Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Returning from Xishan, the third day of vacation.

Zhu Jianshen got up early and got up together, and solemnly announced: "Today is passing the Cold Food Festival, the three of us don't get angry. Well, Er Bao drinks milk without heating it."

Wan Zhen'er smiled and pushed him: "Is the tea cold too?"

Zhu Jianshen thought for a while: "Cold water is good to drink, but alcohol is not allowed. Cold wine hurts the stomach."

"Why are you going to have the Cold Food Festival all of a sudden?"

Zhu Jian said righteously: "In a few years, the country and society will be handed over to Youzhen, and I will let him know the suffering of the people's livelihood early."

Wan Zhen'er nodded and put her arms around his neck: "Open your mouth, let me see."

"Oh, I haven't brushed my teeth yet, don't look at it."

"Then stick out your tongue and see."

Zhu Jianshen stuck out his tongue shyly, and sure enough, there was a circle of flying edges on his tongue. His face darkened, and he said slowly: "Shaanxi non-commissioned officers rebelled, Jiangsu and Zhejiang salt dealers rebelled, Hetao was occupied, Jianzhou Jurchen also... The rebellion in other places can be regarded as the result of excessive land annexation and the lack of livelihood for the refugees, but the salt dealers violated the law and discipline to seek violence, damage my taxes, and kill them for fear of endless killings, so they dare to rebel." In a bad mood, Want to go hunting.Alas, forget it, the minister was right, spring is the season for all things to reproduce, hunting should not be done, it is better to kill people.I really want to build a Beijing temple!

Wan Zhen'er knew that he was suffocated, so he wanted to eat cold food to relieve his anger. In this way, there were still a group of ministers yelling that they should not kill without authorization, and the emperor was almost mad to death.She didn't say anything, just kissed: "Okay, cold food is cold food, we have a lot of dim sum. Are fried pancakes considered cold food?"

Zhu Jianshen said firmly: "Fried fish and fried quail count."

When you are angry, eat something you like and you will feel better.He ordered it last night.

The prince lives in the side hall of the Kunning Palace. He comes here every morning to say hello. He wanted to eat small wontons in the morning, but he didn’t have any. He ate a deep-fried pancake, a green ball, grabbed a quail leg, and picked up two chopsticks. Heart-mixed cold dishes,

Er Bao ate hot food, as the emperor said, there was a nurse and no heating was needed.

……

Zhu Youzhen prefers Cuju to Hammerball.Hammerball's cue is too long, it is very difficult for him to hold it, and it is easy to hit himself when he turns it... Now there is a bag on his head.

There were two goals on the ground, and a few young eunuchs were playing with him. Two civet cats who were not afraid of people came from nowhere, chasing the ball and running around.

These are certainly not the two cats that the emperor liked to play with when he was young. Those two cats have long since died of old age.

The three empresses sat in the pavilion, drinking tea and eating snacks around the table. Green balls, milk buns, and butter rolls were placed on white porcelain plates.Shredded Ginger Pai Fork, thin slices of ginger are added to the crispy and thin fork, which is crispy and spicy.

Slender hands knead into jade, fry in green oil to make a deep yellow, night comes to spring sleep, no matter the severity, crushing the gold wrapped around the arm of a beautiful woman. - focus circle.

Butter fried cakes, glutinous rice and red bean fried cakes, crispy snails, scorpion twists, sugar ears, honey three knives, these are all things that are suitable for the cold food festival.

Each of them wore a new set of clothes, all of which were new-made clothes with narrow sleeves. The Empress Dowager wore red, Empress Dowager Qian wore blue, and Wan Zhen'er wore white.There is also a qin table in the pavilion, on which there is an unattended guqin, and a piece of incense is burning in Hetian Qingyu's small Liuling incense burner.

The Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager were just drinking hot tea leisurely, watching the cute little boy wearing pink shoes, little boots, and a cute little hat, running around the field.Whether it is clothes or shoes and socks, as long as they are made smaller, they are very cute.

