Accumulate feathers sink the boat

About nine-year compulsory education

Because two teachers in the group took maternity leave at the same time, Lu Xiangzhou was forced to take 4 more classes this semester. He was as busy as Gong Yu when he was the director. , who knew that the most difficult level was waiting for him here - he had to complete the test paper review, score analysis and online scoring of 8 classes within a week after the final exam. Argument.

So before the work started, Teacher Lu was already suffocating.

"How about this?" Gong Yu saw that he really didn't look like he could complete the task, "I'll help you correct all the objective questions, and you correct the subjective questions yourself, and then I'll sort the scores. Wouldn't it be faster? ?”

"what?"

Lu Xiangzhou, who had already fallen into a broken mood, turned his mind extremely slowly. Gong Yu had finished speaking for more than ten seconds, and he still opened his mouth half-open like an idiot.

"Oh, that's it! Do a class first, it's better than sitting around like this!"

"But how many objective questions are there, boss...how about subjective questions...?"

"It doesn't matter to me," Gong Yu spread his hands with a grin, "Anyway, when the school checks the papers, it won't be counted as my teaching accident."

"What's the use of you!!!"

Lu Xiangzhou wanted to cry, so he could only slap three stacks of test papers in front of Gong Yu angrily, and shouted: "The objective questions are objective questions! Change it! Now! Show off your efficiency in surgery!"

The bright July sun shines on the weak earth, two long-legged cats are aggrieved by the air conditioner, and the cat is beside the coffee table, one is holding a red pen and crazily crossing, the other is pinching his own glasses leg like he wants to kill , with eyes that can't see clearly but are still trying to be clear, looking for tiny scoring points in the densely packed fly legs.

"Oh, baby." In the end, Gong Yu couldn't hold back anymore, and carefully pushed Lu Xiangzhou, "Do you have the original test paper question? Show me, what is the original question of this question? Why is no one answering it correctly?" ? Did you miss the lesson?"

"what?!"

Lu Xiangzhou's blood pressure had already reached a critical point after changing several noun explanation zero-point test papers one after another. Hearing Gong Yu's question, he immediately became angry.

"What do you mean I missed the teaching? Which of these knowledge points did I not mention in class? As long as they have their brains, they will never make mistakes like this!"

"Oh, no, that's not what I meant, calm down, look—"

"Why did you give him points for this?!" Before Gong Yu could react, Lu Xiangzhou grabbed the test paper he was correcting, pointed at a fill-in-the-blank question and angrily yelled.

"what?"

Gong Yu turned his head and saw the words "Station Master" written on the place where Lu Xiangzhou pointed. He glanced at the answer guiltily, and found that it was only one word different from the standard answer "Station Master", which was quite inexplicable. He asked eagerly, "Huh? Doesn't the station master mean postmaster?"

"Gong Yu??? Can "My Uncle Yule" be translated into "My Uncle Yule"? Can "The Old Man and the Sea" be written as "The Old Man and the Sea"? It's okay for people to be uneducated, but common sense can also be absent ???"

"Ah, this..." Gong Yu scratched his head, looking like he still wanted to make up for it, "It's just a name translation, don't be so rigorous, and look at this student, there are a total of ten fill-in-the-blank questions, and he got three of them right in total. This is also wrong—”

"What if? Do you have such an if? Right is right, wrong is right, we are teachers, not philanthropists!"

"Look at you, you shouldn't be so serious when you shouldn't be serious. If a child can write the station master, it means that he almost knows the meaning. The difference between one word and it doesn't have that much influence. You have to force..."

"So it's still my fault?" Lu Xiangzhou was completely speechless, "Then in your anatomy exam, can you write the forearm as a big arm? Anyway, it's only a word difference, anyway, it's an arm—"

"Hey, wait a minute." Seeing that Lu Xiangzhou was getting red-eyed, Gong Yu hurriedly handed him a glass of water, trying to physically cool him down.

"Don't worry, can the forearm and big arm be the same as your station master's and postmaster's? We are going to have surgery, and if a part is wrongly remembered, it may end up being a bad person for life, not to mention that we are not called small. Big arms, called—”

"What is it called? Is it what we are going to discuss now? You mean that you should be rigorous in studying medicine, and we can be more casual in studying Chinese. This is simply discriminatory between disciplines!"

"Heaven and earth conscience!" Gong Yu panicked and pointed his fingers at the sky, "I definitely didn't mean that. I think many students left this question empty, which means that your questions are too difficult, so it's better to be able to answer this level. Should be given points."

Lu Xiangzhou almost laughed out of anger.

"Difficult? Do you know what the original question of this question is? Which is the first work in Russian literature to describe small characters? That's it? Difficult? This is simply a sub-question!"

"what?"

Some seemingly familiar but unfamiliar words spread out in Gong Yu's mind.

Russia?The country before the Soviet Union... Yes, there are many writers named various types of skies.But what is a little man?What little people?Is this easy?Is this some literary term?

Seeing Gong Yu's expression turn from scorching to dazed in an instant, Lu Xiangzhou understood that he probably didn't understand what the question was asking at all.

"Gong Yu, if I remember correctly, this novel should be a must-read in middle school textbooks. Pushkin's, even if your old man is a few years older than me, our textbooks are not so different, right?"

"Pushkin!" Gong Yu slapped his thigh, "I just said that the name looks familiar to me. It turned out to be his, and I know him. The name is easy to remember, and there's nothing skittish about it!"

