Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

Talking to Jason's siblings was actually quite enjoyable.Although this guy looks careless and does the work of a boss, in fact, I think he is even the most delicate person in our family.

That's right, except for Cassandra who is still in Hong Kong and I haven't seen her in the past three months when I'm home, I can't judge, and I don't talk about me as a girl.

After all, I'm used to being cruel. Jason is more thoughtful than my gentle and amiable elder brother. On the contrary, Dick is a complete rough guy behind his back, and he can't tell it at all.

Is this what God is teaching us not to judge by appearance?

"The old man is already dealing with your business, but I won't tell you to wait like they did."

Jason shrugged, glanced at me before continuing, "You're not such an obedient person, are you?"

Hehe, as expected of my former spiritual friend, she really understands me very well.

It's not that I'm a salty fish who wants to destroy my principles and find things to do.But this thing is really too strange, especially——

Why does little Clark, a person who doesn't exist in my past memory at all except FF14, know so many things?

Even if that guy is from a higher-dimensional universe than ours.Although in my father's words, we seem to be cartoon characters in that world.

But after I knew about it, I went to Superboy Supreme and asked him if it was possible that this thing also appeared in comics, and the guy's answer was very clear.

I don’t know about other things, but I still have a little understanding of Clark Kent. He is not so honest as he is arrogant. This guy doesn’t bother to tell lies. He refused to say even a soft word.

If it's something he doesn't want to say or be honest about, the guy's most common method is to give ambiguous replies, best to make you dizzy only to find out afterwards that it's all empty words without a definite answer The kind that gets.

But he will never tell a lie.

He said I never appeared in the manga in his world, which is why I wasn't caught for slice research.

You? Mom, are people in the high-dimensional universe so scary?

Little Clark didn't talk about other things in detail. He just replied a few words in a hurry and then went offline. After that, I never blocked him in the game again.

Damn it, he must be an escape type A game!

While thinking this way, I poured myself another bottle of happy water, and Jason sat across from me and looked at me speechlessly: "I really haven't seen many people who come to Bingshan Restaurant to drink Coke. .”

"People who don't like happy water must have some brain problems." I blinked and glanced at the untouched Coke in front of him, ready to move: "Aren't you going to drink it?"

"Take it if you want, is the old man going bankrupt?"

"That's not true, but I can't see this thing being wasted. And you've already opened it, the bubbles will disappear!"

As soon as Jason’s voice fell, I quickly picked up the glass bottle from in front of him at the speed of the fire-breathing Captain America. Fortunately, although the Coke had been opened for a while, the carbon dioxide in it was still maintained. There is a slightly irritating bubble feeling in the mouth.

I sighed happily, then raised my head and muttered in a low voice, "If only things were always as easy to solve as drinking Coke."

I left as easily and simply as when I broke into the Bingshan restaurant. Jason's rebellious younger brother respectfully guided me until he led me to my car parked at the door. When the very arrogant locomotive was in front of me, he said goodbye to me nervously as if sending away some plague god.

Is it so exaggerated?

Originally, I was ready to go home, but... It seems that unexpected events often happen to me recently.

Seriously, should I go to church or something, apologizing for my ungodly religious attitude of fishing for three days and posting on the net for two days.

After all, from what my brothers have heard, Lucifer is real, and by the same token, it is very likely that God is also real.

Damn, I'm really a super irreverent believer.

Closer to home, the reason why I think this way is the expensive motorcycle that fell in the distance at this moment, and myself who is about to beat someone up.

Cough, being held tightly by Batman's fist, looking like a horrible villain, the dying guy on the ground even screamed: "Help, Batman, this woman is crazy—— "

Before he could finish his sentence, he was punched on the back of the head by Robin, who jumped down from upstairs immediately after him, and passed out.

And I slowly withdrew my fist in my father's [Batman's disapproving gaze.jpg], the Gotham people in the distance looked completely indifferent to this, and it seemed that they even wanted to explore me Nobody has an idea.

Fortunately, I am a good citizen who abides by the law.So when I was riding a bike, I kept wearing a full-face helmet on my head and never took it off, so I kept my image.

