When Renhu picked up Raven's script

Nakahara also felt that he was really pissed off by Osamu Dazai last night, otherwise what happened later would not have happened, and now thinking about it, he still feels a little regretful.

But seeing this guy lying on the bed alive and not dead, he was a little proud.

After all, he doesn't have many chances to win against Osamu Dazai. He definitely won these two times. It would be even better if this guy is conscious and doesn't rely on him.

"...Chuya, I want to eat crabs." The person under the covers suddenly uttered indistinctly, and Zhongyuan Zhongya, who was about to go out, stopped suddenly.

"It's early in the morning, where can I find crabs for you?"

"I don't care, I want to eat crabs!"

I want to replenish my energy with delicious crabs!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Do you want to face!

However, in the end, Zhong Yuanzhong just walked out cursing, took out some canned crab meat from the corner, and prepared to cook some crab porridge with these cans.

As for whether it tastes good or not, in the end Dazai Osamu will eat it or not... If he dares to dislike it, he will pour it down for him!

Indulge him!

Hearing the sound of kitchen knives being chopped on the cutting board from the kitchen, Osamu Dazai fell asleep again in a daze, until he was woken up again by Nakahara Chuya, yawned and shrugged, and struggled to get up from the bed to eat.

He originally thought that he exercised hard every day. After so long, his physical strength has also improved. This time the situation is better than last time, but he really didn't feel any difference at all. In the later stage, he just wanted to sleep!

Turn over?

What turned over?

Turn over what?

Isn't it good to lie down, why turn over!

With the bloody stamina of the little dwarf, he probably won't be able to turn over for the rest of his life, hehehehehe...

Nakahara was sitting at the dining table, watching Osamu Dazai wandering into the bathroom outside the bedroom like a ghost, and wandering out again like a ghost after a while, as if his eyes were not focused when he sat on the chair, he immediately sneered with disgust.

Hearing Nakahara Chuya's voice, Dazai Osamu didn't want to provoke anymore, he was very sleepy, and just wanted to go back to sleep, but just gave Nakahara Chuya a resentful look.

He usually sleeps very little, and often can't sleep all night at night. It is rare that he is so tired that he wants to fall asleep. As a result, he overturned his car twice in Zhongye, Zhongyuan.

Being stared at by Osamu Dazai, Nakahara finished his breakfast calmly, picked up the bowl in front of Osamu Dazai and put on a grumpy expression, took a spoon and started feeding the porridge, knowing what Dazai wanted to do without even opening his mouth .

Osamu Dazai didn't act like a demon, and cooperated very well. Although the porridge made from canned crab meat was not as delicious as the porridge made from fresh crabs, Nakahara could also make it for him, instead of just pretending that he hadn't heard his request and had already done it. Very face-saving.

While eating porridge, Osamu Dazai was still thinking about the two children who often distributed dog food in front of him.

cut!

He is not envious at all!

"Hey, what are you thinking?"

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was obviously distracted, Nakahara Chuya didn't want to ask at first, but thinking of Mr. Mori's previous attitude, he still couldn't help asking.

Really!

What the hell is the leader doing?I heard that all the rooftops have been sealed off, so what is Dazai trying to do?Otherwise, why would the leader want him to clean up people?

Chuya Nakahara called Mori Ogai and said he wanted Yiqiao to return to China to beat Dazai Osamu, but he just said it in passing, and he didn't expect Mori Ogai to agree, but Mori Ogai actually agreed very much. This is not Mori Ogai's way of doing things. , so Zhongyuan Zhong also knew immediately that it must be Dazai Osamu who is acting as a demon again.

Not only came to him as a demon, but also went to Mori Ogai as a demon, so Mori Ogai couldn't help but want to clean him up.

...Speaking of which, if the leader wants to clean up Dazai, he can do it himself, why let him come?

"What the hell is going on, you one by one, why is it abnormal?"

Osamu Dazai looked up and met those familiar cobalt blue eyes.

Those eyes seemed to be burning with flames that would never go out and could burn without oxygen, so he could live more seriously in this world than anyone else?

But now in those eyes, apart from impatience, there is also obvious worry.

That worry was for him.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also an idiot!

"Chuya, this world is so boring..."

But with you guys, it seems that even if it's a little boring, can you still bear it?

Osamu Dazai hadn't said the latter words yet, and he wouldn't say them. Nakahara just listened to the front, and immediately knew that this guy was about to start vomiting black mud again. He put the half-fed porridge on the table, "Then you Find something or someone to talk to!"