...... A Chinese teacher and his lover were discussing such a mentally retarded topic at home, Lu Xiangzhou suddenly didn't know who was more hateful, Gong Yu or the students.

"I seriously doubt that you never paid attention to Chinese class when you were in middle school."

"How is it possible, am I a perfect student?"

"It doesn't look like it. Can a perfect student not know about "The Postmaster"?"

"Oh, it's been a long time. I haven't studied Chinese for many years. Besides, foreign literature is not the focus of the college entrance examination. If you ask about China, I will definitely know."

"Oh? Really?" A trace of contempt flashed in Lu Xiangzhou's eyes, which meant that he didn't believe it at all, "Then I will test you on the simplest and most basic question, and you must answer it."

"Come on!" Gong Yu didn't know where his confidence came from, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight.

"In one minute, name the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. This is a question that even elementary school students can ask."

"Isn't that simple?" Gong Yu's mind was spinning rapidly, "Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, and...uh..."

? ? ?The moment Gong Yu said Li Bai, Lu Xiangzhou wanted to hit someone, but who would have thought that after hearing Du Fu and Bai Juyi again, let him—

"Oh, Su Shi!! There must be Su Shi among the eight great masters of Tang and Song Dynasties!"

The blind cat also ran into a dead mouse, Lu Xiangzhou smiled bluntly: "It's amazing, and I know Su Shi, then what? Who else besides Su Shi, you only have four."

"Don't worry, Su Shi...Su Shi...Oh! Li Qingzhao, Xin Qiji! There are six of them!"

"It's amazing. There are only two left. It's beyond my expectation. If there are two left, I'll tell you. Your answer is almost the same."

"Oh? This is the pass?" Gong Yu couldn't believe it, "Who are the other two?"

"Tang Bohu and Song Jiang, don't the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties have Tang and Song?"

"Is that right?"

Gong Yu was skeptical, and felt that there was some truth, but also some irrationality. He just thought about it for a few seconds, and then suddenly realized: "You are fooling me! Is Song Jiang a real person? He is a character in a novel! At most, there is only Tang Bohu!"

What the hell, the blood pressure that was raised by the students was suddenly lowered by Gong Yu, Lu Xiangzhou was stunned for a while, and suddenly started laughing wildly covering his face.

"Hey, what are you laughing at? What's wrong? What's wrong? You made up Tang Bohu to fool me, right? Why are you so unkind?"

"I...why am I not kind...kind?" Lu Xiangzhou gasped with a laugh, "You, the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, are less kind than me, okay?"

"? Did I say it wrong? Who was wrong?" Gong Yu was a little guilty, "Oh, Wen Wu is the first and Wu Wu is the second. You... look, there are eight thousand Tangs in the eyes of a thousand people. Everyone Song Ba, I just expressed my own views and ideas."

"It's great, my husband is really good, he is the best among all the heroes. "Wen Xin Diao Long" should be entrusted to you to write, and Siku Quanshu should also be entrusted to you to edit!"

As for Gong Yu, he usually likes to quarrel with Lu Xiangzhou when he has nothing to do, but as soon as he hears the word "husband", he immediately surrenders and has never made a mistake.No, I wanted to try my best to save my face, but when Lu Xiangzhou yelled at him, no matter what his face was, he immediately approached him with a smile on his face, like a big dog.

The originally serious atmosphere of paper revision was messed up like this. Lu Xiangzhou thought helplessly while he was busy with Gong Yu: This paper may not be finished...

Afterword:

Not long after the incident of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, one day Lu Xiangzhou came back from eating and drinking at Chen Min's place, and found that Gong Yu was peeling mangoes for himself in the kitchen, so he rushed up to beg for food before he could wash his hands.

Gong Yu fed him a few slices with a toothpick, and then urged him to wash his hands, and then stopped Lu Xiangzhou when the tiger turned his head and was about to pounce on the mango again, and asked in a serious manner: "Hey, don't you?" Busy, let me ask you a question, which must be answered in primary and secondary schools, see if you know it?"

"What question?" Lu Xiangzhou was still chewing the mango, and he really didn't really want to talk to Gong Yu.

"Just one couplet, I said the upper couplet, and you said the second couplet."

"Couple? Should we learn this in primary and secondary schools?"

"Study, why don't you learn, it is definitely a must-learn knowledge point for nine-year compulsory education."

"Okay, then you can ask." Lu Xiangzhou quickly stuffed two pieces of mango into his mouth, then folded his arms and waited for Gong Yu to ask.

"Cough, what is the next sentence of "hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron"?"

"WTF??"

Lu Xiangzhou almost choked on the mango, what kind of messy couplets are these?

"It's hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium boron, you're right."

"What is the second line, where is the second line here? What is Qing Huan Lipi? Peng? This is not a sentence! You are cheating on me, Gong Yu!"

"Hehe, you still talk about me, Mr. Lu, this is much simpler than the eight great masters of Tang and Song Dynasties. You go to the junior high school at the entrance of our house and ask any child. No one will give the wrong answer."

? ? ?Such an insult to IQ? ? ?

Lu Xiangzhou repeatedly searched for several rounds in his Tang and Song poetry elections, but turned to "The Book of Songs", "Li Sao", Han Yuefu Poems, and Wei and Jin Poems. I couldn't find it, and I didn't regret it until I learned from a certain degree that the answer was "carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon" a few days later.

So far, the two fish who slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education have finally reached a great harmony in the status of family knowledge...

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