Sun Niangniang smiled amiably: "This is really good, there are children playing around again."

Empress Dowager Qian also showed joy and was very happy about it, but asked in a low voice: "What's the matter with the bag on the crown prince's head?"

The empress dowager coughed in embarrassment.

Wan Zhen'er swallowed the soft green dough, and said without changing expression: "It is said that I fell asleep last night, and hit the bed when I got up to relieve myself." In fact, it was the empress dowager who taught him hammer balls...

"This is also, alas, the palace people should pay more attention."

Wan Zhen'er said: "The emperor said that boys grow strong after being beaten, it doesn't matter, Dabao himself doesn't feel pain, so don't worry about it, empress."

Empress Dowager Qian said to herself, how can I not feel distressed? Back then, I thought about it day and night, hoping to have a son like this, but I still didn't have it when I arrived.

Suddenly there was a burst of cheers on the field: "Go in!" "Go in!" "The prince won!" "Okay~"

The Empress Dowager was also happy: "What a sweet baby, that's amazing."

Zhu Youzhen also cheered happily, and ran into the pavilion: "Mother, come and play with me, too."

Wan Zhen'er stood up happily: "Okay."

On the other side, the emperor was frowning, with his hips akimbo angrily, staring at a group of small firemen working.It's really outrageous!A six-meter-high swing uses five large pieces of wood, but it is actually such a small piece of wood!

After sitting on it, the rope strangles the ass!Zhu Jianshen happily tried it, and jumped down very angrily!

The carpenter wiped off his cold sweat and tried hard to drill a hole in the huanghuali plank with a drill. The emperor was staring at him, so nervous!

Huanghua pear is a kind of hard wood. It takes a long time for a hand drill to drill four holes for strings.

After waiting for a while, he became impatient, walked back swayingly with his hands behind his back, went to the pavilion to say hello, and started playing the piano.

Zhu Jianshen plays the piano very well, which may be due to his talent. Whether it is learning the piano or learning music, he can get started very quickly.

It's a pity that Wan Zhen'er never heard good or bad, he often played beside him with deep meaning for a long time, Wan Zhen'er just said it was good.

Today is different. The Empress Dowager finished listening to his song: "Sitting idle in the night and bright moon, a secluded person plays the plain qin. Suddenly, I heard the melancholy tone, just like the chanting of cold pine trees."

Empress Dowager Qian said: "The loud voice is rough and loose, howling the wind and rain. The soft voice is extremely soft, and it is full of ghosts and gods."

These two educated women asked in unison: "Jian Shen, do you have something on your mind?"

The emperor said in his heart that it's better if you don't understand. If you don't understand, I don't need to explain.He found an excuse indiscriminately to prevaricate, these traitorous people who were besieged from all sides, even if the Empress Dowager knew about it, there was nothing they could do, instead they were restless, which was not conducive to longevity.

He started to eat qingtuan.The green ball full of wormwood flavor is green and oily. The taste is not particularly fragrant, and the taste is a bit strange, but it is not bad.There are three kinds of fillings: red bean, mung bean and lotus seed paste.

The queen played football with the prince, and the emperor suddenly felt that the second treasure was a little pitiful and not taken seriously, just like he was back then: "Where is the second treasure, why don't you take him out to get some air?"

Wan Zhen'er came back wiping her sweat, picked up the teacup on the table and drank it down in one gulp: "Er Bao has a cold and is sleeping."

"Huh? How could it be? It's fine in the morning."

"Hmph, it's all his nanny's fault. She still dared to feed her when she was feeling unwell. She was ill. The child was weak and fell ill in the morning. The emperor was reading at that time. It doesn't matter, let him drink the medicine and have a good sleep. That's all right, I'll go with him in the afternoon."

"Go and invite King Yi into the palace."

The empress dowager stopped him: "Farewell, he is a celestial master after all. Whenever you two have a headache, let him come into the palace to treat it. This is not the attitude towards a celestial master. Wang also expects their young couple to hurry up Have a baby."

