Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

"Bang!" I was thrown out heavily and landed on the wooden tatami.Although it hurt a little bit, it didn't hurt.

Today is my first weekend working in New York, and it is also my second day learning self-defense with my master Hanzo.

When I stepped into this training ground yesterday, I thought that Hanzo might be beaten to death because of the pretentiousness of the previous two days. In the end, he didn't hit a single heavy hand. He seemed very peaceful and showed me a few of their ninja moves. Marching moves and basic fighting techniques.

It can be seen that Hanzo is indeed more proficient in physical combat than my former free kick coach Old Jack. His strength is obviously not as strong as Old Jack, and he can smash the wooden stake in front of him into pieces with one punch.

But his fighting skills taught me how to use softness to overcome strength, while using the simplest evasion to maintain physical strength and consume the enemy's combat power at the same time. I have reached the state of defeating the strong with the weak.

Of course, it's better to be so strong that you don't have a stronger opponent.

These are the exact words of my master.

He didn't seem to have any intention of spying on me. When my first class was over, he even made me a cup of matcha very calmly. The rich and slightly bitter tea soup spread out in his mouth with warm air.Even in this somewhat cold air-conditioned room, it brought a lot of warmth.

"I have a question, Mr. Shimada." Holding my teacup in my hand, I said boldly, "You look different from what I heard from Farrell."

Farrell was talking about Shimada Hanzo himself turning his younger brother into a semi-omninic robot, so much so that I thought the person who was going to teach me melee combat was a perverted scientist who was proficient in combat. The most technological thing I have ever seen in a Japanese-style house is the kettle.

Hanzo is like ancient Japan living in a novel, and I suspect that he could probably do it even if he was asked to boil water on a stove.

"Uh..." Hanzo was silent for a while before speaking: "Not everyone misses the past world and past self."

Chao, it sounds like there are a lot of unspeakable secret stories, am I being too impolite when I meet you for the first time and ask things like this?

However, after seeing that Hanzo is actually not that difficult to get along with, I was relieved, and took him seriously as my master, and learned from him the martial arts that were said to have been taught to them since the time when Shenlong existed.

I thought my master was just bragging, after all, who doesn't boast about his martial arts skills, as if it was Zeus who came down to teach him.

Until the third day I pestered my master to ask him what is the power of the dragon.Can he also gather all seven dragon balls to summon the Eastern Dragon? My master stood up silently, and led me to the front of the shooting range where a wooden target was placed. Then he picked up the bow on his back and pulled While aiming the bow, I clearly saw a blue dragon rising from my master's upper arm.

I stared dumbfounded at the dragon hovering beside the arrow, roaring and rushing towards the target, devouring that poor target as if it was going to devour everything in the world.

After a long time, I said tremblingly: "Master, do I need tattoos to have this kind of power? I don't think my father will let me get tattoos—"

Before I could even finish my sentence, my master severely carved the words "You're thinking of farting" on my forehead, and taunted me in a calm tone.

"Only the Shimada family has the power to control the dragon."

The implication is that you can't do it, dreaming is faster.

Huh, I can only say that my master is really a good teacher who doesn't want to hurt children's self-confidence.

Therefore, after I finished the third day of training, when my master said that he had a temporary mission to leave New York for a few days, I even felt a little bit sad.

Among other things, although my progress in the past few days can't be said to be by leaps and bounds, I have also recalled all my previous free fighting skills one by one.

Besides, Farrell told my master that Overwatch is about to restore the nano-healing technology, and my hand injury will definitely be cured by then.

Can't play, but I can fight again!

In time, I must be the most handsome cub on the battlefield again, don't.

Speaking of aliens, it means that alien bugs are making a comeback, and I will punch them one by one!

The two-day holiday was spent every day in my master's training room, and when I woke up again under the power of the alarm clock on Monday, I was listless and bought the classic combination of two cups of coffee and four sandwiches to prepare for work. , there is only one week left before the end of my internship.

Of course, I didn't do nothing this weekend.

As a senior who has not completed his thesis and received his degree.Although I have a whole year to write a thesis, the teaching assistant of the school is still very responsible and quickly informed us that I am ready to submit my application for a thesis professor.

As a newcomer, I naturally don't know anything about the outstanding economics professors at Gotham University, but it doesn't prevent me from going through the back door.

