Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

"You have to fight this Gada, and save money to buy roads!"

Wanda is dressed in a blue silk short jacket, with a felt hat on her head and boots on her feet. She is riding a tall horse with a bright silver gun and two parcels hanging from a Desheng hook on the horse's body. The red pompom looks like a rich man.He broke down and yelled: "You guys are endless! Why are people robbing every town! The local government doesn't even work, they don't even fart!"

Behind him are more than a dozen servants riding horses, wearing black silk trousers and jackets, with boxes and cages on their horses.

The bandits were dressed as hunters, and they wore ragged clothes. Some of the leaders wore straw sandals on their feet, and the others didn't even have straw sandals.They were also a little confused: "What do you mean?"

"What do you want?"

"So much nonsense from you."

Wanda took off the bright silver gun from the Desheng hook, and took off the two packages and threw them over: "These are for you. Hold them well, don't let people fart and jump to death."

As soon as the bandits took the package, they felt that something was wrong. It smelled a little sweet because of the wetness. When they opened it, they said, "Straight mother thief!" "It's a balloon!"

"Head! Head!"

"Cough, cough, heh." Wanda cleared his throat hard, spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm, and pointed at them with a bright silver gun in one hand: "Grandpa came here all the way from the capital, big and small I have seen more than a dozen waves of banditry, if I don’t have two brushes, it’s still your turn to grab it? Hold your colleagues and cry!”

The bandits here are unprofessional, they are just pretended by the mountain people. Seeing that this group of people is rich and powerful, but they are holding knives and guns one by one, obviously not easy to mess with, so they threw their heads and dispersed.

Wanda spat again, and muttered softly, "If the third grandpa wasn't wounded, I'd kill you all." Then he went to the local county government office, took his ID card, and planned to pass it on to the door, but there was no door, so he sent someone in. Shouting, the county magistrate didn’t come out to greet him, his nose was not his nose or eyes, he got off his horse and said, “Where are you going to help me! Grandpa’s wound, ahhh!” After shaking for a while, he walked into the yamen : "Where is the county magistrate! Where did the county magistrate go!"

A thin young man came out: "I'm here, why are you making noise?"

"My sister is the current empress. If you treat us nicely, it's fine, otherwise."

The county magistrate asked coldly: "What if not? How will you treat me?"

Wanda thought I couldn't do anything, if he beat him up, he would have to sue, if he killed him, hey, hey, you can't do that.He frowned and looked at the county magistrate carefully. The young man was not wearing an official uniform, but a washed loose, white and faded straight jacket with patches on the cuffs and neckline. The hat on his head also had patches of the same color, which was very skillfully patched. , If you are not facing the sun, you can't see it yourself.He looked around in the house again, there was not even a single messenger in the yamen, the red paint on the fire and water rod was mottled, and there was a lot of dust on the ground, but there were two chickens in the yard, the chickens He's so skinny, thin and old, even though winter has just passed, he doesn't even have a few feathers left.Under the sun lay an old black and yellow dog, with drooping eyelids, basking in the sun bonyly.

He paused: "Are you so poor here?" Oh my god, why is this poorer than my family used to be?

The county magistrate said indifferently: "Now is the time when people are in poverty, and the officials are helpless."

"No, other counties are quite rich. Tell me why you are like this here."

The county magistrate saw that he was so domineering, and he was a foreign relative, as long as he didn't want meat or wine, he could ask for anything: "Please come in, my lord, and let me serve tea."

Wanda said: "I'll be staying at your place tonight, I see that you must not have an inn here. Hey, you wrote this word? Good word."

"Don't dare." The county magistrate stretched out his thin arms, picked up the kettle on the clay stove, carried it outside, put it on the ground by the well, and threw the bucket into the well to draw water.

Wanda looked around in the room, seeing the bald pen on his desk, the straw paper that was worse than the paper used to wipe his butt, and a piece of ink that was only the size of a pen tip, tsk tsk, it is so poor that it makes people cry, this is honesty, right? Fortunately, my family is not clean.He wandered to the door again: "You are blind, go fetch water for this lord."

The servants hurried over to pull the rope, pulled the bucket up, and filled a jug of water. The county magistrate went in with the jug, and they wiped their faces with the water in the bucket, and took the water to drink the horses.

