Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

I think the way Superman looks at me is kind of weird.But the way my dad insisted on sending me back to New York was even weirder.

"New York is next to Gotham, and the speed of the Batfighter is faster." My father said lightly.

And my attention has been completely attracted by the extremely cool thing in his words, I lowered my voice and screamed frantically in front of my father: "You have a fighter? You have a fighter!"

"I have 25."

Who will give me an oxygen machine?Help, my family has 25 Bat fighters, but only one Batman?What does he want 25 bat fighters for!

"Yes, but I don't even have a nightwing fighter." Dick, who took me and Peter back to the Hall of Justice, said sourly, his tone full of accusations against his rich but stingy father: "And I Going back and forth between Bludhaven and Gotham every week!"

"Someone said when he left home that he wouldn't ask me for a penny." My father said calmly, and my elder brother was like a chicken that was strangled by the neck, and he hesitated for a few seconds before he lowered his head Head: "Please, I was in the rebellious period, and little D also said that it is impossible to call me brother in this life!"

"And he's still keeping his promise, isn't he?"

Chao, how come there are so many fun things in our family, I actually missed them all.

For example, my father is a sneer, no, then how did you say that bad vampire joke made people feel as cold as being in the North Pole?

My elder brother was K?Oed by my father's non-stop words, I carefully moved to my elder brother and said comfortingly: "Brother, it's okay, I have a commercial street and a food street in Bludhaven , if you go, report my name, and I will pay for you."

"He gave you two streets!"

"Hey, for Brudhaven, there are only two... I heard that the security there is not very good, but there are four or five and a few houses in Gotham."

"He thinks the law and order in Gotham is better than Bludhaven?"

……

I shouldn't have said anything, you father and son can argue on your own!

I can't roll my eyes at my dad because he loves my dad like a mountain.But I can't roll my eyes at my elder brother, because he loves my mother, no, he loves my brother like a mountain.

So I turned around and rolled my eyes at my little coolie.Then he quickly picked up the paper bag in one hand, and said in a nagging voice: "I just said that I am not the kind of person who is powerless, just let me take some, look at you walking slowly -"

You make it clear, you can't do it!

"My single-handed strength can reach five tons." When I tried to snatch the paper bag from his hand, Peter said faintly: "Five tons."

Excuse me, forget that you are a mutant, not our family who rely on money, no, rely on technology.

Since Peter insisted on taking it for me, I greeted my father, Dick, and the smiling Superman standing by, and then walked towards the previous lounge, preparing to put the things there first.

Just halfway, Peter stuffed a note into my hand, I opened it suspiciously, and saw the crooked handwriting on it, which looked like it was written blindly: "I heard Batman and Superman talking about you , doesn't sound like a good thing."

I blinked, crumpled the note into a crumpled ball and stuffed it into my pocket, ready to destroy the note when I got back to New York, then turned my head slightly and blinked at Peter beside me .

The way Superman looks at me is indeed a bit strange, even...I have seen it on the boys I beat up, who wanted to tease me because of my appearance and thinness.

That's vigilance...

But I don't care at all. I don't care whether he is wary of me, my father or my whole family. It may seem a bit cold-blooded to say so.

But there are very few people in this world who can make me feel uncomfortable.Because most of them are not included in the scope of entrusting everything to me.

Simply put, I have a hard time trusting people.

当朋

You can make friends, I can even say that I am a person who makes friends all over the world.But for so many years, only my best friend is the one who can really let me tell everything without fear.

Now add my family at most.

I adore Superman and have no possibility of total trust other than adoration, so what he thinks of me really has nothing to do with me.

In fact, I'd be surprised if Superman was as easy-going as he seems in real life...

He is an alien who can destroy the entire world by himself, but still uses human morality and laws to stop himself.

As for the matter on the note.

I don't ask, and I don't want to.

Roxy Wayne's first belief is to always trust his family.

I'm even more curious about what's special about me that makes Superman look at me so vigilantly... and makes Overwatch send Shimada Hanzo to teach me.

"Loxy, are you okay?" My wrist was grabbed, and then Peter's voice sounded beside me, and I suddenly came back to my senses, only to find that we were already standing in front of the lounge door, if it wasn't for Peter Hold me, I may be about to hit it in the next second.