I mean, ask my third brother, Tim, who is already leading a group and also at Gotham University.

Then my excellent younger brother told me innocently and pitifully that he got full marks in all subjects and felt that every professor seemed to be about the same.

Then I really thank you for your kind advice, damn Xueba.

I didn't get any information from Tim, so I could only inquire about the school through my enthusiastic elder brother and literary second brother.

Although Dick didn't go to college in Gotham.And I also doubt whether Jason, who is said to be in suspended animation, has ever gone to college, but this is not important anymore.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with what Tim said. It is the same for me to choose any professor.

Anyway, the things to be done in the dissertation are the same, and whether it is strict or not will not interfere with my graduation plan... But for a salted fish, it is really much happier to be able to choose a relaxed tutor.

I don’t want to think about this for the time being. Anyway, I still have a lot of time to choose a tutor. It’s better to pick a topic that I am interested in first. I even want to extend my internship time because of this.

However, I would rather work under Miss Pepper than under Mr. Stark as a little assistant chasing him to sign a contract.

Although I want to lie down and eat more than have a successful career, it doesn't mean that I don't admire a strong career woman like Miss Pepper, if I can work under the other party's hands.Whether it is work experience or thesis material, I will definitely gain a lot.

Sure enough, after Miss Pepper returns from France and I hand over the assistant job, I will make an application with Miss Pepper again!

If it really doesn't work, I can only reluctantly use the power of the family to let Tim vacate a secretary position for me.

I heard that Tim, who is hardworking and hard-working, has never hired a secretary until now, because he is afraid that some family secrets will be accidentally spied on in a place like Gotham. It's so pitiful, puff.

I was going to say that my puchi didn't mean to make fun of him.But I can't lie to myself, I'm just making fun of you!Let you show off your clever mind in front of me!Is Red Robin amazing!

However, no matter what, I have to survive this period of work.

Working for my boss, it's not a question of whether he's difficult or not, he's a really special kind of -- special tormentor.

I never dreamed that one day I would be asked by my boss-without doing any other work-just to draw pictures of "my most admired idol".

Although the phrase "my most admired idol" in my boss's words does not have an accurate positioning.

But I think as long as there is a little low emotional intelligence.Even Damian can see what my boss is trying to say inside and outside the box.

He even unilaterally moved the schedule of my elder brother's painting to the back, proudly announcing that all the previous dozen or so paintings would be given over to "the idol I admire most".

I'm in tears... I can't say I'm in tears, after all, it's impossible to climb a wall, and it's impossible to climb a wall in this life, Iron Man just falls off a stick!

All in all, today I don't even have to tidy up my studio.Because my boss didn't show up at all, two cups of coffee and four sandwiches all went into my stomach. I happily stuffed myself half full into the small office, and then I took out my drawing board and started today's day work.

However, to be honest, this kind of job that can be fished openly has reduced my interest in fishing to the lowest level...

I used to work under Big John, and I just started to rush to work desperately before the deadline before the work was completed.

After all, it was a pity for my conscience not to touch fish when I first got the job, and the dead line is the primary productivity!

Maybe this is the more I want to have what I can’t get. After I have the tolerance of being able to fish at will without being blamed or even deducting money from my boss, I even feel that fishing has become boring. stand up.

Therefore, today I stayed in the Avengers Building until my off-duty time. During this time, I even finished a painting, which is also the painting I really finished in the recent period.

After all, some time ago, my words were always moved to the last schedule for various reasons.

I looked at Tony Stark in the painting who was leaning on the steel armor and holding a glass of red wine with satisfaction, and his eyes casually looked towards the person outside the painting.

If it were me in the past, I would definitely not draw this kind of painting.

Even for a superhero like Tony Stark who has announced his true identity, it is difficult for ordinary people to know the real character of this person from the words and phrases in TV and interviews.

It's like when I didn't know my father, didn't I also think that my father was really a playboy, a dandy young master, etc. Who would have guessed that behind him was the Dark Knight of Gotham?

While thinking about this, I casually posted the exported and archived painting on Twitter, and prepared to wait a few minutes to see how my fans praised me.

However, after 10 minutes, I didn't see the rainbow fart, I only saw the bloody storm, and my twitter account has appeared on the local twitter trend, this is the second time in my life that I am so hot, although I don't want required traffic.

@Real_brucewayne: What about me?