen asleep here. Mr. Dazai, Mr. Chuya is more experienced, right?

Chuya Chuya's speed is very fast. He didn't want to deal with some big trash when he received the message from his junior, but later he decided to come and have a look because of the influence of this person on his junior.

If it wasn't for something that made Akutagawa unable to find Dazai, Akutagawa's attitude towards Dazai would definitely go there to salvage harmful garbage by himself.

And this kid has a stubborn temper, and he won't take the initiative to ask for help when he encounters a fight or trouble.

A little worried about Akutagawa, Nakahara quickly flew over with gravity, and even fished up Osamu Dazai who was soaked in the water before coming over.

Then he saw two people sitting on the bench.

One person sat there looking at them sullenly, while the other fell asleep and was leaning on the other person's shoulder. Except for the head, everything was wrapped around Rashomon, blocking the evening sea breeze, as if It's to keep from getting cold.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

It seems to know why the juniors don't have time to fish for Dazai.

I don't know why, Nakahara Chuya is a little gloating at this time, and can't help but look at Osamu Dazai, who is wet beside him and has a disgusting smile on his face-the student who has been chasing you is now for his fiancé, and he doesn't care about you!

Surprised or not?

Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, with his usual smile on his face.

In fact, he didn't feel much about Akutagawa's pursuit. If he really wanted to say it, he would be irritable, so when he saw Akutagawa, he would often look for opportunities to slip away. He felt that he and Akutagawa couldn't communicate properly. Now that Akutagawa can let go of Yiqiao and treat him His persistence is a good thing for Akutagawa as well as him.

Osamu Dazai once mentioned Akutagawa to Sakunosuke Oda. At that time, his evaluation was that it was a sword without a scabbard. Although this ability is very powerful, aggressive and has a lot of room for improvement, the owner of the ability is a When things happen, I only know how to rush forward, and I only pursue strong people. After a long time, this sword without a sheath will be broken one day.

Moreover, Akutagawa relies too much on Rashomon, only pursuing his own strength, while ignoring many other things, such as the brain, such as the body.

Osamu Dazai used to have a lot of headaches because of this, and he himself was young at that time, and it was the darkest time, so can he be expected to use gentle methods to teach?

of course not.

But now, Osamu Dazai discovered that this sheathless sword seemed to have given birth to a scabbard.

Don't worry about him, of course he is happy.

The premise is that this scabbard should not always dangle in front of his eyes, and should not always stuff him with dog food intentionally or unintentionally.

Going to throw up.

They are all human beings, so how can Aton and Akutagawa be treated so well? He and the little man are so close, this guy still kicks?

This is not fair!

Is his EQ not as high as that of Aton or Akutagawa?Was he not as clever as they were?

Should not be!

Obviously there are so many young ladies who like him and want to die for love with him!

It must be the little man's fault!

With a sullen face, Akutagawa looked at the two standing in front of his eyes, nodded calmly, "Mr. Dazai, Mr. Nakaya."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Not bad, if he didn't see the red ears, he would have thought that Akutagawa had really acted so calmly, keeping his expression on while being shy, not bad, he has grown a lot.

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't know what Akutagawa was living these days, otherwise he would understand that it was not Akutagawa who wanted to grow up, but a tiger around him that forced him to grow up.

It's impossible not to grow up, he was made a little vicissitudes by a certain tiger, and he looked down on many things.

Either be bearish, or the two will die together, so let's be bearish.

After looking down, you will find that, in fact, it is not a big deal.

take it easy.

Osamu Dazai wanted to taunt at first, and Nakahara Nakahara also noticed his intention in advance, so of course he couldn't let him disturb the two children who were in a good atmosphere, and directly covered his mouth.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Why?Why should the little dwarf treat his younger generation well?

With such unwillingness, Osamu Dazai was dragged away by Chuya Nakahara, who kindly did not disturb the two of them.

Since there is no trouble, it is better not to meddle in other people's private affairs.

When the two of them were far away, Akutagawa frowned slightly and looked sideways at the little tiger who was still awake.

"It's all your fault!"

He actually fell asleep outside without any precautions, otherwise, I would definitely not lose face in front of Mr. Dazai and Mr. Chuya.

However, saying this, he still didn't wake up Atsushi Nakajima, but just sat there quietly.

Originally thought that after Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai left, it would be fine for the tiger to wake up by itself, and he could leave, but what Akutagawa didn't expect was that not long after, they were surrounded by a group of policemen with live ammunition.

"We received a report that someone kidnapped a minor, please release the hostage quickly, otherwise we will shoot."

Akutagawa: "..."