Osamu Dazai... Sitting there, Osamu Dazai thought of the sticky stuff. Even if he couldn't see it, Atsushi Nakajima often relayed to him the daily life of rabbits and tigers. Suddenly, he put his arms around Nakahara Chuya's waist and put his arms around Nakahara Chuya's waist. His face was buried in his belly, and the buttons of his clothes rubbed against his cheeks, which was uncomfortable, but Osamu Dazai still didn't let go.

Nakahara Chuya who didn't push the person away: "..."

So something still happened, right?

"what happened?"

I always feel that the current atmosphere is a bit weird, Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed and asked.

The two just had a good exchange in bed last night. At that time, Osamu Dazai looked quite normal?

It's impossible for anyone to bully this guy, right?As far as this guy's dog temper is concerned, who can bully him?Don't even know how you died?

Hugging Nakahara Chuya's waist to let off steam, Osamu Dazai quickly calmed down his exposed emotions, settled his mood, and said slowly, "I just feel so pitiful."

Forced to eat dog food all day long, the dog food cannot be overturned.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"It's too much for Chuu, he doesn't accept his debt after eating, he doesn't recognize people when he pulls up his pants, he turns his face and is ruthless, he is an irresponsible person!" Dazai Osamu continued to complain without expecting Chuya Nakahara to say anything.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very worried at first, but when he heard this, he exploded, "Ha! Responsible? You are sick, what are the two men responsible for!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Sorry.

Again!

"Aton and Akutagawa are still fiancés, why can't they be responsible? Chuya is really too bad!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He hesitated when he thought of a subordinate whose name was Mafia in his home port, who had lived on the forum for a long time.

It seems so...

"Twice! Twice! Chuya finished eating and didn't want to be responsible. It's too bad. What's wrong with men? Don't men have a pure body? My pure body has been defiled by you. How dare you Irresponsible!"

Osamu Dazai is a man who is unreasonable and strong, not to mention Zhongyuan Zhong is really easy to understand. At this time, he just wants to cover up his behavior just now by messing around.

But Zhong Yuanzhong is also serious!

When Osamu Dazai said that, it seemed that he had really done something excessive.

Not counting other things, it seems that this matter is indeed a bit inappropriate?

"It's too much!"

"Then what do you want?" Feeling that he was at a loss, although Zhong Yuan was a little irritable, he still asked patiently.

— Wake up, baby!You are the one below, what responsibility do you have to bear!

As soon as Nakahara Chuya said this, Osamu Dazai was stunned.

He is, just talking casually, but Zhong also seems to take it seriously...

Looking at those sky-like eyes, Osamu Dazai flinched in his heart, and subconsciously wanted to run, but fortunately he held on in time, and burst out laughing with a "puchi", "Ha, hahaha, you can't take it seriously Right? Hahaha!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

If he doesn't kill this dog today, he won't be called Zhongyuan Zhongya!

It can be seen that Zhongyuan Zhong is also angry, and Osamu Dazai instinctively wants to run away, but before he was able to fight on par with Zhongyuan Zhong, it was because he let him go, but now he is annoyed, how could he still let him go, let alone The sea, a drop of water is impossible.

Osamu Dazai, who couldn't dodge in time, bumped into the dining table directly, and his vision went dark.

"Bastard!" Kicked Osamu Dazai, who was already suffering from kidney deficiency and physical weakness everywhere, and fainted. Nakahara was still not relieved, so he went up and kicked him twice before going out to work.

As for some harmful thing left lying dead on the floor, then let him be!

While walking towards the garage, he took out his mobile phone and dialed Atsushi Nakajima skillfully. After the call was connected, Nakahara Nakaya immediately told what happened, "Nakajima, please ask for a day off for Dazai today."

I kicked him so hard that I would probably faint for a few hours. Anyway, I'll ask for leave first.

"Eh? Brother Dazai is okay? Mr. Nakaya, you won't really break his leg, will you?" The little tiger became anxious when he heard this.

He didn't do it on purpose, although it's very likely that brother Dazai had offended Mr. Chuya, but he called after all.

Although Brother Dazai said that Akutagawa is too much, but is it not good for him to do so?

"No, it's just dizziness. Just wait until he wakes up and get up by himself. I'll hang up first!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Coming to the detective agency with a heavy heart, Atsushi Nakajima went to ask Osamu Dazai for leave before starting his day's work.