Although it is no secret that I rode this locomotive at the Bingshan restaurant today.

But because of Jason's control over his subordinates, I guess this news might not get out.

And I finally have a little understanding of the indifference of the people of Gotham. Just now I was directly driven by a car. Those people surrounded me and looked malicious. I guess they might be eyeing me. Brother, prepare to start with me.

"You messed with the Penguin." The indifference of the Gotham people saved us a lot. It's better to say that they are really not curious about anything in order to save their lives. There's Damian, the criminal my dad punched out, and the three of us.

My father lowered his voice, and I stared at him excitedly. I have never seen my father in this state. It seems that he really looks like a dark knight, which almost scared me.

"That motorcycle is very expensive." I muttered softly, and then complained loudly to my father: "Who knows who that penguin is, he hit me with a car!"

"You mean the scrap iron over there?" Damian said coldly, standing aside with his arms folded, his eyes swept to the scorched scrap iron: "If it wasn't for Todd's fast enough speed, your identity It was exposed long ago."

So Jason has already dealt with the mole.

My eyes moved away a little bit, and I fixed my eyes on the unlucky guy who wanted to stay for torture in the end, and said a little guilty: "But they hit me with a car."

"Are you okay?" My father who has been silent until now finally opened his mouth. I couldn't see my father's face through the mask and the white eyepiece that could almost reflect light at night.

But I guess he's scanning me now to see if I'm injured from the crash.

Fortunately, my physical fitness and fighting ability are not comparable to those of the past, and I have already surpassed the realm of ordinary people.

So I shook my head, and after a pause, I said, "It hurts a little when I beat them up."

After all, one of them had broken ribs from my beating, and the other two had their limbs removed directly, howling like a little girl before fainting.

After being silent for two seconds, my father said to Robin, who was very dissatisfied and kicked those unlucky asses on the ground, "You know how to do it."

Then I watched Damian pull out a rope, tie up the things on the ground and pack them up like some roast suckling pig.

But I was wearing a helmet in a daze and was carried into the Batmobile by my father. Before I got into the car, I even saw a few passers-by looking at me sympathetically out of the corner of my eye.

Wait, what are you sympathizing with!Don't think that Batman will just punch an innocent passerby!

After my dad jumped into the Batmobile and the top of the car closed, he sighed, "This is dangerous, Roxy."

Hearing what my father said, I knew that the inside of the Batmobile was probably a safe place to talk and show my face. I quickly reached out and took off the full-face helmet on my head, and exhaled heavily.

It's quite inconvenient to beat someone while wearing that thing, and sometimes the exhale even blurs the mask.Sure enough, I still have to face my father or my brothers.

That kind of special mask will not have this problem.

Is this the reason why my father's mask only shows his mouth and nose? In fact, I used to wonder whether it was because it was more convenient to eat. Later, thinking about it, maybe I am the only one who is concerned about this aspect.

Not to mention eating, my father is an iron workaholic. If he can design a mask like this specially for eating, I think Alfred can wake up laughing in the middle of the night.

"I really don't know that penguin man! I swear!" I pursed my lips and protested, "I just went to chat with Jason, and I wasn't grounded!"

There were originally, and at that time, I was so cheap that I made myself a little trouble, so I had to beat Damian to lift the ban.

But then I was injected with the Extremis virus, and my combat power was steadily improving under the beatings of Hanzo and Jason. My father and I tacitly ignored the previous ban.

"Penguins are not that easy to deal with." My father held the steering wheel tightly, and after a few seconds he said in a low voice: "You are not ready, Luo."

"You're not ready to face that world, and I don't hope—one day you'll be."

"Alas..." I sighed heavily, and glanced sideways at the elder brother who was squatting aside, and seemed to see him trembling on the spot.

I repeated it again, this time keeping my eyes on Dick, and sure enough, he shuddered again.

"What are you afraid of?" I said faintly, and almost instantly I saw my elder brother slowly raise his head stiffly.