On the other side, a small black cat's head protruded from the corner of the clothes, ready to move towards the police officer who was yelling nearby.

——What are these useless trash doing?

【Kidnapping?What kidnapping? 】

Atsushi Nakajima didn't know when he fell asleep, he heard a sound like thunder in a daze, his thinking was slow for a while, and then he realized what the people at the police station said, and jumped up immediately want to help.

But he was tightly trapped by Rashomon, he jumped up suddenly, and immediately fell on the grass in front of him.

Akutagawa: "..."

Stupid.

The police officers of the Metropolitan Police Department: "..."

So arrogant?Actually hurt the hostages in front of them?

Just seeing the things tied to the hostages and the things that seemed to be moving around the hem of the boy's clothes, this group of police officers, who were just ordinary people, immediately realized that today was the most difficult person with supernatural powers to deal with.

Although the matter of supernatural powers is blocked to the outside world, most Yokohama people still know about it.

Trouble.

"Please release the hostages quickly, or we will shoot!"

Akutagawa looked at the tense Yokohama policemen surrounding him with a foolish look, and didn't make a sound, but let go of the black Rashomon that shielded him from the wind at the direction of Atsushi Nakajima.

As soon as he was released, Atsushi Nakajima quickly got up and walked quickly to the police officer, "Hello, I am a member of the Armed Detective Agency, do I need help? Where is the hostage?"

At this time, the little tiger who had just woken up and was not yet fully awake did not realize that the cognition these police officers were trying to save was himself.

The hostage is myself.jpg

Akutagawa: "..."

Unable to bear to look straight at him, he turned his face away, stopped looking at this side, put his hands in the pockets of the windbreaker, and calmly continued to stare at the river in front of him.

Akutagawa felt that Atsushi Nakajima would die of stupidity one day sooner or later.

And it is really unreliable to expect the Yokohama Metropolitan Police Department to maintain order in Yokohama.

Yokohama Police: "..."

I finally realized that something was wrong, and it seemed that something had happened.

No wonder the boy in black had such a provocative look just now, did he look at a fool?

Even if these police officers don't know Atsushi Nakajima, they have heard of the armed detective agency and the famous detective Edogawa Ranpo. They have a good impression of the armed detective agency that has reduced a lot of work for themselves, but they didn't expect to make such a fuss Oolong.

It was really a misunderstanding just now.

Akutagawa was sitting on the bench by himself, next to a boy who was clearly trapped and still "in a coma". Naturally, well-meaning passers-by thought it was a kidnapping and immediately called the police.

After asking, Atsushi Nakajima finally realized that all this was a misunderstanding, and the expression on his face was a little embarrassed, he stretched out his hand and scratched his cheek embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, this is my fiance, let's come out...well, out on a date , and then I fell asleep, he was probably worried that I would catch a cold if I fell asleep like this, but he didn't expect to be misunderstood by the kind people passing by."

"Although it was a misunderstanding, this gentleman still needs to bring your fiancé with us and go to the police station to make a statement." To be honest, this group of police officers who were nervous just now were also very embarrassed. It's just a look on the expression on the face.

A face of integrity and impartiality.

So, Akutagawa grew up so big, it was the first time he went to the police station in a police car.

Atsushi Nakajima was even more nervous than him, as if he was afraid that he would give him an angry look, but in fact, although Akutagawa was a little speechless, he was really not angry.

At least this group of useless Yokohama police did nothing wrong. They came directly to rescue the hostages when they received the call.

Atsushi Nakajima sat close to Akutagawa. He was not afraid that Akutagawa would violently kill all the misunderstood policemen. After all, in his eyes, Akutagawa was not a bloodthirsty person. What he was worried about was that he seemed to be in trouble again this time. QAQ

He doesn't know anything!

Really!

Knowing that it was a misunderstanding, the police were also a little uncomfortable. They talked to Atsushi Nakajima all the way, but Akutagawa seemed to be quiet and didn't want to talk to them or get involved in their conversation, looking a little bored and indifferent.

The police car drove all the way to the nearby police station. Atsushi Nakajima led Akutagawa, and the two walked into the police station one after the other.

The process of making the transcript was very smooth. Although Akutagawa was very impatient, he did nothing. He made a transcript in cooperation, and was later warned by the police officer who made the transcript.

"Little lovers should pay attention when they are outside, and don't do such misleading things next time."

Akutagawa: "..."

It's all Atsushi Nakajima's fault!

"...Speaking of which, Mr. Fiance, you seem familiar." The police officer who took the record glanced at Akutagawa, and suddenly said hesitantly.

Atsushi Nakajima smiled reluctantly, and glanced at the wanted book on the corner of the table.