Zhu Jianshen thought about it, and felt that this was also the case, so he didn't say anything.

The Empress Dowager said again: "You should shave this beard, it looks very old-fashioned." You, a young man under the age of 20, don't look good with such a beard.

Zhu Jianshen stroked his beard: "Mother, I think it's pretty good, I look steady, and let the ministers know that I'm not a young master." After I grew up, they beat me less and less.

In fact, the ministers are getting more and more sensible because of the embarrassment of the emperor. They know that His Majesty has always been decisive, and saying "reconsider" means that I disagree. If the decision is difficult to change, they will gradually accept their fate. up.either the emperor

The Empress Dowager covered her face and said: "Oh, seeing your long beard and loving to play, it makes Ai's heart... I think of your father... Oops..."

Zhu Jianshen immediately said, "I'm going to shave it now."

After a while, Zhu Jianshen remembered that he had a younger sister of the same father and mother, so he sent someone to call Princess Huiqing and the other younger sisters to play together.

……

The Qingming here is leisurely, comfortable, and leisurely. Although the emperor is full of anger, it is only his personal business.

Officials also go out to enjoy the scenery in spring. Some people have exquisite gardens in their homes. The spring flowers are in full bloom.They called friends to come to the house to drink and write poems, enjoy flowers and scenery, and talk about government affairs and gossip.

Poorer officials go on outings together, bringing hot and cold dishes, barbecue grill food, and various snacks from all over the world.

Even ordinary people have to visit graves, go on outings, and visit relatives.

From a certain official's fear of internal affairs, talking about whether the Yugong Temple is effective, to a certain official's greed and lust that delays the official business, to the brothel oiran who plays the pipa well, to hearing that Uncle Guo was demoted to the border to be a small hundred He also talked about what is so charming about the mother of the country and the empress. Is it majestic and majestic?

Why does Queen Wan dote on the harem, go beyond the category of "three thousand dotes on one person", and dominate the harem? This is something that everyone is curious about.

All the eunuchs were poor enough to have only one garden, where the men drank and listened to music in one yard, and the wives met friends and played games and drank in another yard.

Mrs. Wang Shangshu was a guest at someone else's house, and she was giving orders now, when she suddenly said: "Speaking of General, I don't know if Wanda is sent to the border, whether he is really going to fight honestly, or whether he is going to fight Just make some meritorious deeds and return to Beijing to get promoted and make a fortune."

"Yo, who knows."

Mrs. Lu was not familiar with her at first, because she was often called into the palace by Concubine Wan Gui to talk, so she lost if she was not familiar: "Niangniang Wan is not such a person. She can't rub the sand in her eyes."

Mrs. Sun, the uncle next to her, said with a smile: "She can't tolerate sand in her eyes? Her subordinates often kill people. My husband-in-law often said that the eunuchs around the emperor were occasionally replaced. When asked carefully, it was only because of annoyance that Wan Niangniang was killed. chased away."

Mrs. Lu asked back: "Drive away? Didn't you say murder?"

"Here, who knows where he drove away?"

"Those servants often say that cutting off a person's fortune is like killing one's parents. Since you intend to frame the queen, why not make it louder."

Mrs. Sun was not annoyed: "I'm just telling the truth, she can take a piece of the iron bucket guarded by the emperor, and it's not close to the slightest bit of meat, isn't that a skill?"

Mrs. Lu sneered and said: "The emperor is still keeping his filial piety, so he has to have a concubine and a noble person to be considered as not being held hostage?"

Lu Yu's wife smoothed things over: "Oh, why did you quarrel? Are you still drinking? What you both said makes sense, Sister Sun, you didn't think well, even Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty would inevitably love flowers and willows, It would be too anxious to draw a conclusion now. With such internal and external difficulties, and keeping his filial piety, how can the emperor have the desire to be greedy for beauty? Wait until Haiyan, Heqing, and Siyi surrender. Didn’t you just talk about Wanda? Listen Said that he set off this morning, thousands of miles to go to the army, if he can serve the emperor, he will also live up to the emperor's great love for the Wan family."