The county magistrate started to boil water and went out to wash the dishes.

Wanda was really impatient, and stopped him: "Don't bother, tell the boy to do the brushing, tell me why there is not even a single person in your county government office?"

The county magistrate said: "Your Excellency, I don't know. There are more than 100 households in our county. When the Oirats invaded, more than [-] households were wiped out. Almost all pigs, cattle and sheep were killed. Some of the remaining military households, He also went to the frontier to serve the country loyally, and those who stayed here were old, weak, sick, and disabled, and there were few cattle.” He took out a tin can as he spoke, which contained willow buds dried last year. When drinking tea, I squeezed a pinch and put it in the tea bowl that I washed and brought back: "At this time, the green and yellow are not harvested, and many people have no way of life. They dig wild vegetables and peel the bark to eat. A group of soldiers passed by a while ago and robbed them." I am not willing to eat the wheat for seeds, and the yamen servants are all locals, and my official told them to go home and help the farmers."

Wanda listened for a long time, this is really miserable, but even so, there are some things to say: "I was robbed in the woods outside the city, you are a local parent officer, what can you say?" He just remembered , the group of robbers wore ragged clothes and thin bodies.

The county magistrate's face was red, and he couldn't say anything embarrassingly. After a while, he whispered: "This, people can't live anymore."

"It is inevitable to leave all the etiquette, righteousness, and shame behind."

The county magistrate's face turned even redder, and he explained embarrassingly: "I warned them not to hurt people's lives, but to blackmail businessmen, and just get a few taels of money to buy cattle and seeds..."

The book implies: Scholars, peasants, businessmen, and merchants are cheap jobs. Although wealthy and powerful businessmen can buy off the government, and those with less power can buy off the police, the overall public opinion is still a cheap job.

Wanda rolled his eyes, and rolled his eyes so hard that he almost lost his black eyes: "Aren't you stupid! This small town is considered an important way, you send people to collect the city money at the gate of the city, ten cents per person, How much to pay for a truckload of goods, you can collect enough in a few days."

County magistrate: (￣□￣;) "Since I took office, the lower officials have abolished the money for entering and exiting the city, and then there was a disaster... I don't think about it."

Wanda crossed Erlang's legs and shook her legs: "Cut, nerd. Are you married?" It's really miserable for your wife to follow you, probably so hungry that Guishui won't come.

The county magistrate shyly said: "I haven't married a wife yet. There is only one younger brother and my mother in the family."

Wanda lived here that night, the county magistrate was very grateful for his idea, tried his best to find four eggs, steamed two bowls of custard, and sent him a bowl.But he was shocked to see this millionaire eating roast goose with braised beef.It looks delicious!

Wanda didn't dare to rest that night: "You guard the gate in four shifts and drink the well water directly to avoid being drugged and murdered. You have 1000 taels in the cage! All the families in the whole town add up to not necessarily have 1000 taels of silver. Youdao is a wine star whose face and money touch people’s hearts, so pay attention to me!” Although he has no experience in Jianghu, he has listened to a lot of storytelling. If a rich man goes out with money, then he should experience it——A stab in the back, an assassination, a beauty Tricks, drugs, liars and a series of problems.Among them, he only looks forward to beauty tricks and liars, because they can be used to have fun.

Fortunately, nothing happened that night, so he breathed a sigh of relief and set off to leave.

At noon the next day, Wanxi Wantong arrived in this small town, and was pestered by people to ask for a gate tax. They didn't have to pay money when they entered and exited the city gate in the capital, let alone this poor place.Deliberately beat the yamen servants away with two whips, but he was too lazy to cause trouble, so he threw a piece of scattered money: "Where is your county yamen?"

The eldest brother and the second brother soon found out that the good idea of ​​collecting taxes came from the third brother, hum.

Following the direction indicated by the county magistrate, he chased after him. When he came to a fork in the road, he walked along the main road: "Brother, wait a minute!"

"what happened?"

"Brother, look, the horseshoes here are messy, and they are going this way. Look at the new horseshoes." The new horseshoes are very easy to distinguish from the old horseshoes, which can be seen from the degree of wear.

"That's right, let's go."

Before long, I saw a large and abrupt inn on the side of the road. The tiles on the room were quite new. The cover was fluttering in the wind, and a subtle stench emanated from inside and outside the entire inn.