"It's okay..." I shook my head, "I'm just thinking about something."

It was eleven o'clock when I got back to New York, and Peter had gone with Tony.

He is said to have his own room in the Avengers Quarters in Avengers Tower in order to deal with situations like this.

But my father insisted on taking me home, and I can take anyone's fighter plane home.But I've seen Quin-style before, and with all due respect - it's a Bat-Fighter!

I dare say that my father has definitely put a lot of effort into silence. This fighter plane hovered on the top of that apartment building in New York. It was as quiet as it had never existed. My elder brother jumped down first, and then let me follow The rope slid down. Fortunately, the top floor belongs to the private space of the top floor users. The entrance and exit doors are all passwords and fingerprint locks set by me.

Immediately after, my dad jumped down, his fingers slipped on the arm armor, and the fighter plane with absolutely no one else except the three of us closed its mouth, took off directly on the spot, and disappeared in front of my eyes , leaving me stunned and staring at the position where the fighter disappeared.

"Dad, can I also drive the Batfighter?" I wiped the saliva that didn't exist at the corner of my mouth and asked happily.

And my dad, who was wearing a bat suit and a mask, completely covering his beautiful face, said coldly: "No."

Cut, how stingy.

Of course, I was just talking casually. You don’t need to tell me how expensive this fighter is. I’m not that cheap.

Although the industry under my name is now generating profits for me every day, I can't spend that much in the past 20 years.

But even my dad's Mercedes-Benz is afraid of getting scratched, let alone a fighter plane.

"Go to bed early." After my dad and Dick sent me home one after the other, he said with that Batman's face on his face. I think it was me, if it were an ordinary, normal kid, maybe this Time has been scared to cry by Batman.

My elder brother is much better. The young vigilante in tights jumped by the door and said to me happily: "Aren't you tired from running around all day today? Originally, if you were on vacation tomorrow, we planned to take you home to play for a day." Yes, you said when will your internship end?

If you really need internship and work experience, you might as well become Tibao's assistant. He will definitely not do Tony's kind of thing that makes you chase him all over the United States to sign a contract. "

……

But I think it might be overworked.

I still know how many catties and taels I weigh, and I'm talking about conscience.

It’s okay if I can’t see, I can lie on the bed for a few rounds as soon as I close my eyes and relax my mind.But if Tim's world like overtime hell appears in front of me.

Even if my ability is not as powerful as his who has been on the cover of financial magazines and the front page several times, it is impossible for my brother to really die from overwork in front of my eyes, right?I would have a bad conscience.

So I will definitely take over a lot of tedious work. Maybe under such circumstances, Tim may pack up and throw the position of president to me.

don't think i'm an idiot

Meng, although many people want the position of president of the Wayne Group, but after knowing the family secrets and the investment our family has made to maintain world peace, this group must not be managed by someone who cannot be fully trusted.

More than once, I heard Tim lament that it is great that I studied economics and international trade, and I even have a degree in finance after training.

You? Mom, wake me up, a degree is not so easy to mess with!

So I violently shook my head in front of my elder brother, and temporarily dispelled his terrible idea before sending the two of them out the door.

I lay down in front of the window and looked up at the sky, but I couldn't see anything.Whether it was the Bat fighter that was absolutely suspended in the sky before, or the figure of my father and Dick leaving this building.

I lowered my gaze slightly, stood up again after a few seconds, and happily kicked open the door of the bathroom in my home.

Actually, right on the Batman, about half an hour ago, my boss sent me a message telling me that he was actually bluffing me, that tomorrow is still my day off, as a reward for signing that damn copy today The contract chased him all over the United States to run things away.

I decided to put him back in the position of most idolatrous.

My boss's timing was just right. At that time, the plane was about to approach the junction of Gotham and New York. As long as I told my dad, it wouldn't take much effort for him to turn around and go back to Wayne Manor.But I thought of my promise with Shimada Hanzo tomorrow.

Mr. Shimada came to me with an impure purpose, and he didn't seem to want to hide it at all. I can only say that maybe my existence is of great significance to Overwatch.

Hmph, I have to find a time to ask my best friend, and at the same time give her a chance to defend and plead guilty, right?

If she surrenders obediently, then I can reduce the punishment to the low level of treating me to dinner for a week.

