Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

I know, everyone has their own untouchable scales.If it's my elder brother, then it must be the wages he earns so hard every month to support his younger siblings.

Half an hour later, I looked at the robbers who could vaguely see the human form and gasped. At this time, compared to the fact that they didn't have a good piece of meat on them, I was more curious about how my elder brother was there. Sneak out and change gear within 10 minutes.Then find the right position and descend from the sky with two short sticks, making them unable to take care of themselves.

How on earth did they keep breathing and not die when they were about to turn into meat paste?

Is this some special ability of our family?As long as I say that you are not dead if you have beaten someone, you will not die?

Puzzled, I flinched beside my elder brother who came back from the change, and said a little unhappy, "I'm so hungry."

But I can't eat, even though today, in order to compensate for the loss of the guests, this top-notch western restaurant specially left a coupon for all of us, which is not limited to the time of use. After the restaurant is refurbished, we can find a time to come and eat. The restaurant will serve full meals for the day, which can be regarded as keeping my elder brother's pitiful one and a half month's salary.

but!Is the point the money?The point is that I didn't eat, I was so hungry that I was about to collapse!

I muttered softly, and my elder brother who heard the "good news" gently reached out and rubbed my head. I couldn't tell at all that he was the one who was given a violent buff and was talked about today because of a salary of one and a half months. Is it the urban hero Nightwing who is in a particularly bad mood?

But after experiencing such an incident, even if we were victims, we still couldn’t avoid going to the police station in Bludhaven. I puffed up and followed my elder brother with my empty stomach.

My elder brother is not bragging about being a police officer in Bludhaven. Almost all the police officers present knew him well, and they even looked at me standing next to him in surprise. I guess it might be because my elder brother has What is ambiguous? An ambiguous object.

But almost the moment I met their eyes, Dick smiled very kindly, and then introduced: "The police have to be dispatched at such a late night, and there have been a lot of cases recently... By the way, this is my sister Roxy."

I obediently nodded at them, Bludhaven is a seaport city.And this restaurant is located on the edge of this harbor. Even in autumn, the wind at night is still a bit cold, but because I have the bonus of the fire-breathing Captain America, in fact, not only am I not afraid of the cold, but I am also like It was as warm as a stove.

But in front of outsiders, I still reached out to gather my coat, stepped on the pair of [-]cm high heels that I wore because I was going to a high-end restaurant for dinner, and complained to my elder brother: "Brother—I'm so hungry— —”

Dick asked me to wait in the car first, and the recording was done very quickly.Although he is on vacation today, it is not impossible for the colleagues at the scene to accommodate us and let us leave after telling him what he knows on the spot.

My hearing is very good, especially after the Extremis injection.

So even in the car, I could hear Dick's colleagues gossiping and asking: "Is this Bruce Wayne's daughter who has been living abroad for many years?"

Well, my elder brother's mates know who he is—of course it doesn't mean night work, but his status as a rich man—

It's quite normal, so I touched my face, it was a little cold from the wind blowing outside just now, the temperature of my hand in my pocket was very different, and I even felt a little burnt physically.

About 15 minutes later, my elder brother smiled and opened the door of the driver's seat. After sitting in, he fastened his seat belt and said, "Come back to eat after the renovation is completed. I'll take you—"

"Stop, Dick." I interrupted my elder brother, and after a pause for a few seconds, I said painfully, "Is this the heavy burden that an independent adult should feel?"

I didn't expect that the words I just used to stimulate my elder brother could get such a big harvest.

At that moment, I seemed to see a raging flame ignited behind my elder brother, and the plates of delicacies that fell on the ground and were pierced by ammunition were scattered on my elder brother's face piece by piece like fuel for combustion. In the gunpowder pile that is about to burn.

"what--"

"Brother, do you have no money?" I said solemnly, "I can support you."

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"It doesn't have to be." My elder brother said nah, "It sounds a bit like a nurturing."

I thought very seriously for a long time, and then said to my dad on the phone: "I want to adopt Dick."

"Uh..." My father, who was busy until midnight and didn't have time to call me, was silent for five seconds before he spoke: "Did you make a bet with Jason?"