Feeling bad, Wanxi said in a low voice, "Don't make any noise, go and have a look."

Everyone sneaked closer to have a look, and quietly lifted the window panel to remove it a little. Wanxi was shocked when she saw it, and turned her head and whispered: "There is a shirtless woman inside, she is called a fat."

"What else?"

"There is also a shirtless little girl, white and thin."

"Brother, what else?"

"And our third brother, who was stripped naked and tied to a chair, like a pig."

Wantong was taken aback, and quickly ordered the servants to "jump to the windows on the left and right, and smash the windows together. You go to the left, and you call the proprietress to pay back the money. You go to the right, and call the murderer to pay for their lives. Take them from the third master." Move around."

"The proprietress pays back the money! The proprietress pays back the money! He smashed the window!"

"Murder, pay for your life, and pay for your debts! Ladies, open the door quickly!"

The first two shirtless women in the room didn't care about putting on their clothes, and hurriedly carried kitchen knives and machetes to both sides of the window: "Man, take this vegetable pig to the cellar."

The servants on both sides smashed the windows and smashed the doors frantically. Wanxi Wantong kicked the door hard. The door was really strong, and they were willing to use the wood. The door latch was also an old wooden pile. Kicked the door off the hinge directly.

He jumped in and chopped up the two men and the mother and son. The little girl resisted stubbornly, but the boss shrewdly surrendered.There are more than a dozen people on the other side, and there are four people here, what a fart.

"Third brother, wake up!"

"Is the third brother dead?"

The two brothers grabbed the third brother and shook him for a while. He was still like a dead pig. Wantong suggested: "Slap him!"

"it is good!"

"Brother please."

Wanxi slapped him eighteen times anyway, and rubbed his hands. There were calluses on the palms, which didn't hurt, and he had practiced the backs of his fingers, but not the backs of his hands. "Second brother, please."

Wantong also came forward, slapped four times, and rubbed his wrists: "Oh no, I flicked my wrist when I kicked the door just now. Old godmother, let me ask you, where is the antidote? You fans Medicine always has an antidote, right?"

The proprietress's death was imminent, but she couldn't help laughing: "Pour cold water and wake up 2333"

When a bucket of cold water was poured down, Wanda woke up immediately. "What are you doing! Ahhh, big brother! Ahhh, second brother! Ahhh, why are you here! Sneeze!"

"You fucking idiot!"

"These two girls have drugged you and are going to kill you and eat meat!"

Wanda sneezed again, as if recalling something in a trance, she yelled: "Straight mother thief! Beauty tricks and drugs are mixed together! You fucking don't play cards according to the routine!"

……

He Mingjue, along with his reputation, reached Han Yong's ears.

Han Yong was very interested in this person who was eager to help clear up the banditry all the way. After careful research, he only punished the bandit leader, not the accomplices... Although this is a bit of letting the tiger go back to the mountain to leave future troubles, it is still appropriate.

He, a staunch atheist who loves to kill traitors, is really not interested in the so-called brother-in-law of Tianshifu. If he is interested, it is also a means of martial arts and killing people.

……

When the emperor returned to court, he was making trouble again.

The ministers are beeping again: the king of a country should have a monarch system, and the harem system is also included.The emperor's harem is empty and not a system.

Zhu Jianshen stuttered and went back one by one. He stuttered all morning. His disadvantage was that he stuttered. His advantage was that he could sit and drink water, while others had to stand and talk.Even so... He was still angry and pulled out several ministers who criticized Queen Wan for being arrogant and unfeminine: "Thirty court sticks!"

Don't look at the few people who were beaten were frail and fat scholars. After being beaten thirty times, they were carried home, and they still had the integrity not to cry out for pain.

Zhu Jian was a little dizzy with deep anger, and what made him even more angry was that today's plan was to discuss with them the ability of military officers to lead troops in war, and asked the ministers to recommend talents!There are talented people from generation to generation, and I don't have enough talents!

Come on, it's time for lunch, let's go back to the palace.

