Accumulate feathers sink the boat

Lu Xiangzhou has encountered many unexpected disasters in his life, but this time is definitely the best ingenuity.

He had just finished grading the reading notes of two classes that day, and was squatting under the office building flirting with the stray cats in the school.Before the phone of the director of the teaching and research section rang, he had already taken out the small capitalist dried fish that he kept with him, intending to lure a yellow civet cat to provide him with hair-touching services, but when the bell rang, the cat ran away, leaving him alone as a middle-aged man. The lonely and widowed man looked at his mobile phone sadly.

"Hey Director." Lu Xiangzhou was listless, thinking that after he hung up the phone, he must find that scumbag who lied to fish but not sex.

"Where are you?"

"Oh, the downstairs of the office is just... going around in circles, what's the matter, Director, what's the matter?"

"What's the matter? Are you ashamed to ask me what's the matter? Don't you know what you did?"

"Ah?" The trial came too suddenly, Lu Xiangzhou thought to himself what did I do?Isn't it just teasing different stray cats every now and then?But I have paid for it, they are paid services, and we trade fairly.

"Hmph, I had a meeting before and told me that this period is a sensitive period, and you must avoid teaching content that is likely to cause ambiguity. Oh, you are good, knowing that there are tigers in the mountain, you prefer to go to the mountain. Why, show your personality or just find fault ?”

"This...I...I don't have it, right?" Lu Xiangzhou quibbled, but there was already a crack in the defense line in his heart, his throat trembled slightly, and he swallowed subconsciously.

"You didn't? Then how do I know?"

Yeah, so how do you know?Lu Xiangzhou felt that he had seen a ghost. He committed a crime against the wind recently. He asked the students to confirm repeatedly that day that there must be no supervisor present.Do walls have ears?The dean of teaching and research was lying at the door of his classroom and eavesdropping?Can't be so idle, why does their Chinese department still have special agents?

"Students have sued the Academic Affairs Office!" Before he could figure it out, the director of teaching and research directly announced the answer, "Say you spread religious content in class and incite irrational speech, tell yourself, is there such a thing! "

...Oh, it turned out that it took Lu Xiangzhou almost a second to figure out which student it was, but he couldn't figure out the reason why the student reported him.As for?Just for a star?And he didn't say anything, he just implicitly defended some people's right to criticize celebrities.

"Director, this is a false report. I did quote a religious poem in class, but that's not the core content of my class. I quoted that poem mainly to tell the students about aestheticism, just to say—— "

"I don't listen to you," the director interrupted Lu Xiangzhou a little irritably, "the student who reported it had a photo taken, and Rumi was clearly shown on the PPT. I didn't expect you to be so courageous, you have to talk about Tagore , Gibran, etc. I can explain it to you, good guy, give me Rumi directly, I was dumbfounded when the dean asked, how many people can talk about Rumi in class?! Our school has been around since the establishment of the school No one has ever said anything about Rumi!"

"Yes... yes... but..." No one is not afraid of the furious leader, even if the shell is as hard as Lu Xiangzhou, he can only shrink his head now, "I... I really didn't mention anything □ The content of the teaching is completely absent, I said that the time for this poem is no more than 5 minutes, you can ask other students in the class, this poem is really just an introduction."

"I won't ask, and the school won't ask either." The director of teaching and research vetoed Lu Xiangzhou's proposal coldly, "If you ask this matter, it will become 'can you reasonably quote religious works in class', and our request is Never use religious works."

"Oh...then..."

"Stop this and that. If you dare to read this content, you must dare to bear the consequences. The school is still discussing how to deal with it. I am calling this call to inform you and let you prepare mentally in advance. If there is any academic affairs When the teacher over there contacts you, you must cooperate well and don't expand the matter further."

So the love scene is not happy, the job is plummeting, and the cat is still... Hey, the cat is back.The little civet cat that snatched away Lu Xiangzhou's dried fish just now swaggered in front of him again, wagging its tail, it seemed that it still wanted to trick the fish.

"Let me tell you, if you come home with me today, we will sign a lifelong feeding contract and establish a legal feeding relationship, or you can improve your ideological awareness and think about you as a cat. How can you live like a dog."

Lu Xiangzhou nodded the kitten's head with his finger. Who knew that this guy was not only not afraid, but also turned his back on his stomach.This time Lu Xiangzhou was completely speechless, he quickly turned in the two small dried fish left in his pocket, got up and left.

On the way back, the face of the girl who rushed out of the door repeatedly appeared in front of him. For the school, this was a teaching mistake, but for Lu Xiangzhou himself, this was actually a teaching accident.This girl's report meant that his education in this class, and even many previous classes, had failed. Not only did the students not choose to think in multiple ways, but they made the person who led them to think in multiple ways a villain.

Lu Xiangzhou felt a little sad, not for himself, but for this student, and thousands of young people like her in this society.

What is reporting?It stands to reason that it should be a legal move to protect the rights and interests of individuals or others.However, in this era when all kinds of reporting channels are widely available, many young people have begun to use reporting as a channel for themselves to vent. They know how to use various official channels to report people or things that make them uncomfortable, and follow through In the name of justice.For example, this student, she reported herself, it seems that it is for the unreasonable teaching content, but in fact it is because her interpretation of the stars touched her negative scales, and she also knows that this is not a reasonable reason to report, so The drill bit searched for cracks, far-fetched, and found a reason that would never be rejected.

Lu Xiangzhou has heard and seen this kind of thing too much, but he never thought that one day it would happen to him.This not only shows that he will never be able to instill many truths in his students, but also shows that it is probably impossible for people to achieve true understanding and communication.

The final decision given by the school was to suspend Lu Xiangzhou for one year.The head of the teaching and research team made some maneuvers and won him a place to go to Hong Kong to study at his own expense. In fact, it is not a fight. Cleverly concealed the punishment in the past.

However, Lu Xiangzhou thinks this is a blessing in disguise. Going to Hong Kong is good, away from Gong Yu, out of sight and out of mind, just treat it as a vacation, a marriage gapyear, apart from being more expensive, it is really beneficial and harmless .This kind of thinking kept Lu Xiangzhou in a good mood for almost half a month. It wasn't until he saw the details of the training fee bill that he realized how outrageous his childishness was.