"No, and why bet with Jason?" I asked suspiciously: "I'm serious, how long has it been since you came to Bludhaven? Dick looks like he wants to break a dollar in half and spend it gone."

"He doesn't like people to control him very much."

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real or fake?

After getting along with them for more than three months, I can be considered to have some understanding of my family.

For example, my dad is actually a straight man in a certain way.In particular, he also has a problem that is super criticized by others.

That is, he really manages a lot, super and invincible!

If Jason were to describe it, it would be super controlling, wanting to control all variables in his own hands.

Although when Jason complained, I would like to say that each of you is the same, look at the dozens of trackers that I have taken for granted from the bag before I talk!But I have to admit that my dad may be the most serious problem among them.

It mainly reflects that more than half of the trackers on my body are put by him.

And now my dad can actually say that Dick thinks he cares too much, shit, my dad cares too much, it's not something that needs to be mentioned specially, but a daily routine, okay?

"He turned down my offer of help when he left Gotham, and I can't—"

"Oh come on, are you two kids?" I interrupted my dad abruptly, and I was squatting in the bathroom of my eldest brother's room and muttering, this is the only place where I think maybe there is no monitor installed Don't think I'm thinking too much, I think everyone in our family must have persecution paranoia.

Or maybe it's not delusional disorder. After all, their bodies are full of injuries, and it seems that they can really break through the limits of human beings. Shouldn't they find time to apply for some Guinness World Records?

"Although my adoptive parents were very kind to me, I didn't like them controlling me for a while when I was a child. At that time, my speech was old and ugly. But am I the same now as before?" I rolled my eyes and said The voice lowered to speak.

The call to my dad this time was completely hidden from my elder brother.After all, my elder brother is already supporting himself by himself.

Besides, before he left home, he sternly rejected my father's funding.Regardless of what ever happened between the two of them, I'm a little nosy like this.

But I didn't know that one meal could eat up my elder brother's hard-earned salary for half a year.If I had known I would have paid the bill with the credit card my dad had restored to me.

Thinking about it this way, am I the richest person in the family besides my father?

Maybe it's because I want to be satisfied. My dad has figured out how to make me happy since I happily stepped into the richest man's house. That's right, I'm such a dog!I am happy as long as I have money!

Closer to home, although it is said that Baoyang was taken away by my elder brother, but in a word, he has worked so hard day and night in two shifts to maintain world peace. The assets that were growing exponentially every day brought some help to Dick, and there was nothing wrong with that.

After being silent for a few seconds, my father imitated me and said in a low voice: "The shares given to you are yours, and of course you don't need my consent to use them how you want - but didn't Dick tell you, he has a trust fund. "

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What the hell?

Are you talking about the legendary trust fund where rich people create a fund and hand it over to a professional manager to manage their assets out of fear that their children will spend too much?

So my big brother's penny-heavy guy is actually super rich with a Wayne family trust?

Grass!

I immediately withdrew the guilt in my heart, and at the same time protested dissatisfiedly: "Then why eating a meal seems to kill Dick, I see his heart is bleeding when he orders."

In fact, I would definitely do the same if I were to change to the old one.After all, I am an old poor ghost, and the level of consumption has only increased rapidly in the past two months. If I really want to say, it was only half a year ago. The golden light of money would blind me.

"I guess you have to ask him." There was a faint smile in my father's words: "How are you doing today, are you still used to it in Bludhaven?"

"It's not bad, but although the location and scenery of Dick's house is good, it's too small."

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but want to laugh. Who would have imagined that the adopted son and biological daughter of the richest man in Gotham were squeezed into an apartment with only one room—although the room was very large—"And you can't tell me Do you have to knock me out?"

Because of taking me in temporarily, my elder brother just took me to buy three big pizzas, a few bottles of happy water, and fried chicken. After returning home, he hurriedly changed a set of bed sheets, and then brought a set of cotton I was sent to the living room to sleep on the sofa with the pillow.

Why did the son of the richest man of a generation fall to this point?

I walked out of the spacious bathroom with the phone under my chin, lay down on the soft bed, and sighed silently.

Brother Keng is so cool, Modo Modo.