"Now these officials, who can't do any serious business, know that they are holding on to the harem. If I don't accept a concubine, I will be scolded. If I accept a concubine, those from noble families will say that their relatives are powerful, and those from ordinary families will say they have no talent. I have no virtue, if I don’t favor the Queen, I’m not good, but if I’m favored, I say that I’m greedy, lustful, and delaying the government.” Zhu Jianshen poked the hairtail viciously with his chopsticks: “These censors are really two mouths, anyway, they make it! It's not new, but it's hard to do anything about it, I just can't let them succeed!"

Empress Wan was also angry: "They are all lip service, these scholars are not as interesting as the storyteller."

"What? Who made the empress angry?"

"What is the prince's current husband?" Wan Zhen'er said angrily: "I take Youzhen to practice martial arts every morning, to strengthen his body and prolong his life, and to cultivate his spirit of martial arts. After practicing martial arts today, he is hungry again. After eating a meal, he hurt his leg while running to class. The teacher asked what was going on, and he told the truth. The old scholar put "

"He is a Jinshi, old Hanlin..." Zhu Jianshen said in a low voice: "His knowledge is still good, but a little pedantic."

Wan Zhen'er gave him a blank look: "That old coffin, is it alright?"

The emperor felt that this was a fair description, although it was a bit malicious, but yes, he nodded.

Well, it's been a long time since I heard sister Wan swearing~

Queen Wan gritted her teeth: "The old coffin not only gave You Zhenshu a meal, but also said that I was vulgar, illiterate and not virtuous! The old thief separated our mother and son! Hmph! Your Majesty, replace him , there are so many learned people in the world, how precious can he be? Does it have to be him?"

"Change, change!" Zhu Jianshen frowned, alienating the prince and queen, this is still human!How is this different from the literati around Li Hong!Sister Wan's handwriting is excellent, although I don't know how to listen to Qin Pinxiang, but I don't understand either. If she is not virtuous, who else is virtuous in the world!

The emperor does not want to raise a person who is completely corrupted by civil officials. Although some idiots in the court firmly oppose the war and oppose the accumulation of troops, some smart civil officials and generals use soldiers like gods, and some idiots want to fight crazily, but the emperor wants To balance and listen to the opinions of all parties, the prince must do the same. "Did Youzhen not speak? Someone, call the prince over!"

Zhu Youzhen came out of the back room with the book in his arms, stared at the book intently, knelt down and kowtowed while holding the book, without leaving his eyes for a moment: "Daddy!"

"Get up, what book are you reading?"

"'Shuo Yue Quan Zhuan'." Wan Zhen'er said, "I have to go back and talk. Sit down and talk."

"Mom, I didn't listen to him. This book is so beautiful!" Zhu Youzhen held the book again, swayed to the side of the chair freely, and sat back firmly with one hand: "I refuted him at that time."

"Oh? This is my good son, what did you say?"

"I asked him, what can he do if I beat him? He told me a lot of reasons, saying that I can't beat him, what kind of monarch, minister, teacher and student, courtesy and corporal, alas. If I still ask him, I will beat him , I don’t make sense, what can he do. He said a lot. I also asked him, what can he do if I want to beat him. He said he had to bear it, but it would be bad for my reputation. I just asked him, if he scolded my mother and I beat him, what's wrong with my reputation?" Zhu Youzhen raised his head, his chubby face was serious: "My father has to set up a chastity archway for me to praise me as a filial son, Yes or no?"

Zhu Jianshen: "Xiaolian has a plaque, but it's different from the arch... I'll explain it to you later. What does the old man say?"

"He said that I was determined to go my own way and couldn't listen to suggestions. I didn't understand those two idioms, and I didn't know what to say." Zhu Youzhen said: "I told him that I would beat him, just as Wala didn't talk about ideals." Hit me, he is now the same as the first emperor, he can only talk nonsense, it is useless at all. If his mother taught him martial arts when he was a child, at least he can run away."

Wan Zhen'er couldn't help laughing: "Then, Youzhen snatched the old man's walking stick, held it up and ran away. He didn't listen to class, and didn't attend school."

The little fat man raised his neck: "He only knows about benevolence, righteousness and morality, and he also said that with benevolence, righteousness and morality, the world can be safe, hum." Daddy has been worrying about who to send to beat people all day long!

Zhu Jianshen: "..."

It's a good thing to say, and it's also good if you don't hit anyone.

Why grab someone's walking stick.