After taking a shower, I lay down on my bed peacefully and happily, and soon fell into a deep sleep, dreamless all night.

When I woke up, it was already dawn, I stretched lazily, and then I received a call from Farrell: "I have something to tell you, Roxy."

"Although...others don't fully agree, but—I can't do it."

I sneered and interrupted Farrell's phone call: "You are too slow to admit."

"I……"

"Your crime is to treat me to dinner for half a month."

"Uh..." Farrell on the other end of the phone was silent, and after half a minute, she spoke with difficulty: "Can I choose Ling Chi?"

"So, explain?" I collapsed back on the bed, put the phone near my ear, and the voice of the phone with the speaker was slowly coming from inside, and it took a few seconds before I heard Faree Sighing voice: "I just want to know how you guessed it, Luo."

"Mr. Shimada appeared too suddenly." I said flatly, although on the surface I might really be a fool, and I always called my university a pheasant school.

But Imperial College of Technology is not a school that can be entered by luck, even if it is not the Department of International Trade that is not so good at science and engineering.

To put it simply, I, the famous campus vase goddess, is actually not as vase-like as other people imagine.It's just that I don't like to think too much and calculate too much.

Because that's really tiring, and it doesn't fit my personality of a salted fish.

It wasn't until last night, after Peter gave me the note, that I probably slowly pieced together this puzzle with mysteries. In fact, everything seems to have traces.

"Don't you think you're suspicious, Faree?" I said helplessly, "You were the first to show your flaws."

"Although you are a righteous idiot who is willing to send yourself—together with me—to the hospital in order to uphold justice, but I asked you before going to college, why didn't you choose a military school, you tell me... because The peace you really want to protect is impossible in a politics of mutual pressure like this."

"You obviously said that, but half a year ago, you suddenly—lived like a very disciplined soldier."

And what's even weirder, when I told Farrell that my real dad is Bruce Wayne and that I've become a real rich woman, if it was Farrell in high school, she would definitely scream with me, Crazy calling to congratulate me on getting out of Big John's misery.

Instead of hanging up the phone and asking me to wake up, being sensible is not at all like my best friend who will go to the handsome guy.

This is their first flaw.

"Then, in order to keep me safe from Damian's mother, you brought me into Overwatch's base. This is the second flaw."

Farrell and I are existences that can entrust our lives to each other.But I've always been a guy who doesn't trust casually, and I don't—

Aunt Anna, who has been running the Hynix security company for such a long time and secretly running a secret agent organization, is a person who is easy to trust others.

This is a very simple calculation problem.

They let me know their secret identities, and it must be because of me, as well as Farrell's connection.

Because I am valuable enough, because the interests of letting me know are far higher than the interests of not letting me know about this matter.

I can play a decisive role in the purpose of Overwatch.

"Just when you started to doubt, the commander sent Hanzo in front of you." Farrell is not an idiot, this guy has terrible tactical intuition: "You really have something to do so you can't come to the training, Or have you already convinced yourself in these two short days?"

"I do have something to do. It won't take two days to confirm this."

"Damn it, Roxy, three years apart from you made me forget how difficult you are."

There was a little frustration in Faree's voice, I turned over from lying on my back to lying on my stomach, and smiled happily with my eyes bent.

"This is your punishment for hiding me!" I protested loudly, obviously I gave Faree a lot of time to confess to me.But it was understandable for her to choose this way.

I didn't tell Farrell about what Peter reminded me. I always felt like I was betraying Peter too much. Anyway, without the stone hammer from yesterday, at most I would figure it out later.

Sending Shimada Hanzo to my side to teach me self-defense can only serve two purposes.

First, spy on me.Obviously I have some influence over the purpose of Overwatch as an organization, and while I don't know exactly what effect I have on them—or their purpose—yet, but keep an eye on my every move in case I do It is obvious that something is not good for them.

Second, teach me.Naturally they wouldn't break their promise when they said they would teach me self-defense.If I am really a naive critic, then it can be regarded as fulfilling their purpose of coming here, and even if I am not, it is also a major point to let me have enough combat power and not fall into the situation of being controlled by others at will.

It's just that the purpose is so obvious, obviously my lazy style has spread throughout Overwatch, so that they don't even plan to test my IQ.