Today he is going to accompany Edogawa Ranpo on field work, but before the time comes, he will work in the detective agency first, and Edogawa Ranpo will call him when he is about to leave.

"Aton, what happened to Dazai-san?"

Junichiro Tanizaki thought about how Dazai Osamu was dragged away yesterday, so he couldn't help asking with some concern.

"Fortunately, the leg is not broken, but Mr. Nakaya said that he is still fainting, and he will be fine when he wakes up." Atsushi Nakajima didn't think there was anything wrong with this passage when he conveyed it, but ... In the detective agency, except for the newcomers Tanizaki brothers and sisters, everyone else is Osamu Dazai who asked for leave after experiencing the Hakugi incident.

The reason for asking for leave that time was that Osamu Dazai was too tired to get out of bed.

The reason for asking for leave this time is that Osamu Dazai is dizzy and hasn't woken up yet. He doesn't know when he will wake up, so he asked for leave.

...No, Dazai, why are you even worse than last time?

"It is said that getting into the water is easy to become weak, is it true?" ——This is with Akiko Yosano

"If this goes on like this, one day the gravity user will not be able to stand such a waste person?" - This is Kunikida Doppo

"Ah... Dazai has worked very hard, and his physical strength has improved a lot, but should we make an exercise plan for him in the future?" ——This is Oda Sakunosuke, who is deeply worried about his friend's future happiness.

"Tsk! What a waste..." Edogawa Ranpo finally concluded.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

He finally reacted belatedly, and then... a little envious.

"Stupid Arden!"

"A-Dun is not an idiot, Mr. Ranpo is too much!" Even if I fed you until your teeth hurt, and the president restricted snacks, you can't swear like this, how stupid are you?

"A-Dun is an idiot, you are only 16 years old!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Realizing that his thoughts had been seen through by Edogawa Ranpo, the little tiger blushed instantly.

Good brother Kunikida Doppo: "..."

Good sister and Yosano Akiko: "..."

The two looked at each other, and they both saw envy from Atsushi Nakajima's evasive expression. The alarm sounded in their hearts, and Akiko Yosano got up and walked to the medical room, "Atsushi, come with me."

"oh oh."

Little Tiger, who had no idea what would happen next, obediently followed the social doctor of the detective agency into the medical room where no one was allowed to enter.

...and then was popularized by science about the little knowledge about injury at a young age.

It's just the little white tiger with a little yellow face in his heart: "..."

dare not speak.

dare not speak.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't pay much attention to it last time, but this time he really felt that it would be impossible to continue like this. Dazai Osamu should not be allowed to be lazy anymore. He must be allowed to keep exercising. It doesn't matter how good the physical skills are, at least the physical strength should not be too bad. ?In the past two years, I have been busy cleaning things up, and it seems that my friend really doesn't like to move a little bit.

Tanizaki brothers and sisters: "..."

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Dazai Osamu, who was still lying on the floor of Zhongya's house in Zhongyuan, didn't know that he had been murdered again. When he woke up, shaking his head in a daze, it was already noon. He rubbed the bag on his head and got up. He went into the bathroom and took a shower for himself, then changed into clean clothes and bandages, then fell on the bed and closed his eyes again.

Anyway, the little dwarf must have asked him for leave, and he wants to continue to rest!

The little dwarf is really too much, isn't it just a joke!

He didn't dare to admit it, when Zhong Yuan Zhong also asked him what he wanted, he was secretly happy.

Secret joy and fear.

Nakahara Chuya returned home at night, saw Osamu Dazai still staying at home, and thought of what happened when he went to see Mori Ogai today, his face suddenly turned dark.

When he arrived at the Mafia building in the port this morning, he went directly to the chief's office to look for Mori Ou's foreign exchange reporting job. The report was good and there was no accident. Then Alice asked him a question, and the expression on his face couldn't be stretched.

Alice asked him, "Chuya, what happened to your neck?"

Then he found his own small mirror and handed it to Nakahara Chuya.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Nakahara Chuya's focus was on the lower neck, near the collarbone, an ambiguous red mark looming under the collar.

Zhongya, who was caught off guard, said, "..."

I just heard from Chuya Nakahara that Ogai Mori went to see Osamu Dazai yesterday: "..."

"Cough, since there's nothing else, Nakaya-kun should go out first." Mori Ogai coughed dryly, covered his mouth with his white gloved hand, and said with some embarrassment.