Then he pulled out a smile that was worse than the leading role of the Golden Raspberry Award winner: "You, you are looking at me, Luo."

"Although you obeyed my father's unreasonable request and kidnapped me to Bludhaven, and stopped all my cards without authorization to prevent me from running around. But I still decided to forgive you mercifully. "

I continued to speak faintly, staring at Dick: "As my dear elder brother, who I respect so much and successfully knocked me out, are you going to say something?"

"Uh..." My elder brother seemed to be frightened, and he waved his hand quickly and said, "I was forced by Bruce. The Penguin had already escaped from Arkham when the Penguin made his move, and he is currently missing. Bruce doesn't want you to be noticed until he gets you back."

I understand the truth, but why did you knock me out while I was brushing Diamond Linglong!my dragon!My subsistence allowance that is about to reach 100!

"It's my dragon! My Diamond Linglong that I'm about to get! Are you worthy of me!" I screamed, throwing myself in front of Dick and shaking him vigorously: "Can't you just say it? It's just another How could I not be happy with a vacation somewhere, and you guys even stopped my card! My dragon!"

Although right now I'm enjoying the soft carpet in the fancy penthouse that Bruce bought Dick.But will this make up for what I lost?This is not possible!

"Wait, wait—" Dick was shaken by me so that his eyes were staring like in cartoons, and then he said with difficulty: "If you cooperate... Bruce will recover—"

"But what about the dragon! The dragon!" I don't listen, is the card the point?Now I am being taken in by my elder brother to live in his house, what is the use of asking for money, as the accomplice who kidnapped me, he naturally has to bear the responsibility of raising me!

I'm going to kill him, not to mention whether my dad will restore my credit card, even if he restores it, I won't spend a dime in Rudhaven!I'm going to eat this dick poor!

"I've typed it for you, I've typed it—" Dick screamed, finally managed to stop me, and I stared at him and said, "You've typed it."

"I played..."

"You played ff14, but you never told me!" I screamed again, and shook it vigorously again: "Don't tell me that you knew how to cut wood the first time you played the game, I don't believe it!"

If it is said that relying on one's own quick reaction and game literacy can escape the game's mechanism, then I still believe it, but the logging of high and difficult books—that is, multiple times—

In itself, it is for everyone to use the style of play researched by this institute. In fact, each server's style of play is different, just like what I have learned.

The popular styles of play in the US server, European server, and Japanese server are all different.

And this kind of thing is not guaranteed to be taken over immediately.So I speculate that my elder brother must also play FF14.

"Ahaha, you can see it, actually—" Dick smiled awkwardly, and then whispered, "Actually, you still know me."

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Pause……

You say it again?

I squinted my eyes, and then I heard the shocking news that I was petrified on the spot and prepared to be cremated on the spot.

Our unit, the one I accidentally joined, was full of members of the Teen Titans—even ex-members.

I was silent for two seconds, decisively opened FF14 to log in, and then performed a quick exit from the army. At the same time, I held my elder brother's shoulder tightly, and said through gritted teeth: "Which cub are you... No, you Which cute member is it, let me see."

About half a minute later, I stared at the handsome elf brother who had been in my friend column, and I thought it was my best friend on the Internet, and fell silent.

I spoke with some difficulty: "Isn't Happy Everyday a gentle big sister who is 40 years old?"

Why would a terribly hot young superhero have such a name that can even be made into an emoticon? I really treat the elf brother in the game as a sister or mom who is much older than me.

My elder brother turned pale when he heard this: "What? Am I not handsome? Shouldn't I be a calm and reliable elder brother?"

……

Did he misunderstand himself, you are at most a male mother!

I grabbed my elder brother's neck angrily, and screamed: "You guy, how dare you kick me out of the fixed team because I'm too bad! Hurry up and take me through Zero Form!"

That’s right, this is the reason why I can’t believe it. It started when we excitedly formed a fixed team in the army half a year ago. At that time, my food was already well known in the army. up.

But H?E (usually the initials appear on the head of the game character because of the too long name) said to me gently and kindly, it doesn't matter, what kind of food dog we haven't brought.