Puzzle Solved...

Woohoo, I look so smart, but why, why didn't I guess the secret identities of my father and my brothers.If I could use my brain to think about it, I wouldn't have fallen into such a social death situation.

Fortunately, at least I didn't lose face in front of Jason. I can't afford to lose face to that person. The face I lose in front of him is a hundred times thicker than my skin.

"That's why I said, don't try to fight against Roxy, Mom." Faree's voice came from the other end of the phone, and I wasn't surprised at all, and said with a smile: "Auntie Anna, long time no see, Next time I go to Los Angeles to see you?"

"You bastard, alas."

The depression in my heart dissipated a little bit, and my sleepiness and sleepiness were also exhausted by this little brainstorming, and my hunger instantly increased. I rolled on the bed twice before jumping He got up, and said lazily: "Farier, half a month's food money has been agreed."

"You might as well let me die—"

"Roxy Wayne, I thought you took a paid vacation today?" When I stepped into the top floor of the Avengers Building at one o'clock in the afternoon, my boss was already leaning against the bar with a cup of coffee, looking at me angrily : "I haven't said to forgive you yet."

"And I still haven't figured out what I need you to forgive, boss." I said lazily: "I found out that all my friends in New York are going to school, and I have nowhere to go, so I came to the company to get some air conditioning With dinner."

"I have to provide you with meals and air-conditioning when you have paid leave?" My boss rolled his eyes, and then circled his fingers around the pile of dinner plates on the bar: "Old Jia, collect these things and give them to Miss Wayne Make a cup of coffee."

When I said I’m here to rub the air conditioner, I really came to rub the air conditioner. After I happily sat down on the soft sofa with my tablet and coffee, my boss came towards me and glanced at me. Tablet: "You know why I never wanted to sign that contract?"

"Why?" I asked perfunctorily, and casually put the draft of Captain America and Superman sketched two days ago at the end of the schedule, and at the same time called up the document of my elder brother's picture of Nightwing.

Although I asked Superman for an autograph, he also gave full marks for fan service.But how could someone scold other people's daughters in front of their own fathers!Leave me in the back row!

When his strong chest muscles tempt me again, I will advance the schedule again.

"In their company, there are some secrets that I haven't dug out yet—but something must be wrong. Little Pepper is also going this time for this matter."

I think my boss will tell me that it must be because my father’s identity is Batman punishing rape and eliminating evil, and I am a second-generation superhero with a strong root: "Although she suggested that to find the problem, it is better to go inside directly, but... ..."

"It sounds aggrieved, I'm the one who quit." I looked up at Tony sympathetically, it turned out to be the reason, but since Miss Pepper will go to France to discuss cooperation, Tony must not have found a breakthrough, so Just agreed to that plan.

Not signing the contract is just a matter of aggrieved psychology.

"Let's not mention this, I heard that you are going to cosplay Nightwing at this New York Superhero Show."

My boss said coldly behind me, staring at the vigilante beauty with big breasts, thin ass, and upturned butt that I drew on the tablet before I knew Ye Yi was my elder brother.

I was going to modify this picture a little bit.It’s fine if it’s someone else, if I post this picture on my Twitter, the comment and retweet area will definitely be crowed.

However, my elder brother already knew my Twitter account.

Social death or something is impossible in this life!People can't, at least they shouldn't!

"That's right, my elder brother said he would help me make a battle suit. This is my own hand, it is absolutely restored!"

I happily agreed with my boss, and I didn't feel sleepy when I mentioned this matter. Who knew that even the cosplay equipment for the superhero exhibition would be specially prepared for me after I got home.And I don't even need to spend a penny, I can get the same style of Chaoying!

I was about to happily turn around and show off this matter to my boss, when I saw his dark face and fingers knocking towards my head.

Woohoo, I hid too slowly, and was directly hit by my boss!

Damn, I'm not as smart as my father and my brothers. Now, is my boss trying to knock me into a real vase?I disagree!

"Need I remind you, what is the same style as an "idol"? "My boss said angrily. I stared blankly at him for three seconds before realizing that the word was referring to himself.

Chao, I've lived for so long, and I've never seen a steamer who doesn't allow fans to climb the wall in person.

It's weird...