My heart was already pounding my chest.

I wanted to use your hand to clean up the little bastard, but I didn't want you to clean up like this and lose myself in it, Mr. Zhongya!

A good cabbage!

Zhong Yuanzhong also only felt that his face must be about the same color as his hair, so he responded quickly and left quickly. As soon as he walked out of the chief's office, he saw that no one was paying attention, so he quickly buttoned his shirt to the top.

When he went out in the morning, he just looked in the mirror casually, and didn't pay attention to the marks on the collarbone. Although he knew that Alice was Mori Ogai's humanoid ability, he was still very embarrassed to be pointed out by such a little girl with the appearance of a person ah.

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Dazai Osamu who was lying on his bed like a master, and became even more angry. At this moment, he seemed to sense his arrival, Dazai Osamu turned over and opened his eyes, "Nakaya..."

The big bag on the forehead has not gone down yet.

"what!"

"I'm very hungry……"

I ate half a bowl of crab porridge in the morning. Osamu Dazai didn't like to eat on time, and his stomach was not good. Now he has been hungry for almost a day. At this time, his stomach is burning and he is feeling uncomfortable.

Seeing Nakahara Chuya, he said with a pitiful face.

Nakahara, who was still very angry at first, was about to beat him up again, and choked for a moment. He frowned and looked at Osamu Dazai's pitiful face—it seemed that his complexion was really bad. This guy really didn't like to eat on time, nor Like to eat well.

And the bag on his forehead is also very conspicuous, but he will not apologize for that bag, he should kick this guy to death.

"Does Zhong also want to starve me to death? Although I really want to commit suicide, the process of starving to death is too painful..."

At this time, Osamu Dazai with a weak face continued to beep beep beep.

"You don't know how to cook by yourself or order a takeaway or get out of my house!" Zhong Yuan also threw the black coat on the sofa and entered the kitchen wearing a small vest. The sound of cooking was heard after a while .

Dazai breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was fooled _(: зゝ∠)_ and he knew it was not good when he saw Zhongyuan Zhong also buttoned his shirt to the top.

If he didn't change the subject quickly, he would really be beaten to death by Chuya who turned from embarrassment into anger!

Osamu Dazai knows Nakahara Chuya very well, of course he knows his dressing habits, he knows that he doesn't like to button up all the buttons, he likes to leave one or two places, he finds it more comfortable, the neck does not feel restrained, and he can see the delicate collarbone .

Don't look at this little dwarf who is strong and violent, and his physical strength is even more like a ghost, but he looks really small, not only tall, but also a small frame, and very thin, not that kind of thin.

The waist is slender and the legs are long, but it is not easy to push down.

He saw it this morning, and he deliberately didn't remind him, it was just for people to see, and since the button was buttoned to the top after he came back, it meant that the little dwarf knew, if he didn't pretend, he probably wouldn't be able to escape after a beating, he I don't want to move now, he doesn't want to!

Little runts are such a nuisance!

Osamu Dazai finally didn't let Nakahara Nakaya feed him for dinner at night, and he drank the porridge by himself, Nakahara Nakaya drank his own porridge with a sullen face, and he was going to throw people out when he finished drinking.

Throw it as far as possible!

"Why did you turn the corner and ask Akutagawa to deliver the book to you and still have to sign it?"

After finishing the meal, Zhongyuan Zhong also finally thought of the business.

I saw Akutagawa today, and then I remembered why I was so angry with Osamu Dazai that I came back to beat him up, so I naturally asked.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Reminds me of a heart attack scene.

Almost, almost without the little dwarf, he can get my ghost teacher's autographed book!

Watching the book that I have been waiting for for a long time, and I can't get it by all means, is torn to pieces in front of me. Even Osamu Dazai would not feel that way.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at a certain mackerel that had instantly wilted, and was stunned:? ? ?

Sick again?

"You don't understand."

How can you understand my misfortune!

"Forget it, finish eating and get out!"

"Chuya, I heard that Akutagawa's book won the Best Newcomer Award, don't you wonder what he wrote? Don't you want him to give you a copy?" Osamu Dazai approached and urged.

"I'm not curious, I don't want it. If I want it, I'll buy it myself. Why do I need Akutagawa as a gift?" Nakahara Zhongya was determined not to be fooled.

To deal with this mackerel, it would be best to ignore him.