He Mingjue left on the same day, came back from the palace, wrote a note and pasted it on the wall, packed his bags indiscriminately, got a small package, so as not to arouse suspicion, raised his knife and led the horse, received the official document from the Ministry of War, got on the horse and left up.

so happy!so happy!so happy!

He has been walking on the road for seven days today, and he is very careful whenever he is in battle, deliberately counting the days according to the distance traveled in the mortal world, and he really walks thirty to fifty miles every day.It is a long journey from Beijing to Guangzhou, but he is not lonely.

Because there are always some people in the woods, come out to let him have fun.

A few people in brocade clothes and sable fur came out, the leader waved his hand, and someone beside him said loudly: "I drove this mountain, I planted this tree, I want to pass by, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) ) ())!"

He Mingjue was particularly impatient, he could see that they were all involved in life lawsuits, and when they robbed him again, he simply swung a knife and killed three people in a row, and the rest of the robbers fled in all directions, it was really hard to chase.With a shake of his hand, he captured the souls of the three people, took out his leather whip, and gave them a crackling beating.

The three ghosts were dumbfounded: "This uncle, why is it still you?" "Why is it you again?"

He Mingjue glanced at them arrogantly, pulled out a few black silk threads from the horse's back, tied one part to them and the other to the horse, whipped the horse to move on, and hung the three of them like balloons.

This kind of thing has a scientific name, called soul ball.

The book implies that there are balloons in this era, that is, pig piss, which is cleaned, inflated, and tied with silk thread to make it big and round.

Along the way, he hung many soul balls.

Seeing his appearance, the mountain spirits and wild monsters on the road all hurriedly avoided.

The Wan family was gloomy.Wan Mu: "嘿嘤嘤"

Wanxi: "Third Brother, if he can't learn martial arts, he can..." I can beat him violently in the martial arts arena every day.

Wantong: "Third brother is ambitious and talented..." Even though I am not as good as my elder brother, I can still beat him. . .I don't know how he has the face to claim to be the number one in the capital. To be honest, it seems that the queen can beat him up.

They all thought he was going to die outside.

The two brothers looked at each other: "Mother, please enter the palace and beg your mother to let us both go to the border to protect the third brother."

"Yeah, give us a chance to make meritorious service." Generally, relatives are not allowed to join the army.

Wan's mother cried even harder: "No, if you two have troubles again, how can I live?"

Wan Gui: "Okay, okay, dad is going to ask for orders for you."

He is the Commander of Jin Yiwei, although he is only a false name of honor, he can also enter the palace.

Zhu Jianshen was playing football with his son, and when the eunuch reported that his father-in-law had come, he hurried to the Qianqing Palace to meet him.After hearing the whole story, I was overjoyed and agreed immediately.

When Wan Zhen'er heard about this later, she applauded: "Okay! Big Brother and Second Brother really gave me a face!"

Zhu Youzhen was a little dazed, and asked slowly: "The first uncle and the second uncle are going to fight?"

"Yes, they are worried about your third uncle."

Zhu Youzhen thought for a while: "Third uncle can't do it. Last time I was playing with cats in the palace, I didn't see him. When I bumped into him, he fell with a big butt on his back, like a turtle being turned over .”

Wan Zhen'er felt ashamed.

……

After the Qingming Festival, the first thing the emperor did when he went to court was to make a list of available generals and those talented young people.

Zhu Jianshen was scratching his head: "Why are there so few talents here?"

"How can there be so few generals!"

"Why are all the boys from military households going to take the examination of scholar and Jinshi!"

The emperor had nothing to do, and at the request of Empress Wan, he issued an order: "Mrs. Xuan Zhenying will come to the pilgrimage to see you."

If as expected, we will see her in half a year.

Wan Zhen'er was quite curious: "I don't know what kind of girl that is."