Then can someone like me refuse?Looking at my thick skin, it is impossible for me to refuse!

Then, after about five days, I was persuaded to leave by the gentle and lovely sister H?E.

But because she said it really euphemistically, I also know that I am my own food.So excitedly, I went to find a lot of cute new teams and rookie teams to join, and the land reclamation with the army was over.

No wonder my elder brother has seen me playing FF14 for so long, but never said he wants to play with me, and he didn't even dare to let me know that he is in this game!

I screamed helplessly and furiously: "Quickly return my original emotion and forbearance!"

"Take you, take you, don't shake it, Luo—" I didn't let go of my hand angrily until Dick replied shaking with stars in his eyes.

This is my first step in becoming a game master in Bludhaven.

Just kidding, it is impossible for me to become a game master in my life. Even if my hand damage—physical—has been cured by the Extremis virus, things like brain and reaction cannot be cured. clear.

So my elder brother was anxious to snatch the mouse away from my hand. At the same time, I was warned that this was an act of beating and took it back. I suddenly felt that this was not impossible.

In the past, my dishes would only torture myself, but now all my dishes are tormenting my eldest brother, second brother, third brother and their friends.

That's right, these cubs... Dear brothers all play, they are Jason who is a dark knight, Tim who is a black mage, and Dick who is a tricolor cut.

As for the other four unlucky people, it is natural to have to pull Damian who is not interested in these things, Jonathan who has a super personality, Connor who is idle and has nothing to do, and the only little Clark who was driven away by me.

"Oh my God, Roxy, hasn't your hand been healed?" Little Clark's irritable voice came from the voice, and I even heard the sound of something breaking, which is very likely His keyboard and mouse set that he just bought two days ago.

For other people, I might still feel guilty for dragging them down. My brothers and their brothers, I am so polite, especially there is little Clark in it, he is still my counter-nanny.

When this doesn't squeeze him, it squeezes him!

Finally, I single-handedly brought down these seven masters in the simplest zero-form in this version, making them cry and beg me on their knees for mercy. My elder brother even took out his credit card. Said to me: "Bruce asked me to watch you not to play the game for too long. My brother ordered a top-notch western restaurant in Port Brudhaven. It's time to set up in one hour. Go and change your clothes."

Hmph, since they accompanied me to destroy four CDs, a total of six hours, this time I will spare these guys who fooled me around.

When I went out with my elder brother, I never thought that Bludhaven, a place that lives next to Gotham and is even called the capital of small crimes, actually has the same traditional virtues as Gotham.

"Calm down! Luo!" My elder brother pressed my head a little further under the dining table, allowing me to be hidden further in while blocking the outside, and whispered to me: "There are too many people here, your The ability cannot be exposed. Otherwise, it would be pointless for Bruce to send you to Bludhaven."

That's right, just 10 minutes ago, in that top-notch, super-delicious western restaurant, we encountered a large-scale robbery in Brudhaven every three days. A western restaurant can almost be said to be a den of money.

I can be considered petite, and besides the seat is blocked by a huge decorative potted plant, the robbers who broke in from the door did not notice my existence, only my elder brother was seen.

I know my problems with being discovered are not at the same level as my older brother's being discovered, even if he's not hiding his identity.But the news about me was only widely broadcast in the eastern United States some time ago.

Bludhaven's criminals aren't as globally famous or even as crazy as Gotham's villains, but they're equally unique.

Leaving aside the super villains, many ordinary criminals were actually unable to stay in the harsh working environment of Gotham.

But in other cities, they are also full of vicious criminals.Also, Brudhaven's criminals rarely have Gotham's "against Batman" aspirations, and usually the most attractive thing for them is money.

That's right, they are unpretentious and love money.

Very good, very in line with my values.

If only they hadn't just burst in and shot the pile of delicious dishes on our table that I've only eaten two bites of.

"Calm down, calm down, Luo." I clenched my fists with a smile, and continued to smile while my elder brother comforted me in a low voice: "Will you beat them hard?"

"Brother, this meal is your salary for a month and a half."