He will never be fooled this time!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

make persistent efforts.

"It's not the same. Buying it yourself is different from giving it to the author himself. It is said that words are the author's heart. Don't you want to know what the subordinates are thinking?"

"I'm not you. Why should I study other people's inner thoughts? Are you sick?" Zhong Yuanzhong also asked in a completely uncooperative manner, and mocked someone by the way.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Fuck, why do you feel that the little dwarf is not easy to deceive?Could it be that Mr. Sen taught something?

Seeing that Nakahara was still unmoved, Osamu Dazai could only suppress Amway's impulse and continue to use emotion to reason.

"Oh... so Chuya doesn't care about his subordinates' thoughts so much? What if Akutagawa has a lot of ideas but is too embarrassed to say them? Doesn't Chuya care too? That's right, the little man himself is a brainless little man. Slug, how can you have the brains to care about the inner thoughts of your subordinates."

Since this is not convincing, it can only change the way.

But this time, such aggressive methods also failed.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Narrowing his eyes dangerously, Nakahara Chuya's mouth curled up triumphantly, "Dazai."

"Ok?"

"You don't mean that you like Akutagawa's books and you want Akutagawa's autographed book, but you're too embarrassed to tell Akutagawa directly?" Not to mention, this guess is really reasonable and very in line with this dog's style.

This is not a candid person.

"To praise Akutagawa, is it so difficult to admit that I like it?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Osamu Dazai's eyes suddenly changed, feeling as if he was frightened, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

This troublesome guy!

"Understood, I will ask Akutagawa to give me a signed book, do I need to write a blessing?"

Forget it, anyway, it's not the first day I know what kind of virtue this guy is.

"How could I like Akutagawa's book! He is a brain smaller than yours, but his brain is still full of muscles, and he can't even understand human language. Such a person can write a heart-warming book? How? possible!"

"It's okay, I like it, I like it, okay? So should I write blessings?"

Nakahara was too lazy to argue with Osamu Dazai, he packed the dishes into the kitchen and put them in the automatic dishwasher.

"...Yes!" Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Chuya's back, after all, his desire had the upper hand, and Chuka would not tell Akutagawa anyway.

"What blessing to write?"

"I wish you a successful suicide!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Do you remember that this book was nominally given to me?Believe it or not, when I asked Akutagawa to write this sentence, he thought I was out of my mind, and then reported it to the leader?

"another."

"I wish you an early discovery of the object of your love, and success with your death!"

"Change another one."

"Then I hope you will die from eating crabs!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Forget it, just sign it, and don't write any blessings."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai was a little dissatisfied, but in the end he didn't say anything, he just made a request, "Don't write Akutagawa's name, but a pen name! What does this book have to do with Akutagawa!"

I like my ghost teacher's book, what does it have to do with Akutagawa Ryunosuke!

Nakahara Chuya: "...All right."

Anyway, it's rare that this guy didn't try to perfunctory this time.

Knowing what Dazai Osamu wanted to do, Nakahara Chuka began to chase people away. Before the book was in hand, Dazai Osamu did not dare to continue teasing Nakahara Chuya to be angry, and left here obediently.

What if, the irritable little guy like him is angry, and he gets the book and tears it up for him in front of his face?

It's not that this kind of thing has never happened before. Osamu Dazai said that he was afraid, so he didn't bother.

... Wait until the book arrives!

Leaving Nakahara Chuya's villa in a good mood, Dazai Osamu did not go back to the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency, but went to a safe house of his own, and spent the night in a good mood.

Early the next morning, even though it was raining outside, it didn't affect his good mood, and he came to the detective agency humming his self-created song of dying for love.

"Good morning everyone!" Dazai Osamu walked into the detective agency with a smile, walked directly to Atsushi Nakajima who was writing yesterday's field mission report, and leaned over to look at him, "Ah, Atsushi!"

"Oh, brother Dazai, good morning." Atsushi Nakajima raised his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai. Although his forehead was hurt a little, everything else seemed to be fine, so that's fine, so he lowered his head and continued to work in peace.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This is your reaction?

Don't you see the mark on my neck?

Don't you envy?

virginity--

"...why are you looking at me like that?"

Dazai Osamu, who was still very proud at first, wanted to show off to Atsushi Nakajima, finally noticed that something was wrong with the eyes on him, and couldn't help but look at Atsushi Nakajima who was unconscious: "..."

Is it you again?

Strange Dunjun?